1 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:05,440 - I'm Scott. 2 00:00:05,780 --> 00:00:06,220 - I'm Russell. 3 00:00:06,420 --> 00:00:06,800 - And I'm Leo. 4 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:07,860 This is Spitball. 5 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:18,720 Welcome to Spitball, 6 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:20,660 where three Boolean Buddies and a guest 7 00:00:20,740 --> 00:00:22,720 empty our heads of startup and tech product ideas 8 00:00:22,780 --> 00:00:23,580 that we have stuck up in there 9 00:00:23,660 --> 00:00:25,240 so you can all have them for free. 10 00:00:25,620 --> 00:00:26,820 Anything that we say is yours to keep. 11 00:00:26,900 --> 00:00:29,440 And this week, Scott, I believe you brought our guest again, 12 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:36,140 I did. I have brought Noah. Noah and I have been working at the same company for the last 13 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:42,220 couple of months now. And on paper, he's software engineer and our company's lead QA engineer. 14 00:00:42,780 --> 00:00:48,260 But in reality, though, Noah has probably traveled further down the entrepreneurial 15 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:53,320 AI vibe code rabbit hole than anyone I've ever met. And that's saying something because 16 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:54,280 I know both of you guys. 17 00:00:55,080 --> 00:01:01,140 So when Noah and I last talked, I think you had, what, 40 active app releases and probably 18 00:01:01,220 --> 00:01:05,600 like several dozen more being built at the moment of this recording right now, and probably 19 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:09,060 the highest level subscription to every AI service that there is. 20 00:01:09,140 --> 00:01:13,000 And it's still, all that is still not enough to contain all the creative energy that this 21 00:01:13,060 --> 00:01:13,480 guy has. 22 00:01:13,580 --> 00:01:16,040 So I'm very excited to welcome Noah this week. 23 00:01:16,380 --> 00:01:16,440 Welcome. 24 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:18,100 Well, thank you for the introduction. 25 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:19,540 Definitely appreciate that. 26 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:24,480 And yeah, I'm here to burn some tokens with you folks together, communally. 27 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:25,940 Stop generating. 28 00:01:27,140 --> 00:01:30,020 It sounds like we're gonna have to leave about 10 minutes at the end for you to do all of 29 00:01:30,060 --> 00:01:30,919 your plugs. 30 00:01:32,140 --> 00:01:32,420 Plugs. 31 00:01:32,700 --> 00:01:35,920 Yeah, we got to give you time to plug your 90 different domains, I guess. 32 00:01:36,420 --> 00:01:37,680 I want to hear all 90, though. 33 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:38,540 Yeah, me too. 34 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:47,120 They all have like the classic tech, you know, Latin word, spin-off idea, stupid startup 35 00:01:47,220 --> 00:01:47,540 name. 36 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:51,540 No vowels, ends in L-Y, we love it. 37 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:54,960 Well, Noah, much like many of our guests in the past, 38 00:01:55,380 --> 00:01:57,300 we're talking in the pre-show and you're like, 39 00:01:57,340 --> 00:01:58,960 "Man, I have like seven ideas, 40 00:01:58,960 --> 00:01:59,960 "I don't even know what to pick." 41 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:01,280 And so with cases like this, 42 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:03,540 sometimes we will kick off the show 43 00:02:03,620 --> 00:02:05,820 with a little warmup game that we call intramurals, 44 00:02:06,020 --> 00:02:07,240 where we go through our lists 45 00:02:07,380 --> 00:02:09,179 and try to clear the decks of some half ideas 46 00:02:09,399 --> 00:02:10,840 that don't really deserve a full pitch, 47 00:02:10,979 --> 00:02:12,420 but there's something there 48 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,240 that should be duggled into a little bit. 49 00:02:14,380 --> 00:02:17,540 So who wants to kick us off with our first reject half idea? 50 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:19,940 - Do it, Russell, what's up, what do you got? 51 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,400 - So here, I'll start with the background. 52 00:02:21,740 --> 00:02:23,920 My daughter, a year and a half, 53 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:26,360 has probably had three sips of different 54 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:30,100 alcoholic beverages because of whatever happened 55 00:02:30,220 --> 00:02:33,460 with me leaving a drink out or just leaving her alone. 56 00:02:33,660 --> 00:02:36,320 She's a second child, so of course it's gonna happen. 57 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:39,840 I was thinking, what if you could put a ring 58 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:42,480 on your finger, and it is ID, 59 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:45,000 and it would unlock the drink. 60 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:52,240 so that my bad parenting could be safer. 61 00:02:52,900 --> 00:02:55,380 I blame the manufacturers of cans 62 00:02:55,380 --> 00:02:56,660 for not coming up with this. 63 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:58,680 - Dude, I tell you what, 64 00:02:59,020 --> 00:03:01,680 I have an RFID chip in my wedding band 65 00:03:01,770 --> 00:03:03,920 and I have a copy of my ID 66 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:05,520 that I use to get into buildings at work 67 00:03:05,980 --> 00:03:07,760 and instead of having to remember to bring my wallet, 68 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:10,440 I slap the reader of the door to get in 69 00:03:10,580 --> 00:03:13,500 or I tap, like, we're going to pay for lunch 70 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:15,700 or whatever, the cafeteria, it just works. 71 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:16,580 It's great. 72 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,840 I would have a hard time going back, 73 00:03:18,980 --> 00:03:20,840 because I never remember to bring my wallet and keys 74 00:03:21,020 --> 00:03:21,340 anywhere anymore. 75 00:03:22,060 --> 00:03:22,640 It's that. 76 00:03:22,900 --> 00:03:24,320 All the hardware for this exists. 77 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:27,900 You need a little case that goes around a can or a bottle. 78 00:03:28,220 --> 00:03:28,600 You're good. 79 00:03:28,620 --> 00:03:29,340 A koozie. 80 00:03:29,660 --> 00:03:30,000 Yeah. 81 00:03:30,020 --> 00:03:32,720 A koozie with a one-way valve that's activated by-- 82 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:33,180 I see interlock koozie. 83 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:34,640 Right. 84 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:36,600 Sick. 85 00:03:38,380 --> 00:03:40,900 I can't believe this is going to happen, obviously. 86 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:43,200 Printed outside. 87 00:03:43,220 --> 00:03:45,919 Remember when Ben and Jerry's sold the little Ben and Jerry's 88 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:47,560 that goes over their pint. 89 00:03:47,940 --> 00:03:50,040 They have a little Haagen-Dazs pint-sized, 90 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:53,400 it's like a joke gift that you would get somebody 91 00:03:53,540 --> 00:03:55,420 that's a little padlock that goes-- 92 00:03:55,420 --> 00:03:57,260 Yeah, it seals the ice cream pint shut. 93 00:03:57,640 --> 00:04:01,080 That's that, you want that, but electronic, that's great. 94 00:04:01,580 --> 00:04:02,180 - That's a good one, Russell. 95 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:06,040 - Yeah, so red Solo cups, that'd be great. 96 00:04:06,340 --> 00:04:08,360 Here's the other thing, if we really wanted to pitch this, 97 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:13,040 it would be for weddings, for all those types of things too, 98 00:04:13,180 --> 00:04:14,400 so everybody that's at a wedding, 99 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:17,120 you know, you could prevent the underage drinking 100 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:20,200 'cause if the cup gets picked up, it's out the ring. 101 00:04:20,239 --> 00:04:21,980 - Could you pitch this to college students 102 00:04:22,079 --> 00:04:24,840 for like college parties where you hand out the rings 103 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:26,480 to people who you know have the ID 104 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,080 and like you can have everyone commingle 105 00:04:29,260 --> 00:04:31,940 and the cops know that there's no underage drinking 106 00:04:32,180 --> 00:04:34,540 happening there because like only the people who-- 107 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:37,180 - Your can scans your ID every time you take a sip. 108 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:40,960 - Well, you have the ring on, it just works, right? 109 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:45,720 So then you have the 21 and older feeding the 18-year-olds. 110 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:46,920 (laughing) 111 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:49,660 - Cake stands are gonna be way different. 112 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:50,620 - Yeah, exactly. 113 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,140 - Until one guy comes in with the flipper zero, 114 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:54,800 he's drinking everybody's beers. 115 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:55,360 (laughing) 116 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:56,560 - Cloning your ID. 117 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:59,340 - I have five different IDs on me right now. 118 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:02,780 - It's like a fake ID of the 22nd century. 119 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:03,440 I love it. 120 00:05:03,700 --> 00:05:04,180 - All real. 121 00:05:04,900 --> 00:05:05,340 (laughing) 122 00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:07,600 - Yep, that's it. 123 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:10,980 - Man, I was halfway done with my drink, 124 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:13,899 but I forgot to charge it, so now I can't finish my drink. 125 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:16,980 My drink's out of batteries, damn it. 126 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:20,020 - Come on, come on, damn it. 127 00:05:20,860 --> 00:05:21,440 - Is it waterproof? 128 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:23,520 Can it support shower beers? 129 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:26,120 - IP67. - I thought you went 130 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:27,520 for beer spills, that's better. 131 00:05:28,639 --> 00:05:29,520 - Shower beers. 132 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:34,840 - Yeah, when I'm showering with my children, 133 00:05:34,940 --> 00:05:37,959 I don't want them to be like, "I need a beer." 134 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:38,740 (laughing) 135 00:05:42,340 --> 00:05:43,120 - For the gym shower. 136 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:44,240 - No, that's my drink. 137 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:45,760 - That's right. 138 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:46,340 - Yeah. 139 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:48,240 - We all shower with our whole families, right? 140 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:49,760 That's like normal, everyone does that. 141 00:05:50,540 --> 00:05:52,140 - You guys don't have kids, you wouldn't understand. 142 00:05:53,140 --> 00:05:53,540 (laughing) 143 00:05:55,220 --> 00:05:57,860 I don't know if Noah has kids or not, but I'm guessing. 144 00:05:58,740 --> 00:05:59,620 - I fortunately do not. 145 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:01,200 - You have 40 domains. 146 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:03,660 I mean, you can't have kids and have 40 domains. 147 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:04,920 (laughing) 148 00:06:05,340 --> 00:06:07,140 - You can't afford kids with 40 domains. 149 00:06:07,940 --> 00:06:08,260 (laughing) 150 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:13,040 - Child support payment, more like namecheap.com payment. 151 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:15,200 What were we talking about? 152 00:06:15,460 --> 00:06:16,380 - I have so many questions. 153 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:17,680 Okay, yeah, anyways. 154 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,700 - All right, I gotta steer back, I got one. 155 00:06:21,260 --> 00:06:22,020 - Okay, what do you got, bud? 156 00:06:22,020 --> 00:06:23,760 - So, took an Uber recently. 157 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:28,260 Uber had little screens on the back of the chair 158 00:06:28,340 --> 00:06:29,360 in front of me, and it would, 159 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:31,000 I just had not seen this before. 160 00:06:31,420 --> 00:06:33,020 And it was like, it had like my root on it. 161 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:34,480 It had, "Hello, Scott," and then, 162 00:06:34,620 --> 00:06:35,980 "Hey, I could add a tip and stuff on here," 163 00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:36,780 and it was playing ads. 164 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:38,800 So I started talking to the Uber driver and he's like, 165 00:06:38,860 --> 00:06:41,080 "Oh yeah, there's just a company that sends these to us 166 00:06:41,620 --> 00:06:43,780 "and they give us like 10 to 25 cents a ride 167 00:06:43,860 --> 00:06:44,740 "just to have it there. 168 00:06:44,830 --> 00:06:46,300 "We don't pay anything for it." 169 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:47,320 That's a cool model. 170 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:48,880 What else can we apply this to? 171 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:51,480 I wanna do this with urinals and bars. 172 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:53,960 I've got 10 cents a flush, 173 00:06:54,270 --> 00:06:55,920 you just, there's an ad right in front of you 174 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:56,580 the whole time. 175 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:58,720 And that's it, that's the entire idea. 176 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:00,240 - Or in the stall, oh no. 177 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:01,340 - In the stall, wherever. 178 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:04,060 It is just a screen, super cheap hardware, 179 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:05,560 playing whatever you want. 180 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:06,880 -No, it's got to be interactive. 181 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:08,200 -Interactive. 182 00:07:09,250 --> 00:07:09,360 [laughter] 183 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:12,060 -All smeared with fingerprints and stuff. 184 00:07:12,180 --> 00:07:12,900 -No, hands-free. 185 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:14,680 Hands-free, use the stream. 186 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:16,500 -Use the stream. -Streaming powered. 187 00:07:18,650 --> 00:07:18,760 [laughter] 188 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:21,400 -The hottest new streaming platform. 189 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:23,860 -There's just guys chugging water out there. 190 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:25,600 I got to get the high score in Pong. 191 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:28,260 -Oh, no. 192 00:07:28,290 --> 00:07:29,360 -You play with the guy next to you? 193 00:07:30,340 --> 00:07:30,780 [laughter] 194 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:33,140 -Paddle ship? I'd do that. 195 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:34,460 -Competitiveness. 196 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:37,620 It's like those games, you know, at the carnivals. 197 00:07:38,180 --> 00:07:39,520 You just gotta aim and hit the target 198 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:41,060 and just like keep it going, right? 199 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:42,300 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 200 00:07:43,820 --> 00:07:44,460 - Hand-eye coordination. 201 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:46,580 - You're also incentivizing public shitting. 202 00:07:47,780 --> 00:07:48,100 (laughing) 203 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:49,220 Right, aren't you like, 204 00:07:49,580 --> 00:07:51,540 "I'm just gonna go to my local pub 205 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,680 "just to get the 10 cents, wait, maybe I missed something." 206 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:55,680 - Scott's been in the bathroom for like 25 minutes. 207 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:57,160 What is he doing in there? 208 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:58,700 - I'm paying for the date. 209 00:07:59,699 --> 00:08:00,020 (laughing) 210 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:03,540 - I wonder if you could get sports betting involved 211 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:04,580 somehow with that as well. 212 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:05,560 Yes 213 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:07,680 It just feels right 214 00:08:08,060 --> 00:08:14,600 I was thinking the magic mirrors where you've got the embedded screen behind the thing over the sinks to when I get every station 215 00:08:15,199 --> 00:08:18,760 Involved an ad as far as you can see was you can watch the action 216 00:08:19,580 --> 00:08:23,600 What I've been thinking the world needs more of is screens with advertisements on them 217 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:28,920 Why not in apartments like you know how you can buy the Amazon fire tablet for like 20 bucks cheaper? 218 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:34,560 Yeah, 50 bucks off. Why not rent an apartment? Yeah 219 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:36,360 be getting a dog wash right now. 220 00:08:39,180 --> 00:08:41,960 It's like that screen with the second screen below it. 221 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:42,760 What's it called? 222 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:45,140 The free V or whatever you're talking about. 223 00:08:45,140 --> 00:08:51,120 You can get a 55 inch TV for free from a company that watches all your watching 224 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:53,360 habits and advertises at you or whatever. 225 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:58,540 And there's a second smaller display that is not for the television use that's 226 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:01,880 below that shows ads and has the like navigation UI on it. 227 00:09:02,780 --> 00:09:05,460 I forget what it's called, but the Verge reviewed it and said it sucked. 228 00:09:05,620 --> 00:09:07,040 That makes me feel so sick. 229 00:09:07,060 --> 00:09:11,680 They said, "We are just being upfront with the same deal that all the other TV manufacturers have, 230 00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:14,400 which is we collect all the information on you and show you ads and stuff. 231 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:15,920 They are just not being honest about it. 232 00:09:16,020 --> 00:09:18,180 We are forthright and you can have the TV for free." 233 00:09:18,780 --> 00:09:20,360 Which is like compelling, right? 234 00:09:20,780 --> 00:09:21,020 Yeah. 235 00:09:21,580 --> 00:09:21,920 Hmm. 236 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:22,600 Huh. 237 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:25,100 Yeah, it's that, but in a urinal. 238 00:09:28,260 --> 00:09:30,320 At least the TV's don't piss all over them. 239 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:32,660 Yours doesn't. 240 00:09:34,850 --> 00:09:35,460 You don't know me. 241 00:09:36,550 --> 00:09:37,340 All right, Leo, what you got? 242 00:09:37,530 --> 00:09:41,160 On this week's My Brother, My Brother and Me, they made an offhanded quick joke 243 00:09:41,260 --> 00:09:46,000 about CPAP machine scent pods. 244 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:48,040 Let's dive into this idea. 245 00:09:49,060 --> 00:09:51,760 You have a machine hooked up to you all night. 246 00:09:51,940 --> 00:09:54,340 That's delivering air to your body, right? 247 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:56,880 Why not put a little something in the middle? 248 00:09:57,050 --> 00:09:59,600 You got a little like a fresh baked cookies. 249 00:09:59,730 --> 00:10:00,300 It's the morning. 250 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:02,260 You got that fresh roasted coffee scent. 251 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:06,760 There's so many opportunities here for you to sell a pod, an accessory, a 252 00:10:07,460 --> 00:10:11,220 subscription service, make that a little bit more luxury and carcinogenic. 253 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:15,480 Honestly though, like you have the fancy, you know, the light alarms and 254 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:16,880 other different variations to wake up. 255 00:10:16,980 --> 00:10:20,120 No, just put like a cinnamon roll Keurig, whatever thing in there. 256 00:10:20,180 --> 00:10:22,220 And that's how you wake up. 257 00:10:22,220 --> 00:10:23,000 Pavlov yourself. 258 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:26,840 Is there that office scene where Michael Scott burns his feet on the 259 00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:28,740 bacon, the George Foreman grill. 260 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:30,920 Because he loves to wake up to the smell of bacon. 261 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:33,440 So he wakes up and turns on the grill, goes back to sleep, 262 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:35,140 and wakes up to bacon a few minutes later. 263 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:36,980 But he burns his foot on it. 264 00:10:37,519 --> 00:10:38,860 Yeah, it's that. 265 00:10:38,980 --> 00:10:40,520 You could wake up to the smell of bacon, 266 00:10:40,820 --> 00:10:43,960 only it's coming from a pod in your CPAP. 267 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:47,780 We just really mess with someone's dreams at like 3 AM. 268 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:49,640 Put a random cartridge in there. 269 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:51,980 Smells like fear. 270 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:56,180 Maybe you could hook this up with the lemon peel. 271 00:10:56,260 --> 00:10:59,220 You get like-- you're trying to alert yourself 272 00:10:59,220 --> 00:11:02,400 you're dreaming get a lucid dreaming thing if you smell a certain scent 273 00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:07,360 instead of sealed flashing light oh you could mess with that person so much in real life 274 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:12,780 though light a lemon candle in the house to see the reaction the CPAP machine 275 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:17,520 gathers air from the room right like why aren't we selling air that is naturally 276 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:21,480 harvested so you want like fresh pasture air you could be breathing fresh pasture 277 00:11:21,540 --> 00:11:26,800 air from a tank the entire night like space balls where they crack the can of 278 00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:33,380 air to breathe yeah. Fresh mountain valley oh it's so good it's from the Alps 279 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:39,960 I live in LA there's smog everywhere we're just gonna have big giant things 280 00:11:40,020 --> 00:11:44,940 of air that are shipped in from the Rockies. Do they sell like alarm clocks 281 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:51,140 that way though like why don't they have smell alarms? I don't know. Fire! That'll get you out of bed. 282 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:55,700 Ha ha ha every day. I don't know if I want to train myself to ignore that. 283 00:11:55,700 --> 00:12:00,260 Sensor Wake. Yep. Apparently Holiday Inn Express. They have fragrance cartridge ones. 284 00:12:00,540 --> 00:12:03,100 Okay, this is a thing, but not in line in your seat, Pat. 285 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:10,840 Fragrant, so it is Holiday Inn upcharge. $25 a night to wake up to the smell. 286 00:12:10,850 --> 00:12:17,260 Holiday Inn Express Breakfast Alarm Clock. I mean, yeah, you could even have this be like an oil diffusery type thing. 287 00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:22,000 It's probably not great to like, huff that stuff straight into the lungs, but there's something here. 288 00:12:22,660 --> 00:12:24,040 The new collab with Yankee Candle. 289 00:12:24,180 --> 00:12:27,960 Exactly. Oh, yeah. Oh my mother-in-law's here 290 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:37,620 There's all kinds of branding opportunities you get your like Auntie Anne's and your your 291 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:43,040 Fudge shop, whatever it is. That's gonna make it free Cinnabon. People are gonna have to buy it 292 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:48,200 They're gonna go to Cinnabon right after that's right door - right on the side of the CPAP machine. Just press a button 293 00:12:49,639 --> 00:12:51,540 C-PAP machines 294 00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:54,200 There you go. 295 00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:56,240 All right, now what's your intramural? 296 00:12:57,410 --> 00:13:03,140 All right, so I don't know if you guys know this, but you can pasteurize meat at low temperatures. 297 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:08,640 Like if you sous vide meat, it doesn't necessarily change color or consistency. 298 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:13,760 And so for folks that want to get like an authentic cannibal experience, you could have 299 00:13:13,780 --> 00:13:19,940 a restaurant that serves pasteurized pork or chicken that you can essentially get the 300 00:13:19,940 --> 00:13:29,240 feeling of eating it raw. Alright one suggestion on your pitch there's a 301 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:39,780 single word I would drop. No that's the viral effect right there. It's not for me. 302 00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:48,540 No I don't do raw fish. Of course not. There's just a market. For the animal in you. For the animal in you. I can see that in an italics 303 00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:57,500 script a little drip of blood no utensils table they slap it down in 304 00:13:57,580 --> 00:14:08,800 front of you it's a drumstick but it's just raw meat hanging off the idea of 305 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:17,120 biting into like chicken that looks pink still completely safe to eat for your 306 00:14:16,980 --> 00:14:22,420 body for your brain yeah that's so sure mental hurdle it's the fear factor 307 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:26,900 thousands of years of evolution beat Chang telling you no I'll have the 308 00:14:27,060 --> 00:14:35,480 chicken sandwich rare pasteurized seeding moving so my buddy Sean did this 309 00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:39,280 once he pasteurized it but then he seared it you know you sear it because 310 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:44,180 you got a you can't eat you know but maybe I kind of wanted a piece that 311 00:14:44,180 --> 00:14:48,720 wasn't seared I'm not gonna lie I was like oh if this is safe just once just 312 00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:56,060 one exactly I'll please have the the buffalo chicken nigiri please chicken 313 00:14:56,200 --> 00:15:02,020 sushi why is sushi only fish I guess you could do like a sushi restaurant like 314 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:07,120 that almost right I'm willing to try pork I definitely have had steaks I 315 00:15:07,220 --> 00:15:12,020 don't think I could do like poultry chicken turkey that is hard to imagine 316 00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:15,260 Yeah, we've all had like steak tartare, right? 317 00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:16,900 Just get the sampler, right? 318 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,200 You just come to the restaurant, get the sampler, right? 319 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:20,340 One of everything. 320 00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:22,700 Platter of raw assorted meats. 321 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:23,300 Mmm. 322 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:25,300 These have four legs. 323 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,580 This one, you decide. 324 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,240 They don't tell you which one is the person. 325 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:32,620 It's people. 326 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:34,200 Noah's Restaurant is people. 327 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:36,440 You guess the meat, you get it free. 328 00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:38,020 [laughter] 329 00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:45,420 How different do you think these "raw" meats taste compared to their fully cooked counterparts? 330 00:15:45,540 --> 00:15:46,880 Probably are pretty different, right? 331 00:15:47,460 --> 00:15:51,120 I feel like turkey and chicken cold cuts taste a lot different than... 332 00:15:51,180 --> 00:15:52,380 Only one way to find out, Leo. 333 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:53,300 Guess so. 334 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,280 Yeah, that's a good question. 335 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:57,740 Does it denature when it cooks and so it changes the way that the protein tastes? 336 00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:58,180 Probably. 337 00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:01,140 And the fat too probably renders a little different. 338 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:04,100 I guess I should have tried this one out before pitching it. 339 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:09,400 Is this why you're just, I'm not sure you'd be with us tonight. 340 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,860 I think it's a different kind of sickness that you get. 341 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:14,580 Not a cold. 342 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,660 Sorry, I got a cold from eating raw chicken. 343 00:16:19,820 --> 00:16:20,620 It was cold. 344 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:21,960 Don't think you did. 345 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:22,420 It was cold. 346 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:22,840 Yeah. 347 00:16:23,580 --> 00:16:24,580 Not sure that's how that works. 348 00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:26,460 All right. 349 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,260 Who's up first this week? 350 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:27,820 Leo. 351 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:29,080 Leo never gets to go first. 352 00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:29,700 Let's do it Leo. 353 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:30,320 What do you got this week? 354 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:31,420 You say that every time I go first. 355 00:16:31,420 --> 00:16:32,320 I go first all the time. 356 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:33,220 All right. 357 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:36,760 So paper, you're not going to believe this. 358 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:37,760 This is an E Ink idea. 359 00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:42,140 So paper books, the superior way. 360 00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:46,620 There's all kinds of studies that say that kids need to learn, uh, or that kids 361 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,320 learn better if they're reading paper. 362 00:16:48,430 --> 00:16:52,760 If they're manipulating a piece of book, paper, paper, adults too. 363 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:56,500 You increase reading comprehension, something about moving through the book. 364 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:56,780 Right. 365 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,920 Reading on a Kindle is convenient. 366 00:16:59,130 --> 00:17:03,000 You get all of the click to tap a word and you get its definition and you have a 367 00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:04,459 million books in your pocket, all that stuff. 368 00:17:04,939 --> 00:17:12,540 So I'm imagining a Rolodex of six, eight flexible E Ink screens that are in a 369 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:17,100 spiral shape and you flip from page to page and all it has to do is track what 370 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:20,199 page you're on and it's an infinite number of pages, right? 371 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:24,860 So you can just go around and get that motion and have the proceeding through a 372 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:29,380 book feeling, but you're just looping through over and over again, you're using 373 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:34,660 the same 6, 8, 10, 12, 20 pages over and over again and they're just changing in 374 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:38,040 the background when they're not exposed to you. I don't know what to call this 375 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:44,820 again. I have E Ink Rolodex book written down. Pitch. That's a green friendly idea 376 00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:48,680 right? Maybe. I don't know how toxic making books are. Books are terrible for the environment, just cutting 377 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:56,039 down trees to make them. Tree is famously finite. Let's get more lithium. Let's get some 378 00:17:55,980 --> 00:17:58,260 Liquid crystals and lithium on this bitch, yeah. 379 00:17:58,780 --> 00:17:58,940 Yeah. 380 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,940 I love how you have an idea for-- 381 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:04,280 you have a lot of e-ink ideas, but this one's like, 382 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:07,200 I want even more e-ink in one idea. 383 00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:08,920 How many can we have in one? 384 00:18:10,740 --> 00:18:14,860 The Pimp My Ride, I heard you like e-ink screens, so-- 385 00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,880 Put an e-ink screen next to an e-ink screen. 386 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,040 Well, flexible displays are starting to become a thing. 387 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,400 And it does seem like a really fun use for it, 388 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:25,600 whether it be a color LCD, like a traditional thing, 389 00:18:25,740 --> 00:18:28,020 or something a little bit more paper-like, right? 390 00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:30,060 You get your infinite book. 391 00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:32,600 Imagine writing on one of these if it was a touch screen. 392 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:33,240 Wouldn't that be fun? 393 00:18:33,260 --> 00:18:34,520 You got your like spiral-bound notebook 394 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:35,700 that you're taking in classes. 395 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:37,780 Flip, flip, flip, flip, flip, flip. 396 00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:38,520 Oh, there it is. 397 00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:40,640 And maybe there is a button on the touch screen 398 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,880 that'll let you jump 50 pages ahead or whatever, 399 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,460 but you still get the satisfaction if you want it. 400 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:47,700 - Dude, you're onto something, Leo, 401 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:48,980 'cause I feel like I remember 402 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:51,540 like the location of certain things in textbooks. 403 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:52,280 - Yeah. 404 00:18:52,420 --> 00:18:55,720 - And sometimes you're like doing the page flip thing 405 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:59,600 quickly scrolling and looking for that image or like, 406 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:01,760 oh, I remember it's kind of like around here 407 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,300 and then you slow down and then speed up. 408 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:06,060 Like you'd have to get that experience. 409 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:09,000 Like you just bend the page a little bit, right? 410 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,180 It makes, if it makes a sound, 411 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,720 but then also flips through those pages really quickly 412 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:17,700 or slowly, that would be, that would change. 413 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,940 People would buy it then for sure, you know? 414 00:19:21,270 --> 00:19:23,100 - I like the writing into it too. 415 00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:29,299 I'm picturing like Tom Riddle's diary from the second Harry Potter where you just, you know, you have some... 416 00:19:30,060 --> 00:19:35,380 Yeah, chat GPT, you're writing into it and it's talking back to you like a book. That's cool. I could see 417 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:42,780 actual books being sold with you just open it and it's just an E-Ink display if they get cheap enough instead of printing a whole 418 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:47,520 book. Then the second half of the book is DLC, you gotta pay for it to unlock it. 419 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,120 You gotta pay for the ending. 420 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:49,820 Subscription. 421 00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:51,280 Or watch an ad. 422 00:19:53,020 --> 00:19:55,540 It's a dynamic targeted ad in my book. 423 00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,820 You're a fan of the Detroit Lions. 424 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,840 Like, fucking book, how did you know that? 425 00:20:04,260 --> 00:20:06,740 I think the textbook version of this would be really nice. 426 00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:07,760 Right? 427 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:11,320 Like, I remember in high school when you had to, like, carry all your textbooks around. 428 00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:13,040 It'd be nice to replace that. 429 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:13,960 I like the idea. 430 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:16,540 I'm trying to picture the UI of flipping through lots of pages. 431 00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:21,260 And you can imagine if you've only got, you know, ten slightly thicker than paper pages, 432 00:20:21,260 --> 00:20:25,860 that wouldn't work super great but what if you could grab the top and turn and 433 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:31,800 it's one page or grab the middle and it's ten pages and grab the bottom and 434 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:35,560 turn and it's like 50 you could like hop through it that way wouldn't that be 435 00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:40,480 fun yeah or like there's gotta be some other way to skip around quickly maybe 436 00:20:40,580 --> 00:20:45,260 haptic feedback so you start to bend it or pull it 437 00:20:48,660 --> 00:20:53,060 Yes, that's a patent that somebody probably already is I 438 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:56,200 Don't I don't think this is no gadget exist 439 00:20:56,480 --> 00:21:00,820 I think there's one human on earth that would buy this gadget if it existed it was me, so I don't know 440 00:21:03,780 --> 00:21:04,740 Engineering yeah 441 00:21:06,780 --> 00:21:09,940 You're making me think about books with smells now - 442 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:14,220 So I go to that page my CPAP machine just starts pumping 443 00:21:14,220 --> 00:21:21,580 People talk about like they like the smell of books. You need to have a scent pod for your your Kindle for sure. 444 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,500 Smells like old books. Yeah 445 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:33,300 That's a good idea. Each chapter has its own smell. Old librarians like it's just not the same. Old books 446 00:21:33,420 --> 00:21:39,040 just have a smell. You're like shut up grandpa. I have it right here. Spritz spritz spritz. Even has your smell in it. 447 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:39,720 (laughing) 448 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:46,960 - Russell, what do you got for us this week? 449 00:21:47,260 --> 00:21:50,440 - All right, so I was thinking about, 450 00:21:50,540 --> 00:21:53,100 my dad got a drone, and I'm like, 451 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:54,920 oh, I haven't thought about drones in a while. 452 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:56,460 - That's not true. 453 00:21:56,630 --> 00:21:57,420 What are you talking about? 454 00:21:58,120 --> 00:21:58,480 (laughing) 455 00:21:58,980 --> 00:22:00,620 - I haven't thought about like startup drones. 456 00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:01,560 Well, I guess you're right. 457 00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:02,420 There's probably been a couple. 458 00:22:03,620 --> 00:22:03,980 (laughing) 459 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:05,280 - Okay. 460 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,880 - The most recent thought though I had was, 461 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:08,800 you can fly a drone. 462 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,500 I think up-- and you know this, maybe, Leo, better than I do-- 463 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,980 the 400 feet limit, right? 464 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,000 I thought it was meters, but yeah, it could be feet. 465 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:16,680 I don't remember. 466 00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:17,500 It doesn't matter. 467 00:22:17,630 --> 00:22:17,720 Yeah. 468 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:18,820 Whatever it is-- 469 00:22:18,820 --> 00:22:19,100 Pretty low. 470 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:19,620 We're in the US. 471 00:22:19,620 --> 00:22:20,620 We don't know what a meter is. 472 00:22:20,780 --> 00:22:21,880 It's probably feet. 473 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:26,980 And then I got into gliders for a minute. 474 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:30,660 So anyways, I'm trying to create planes that 475 00:22:30,740 --> 00:22:37,420 can carry 55-pound packages, like small air drones. 476 00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:40,540 And all they do is carry a package. 477 00:22:40,540 --> 00:22:43,840 And you just send it across the waves, 478 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:47,340 and you have the last mile problem solved a little bit. 479 00:22:48,270 --> 00:22:50,120 So if you think about Amazon, they 480 00:22:50,190 --> 00:22:55,860 have probably one warehouse facility in a major city. 481 00:22:55,860 --> 00:22:58,280 And they send all their trucks to it, 482 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:02,180 and then send the last miles, like the last 20 miles 483 00:23:02,230 --> 00:23:02,960 to get that package. 484 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,520 What if you shorten that even further 485 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:08,280 by having these hub and spokes of, 486 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,780 on top of multiple different commercial buildings, 487 00:23:11,430 --> 00:23:13,840 you have these drone planes that are gliders 488 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:17,660 that can throw, like, that basically you send them, 489 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,960 maybe a little solar power action, all right? 490 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:22,980 - No, man, I want a freaking rail gun up there. 491 00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:24,880 I don't want it launching these guys off. 492 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,820 - Well, you can travel, I guess the limit 493 00:23:27,900 --> 00:23:29,380 is 100 miles per hour, too. 494 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,520 So, like, you can send planes back and forth 495 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:37,260 underneath 400 meters, just package after package, 496 00:23:37,340 --> 00:23:39,760 like screw every Amazon truck on the road, 497 00:23:40,340 --> 00:23:42,320 just like have package deliveries. 498 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:44,020 I feel like there are a lot of people 499 00:23:44,140 --> 00:23:45,700 that would pick up their packages 500 00:23:46,220 --> 00:23:47,760 if it was on their commute home 501 00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:50,020 or at their local post office, you know, 502 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,840 or you just send everything to your post office, right? 503 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:56,340 These drones just deliver packages nonstop, right? 504 00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:57,560 - The Timu aircraft carrier. 505 00:23:58,840 --> 00:23:59,320 (laughing) 506 00:23:59,580 --> 00:24:00,680 This is a genius idea. 507 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:03,400 (laughing) 508 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,360 And if you do, I don't know how, 509 00:24:06,260 --> 00:24:07,460 I don't know the physics of all this, 510 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:12,260 but if you have the right spring loaded drone sender, 511 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:13,840 on the top of the roof. 512 00:24:13,940 --> 00:24:14,300 - Railgun. 513 00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:16,060 - Yeah, whatever you just said, 514 00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:17,780 probably that'll be better than what I'm thinking. 515 00:24:18,660 --> 00:24:21,780 So it's just like, on the roof, 516 00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:24,440 some guy's just all day pulling back the drone, 517 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:25,500 sending the next one. 518 00:24:26,780 --> 00:24:28,180 - So Amazon's already doing this with 519 00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:30,720 direct to the consumer, right? 520 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,120 They're testing out your drones that'll 521 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,160 deliver to your backyard and stuff, 522 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:36,300 like this kind of thing, right? 523 00:24:37,340 --> 00:24:40,500 You're saying that this is going to the tops of buildings? 524 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:42,940 I don't understand what's going from what to what. 525 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:44,980 I feel like that's not working well. 526 00:24:46,700 --> 00:24:51,660 So that would work from, let's say, it's the second mile, 527 00:24:51,980 --> 00:24:55,220 we'll say, from the Amazon warehouse in the major city 528 00:24:55,860 --> 00:24:58,140 to the local post office, and then 529 00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,680 from the local post office to your house. 530 00:25:01,340 --> 00:25:04,720 That last literal mile is those small air drones, 531 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:08,160 but then before that, from the major hub, 532 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:11,460 you would send it maybe via these small packages. 533 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,740 You could get same day delivery 534 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:18,000 for all your packages a lot sooner, 535 00:25:18,580 --> 00:25:19,560 or a lot more effectively, 536 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:20,980 'cause we don't get a lot of same day 537 00:25:20,980 --> 00:25:22,340 out in our neck of the woods. 538 00:25:23,340 --> 00:25:24,880 And it probably would be better, 539 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,940 I mean, it'd be nice to have that option, right? 540 00:25:28,420 --> 00:25:29,660 And there's literally just an Uber driver 541 00:25:29,980 --> 00:25:30,960 sitting at the post office 542 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:33,200 waiting for the next Amazon drone 543 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,980 to fly in from the Grand Rapids at 100 miles per hour. 544 00:25:37,020 --> 00:25:38,220 And yeah, and you know what? 545 00:25:38,220 --> 00:25:39,820 I saw these planes, like, 546 00:25:40,220 --> 00:25:42,360 they're, a long, long time ago, 547 00:25:42,420 --> 00:25:44,740 they delivered medicine across, 548 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:45,700 you know what I'm talking about? 549 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:46,760 There's like some video. - Yep, in Africa. 550 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:47,720 Yeah. 551 00:25:48,020 --> 00:25:50,320 - Why don't we have that doing that for these packages? 552 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:51,360 You know what I mean? 553 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:52,960 That's just, that's just it. 554 00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,040 We're America, land of innovation, 555 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:58,900 And here we are driving our packages around. 556 00:25:59,400 --> 00:25:59,740 Yeah. 557 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:01,480 They get life-saving medicine. 558 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,240 I want my Crock-Pot the same way. 559 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:04,460 That's not fair. 560 00:26:05,620 --> 00:26:07,240 They're in sub-Saharan Africa. 561 00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:09,020 They got it too good. 562 00:26:11,580 --> 00:26:14,560 Leo, thank you for being-- 563 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:15,180 [LAUGHTER] 564 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:17,660 They've got a lot of parodies. 565 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,540 But I mean, that technology is already available. 566 00:26:20,740 --> 00:26:22,840 Then why can't I just ship my Crock-Pot that way? 567 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:26,340 All right, another way to do this too 568 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:28,200 is if I wanted to send a package next day, 569 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,140 if you guys want to have a throwback, 570 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,020 what was it where you had the highway? 571 00:26:32,420 --> 00:26:34,000 I was just about to say this. 572 00:26:34,140 --> 00:26:36,640 Yes, this seems like the next natural extension 573 00:26:36,710 --> 00:26:37,620 to the highway thing. 574 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,460 Yes, that's the one you're about to say that. 575 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:40,880 All right, refresh us. 576 00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:44,220 It was like hitchhiking your packages 577 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,140 from one rest area to the next area. 578 00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:49,200 And you got paid as you drive. 579 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:50,620 'Cause like, if you have room in your trunk, 580 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:52,420 why not ship something, 581 00:26:52,940 --> 00:26:55,660 add, fill the millions of cars on the road 582 00:26:55,900 --> 00:26:57,460 with logistical boxes. 583 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:01,840 And then the next rest area you go to, you drop it off. 584 00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:03,100 And you just figure out how to-- 585 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:06,160 But yeah, you would fill those boxes 586 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:10,920 with those small planes that are just dropping packages. 587 00:27:11,110 --> 00:27:13,300 - I like the idea of being able to sit in my backyard 588 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:16,440 with like a baseball, tossing it up in the air, 589 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:19,440 trying to hit a 100 mile an hour flying crock pot 590 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,140 out of the air, all into the backyard. 591 00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:25,200 Like package thieving just got a whole lot. 592 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:30,140 It was going to my neighbor, but I, uh, I shot it down with my nerf gun. 593 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:36,080 I don't want to get pulled over with like 50 little airplanes in the back of my car. 594 00:27:37,220 --> 00:27:38,740 What, uh, what are you doing? 595 00:27:39,780 --> 00:27:40,140 No, I swear. 596 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,320 I don't know what's in any of those. 597 00:27:42,460 --> 00:27:43,280 I don't even know. 598 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:44,480 Put them in the back of my car. 599 00:27:44,620 --> 00:27:45,940 It's they're not, it's not mine. 600 00:27:45,940 --> 00:27:47,640 I'm just holding it for a company. 601 00:27:49,460 --> 00:27:53,920 How many trucks go from like Grand Rapids to Holland? 602 00:27:54,470 --> 00:27:55,080 Do you know what I mean? 603 00:27:55,410 --> 00:28:02,560 Why not get four semis or a hundred little drone planes to go back and forth to 604 00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:07,300 deliver that all night, all day, just same flight path, you know? 605 00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:10,580 I think you should go directly from the ship. 606 00:28:10,910 --> 00:28:14,220 It just pulls up in the Harbor, starts launching the planes out. 607 00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:16,340 Direct delivery to your house. 608 00:28:16,340 --> 00:28:18,540 Remember that Amazon render of a blimp? 609 00:28:18,650 --> 00:28:19,300 The carrier. 610 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:25,500 The dystopian blimp carrier that had packages in it and drones descending out of it from a throne. 611 00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:26,640 Playing Rite of the Valkyrie. 612 00:28:27,419 --> 00:28:27,820 [Humming] 613 00:28:29,380 --> 00:28:34,220 Is that crazy? I guess people would just be like, "Oh, that's so- the aesthetic is so bad." 614 00:28:34,220 --> 00:28:37,600 But like, "Dang, that's so convenient." 615 00:28:37,900 --> 00:28:41,500 Like, throw the blimps up in the air, man. Let them fly. 616 00:28:41,580 --> 00:28:45,640 Yeah, I guess it's just- it's just- it's just the vibes, huh? 617 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,500 So you have people that are in countries that haven't been exposed to modern warfare. 618 00:28:48,540 --> 00:28:58,440 they hear "Eee" and they're like "Oh, my crockpot!" Meanwhile, PTSD strikes the refugee. 619 00:28:58,560 --> 00:28:59,260 Too soon. 620 00:29:01,100 --> 00:29:04,060 It's so true though, it's probably like terrifying. 621 00:29:04,060 --> 00:29:08,020 Drones! We love those. We've only ever had positive association with drones. 622 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:09,680 [Drone music] 623 00:29:13,300 --> 00:29:15,020 Alright Scott, what do you got for us? 624 00:29:15,540 --> 00:29:19,780 I also would like to riff off of one of our oldies this week. 625 00:29:20,180 --> 00:29:22,960 I want Corporate Espionage 2.0. 626 00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:26,060 I've got a new take on this ever since an offsite 627 00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,080 that Noah and I went last week. 628 00:29:28,540 --> 00:29:31,340 So in the original idea, we had company A 629 00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:33,800 would train an employee and get them hired 630 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,600 inside of company B, where there would be a mole 631 00:29:36,660 --> 00:29:39,620 and quietly steer business back to company A. 632 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,100 So like you have a software vendor 633 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:44,580 that plants someone at a different company's IT department 634 00:29:44,580 --> 00:29:47,200 And this new IT employee just always seems to recommend 635 00:29:47,540 --> 00:29:49,580 their former employee's software tools. 636 00:29:50,110 --> 00:29:53,540 All right, so 2.0 version is Noah and I 637 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,580 were just at this company-wide offsite all week. 638 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:59,360 It was an entire company, one hotel, conference room, 639 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,540 seminars, three meals a day, like that whole thing. 640 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,360 But during this, we're talking about the state 641 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,180 of the company, strategies, roadmaps, 642 00:30:06,700 --> 00:30:10,160 all of it that were behind doors that were just doors. 643 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,120 There was no badges, there's no checkpoints, 644 00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:12,860 there's nothing. 645 00:30:13,460 --> 00:30:16,500 So anyone, like even direct competition, 646 00:30:16,740 --> 00:30:17,920 could have just walked in. 647 00:30:18,660 --> 00:30:22,920 So could we take someone in like a casual business outfit 648 00:30:23,140 --> 00:30:26,680 or like a server uniform, a decent cover story, 649 00:30:26,750 --> 00:30:28,620 who could just like nurse a cup of coffee 650 00:30:28,740 --> 00:30:30,780 for three hours a day for a week 651 00:30:31,020 --> 00:30:32,500 and just listen in that room? 652 00:30:33,060 --> 00:30:34,640 And like, nobody would have blinked at that. 653 00:30:34,660 --> 00:30:35,780 No one knew anyone there. 654 00:30:36,780 --> 00:30:38,340 So that's the whole idea this week. 655 00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:41,700 An agency where you can hire trained corporate spies 656 00:30:41,700 --> 00:30:44,380 specifically to infiltrate your competition. 657 00:30:44,460 --> 00:30:45,100 - Conference center. 658 00:30:45,690 --> 00:30:46,500 - At public events. 659 00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:48,360 I guess it wasn't even a public event, 660 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:49,260 it was a private event. 661 00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:51,180 - Is that George Clooney in the corner? 662 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:52,200 (laughing) 663 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:54,960 Are we being Ocean's Eleven'd right now? 664 00:30:55,390 --> 00:30:56,800 - It's an impersonator, just ignore him. 665 00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,340 - So the startup idea is a crime. 666 00:30:59,940 --> 00:31:00,300 (laughing) 667 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:00,780 - Yes. 668 00:31:00,850 --> 00:31:01,380 - Is he a crime? 669 00:31:01,380 --> 00:31:03,220 - Well, here's the thing, how illegal is this? 670 00:31:04,020 --> 00:31:05,480 - What I was gonna say is, well, 671 00:31:06,060 --> 00:31:07,040 yeah, I don't know the answer to that question. 672 00:31:07,060 --> 00:31:08,560 - The startup idea is a crime. 673 00:31:09,220 --> 00:31:16,180 I wonder, I've been to several different events that are like several day long 674 00:31:17,260 --> 00:31:21,480 software vendors hosting, here's our roadmap, here's what you need to know. 675 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:26,220 Customers of our company come to our big event in a big conference center somewhere. 676 00:31:26,710 --> 00:31:32,980 I wonder how many of those are equally poorly guarded that you could have like 677 00:31:33,300 --> 00:31:38,160 your company as a broker to get the secrets of your competitors 678 00:31:38,500 --> 00:31:39,840 by going to those events. 679 00:31:40,980 --> 00:31:42,920 Can you sit in the back and just overhear 680 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,100 what that company's roadmap is and feed that back? 681 00:31:45,340 --> 00:31:46,920 See, and you can-- 682 00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:48,920 this is a third party company that 683 00:31:49,220 --> 00:31:52,940 says we will get you information that you can't find online. 684 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:54,760 That's all you know. 685 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:59,820 And what their special talent is, that social engineering-- 686 00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:02,980 Just being really boring in public, unnoticeable. 687 00:32:03,060 --> 00:32:03,280 Yeah. 688 00:32:03,900 --> 00:32:06,520 They're recording all those events. 689 00:32:06,690 --> 00:32:09,240 They got little phone taking-- 690 00:32:09,300 --> 00:32:11,100 they just look like one of the audience members. 691 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,100 They take out their phone and take a picture of the slides, 692 00:32:14,620 --> 00:32:16,380 but also happen to be recording the whole thing. 693 00:32:16,860 --> 00:32:19,700 That's 80% of data collection. 694 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:24,540 And then your agency then would process it and provide you 695 00:32:24,700 --> 00:32:25,060 the-- 696 00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:25,780 The price point? 697 00:32:26,420 --> 00:32:26,960 The information. 698 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:28,020 Well, the information. 699 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,380 And you as the company are like, I 700 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:31,920 don't know how you got this information, 701 00:32:32,060 --> 00:32:34,620 but thank you, and you have the plausible deniability 702 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:37,200 as corporate A, right? 703 00:32:37,540 --> 00:32:38,780 I didn't send a guy there. 704 00:32:38,860 --> 00:32:40,860 I just paid this agency to get me information, 705 00:32:40,940 --> 00:32:42,280 and they had some really good information. 706 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:46,740 Oh, well, they've been sending people on stage to-- 707 00:32:47,020 --> 00:32:48,400 I didn't kill that guy. 708 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,380 I just hired a hitman, your honor. 709 00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:54,160 It's illegal somewhere in this train, 710 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:55,500 but I'm not sure at what part. 711 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,100 Same. 712 00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:57,440 He won a truck. 713 00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:58,740 I have a perfectly good alibi. 714 00:33:00,620 --> 00:33:02,640 So could you do insider trading using this? 715 00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:04,940 Is it even insider trading if they don't have security? 716 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:06,700 Like if they don't protect themselves, 717 00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:08,560 it's technically a public event, 718 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:09,720 anybody could have walked in there. 719 00:33:10,100 --> 00:33:12,120 - Short that stock, they just had a real bad event. 720 00:33:12,420 --> 00:33:13,340 Yeah, huh. 721 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:15,640 - The food was terrible, 722 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,240 the employees looked really unsatisfied. 723 00:33:18,059 --> 00:33:18,460 (laughing) 724 00:33:19,419 --> 00:33:20,640 They're not gonna make it. 725 00:33:22,940 --> 00:33:24,600 - Just put one of those like tablets, 726 00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:26,300 how happy are you working at this company 727 00:33:26,460 --> 00:33:27,360 with the smiley faces? 728 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:29,940 And just leave it there and see what they say. 729 00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:31,680 It's just like, they don't know why it's there. 730 00:33:32,140 --> 00:33:33,260 Nobody would say otherwise. 731 00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:36,320 - And then blackmail those employees that raided before they. 732 00:33:36,700 --> 00:33:37,140 - Why not? 733 00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:38,120 We've made it this far. 734 00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:38,960 - Yep. 735 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:41,880 - Takes a picture of them each and every time. 736 00:33:42,060 --> 00:33:42,920 That is... 737 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:45,300 - What's it called? 738 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:49,540 - Corporate Espionage 2.0_final. 739 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,120 Dot doc X. 740 00:33:53,270 --> 00:33:53,840 You know what I mean? 741 00:33:54,980 --> 00:33:56,980 - It's implausible deniability, sir, 742 00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,700 if you're gonna be selling these wares. 743 00:34:01,260 --> 00:34:08,139 Super great secrets for cheap. This is spy. This is like it's 007 you know 744 00:34:08,419 --> 00:34:11,720 it's gotta be like yeah they would have a handler and they would have the full 745 00:34:11,780 --> 00:34:19,020 agency behind them and a badge printer. Scott it'll be Scottie's angels. 746 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:22,300 Three spies. 747 00:34:23,790 --> 00:34:24,600 It's a honeypot. 748 00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,340 Hey Scott, we're at the... 749 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:29,220 [laughter] 750 00:34:29,419 --> 00:34:29,820 [laughter] 751 00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:33,620 In the corner very obviously. 752 00:34:34,660 --> 00:34:35,000 [laughter] 753 00:34:35,169 --> 00:34:38,600 Are those three beautiful models in spandex in the back? 754 00:34:38,679 --> 00:34:39,600 Of our engineering company. 755 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,100 They don't look like IT consultants. 756 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,060 [laughter] 757 00:34:43,139 --> 00:34:44,100 Well we don't care. 758 00:34:45,919 --> 00:34:49,560 Turns out techies are super easy to manipulate through traditional means. 759 00:34:50,100 --> 00:34:50,820 [laughter] 760 00:34:50,820 --> 00:34:51,200 (laughing) 761 00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:57,340 - All right Noah, what do you got for us this week? 762 00:34:57,720 --> 00:34:59,540 - All right, so I have this problem 763 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:04,100 where I will wait until the absolute last second 764 00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:04,780 to buy gifts. 765 00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:08,620 And it's not that I'm not necessarily thoughtful 766 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,860 about the gifts that I'm purchasing for these people, 767 00:35:12,140 --> 00:35:16,580 but my problem is mostly procrastination 768 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:17,740 until it's too late. 769 00:35:18,140 --> 00:35:21,680 And so what I need is to make these decisions well ahead of time. 770 00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:23,020 And I need something. 771 00:35:23,780 --> 00:35:24,800 I could even return things. 772 00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:29,600 So what I need is a calendar that tracks all the birthdays, Christmases, 773 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:33,180 upcoming weddings, whatever it is, and just automatically is going to 774 00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:35,620 ship at least something, maybe one or two choices. 775 00:35:37,580 --> 00:35:41,420 So are you like adding cumulatively to this list over the, as you see 776 00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:43,880 something and then it takes care of the ordering later? 777 00:35:44,460 --> 00:35:44,560 Yeah. 778 00:35:44,660 --> 00:35:48,120 So I'm kind of seeing like a concierge setup where you do an initial 779 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:52,320 And we say so do you have you know parents and like? 780 00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:56,760 When's when's the birthday as you find out all the information set a price limit for each person? 781 00:35:57,140 --> 00:35:58,280 You can be like this is a co-worker 782 00:35:59,380 --> 00:36:03,160 Don't want to spend very much on them. Just want to keep them happy and then we could get 783 00:36:03,820 --> 00:36:09,260 Automatically shipped in advance pre-packaged with my signature printed inside the card with a nice little message 784 00:36:09,780 --> 00:36:14,300 Trained on writing that I've done before so like of course. Yeah, it needs to be customized 785 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:19,400 Specifically to that person and from me. We all know all of our co-workers handwriting's of course 786 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:24,500 Only if you're a using Scott's Scotty's angels 787 00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:31,880 Never forget your kid's birthday again, so this be perfect we can market to deadbeat dads 788 00:36:33,100 --> 00:36:39,460 Yes, pre-purchase. I like the auto return part - oh, yeah, you just it sends you a plethora like oh 789 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:44,040 I don't I want this one and all of them just go back on their own and get returned to Warby Parker 790 00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:49,680 but gifts, right? You get four gifts sent to you and you just put it back in the box and... 791 00:36:50,260 --> 00:36:52,580 One of them is gonna hit, right? Out of the four. 792 00:36:53,220 --> 00:36:57,920 There's clothing companies that do this. This is, this is total, totally... 793 00:36:57,940 --> 00:36:58,500 Stitch fix. 794 00:36:58,840 --> 00:36:59,000 Yeah. 795 00:36:59,340 --> 00:37:00,800 We call it gift fix. 796 00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:01,660 Gift fix. 797 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:02,900 That's good. 798 00:37:03,180 --> 00:37:03,920 Fix yourself. 799 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:06,480 Appear thoughtful. 800 00:37:08,820 --> 00:37:10,980 You end up just keeping half the stuff, you know. 801 00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:16,500 Yeah, if you keep more than one item you get like a volume discount, so you encourage them to keep all of them. 802 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:20,800 Could this service like track, because you're putting in you want this at this point, 803 00:37:20,980 --> 00:37:22,640 and then you know sometime later you're gonna want it. 804 00:37:22,780 --> 00:37:28,200 Could this service buy when on sale and stock up in the inventory on Black Friday and 805 00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:31,980 track lowest price trends and all that kind of stuff too for you? You know what I mean? 806 00:37:32,540 --> 00:37:34,400 Now we're doing galaxy brain shopping. 807 00:37:34,780 --> 00:37:34,960 Yeah. 808 00:37:35,140 --> 00:37:39,180 I know that sometime between now and July I'm going to need this thing 809 00:37:39,820 --> 00:37:46,320 Included in my next box or whatever. I'm gonna need a tie or socks for my uncle go 810 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:57,160 Does it stock them online golf related item look up just just use LinkedIn and nothing else 811 00:37:57,220 --> 00:38:02,500 It's the only info you're gonna get on these people and I'm gonna choose a gift based on that the instas 812 00:38:02,660 --> 00:38:02,800 Yeah 813 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:08,380 If you had an insta it's only gonna be based on like the highlights the people the things that people want you to see how easy 814 00:38:08,380 --> 00:38:13,680 is it to buy data for a specific person? Like is it all grouped into one thing or 815 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:17,700 can I be like I want to buy all of Russell's data to figure out what I 816 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:18,640 should get him for Christmas? 817 00:38:19,060 --> 00:38:20,020 That's a great question. 818 00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:20,680 I don't know. 819 00:38:20,750 --> 00:38:21,340 Like brokers. 820 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:22,600 Who do I buy this from? 821 00:38:22,620 --> 00:38:23,120 Ad brokers. 822 00:38:23,860 --> 00:38:24,000 Yeah. 823 00:38:24,470 --> 00:38:30,640 I want to see all of the things that are powering the targeted advertisements for that person 824 00:38:30,670 --> 00:38:31,200 in my life. 825 00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:31,840 Oh. 826 00:38:32,610 --> 00:38:32,700 Yeah. 827 00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:36,400 That's interesting. I feel like I've seen like investigative journalism things where 828 00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:42,240 they FOIA their own, you know, stuff but it never is. Yeah, private brokers and 829 00:38:42,380 --> 00:38:48,100 stuff. I think it's illegal now to get the real-time cell tower data but only 830 00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:52,260 as of the last like three years. Reply all on that. Which is pretty terrifying. 831 00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:59,460 Not helpful for gift fix but still scary. I mean it could be. What would you do? 832 00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:04,020 Figure out where they are, figure out when they need it, you launch a T-Move, dive bomb. 833 00:39:04,020 --> 00:39:10,860 Mom always goes to that one masseuse or nail parlor, so here's a gift card or whatever. 834 00:39:11,420 --> 00:39:11,500 Yeah. 835 00:39:11,990 --> 00:39:13,480 Here, dad, here's your nail... 836 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:14,840 Your friend. 837 00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:15,360 Her friend. 838 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,820 Dad, I know you're having an affair, so here's some gas money. 839 00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:22,700 I bought your cell phone records. 840 00:39:25,420 --> 00:39:26,460 Yeah, that's what I meant. 841 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:28,900 I got you tickets to a Coldplay concert. 842 00:39:29,210 --> 00:39:30,940 I got you a consultation with a lawyer. 843 00:39:34,660 --> 00:39:39,980 Well, have you heard of the, I guess, Target knew that a guy's daughter was pregnant before 844 00:39:39,980 --> 00:39:40,340 he did. 845 00:39:40,460 --> 00:39:41,540 Have you guys heard about this before? 846 00:39:41,900 --> 00:39:46,320 Like, the Target's data team started serving ads to a household because they were able 847 00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:49,940 to figure out through the browsing activity of the daughter that she was pregnant. 848 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,860 So you probably could do this. 849 00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:57,880 In fact, let's ship the gift regardless if you haven't paid for it or not. 850 00:39:58,440 --> 00:39:59,540 And we'll come collect it later. 851 00:39:59,780 --> 00:40:00,820 Congrats on your new baby. 852 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:02,720 What is this? Yeah, there you go. 853 00:40:03,780 --> 00:40:06,260 Signed. Send us 25 bucks. You just have to 854 00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:12,660 You just have to agree ahead of time that it will handle all of it and then gifts start just popping out 855 00:40:13,420 --> 00:40:16,440 With yours signed by you. That's awful. Never empty-handed 856 00:40:17,340 --> 00:40:22,740 Ever. Never empty-handed dot-com. What about what about like a turnstile like a locker? 857 00:40:23,580 --> 00:40:30,200 That's in your building filled with various gifts so we can have just like air pods like common stuff 858 00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:37,300 PS5 controller, I don't know backup but like anchor power bank or whatever describing this airport vending machines 859 00:40:38,340 --> 00:40:40,100 Yeah, but they're they're wrapped 860 00:40:43,300 --> 00:40:45,400 With a heartfelt note about how much 861 00:40:47,180 --> 00:40:48,260 Appreciate the friendship 862 00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:02,560 No, no you idiot your signature is in your account and it prints it on fly and delivers it 863 00:41:02,940 --> 00:41:06,880 No, I gotta go old school. Yeah, the auto pen the auto pen 864 00:41:09,599 --> 00:41:12,160 Honestly, I love the idea of a red box 865 00:41:12,420 --> 00:41:13,300 It's always a red box 866 00:41:13,460 --> 00:41:18,080 But we'll just have one that you put an item in and it just wraps it for you and spits it out right away 867 00:41:18,380 --> 00:41:21,760 Can you do my clothes? I'll just bring a box of laundry. Why not? 868 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:30,600 Why are you wrapping your clothing are you gonna give it to the folding it individually wrapped up tear into a nice t-shirt today? 869 00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:36,280 Sometimes I just wrap my own stuff to feel something 870 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,900 There's like so many like bags of nuts, you know 871 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:49,060 Like consumable foods that are just like I should just buy these regularly just to maybe make them into gifts and worst-case scenario 872 00:41:49,180 --> 00:41:51,880 I I keep them right? There's probably some 873 00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:58,540 Description service but like yeah, the pre-wrapped stuff is just like you have 20 bags 874 00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:04,620 They start you with here your first package comes with 20 bags with tissue paper wrap it yourself 875 00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:06,240 All right, like you know 876 00:42:06,260 --> 00:42:11,720 But then but you get you get stuff all the time and they're all made to be gifts or you just keep them 877 00:42:12,340 --> 00:42:14,320 super simple MVP of that 878 00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:19,360 I think would be like sure like I'm looking at a bag of pistachios right now and I'm like 879 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:22,619 I could have totally saved that as a gift, but instead I'm eating it 880 00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:25,180 - Pistachios are individually wrapped, 881 00:42:25,420 --> 00:42:26,820 so it goes along with the theme perfectly. 882 00:42:27,700 --> 00:42:28,100 (laughing) 883 00:42:32,380 --> 00:42:34,540 - Write my name on each one of those. 884 00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,520 Wow, you wrote your name on all those? 885 00:42:36,620 --> 00:42:38,200 Yup, I care that much about you. 886 00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:40,960 That's how much I care about you. 887 00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:43,660 - Two on one half of the shell, from on the other. 888 00:42:46,340 --> 00:42:50,080 Pistachio fortune cookies, lasered onto the pistachio, 889 00:42:50,180 --> 00:42:52,320 And then we reassemble it back into the shell. 890 00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:53,520 (laughing) 891 00:42:54,460 --> 00:42:55,340 It's natural. 892 00:42:55,980 --> 00:42:57,720 You can get like the Declaration of Independence. 893 00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,280 - How do you laser a pistachio? 894 00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:02,420 - It's very exciting. 895 00:43:02,430 --> 00:43:03,620 - I want 15 fortunes today, all right? 896 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:07,780 - Well, dear listener, thank you very much for listening. 897 00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:09,160 We hope you enjoyed yourself. 898 00:43:09,540 --> 00:43:13,300 If you have us on while scrambling to find something 899 00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:15,620 for the upcoming Mother's and/or Father's Day, 900 00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:16,820 we appreciate you. 901 00:43:17,140 --> 00:43:17,640 Thanks for listening. 902 00:43:18,060 --> 00:43:20,000 And thank you very much, Noah, for being on. 903 00:43:20,060 --> 00:43:20,660 This was great. 904 00:43:20,940 --> 00:43:22,280 - Likewise, thank you guys for having me. 905 00:43:22,340 --> 00:43:23,100 This is a ton of fun. 906 00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:25,400 - Our website is spitball.show. 907 00:43:25,580 --> 00:43:27,160 There you can find links to our YouTube channel, 908 00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:28,060 other social media. 909 00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,240 Hey, if you have an idea, record a voice memo, 910 00:43:30,420 --> 00:43:31,780 send it on over to our email address, 911 00:43:31,980 --> 00:43:33,220 podcast@spitball.show, 912 00:43:33,420 --> 00:43:34,580 and we might discuss it on the show. 913 00:43:35,060 --> 00:43:36,480 That's it, so you can follow us on the Fediverse, 914 00:43:36,620 --> 00:43:37,380 such as Mastodon. 915 00:43:37,460 --> 00:43:38,860 We are podcast@spitball.show, 916 00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:41,480 and on BlueSky at spitball.show. 917 00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:43,660 Our subreddit is r/SpitballShow. 918 00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:45,860 Our intro/outro music is "Swingers" by Bonkers Beat Club. 919 00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:47,300 Please, if you wouldn't mind, 920 00:43:47,420 --> 00:43:52,700 one friend who mysteriously leaves gifts on your desk once in a while of like food and 921 00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:54,520 trinkets and stuff and you're like, "Why? 922 00:43:54,790 --> 00:43:55,640 I didn't even do anything. 923 00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:57,980 I don't understand where this is coming from." 924 00:43:57,980 --> 00:43:59,440 Send them a link to this episode. 925 00:43:59,610 --> 00:44:00,480 We think they'd like this one. 926 00:44:01,140 --> 00:44:02,320 And if you wouldn't mind, leave us a review. 927 00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:05,080 Apple Podcasts, Spotify, whatever it is that you listen to us on. 928 00:44:05,300 --> 00:44:07,440 That is the best way for people to find out about the show. 929 00:44:07,970 --> 00:44:09,160 New episodes coming out in two weeks. 930 00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:10,280 We will see you then.