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I'm Scott.

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I'm Russell.

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And I'm Leo.

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This is Spitball.

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Welcome to Spitball, where three educated extroverts and a guest empty our heads of

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startup and tech product ideas that we have stuck up in there so you can all have them

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for free.

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Anything that we say is yours to keep.

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And this week, I am delighted to have brought along my sister to the show.

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Uh, Marie is a senior at Western where she's going to be going into elementary education,

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so she can hopefully babysit us well enough to stay on topic this episode.

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So Marie, welcome to Spitball.

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Happy to be here!

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Oh, this is going to be a good time.

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And this week, in honor of you spending so much time in classrooms, I've written a little

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warm-up game that I'm going to call K-12 LOL.

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And in this game, I have a list of a bunch of failed tech for the classroom projects

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that I've dug up over the years.

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Lots of smart board wannabes that never really took off, and all we have to do, I'm just

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going to go through this list and you got to tell me if it's something that I made up

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or if it's a real thing.

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So if I were to tell you about the high school in China in Zhang Hao in 2018 that installed

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AI cameras above every blackboard that scanned students' faces every 30 seconds to detect

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Apparently students reported feeling like mystery eyes were watching them and didn't love it

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So it's things like that that kind of fell through we start as we always do with our guests Marie Marie the Newton

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KNEWTON an adaptive learning startup that raised a hundred eighty million dollars promising a quote robot

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Failing to deliver. Scott the Learn Pod by Focus First individual sound dampening focus pods that were

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$4,200 each with built-in tablets white noise generators and air quality monitors marketing for reducing distractions

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This is a 420 joke. I'm gonna say fake on that one. I made that one up very good

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Number was too specific. I had a whole like backstory about them facing a lawsuit after a child

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- A panic attack trapped in their pod.

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Russell, ChalkSync 2.0.

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There was never a 1.0, but ChalkSync 2.0,

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a smart chalk tray that detected

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Marie, the Engkey, E-N-G-K-E-Y.

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- Yeah, that was real.

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literal teaching to another country.

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Russell the no K&O

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- This feels real.

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That's a Spitball right there, Leo.

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I just came up with that on the fly.

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"I need this in my educational world."

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of high schoolers to remember to charge their IDs.

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- Scott, the talking typewriter in the 1960s.

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The talking typewriter, yeah!

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It gave audio feedback and everything.

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RPGs where students become heroes, earning XP and powers by completing assignments as

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teaching. Oh like real escape. For like atomic habits basically like just getting it. But I

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think it's real. It was a real thing for ten years. You could, you too could use

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instead of Google Classroom, Classcraft! Are you brave enough warriors to go on a

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quest to do your division this week? Yeah! That's just class dojo but cooler.

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What's class dojo? That sounds awesome. Class dojo is like that? What's class dojo? Oh it's like

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if I'm tracking that right.

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You win again.

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- Dominating as always.

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- Winner, I'm a winner.

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- You're a winner.

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I've been here for a week and I didn't even know.

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they could connect with me and like with those books, right?

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Oh, I'm gonna be in Louisville, right?

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This was a really cool book.

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They have a giant baseball bat there.

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They have like cool caves and a river.

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And there's one for Vermont too,

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which we go there all the time.

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or something to keep them entertained.

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I just don't know how.

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Or more, right?

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If I could buy like a gift basket too or pre-buy it maybe,

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with a bunch of bullshit anyway.

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I mean, might as well pre-buy that, right?

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And yeah, so I think it'd be a cool package, right?

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Cities would love it.

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- Do you often fly or do you drive?

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I'm always flying for work.

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- This should be the airport gift shop

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in the departures area, right?

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If you're in the Detroit airport,

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why is there so many Detroit swag stores?

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There should be like, you're going to Houston and Atlanta

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Make like the little, like,

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- Ooh, I'm a Spitball of that, Leo.

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Why don't you make like a vending machine

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that like can customize it to anywhere

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that you're coming from, right?

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So if I wanted to buy a book for Houston.

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- I like the Princeton on demand.

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- Princeton on demand.

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What else am I gonna be doing

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sitting around at this airport?

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vending machine with infinite infinite selection you can you can buy a blank and just print it

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right there they just load it with like 10 20 and 40 page blanks and boom the entire like soul out

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of this oh yeah i just came from houston but i bought this blanket in grand rapids it's just

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that's awesome it's amazing russell i really want to add to this idea but it's literally my pitch

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next but it's gonna fit perfect with you on here. Oh that's fun. I think we just gotta bring this in

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on it. All right yeah let's pivot. Do it. Just do it. We're doing a hybrid. No no we will continue

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on yours I promise you but uh yeah if we if you and I did that um if you pitch yours can we go

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back and forth between these ideas and build them? Absolutely. Well then just do it. Absolutely. Hit

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us with your pitch now. Okay. Phone go baby. Russell and I did a weekend startup way back

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when we did like a local community business sponsored coloring book where like these books

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would be given out for free and then a local business could sponsor a page like some mom and

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pop coffee shop would be like this is my picture for this coloring book here. I recently occurred

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to me that like sorry putting a dollar in the AI jar but you could one of the hardest things we

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struggled with was generating the pictures for this guy like who's going to be the artist for

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for these because this is back in like 2019.

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We could AI generate coloring books on this now, but Russell, you could have Russell's

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adventure.

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You went out to Italy.

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This is a coloring book for your kids where this is Russell at the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

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This is Russell at the Coliseum or whatever.

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And just all of these auto-generated based upon where Russell's going so they could color

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it and then Russell gets home and they can show him, "I saw you here."

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And I could take photos.

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Yeah, that's awesome, Scott.

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- We have a nice little caricature of Russell

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doing all these cool things on his trip.

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- Did you guys ever make a Flat Stanley in school?

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Or read the book Flat Stanley?

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- I know of Flat Stanley.

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- That's where you travel with the hamster, right?

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- Is it the hamster?

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- There's this, it's a book about a kid

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who gets flattened by a bulletin board above his bed,

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and then it turns into this school project

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where kids will either make themselves,

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like I was Flat Marie, and then I mailed it

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to one of my aunts, and like Flat Marie

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went on all these adventures.

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So I'm thinking, what if this was like a series

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where you have like, I don't know,

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Joseph the Worm or something,

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and it's all about Joseph the Worm goes to Paris,

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Joseph the Worm goes to Rome.

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He's not Joseph the Worm.

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But whatever character,

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and then you don't even have to be like

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regenerating all these things for specific,

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once it's made for your trip to France,

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then you can get slightly more detailed

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into like recommendations from locals or something

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if they wanted to use it as like a travel hook.

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- It's crazy that we're bringing this up.

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I was literally today thinking about an upcoming,

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I'm going on my first road trip with my family in April-ish

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and we're gonna drive across a couple of states.

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And I was thinking like,

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should I make like a map for them for every day,

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some sort of log or like, how do I do this?

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But if I could give them each a little coloring book

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that was like information about where we're going

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Pictures and stuff about the destinations for those they can be in the coloring book - sure with Joseph the worm

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Which is the worm? He's the tour guide

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the tour guide

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It would be good to have like a binding thread some sort of character. That's like, you know taking our family along or something

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Yes, yes. Yes guiding you through the whole thing

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Yeah, so what's cool Scott about like by connecting what I'm actually doing to the coloring book

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that'd be so legit, right?

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Like, here is where I'm gonna be today.

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Why don't you color this page while I'm there, right?

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- Yeah, and you try to recreate the picture with it all.

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- That'd be awesome, exactly.

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Now your kid, it's more about like,

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like asynchronous connection, right, with your kids.

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And it's like, that's where I was.

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You colored the page that I was on, like where I was at,

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and here's the photo, right?

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I'm usually sending videos after,

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like when they're, by the time they're going to bed,

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you know, sometimes because it's so late.

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So like, that would be so cool though.

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And you AI generate it, or maybe I take the photo.

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I guess part of me is like, if I take the photo

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and then they print it or something,

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and then they color it, but who has printers?

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But something to that effect, right?

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- Just becomes a printer selling business,

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strictly for this reason.

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- It doesn't seem-- - You gotta buy

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this printer hardware first. - Coloring book printer.

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- Coloring book printer, boy, we just don't use

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our coloring book printer. - It only prints

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in black and white.

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- Yeah, exactly.

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- Hey.

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- Yeah, I think our ideas come together because we buy,

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like if we get businesses to sponsor this stuff,

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to like sponsor the pages,

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we're just making money everywhere.

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Sponsored book, like the book is sponsored, right?

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We don't pay a cent, and then it's AI generated,

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and then we sell on top of it.

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It's just, I don't know how we lose.

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- You charge your kids a subscription fee,

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like it's perfect.

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I mean, maybe, right?

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- Turn past the Panda Express page

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straight to the Exxon page, honey.

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You're gonna love this one.

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(laughing)

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I don't know about that.

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- Really, I really like the idea

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of the tour guide on there too part.

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Like Russell's, Russell family has their dog Maya

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and like Maya could be the guide

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throughout this whole thing or something.

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There's something directly related to them.

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Cookie and Pixel are bringing Russell through Italy.

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There's a lot happening there.

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- Yeah, dude, that's so cool.

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The Flant Stanley idea, I think I know what you mean by that.

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You're bringing it around and you're writing that story.

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That's really cool too.

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I guess if they had something at home that would connect to who I'm--

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If I'm bringing Flant Stanley with me or something, if they had the partner Stanley or whatever.

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The stuffed animal that is included in it or something.

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-Yes, stuffed animal that they know, but Russell brought with him on this trip

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and he was guiding him around.

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-Our brother did the same Flat Stanley thing, but with Felix.

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Wasn't there a rabbit named Felix?

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Maybe that was me when I was a kid, but we did the same idea.

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We mailed a little stuffed rabbit to the various relatives

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of all the kids in my class and he went on a road trip adventure and all that.

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-I feel like if there's some unifying mascot,

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that's also a branding thing, like elf on the shelf.

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if all the kids at school are talking about like,

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"Yeah, my dad went on a business trip

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"and he brought my stuffed purple dog.

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"Oh my gosh, I have one too."

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Whatever.

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- I see.

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- I saw that Jeremy the dog went there

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and you have Jeremy the dog going here

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and we can compare our books and yeah, yeah, for sure.

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- Now we're talking.

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- There used to be a character, a unifying guide.

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- Dude, that stuff spreads like wildfire at schools too.

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- Right?

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- Like, yes.

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- Freaking elf on a shelf, man.

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Once one kid's got it, every parent has to have it, right?

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Because every kid talks about it.

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And now it's like, well, I need to buy something

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for the grandkid, right?

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I got to buy something for the nephew.

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All right, well, they just talked about purple pixel pups.

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I don't know what I'm going to call this thing.

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What do we call it?

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The traveling book man.

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Sisterhood of the traveling book man.

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Traveling book man.

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Do you think it's that expensive to have

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two or three illustrators just like knocking out black and white traceable

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like that's a very funny cuz we did all the math on this in 2019 line drawings

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like they're the whole point of coloring books is that they're not finished like

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you don't have to make it super elaborate especially for little kids get

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it it's the Eiffel Tower like yeah a triangle a big part of this coloring

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-The second book concept was that you have to hang

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your kids' coloring page on the fridge whether you like it or not.

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-Oh, yes. I forgot about that.

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-The sponsor-- -You always have that ad.

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[laughter]

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-That was so brilliant, Russell.

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-The whole selling point was like that whole--

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-We're going to get you in the center of every home.

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All you got to do is sponsor.

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-Sponsored by Chase Bank.

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-Be the biggest thing on their fridge.

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- Yeah, the sponsored pages are twice as big.

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- Yeah, right?

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The centerfold.

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- That's right.

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- Chase Bank, huge center thing.

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That's great.

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This is really wild, but my pitch was gonna be

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about coloring pages on the fridge, so.

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- You're kidding, Leo.

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- What?

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(laughing)

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- Bring it in, bring it in.

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- Marie, is your idea even remotely

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about children's creativity output?

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No?

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- You'd think, but no.

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- No, excellent.

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Well, you want to transition once more?

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- No, we're doing one super pitch.

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We got this.

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- One super pitch.

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(saxophone music)

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So, we have this routine of taking kids' drawings

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in our household and putting them on the door,

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on the wall, whatever.

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And then once it accumulates,

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there's the great purge that they are not privy to.

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Things go in the trash.

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We take a couple that we like.

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We save them forever in a box or whatever,

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and then the rest just gets garbled.

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And I think that that's what everyone does.

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Also, digitizing these things is pretty easy,

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and there are established family photo frame

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type services and stuff.

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So I think that there should be a gamified

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kids repository of art that the kids have generated,

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that the parents digitize, add to the digital collection

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and trash the original so that you can have the,

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oh, remember when you made that collection built up

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without having the stuff accumulate.

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Maybe this is like an E-ink screen

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or maybe some sort of screen of something

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that is like the dedicated space

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for where the kids art goes.

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It does a slideshow.

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I don't wanna stick another TV on my wall,

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but something that's like a digital photo frame

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that's on the wall, that the kids,

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it's all it does is kids art, right?

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And we market it for that, and we make it the centerpiece

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of this is where art goes that you make kids.

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And we make it a fun game somehow.

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I haven't figured out the gamified side of it yet.

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So that's where I need your help

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to help me Spitball this guy.

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But how do we solve both accumulation

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and keeping these things forever, right?

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Maybe there's like a,

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I was gonna say like a scoring or ranking

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something but that's a bad idea. Another trash one. Boy this month is just awful.

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Uninspired. Exactly, derivative. You gotta make it, no I don't you mean, the the idea of you

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can't throw out something in front of your kids right? Exactly. So how do you

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make it cool enough where they want to throw it out.

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I have so many.

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Yeah.

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That's gotta be part of the process, right?

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Like the kid is like, uh, Oh, you did it.

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You finished your thing.

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You've been working on that for two days.

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That's so awesome.

509
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:22,620
Let's put it in the thing.

510
00:23:22,820 --> 00:23:23,020
Right.

511
00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:25,220
And now it's added to the collection, the museum.

512
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:28,780
It's just a scanner and a paper shredder at the same time.

513
00:23:30,919 --> 00:23:31,720
Yeah, totally.

514
00:23:32,220 --> 00:23:35,519
It's like that one piece of art, that big, the Banksy that shredded

515
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:36,480
itself or whatever.

516
00:23:36,740 --> 00:23:37,220
(laughter)

517
00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:39,320
- Broke halfway through.

518
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:43,640
- My kids wrote, "I miss you, Leo," my name,

519
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,680
on a piece of paper and slid it through my door.

520
00:23:45,940 --> 00:23:47,100
And it was so cute, right?

521
00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:49,760
But then they did it like eight more times.

522
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:53,220
Am I supposed to keep all eight of them that are identical?

523
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:54,480
Ah!

524
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:57,580
So I took a picture of a couple of them

525
00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:58,960
and I have that fun memory, right?

526
00:23:59,380 --> 00:24:02,400
But if I instead said like, "Oh, that's so fun,

527
00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:05,380
Let's put it into the repository somehow.

528
00:24:05,450 --> 00:24:06,720
I feel like there's something there.

529
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:10,340
I really like the idea of your repository is, sorry,

530
00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:12,960
it is another screen, but the screen is on your fridge.

531
00:24:13,180 --> 00:24:13,420
Yes.

532
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,620
And it's just like permanently all of them end up there.

533
00:24:17,250 --> 00:24:20,160
I feel like for a kid to want to be part of this ritual,

534
00:24:20,340 --> 00:24:21,780
there has to be a physical component.

535
00:24:22,140 --> 00:24:26,240
They have to be able to put it into the scanner and then it disappears.

536
00:24:26,820 --> 00:24:30,419
Maybe it's connected to a box that you check the scan later

537
00:24:30,420 --> 00:24:33,480
to make sure it worked and then you throw the contents of the box away.

538
00:24:34,210 --> 00:24:34,320
Yeah.

539
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:35,420
Or something like that.

540
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,800
And then it appears across the room like magic.

541
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:41,180
Like the television thing in Willy Wonka.

542
00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:44,180
Oh, you have the like sparkle.

543
00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:44,480
Yeah.

544
00:24:44,910 --> 00:24:47,000
Or maybe it's actually part of the device itself.

545
00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:48,040
Maybe they stick.

546
00:24:48,260 --> 00:24:53,280
And so it's a TV that's an inch thick and they can stick the art into it.

547
00:24:53,350 --> 00:24:53,600
Oh, that's good.

548
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:56,380
And there's an animation of it coming onto the screen, right?

549
00:24:56,580 --> 00:24:59,100
And now it's like, oh, it gets floated away

550
00:24:59,220 --> 00:25:01,860
like a paper airplane into the other ones or something.

551
00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:04,040
Shredded out the back.

552
00:25:04,820 --> 00:25:05,260
Yep.

553
00:25:05,660 --> 00:25:06,440
God burn it.

554
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:07,980
There's an incinerator.

555
00:25:09,679 --> 00:25:10,760
Save on heating bills.

556
00:25:10,940 --> 00:25:12,280
The more art you make--

557
00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:18,220
We have to figure out how to incentivize art that takes time

558
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:22,120
because it would be very easy for them to take one marker

559
00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:22,420
line.

560
00:25:22,460 --> 00:25:24,220
I know my daughter would jump straight to,

561
00:25:24,710 --> 00:25:25,560
I spent five seconds.

562
00:25:25,740 --> 00:25:28,380
I'm feeding it in, feeding it in, feeding it in, feeding it.

563
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:29,640
This is the fun part now.

564
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:33,440
So it still needs to be about preserving actual stuff

565
00:25:33,540 --> 00:25:34,200
that took time.

566
00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:35,620
So I don't know how to make it like,

567
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:37,500
wow, you spent a lot of time on it.

568
00:25:37,540 --> 00:25:39,600
Maybe there's some kind of time tracking component

569
00:25:39,780 --> 00:25:40,680
or logging or something.

570
00:25:41,060 --> 00:25:43,340
- Or you do have, you were joking about,

571
00:25:44,340 --> 00:25:45,780
let's rank these and score them.

572
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,240
But like, maybe there is like a private subtle rank

573
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,420
that the parents can do to be like,

574
00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:50,440
ooh, that's a nine there.

575
00:25:50,540 --> 00:25:51,420
Eh, that's a two.

576
00:25:51,820 --> 00:25:53,140
You don't need to show that one as much.

577
00:25:53,180 --> 00:25:54,180
It's still in the system,

578
00:25:54,700 --> 00:25:56,460
but we're not gonna bring it to the front much.

579
00:25:57,060 --> 00:25:57,600
- We're public.

580
00:25:58,700 --> 00:26:00,280
- You tell the people on special paper

581
00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:04,200
that it has to be covered with a certain amount of ink

582
00:26:04,410 --> 00:26:06,900
or something to be fed into the machine.

583
00:26:07,010 --> 00:26:08,400
- It has to have at least eight colors.

584
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:09,760
- Yeah.

585
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:13,180
- If you stick it in, it just like spits it back out.

586
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,140
Like a dollar bill in a vending machine.

587
00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:19,520
Not enough art.

588
00:26:21,460 --> 00:26:24,040
The bot has denied your sacrifice.

589
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:25,000
(laughing)

590
00:26:25,020 --> 00:26:25,480
- Wow.

591
00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:29,180
- We want to train him to have inadequacy issues.

592
00:26:29,860 --> 00:26:31,540
- That'd be cool, the multi-color thing.

593
00:26:31,620 --> 00:26:34,260
You have to use these five colors, right?

594
00:26:34,940 --> 00:26:35,780
Or something like that.

595
00:26:35,820 --> 00:26:36,840
That's really...

596
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,260
- Or like there's, oh, maybe it prompts you.

597
00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:42,220
Like this must have at least three hearts somewhere on it

598
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:43,140
or something like that.

599
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:47,720
Like they go to the piece for the inspiration.

600
00:26:49,140 --> 00:26:51,880
Today's challenge that everyone in the world is doing

601
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:55,760
with this one is everyone's drawing a picture of a dog

602
00:26:56,100 --> 00:27:00,400
and it has to be a dog that's wearing shoes

603
00:27:00,540 --> 00:27:03,420
and here's everyone around the world's attempts at it

604
00:27:03,460 --> 00:27:05,440
and you're like linked to other ones maybe or something.

605
00:27:06,020 --> 00:27:08,660
- And then the next day, if you show a kid

606
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:12,240
who's older than five a picture and you say,

607
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:16,579
"Oh, this kid won best dog with shoes yesterday."

608
00:27:16,580 --> 00:27:19,700
Today, they're gonna work real hard on their cow on Mars.

609
00:27:19,700 --> 00:27:20,780
- Oh, that's so smart.

610
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:23,580
- Build in that competitive nature from the start.

611
00:27:23,580 --> 00:27:26,000
- Yeah, like the Twitter account of the company

612
00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:28,940
posts the top three every day or something.

613
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,680
- Well, he won a $200 ice cream gift card.

614
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:32,800
(laughing)

615
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,420
Better luck next time with your shitty dog.

616
00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:38,940
- Get him started on social media super early.

617
00:27:39,010 --> 00:27:41,900
- They have to vote too, like for other people's paintings

618
00:27:42,100 --> 00:27:44,920
and it actually turns them into better artists, you know?

619
00:27:46,140 --> 00:27:47,020
- A little competition.

620
00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:51,280
- There's Leo trying to draw an incredible donkey

621
00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:54,560
eating a carrot to win a $200 gift card though.

622
00:27:55,820 --> 00:27:57,280
- The parents are rigging it.

623
00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,980
- My three year old drew this, I don't know.

624
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:01,460
- Yeah, exactly.

625
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:03,480
- This could be a really cool,

626
00:28:03,940 --> 00:28:05,320
you could do some sort of piece,

627
00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:06,860
like the paper itself, Leo.

628
00:28:07,340 --> 00:28:09,580
I don't know, like those pressure papers or whatever.

629
00:28:10,380 --> 00:28:14,620
You have a special, I'm gonna use E Ink touch screen, okay?

630
00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:19,320
They draw on it, multicolor, and then you submit it

631
00:28:19,340 --> 00:28:20,760
and it clears it, right?

632
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,400
Or you have a special piece of paper

633
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,020
that when you feed it into the machine,

634
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:27,520
it comes out the other side and the paper's clear, right?

635
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,700
So that it like, that way you don't have to keep

636
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:33,500
using new paper, you have to use this one sheet of paper.

637
00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:37,720
You can't start five different versions of it, you know?

638
00:28:37,740 --> 00:28:39,740
- Special markers and some kind of heat

639
00:28:39,940 --> 00:28:42,760
makes it disappear, some, hmm, that's fun.

640
00:28:42,940 --> 00:28:44,060
- There you go, right?

641
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:45,360
Or some Etch-A-Sketch.

642
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,380
They walk up to it and have to fiddle knobs.

643
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:49,480
That's right.

644
00:28:50,220 --> 00:28:54,580
That's exactly-- Etch-A-Sketch, but physical paper version

645
00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:54,980
of that.

646
00:28:55,380 --> 00:28:56,720
That's proprietary, too.

647
00:28:58,059 --> 00:29:00,400
It's a lot less intrusive in the home, too.

648
00:29:00,460 --> 00:29:01,740
It's not just a big device.

649
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,140
It's like, oh, this is a piece of paper.

650
00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:06,240
And maybe you can plug it into your phone,

651
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:09,860
and it will save that image somehow,

652
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:11,839
instead of having its own--

653
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,100
or like an iPad or whatever that you already have.

654
00:29:14,860 --> 00:29:15,980
And then it's, there you go.

655
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:18,200
- I know, that's the downside of this

656
00:29:18,300 --> 00:29:20,000
is I don't want another screen in my house

657
00:29:20,100 --> 00:29:21,480
and I know I would, so that's my partner.

658
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:22,020
- Yes you do.

659
00:29:23,260 --> 00:29:25,360
- At one point, one of my friends had a notebook,

660
00:29:25,390 --> 00:29:28,280
like a spiral notebook that she could wash off.

661
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,980
And like she would scan the corner of the page

662
00:29:30,980 --> 00:29:33,660
and it would just send her notes to her Google Drive.

663
00:29:33,780 --> 00:29:35,440
- Oh, that's a nice bag. - My coworker has that too.

664
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:36,440
Yeah. - Yeah.

665
00:29:36,830 --> 00:29:39,860
'Cause then it's still physical to draw on at least.

666
00:29:40,740 --> 00:29:42,140
-Oh, you just wash it? -Reusable.

667
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,260
You just wash it with soap and water or just-- Whoa.

668
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:46,740
Like a damp rag, yes.

669
00:29:46,980 --> 00:29:49,020
-What? -It's got a waxy coating

670
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,140
and you could use it a few dozen times and stuff.

671
00:29:51,660 --> 00:29:52,280
Oh, perfect.

672
00:29:53,100 --> 00:29:54,980
-Yes. -I really want this for--

673
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:58,920
All over the years, all of the t-shirts that you just had

674
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,400
that are just like, I don't know,

675
00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:02,120
we're sentimental in some form or another.

676
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:05,740
The go-to thing is like Zoe, she'll go out and she'll make a quilt

677
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:07,760
of all of the cool t-shirts that she's had over the years.

678
00:30:07,860 --> 00:30:11,040
Is there any way to save them before they all disappear

679
00:30:11,140 --> 00:30:14,200
or get too ratty in some way that you--

680
00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:16,140
-I see. -Like a scrapbook?

681
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:16,940
-Scrapbook?

682
00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:19,060
Can I put them on Leo's fridge though?

683
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:20,280
That's my goal.

684
00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:23,100
-T-shirt with ink screen built in.

685
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,360
You could wear whatever shirt you want every day.

686
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:28,980
-Yes, I know that though.

687
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:30,880
It's not that the shirt is old.

688
00:30:31,100 --> 00:30:32,760
Maybe you just reprint the shirt.

689
00:30:33,300 --> 00:30:34,940
What if you scanned it and it--

690
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:35,420
-Whoa.

691
00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:37,400
-This could be for anything now.

692
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,880
It's more the problem that I lose the shirt after a while.

693
00:30:40,980 --> 00:30:42,640
I'll look at an old picture of me and be like,

694
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:44,000
"Ah, I really liked that one.

695
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:44,880
"What happened to that?

696
00:30:44,940 --> 00:30:46,240
"That disappeared."

697
00:30:46,260 --> 00:30:49,920
- Bespoke custom shirt replication service is fun.

698
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,340
- What if you could print your art?

699
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:54,680
Like if you're, you know, whenever you want,

700
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:57,060
that's a part of your service is you can find the art

701
00:30:57,100 --> 00:30:58,900
that your kid made at any point in time.

702
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,100
If you ever want this back in your room,

703
00:31:03,020 --> 00:31:05,380
we just hit print and they send it in the mail, right?

704
00:31:05,700 --> 00:31:08,280
And you can literally, you create duplicates.

705
00:31:08,620 --> 00:31:11,980
So when you save it, it's not like it's destroyed forever.

706
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:17,280
You can pay, I know another printer service company.

707
00:31:17,540 --> 00:31:18,140
- Okay.

708
00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:22,120
- Yeah, so if you want that piece of paper again, Leo,

709
00:31:22,180 --> 00:31:24,220
after you threw it out, you have the digital version,

710
00:31:24,860 --> 00:31:27,440
you can say, "Send me another."

711
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:28,820
It's sure it's not the same.

712
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:30,540
It's a clone, right?

713
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,880
But it's, I don't know, now you have it.

714
00:31:33,940 --> 00:31:35,760
So now your kid would be way more interested

715
00:31:35,940 --> 00:31:38,120
in throwing it out 'cause they'll print another one

716
00:31:38,140 --> 00:31:38,880
if they ever want to.

717
00:31:39,140 --> 00:31:41,940
Seems is really wasteful if they just are like.

718
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:44,020
- I don't want it.

719
00:31:44,180 --> 00:31:45,140
Oh, actually I do want it.

720
00:31:45,260 --> 00:31:46,240
Actually, I don't want it.

721
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,020
Actually, you know what, I'll take another one.

722
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:49,400
- I'll print it, I'll throw it out.

723
00:31:49,460 --> 00:31:50,120
I'll print it again.

724
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:51,960
But here's another thing.

725
00:31:52,020 --> 00:31:54,720
This drawing on my wall here, as you can see,

726
00:31:55,220 --> 00:31:57,560
has got Q-tips on it, popsicle sticks,

727
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:01,120
and what is it, stickers?

728
00:32:01,260 --> 00:32:02,020
- So it's a 3D printer.

729
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:03,800
- Pompoms. - Multimedia.

730
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:04,140
- Yeah.

731
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:05,840
- Pipe cleaners or something, sure.

732
00:32:06,620 --> 00:32:08,820
- So I don't know if your device could do that.

733
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,680
Like, there's a lot of arts and crafts,

734
00:32:10,740 --> 00:32:12,040
I think, that aren't just flat.

735
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,800
And it'd be cool if you could do the parallax effect.

736
00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:17,420
- Oh, I thought you were gonna say some dude in Indonesia

737
00:32:17,580 --> 00:32:19,420
who's like gluing the Q-tip back on,

738
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:21,200
so you could get a copy of it.

739
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:22,000
(laughing)

740
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:25,680
- This looks different than the original, send it back.

741
00:32:26,180 --> 00:32:26,520
- Refund.

742
00:32:27,620 --> 00:32:28,020
(laughing)

743
00:32:30,180 --> 00:32:32,420
-Your Teemu kids art just doesn't look the same.

744
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:34,360
[laughter]

745
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:40,040
-Or just parallax video view of like,

746
00:32:40,510 --> 00:32:42,060
they have these new things where you--

747
00:32:42,300 --> 00:32:46,540
-Parents are on the hook for 3D scanning the kids' Q-tip art.

748
00:32:47,310 --> 00:32:47,440
[laughter]

749
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:50,360
-Taking like hundreds of pictures and assembling a 3D model.

750
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:50,900
-It's light art.

751
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:52,360
-It's light art.

752
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,460
-The boys in engineering will figure that out.

753
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:55,340
-That's right.

754
00:32:55,660 --> 00:32:59,140
-Totally different product, convert your microwave into a 3D scanner.

755
00:32:59,540 --> 00:33:03,100
Put the product in, it rotates and takes pictures of it.

756
00:33:04,220 --> 00:33:07,300
Yeah, every household's got a 3D scanning microwave.

757
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:10,220
Just don't cross the modes, it'll be fine.

758
00:33:10,980 --> 00:33:17,240
It's a device that attaches to the window on the front of a microwave and takes pictures as it rotates.

759
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:19,800
After 5 minutes of bonfire.

760
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:23,200
I just keep getting sent PDFs of my soup.

761
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,400
Wrong button again, Grandma.

762
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:29,960
(laughing)

763
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,300
- Stop scanning your food, grandma.

764
00:33:35,580 --> 00:33:37,940
- We can call it the pretty delicious food, the PDF.

765
00:33:39,380 --> 00:33:39,900
(laughing)

766
00:33:44,180 --> 00:33:46,180
All right, Marie, what have you brought for us this week?

767
00:33:46,180 --> 00:33:50,080
- Okay, so imagine you are watching season three

768
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,020
of "RuPaul's Drag Race," and for context,

769
00:33:53,180 --> 00:33:54,780
there are currently 18 seasons.

770
00:33:55,340 --> 00:33:58,080
So my girlfriend and I consider ourselves

771
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:04,180
big fans of the show. However, we're on season like 16 and we started on 3 about

772
00:34:04,340 --> 00:34:08,460
two years ago. It's a show with like a cult following. Like people are talking

773
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:14,020
about this show every week and so if we wanted to look up anything about the

774
00:34:14,100 --> 00:34:19,980
show we could not because it will be like, "Oh yeah, you mean the winner of

775
00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:27,320
season 12?" No. I wanted to know where they got their shirt or whatever. So I'm

776
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:30,379
I'm proposing spoiler-free searching in social media

777
00:34:30,899 --> 00:34:33,120
that allows you to see context related

778
00:34:33,169 --> 00:34:34,340
to what you have seen.

779
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,220
So there are filters where you can be like,

780
00:34:37,780 --> 00:34:40,060
don't show me anything about "Drag Race,"

781
00:34:40,060 --> 00:34:45,419
but I have seen up to, say, season 15, episode 12.

782
00:34:45,820 --> 00:34:48,020
I wanna know what people said about episode 12

783
00:34:48,550 --> 00:34:50,620
without knowing anything about episode 13.

784
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:54,320
So were people happy that that person got eliminated?

785
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:56,040
Were they mad?

786
00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:59,140
Was it a controversy related to this episode?

787
00:34:59,820 --> 00:35:02,080
At one point, there was a big controversy

788
00:35:02,340 --> 00:35:03,560
with one of the contestants,

789
00:35:04,540 --> 00:35:07,780
and when I was searching to figure out what it was,

790
00:35:08,060 --> 00:35:09,640
I found out when she got eliminated.

791
00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:12,180
But I just wanted to know what the scandal was.

792
00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:13,840
That's the problem.

793
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,300
- Spoiler-free context.

794
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:17,640
- So you can, I'm thinking like,

795
00:35:18,220 --> 00:35:19,460
almost like Wayback Machine vibes.

796
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:19,720
- Right.

797
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:21,620
- Like I go back to the day,

798
00:35:21,860 --> 00:35:24,100
two days after an episode was released.

799
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:25,080
- On the subreddit.

800
00:35:25,180 --> 00:35:26,180
- Yes, yeah.

801
00:35:26,660 --> 00:35:27,240
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

802
00:35:27,340 --> 00:35:27,740
- Yes.

803
00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:30,840
- It's filter, I feel like it's date filtering.

804
00:35:31,060 --> 00:35:31,840
- Kind of, right?

805
00:35:32,100 --> 00:35:32,240
- Yeah.

806
00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:33,780
- Like a huge amount of date filtering,

807
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:36,560
but with everything, not just like,

808
00:35:36,900 --> 00:35:39,020
I don't know if you can do that though on Reddit, right?

809
00:35:39,060 --> 00:35:40,900
Like you can't like go back in time and like,

810
00:35:40,900 --> 00:35:43,800
I wanna see everything up until this very day

811
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:45,400
between these two days.

812
00:35:45,460 --> 00:35:46,220
- Not built in.

813
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:49,280
- Without somebody commenting on it and being like,

814
00:35:49,420 --> 00:35:50,780
oh yeah, you mean the person

815
00:35:50,780 --> 00:35:52,320
who got eliminated in the next episode?

816
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:53,460
- Yeah.

817
00:35:53,660 --> 00:35:54,560
- That's the issue.

818
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:55,900
- All comments.

819
00:35:55,900 --> 00:35:57,220
- I knew this for "Survivor".

820
00:35:57,460 --> 00:35:57,760
- Yeah.

821
00:35:58,300 --> 00:35:58,700
- Yep.

822
00:35:59,100 --> 00:36:01,680
There's so many reality shows that are like this.

823
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:01,900
- Yeah.

824
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:03,220
- Video games too.

825
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:04,520
There was something where I was like,

826
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:07,640
I want a specific hint about this one puzzle

827
00:36:07,740 --> 00:36:08,600
that I'm trying to do.

828
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:11,940
And I do not wanna read through 95 pages

829
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,660
of how to on how to do every single thing.

830
00:36:15,060 --> 00:36:17,100
I don't wanna watch a video of somebody doing it.

831
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,740
I just want like a little nudge in the right direction.

832
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:23,300
And so I listed out like, here's where I am to an LLM

833
00:36:23,300 --> 00:36:24,800
and it's still fricking ruined it for me.

834
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,300
So like, I need some way to be like,

835
00:36:27,860 --> 00:36:30,640
yeah, I need a specific piece of information.

836
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:35,020
You almost want like a dialer expert on this thing,

837
00:36:35,020 --> 00:36:37,460
like a forum post and request system

838
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:40,520
for somebody who's really into "RuPaul's Drag Race,"

839
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:43,360
who can just like spell out that one thing for you

840
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:46,340
in real time without ruining it for you.

841
00:36:46,340 --> 00:36:50,060
You need like the people who edit the wiki about it.

842
00:36:51,260 --> 00:36:51,480
- Yeah.

843
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,880
- Ooh, oh, that's really cool.

844
00:36:54,980 --> 00:36:57,180
Like you could go get links,

845
00:36:57,980 --> 00:37:00,200
like just collect a bunch of links, you think,

846
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:04,000
and like put it into a Wikipedia and like harvest,

847
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:06,300
like, you know, just like put it all in one spot.

848
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:08,720
- I struggle so hard with,

849
00:37:09,300 --> 00:37:11,420
so Leo, "Dungeon Crawler Carl,"

850
00:37:11,420 --> 00:37:13,260
a series that Leo has gotten me into,

851
00:37:13,860 --> 00:37:16,140
a lot of characters, a massive wiki on it.

852
00:37:16,620 --> 00:37:19,700
Every time I need to look something up, I go there,

853
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:20,740
but you're absolutely right.

854
00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:23,200
it always spoils it way down the road on there

855
00:37:23,300 --> 00:37:25,260
'cause I'm on book four and they're like,

856
00:37:25,340 --> 00:37:27,780
well, in book 19, here's what happened with this guy.

857
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:31,080
- Character, name this, status deceased.

858
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:33,840
You're like, no, dang it, why would they have that

859
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:34,400
at the top?

860
00:37:34,580 --> 00:37:35,380
Yes, exactly.

861
00:37:36,340 --> 00:37:39,300
- I was also thinking, not only do I want answers

862
00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:41,940
to questions, but I want to hear what people said about it.

863
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,920
My favorite part of reality TV is talking about it

864
00:37:45,300 --> 00:37:47,800
and I don't like to watch old reality TV

865
00:37:48,420 --> 00:37:50,220
because who am I gonna talk to about it?

866
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,320
I can't be like, have you guys heard of Survivor?

867
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:54,660
I just started on season two.

868
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,560
Nobody else is watching season two of Survivor.

869
00:37:58,260 --> 00:38:01,240
So I want to see, almost like,

870
00:38:01,370 --> 00:38:02,600
do you guys know Letterboxd?

871
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,360
How people will log movies?

872
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,740
If people were logging, after this episode,

873
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:13,560
I was shocked about this, or whatever.

874
00:38:13,820 --> 00:38:17,800
And then I go to that episode, and I see what people said.

875
00:38:18,230 --> 00:38:20,300
- You know how there's a whole thing around

876
00:38:20,300 --> 00:38:22,980
watch podcasts and rewatch communities and stuff.

877
00:38:23,580 --> 00:38:27,320
Why don't we like version that so that it happens asynchronously?

878
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:32,740
I'm going to sign up and subscribe for the free newsletter, the free forum or whatever,

879
00:38:32,860 --> 00:38:36,000
and you're adding in your thoughts and you're reading other people's thoughts, but they

880
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,000
don't have to happen at the same time as you.

881
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:42,680
The first few people that are watching it are building up this discussion forum thing

882
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:48,060
where it's plotting it along the timeline, and then any number of months or years later,

883
00:38:48,260 --> 00:38:53,160
else can come along and like start at episode one and follow along with the

884
00:38:53,220 --> 00:38:57,360
things that the people before them have laid out. Exactly. Like it's so weird to

885
00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:01,360
think that like content lives forever and people are starting stuff that you

886
00:39:01,980 --> 00:39:06,680
like have already experienced right? But also like when people want like if

887
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:10,540
people are gonna watch Breaking Bad or something I kind of want to hear them go

888
00:39:10,580 --> 00:39:14,320
through each season. I kind of want to. Right? That's the best part. It'd be so

889
00:39:14,420 --> 00:39:18,240
fun just as like I want to see their reaction to the Red Wedding in person or

890
00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:20,940
I was a mega fan of Lost, Community, whatever.

891
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,940
And I would pull up today,

892
00:39:23,220 --> 00:39:26,360
what are people who are just now watching this episode

893
00:39:26,540 --> 00:39:27,380
thinking about it?

894
00:39:27,780 --> 00:39:29,200
Because I bet that's different

895
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,380
depending on the cultural moment we're in too.

896
00:39:32,900 --> 00:39:35,860
If somebody started that one episode of Community

897
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:37,600
with the Dungeons and Dragons thing,

898
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:39,460
where there was blackface for a moment,

899
00:39:39,660 --> 00:39:41,540
it probably is a little bit different now,

900
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,180
but it's still, I don't know,

901
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,880
is that perceived different by a different generation

902
00:39:46,180 --> 00:39:47,980
or by the cultural moment we're in or something?

903
00:39:48,100 --> 00:39:50,400
Maybe it was really self-aware at the time,

904
00:39:50,460 --> 00:39:51,380
but did that age well?

905
00:39:51,980 --> 00:39:52,740
- I think you're right.

906
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,000
I think this is its own site.

907
00:39:54,500 --> 00:39:58,900
It's a whole new way to create and talk about media.

908
00:39:59,290 --> 00:39:59,940
- I love that.

909
00:40:00,820 --> 00:40:02,760
- It can't be the typical stuff.

910
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:04,920
And then what's cool about it is it's self-feeding, right?

911
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:06,060
I think to your point, Leo,

912
00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:09,280
like I still enjoy the thought of,

913
00:40:09,860 --> 00:40:11,920
like somebody started watching Breaking Bad

914
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:14,940
and they left a cool ass comment about, you know,

915
00:40:15,700 --> 00:40:17,800
season four versus season five and six.

916
00:40:17,860 --> 00:40:18,580
Is that what I'm thinking?

917
00:40:18,740 --> 00:40:20,880
Or like, I don't know, even like the office, right?

918
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,740
Like when Michael Scott leaves,

919
00:40:23,790 --> 00:40:25,660
I just wanna see everybody's reaction

920
00:40:26,100 --> 00:40:28,440
every time they leave that, you know?

921
00:40:29,630 --> 00:40:33,240
- I feel like Diversity Day and season one of Office

922
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:36,940
may not hit now the way that it did in,

923
00:40:37,030 --> 00:40:39,760
what was it, 2010, 2009, right?

924
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,580
Where there's like a bunch of really insensitive

925
00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:44,280
race jokes and stuff.

926
00:40:44,380 --> 00:40:46,840
You're like, what would somebody who's just watching this

927
00:40:46,820 --> 00:40:48,280
for the first time think about that, right?

928
00:40:48,740 --> 00:40:49,440
- Yeah, yeah.

929
00:40:50,380 --> 00:40:51,180
That's so true.

930
00:40:51,300 --> 00:40:55,320
And then it is cool, like when my younger cousins

931
00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:57,600
are starting to play video games or whatever

932
00:40:57,780 --> 00:40:59,620
that I used to play when I was a kid.

933
00:40:59,620 --> 00:41:01,860
And you're like, "Oh, you're playing that retro game?

934
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,900
Like you gotta tell me when you hit this level

935
00:41:03,900 --> 00:41:04,660
or whatever, right?"

936
00:41:04,660 --> 00:41:06,480
Or like, they're playing Minecraft for the first time.

937
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:08,820
And they're like, "You're like, whoa, you're playing Minecraft?

938
00:41:08,940 --> 00:41:10,520
It's just cool to, I don't know."

939
00:41:10,700 --> 00:41:12,440
- How did you ever deal with this camera

940
00:41:12,510 --> 00:41:14,380
in Super Mario 64 when you were a kid?

941
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:15,040
This is awful.

942
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:16,720
Things have gotten so much better now.

943
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,500
Shut up, old youngin'.

944
00:41:19,580 --> 00:41:20,460
- That's right. - Back in my day,

945
00:41:20,500 --> 00:41:21,100
we liked it.

946
00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:25,280
- It's a much more bite-sized way to approach

947
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,440
a fandom of any kind.

948
00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:30,520
'Cause if you think about somebody picking up

949
00:41:31,140 --> 00:41:34,800
the Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Twilight,

950
00:41:35,380 --> 00:41:37,300
any major series,

951
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,240
and they're trying to join the culture of it,

952
00:41:40,420 --> 00:41:42,900
not just read it, but,

953
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,460
oh, what do people think of this?

954
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:48,660
you're getting to invented characters and like,

955
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:50,700
no, this character would never do that

956
00:41:50,900 --> 00:41:52,900
because everybody decided.

957
00:41:53,220 --> 00:41:54,820
- Right, right, right, right.

958
00:41:54,860 --> 00:41:55,520
- Everyone decided.

959
00:41:56,300 --> 00:41:56,860
(laughing)

960
00:41:57,700 --> 00:42:00,120
- So if you're doing it episode by episode,

961
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:03,100
chapter by chapter, broken up in some sense,

962
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:06,680
you're not like, oh God, I didn't know

963
00:42:06,820 --> 00:42:09,840
that you actually thought the Malfoys were the good guys.

964
00:42:10,140 --> 00:42:12,520
'Cause I don't know.

965
00:42:13,060 --> 00:42:14,660
'Cause Slytherin is actually just misunderstood.

966
00:42:14,980 --> 00:42:16,160
I didn't get that in the books.

967
00:42:17,779 --> 00:42:20,200
Yeah, it's really easy to moderate, I feel like, too.

968
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:23,120
Because if you do one spoiler, everybody will just report you

969
00:42:23,140 --> 00:42:23,980
and you're banned forever.

970
00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:24,580
Right?

971
00:42:27,380 --> 00:42:28,440
Zero tolerance policy.

972
00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:29,100
Oh, absolutely.

973
00:42:29,260 --> 00:42:29,620
Just kill.

974
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:30,440
Just get rid of them.

975
00:42:31,220 --> 00:42:33,280
There could be like a, you show a comment

976
00:42:33,420 --> 00:42:36,880
to x percent of people first, like A/B test things

977
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:38,140
to different people.

978
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:41,040
There's got to be algorithms for that until they're vetted.

979
00:42:41,420 --> 00:42:41,600
Right?

980
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:42,500
Yeah, yeah.

981
00:42:42,780 --> 00:42:47,220
I would also love to see not only media that I cared about

982
00:42:47,350 --> 00:42:49,860
as it aired being rewatched by somebody

983
00:42:49,860 --> 00:42:52,920
and what their thoughts were because of the modern context,

984
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:54,440
but also their demographic.

985
00:42:54,890 --> 00:42:57,840
It would be very fun to see what Zoomers or Gen Alpha

986
00:42:57,940 --> 00:43:00,460
think about that thing that Millennials

987
00:43:01,310 --> 00:43:05,040
or Gen Xers or Boomers really liked, or vice versa.

988
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:08,960
I would do a rewatch of, I don't know, what,

989
00:43:09,220 --> 00:43:11,780
Hogan's heroes and like tell some boomers

990
00:43:12,460 --> 00:43:14,520
what I thought about it and they might find that funny

991
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:15,920
or vice versa, you know?

992
00:43:16,659 --> 00:43:17,800
- Blazing saddles, right?

993
00:43:18,260 --> 00:43:18,520
- Right.

994
00:43:19,140 --> 00:43:20,900
- Yeah, I think about that whenever I checked

995
00:43:21,279 --> 00:43:23,980
Letterboxd reviews, like I'll log every movie I watch.

996
00:43:24,020 --> 00:43:25,100
I'm always like, this is great.

997
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:26,540
I had such a good time watching it.

998
00:43:26,660 --> 00:43:28,740
And then the type of people who are logging movies

999
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:30,580
on Letterboxd are like film bros.

1000
00:43:30,740 --> 00:43:31,220
- Yeah, sure.

1001
00:43:31,220 --> 00:43:34,140
- So I was like, two stars, the production was awful.

1002
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:36,420
I'm like, Sharknado 3, oh hell no,

1003
00:43:36,470 --> 00:43:38,120
is one of the best movies I've seen in a while.

1004
00:43:38,740 --> 00:43:39,300
I don't know.

1005
00:43:39,660 --> 00:43:40,060
- It's real.

1006
00:43:41,220 --> 00:43:41,620
(laughing)

1007
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:42,280
- It's coming.

1008
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:45,620
- So like that whole structure would have to be around like,

1009
00:43:46,020 --> 00:43:48,320
is there a way to verify that you watched it?

1010
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:50,000
So you wouldn't just have people.

1011
00:43:50,460 --> 00:43:51,380
- Take a quiz.

1012
00:43:51,620 --> 00:43:52,100
(laughing)

1013
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:53,320
- You could take a--

1014
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:54,540
- Like accelerated reader.

1015
00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:56,580
Like in elementary school

1016
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:57,780
when you had to prove you read the book.

1017
00:43:58,480 --> 00:43:58,880
(laughing)

1018
00:44:00,060 --> 00:44:02,900
- Spark noting Breaking Bad season five.

1019
00:44:03,420 --> 00:44:03,820
(laughing)

1020
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:05,740
- Hey, Draco.

1021
00:44:07,500 --> 00:44:10,380
I was picturing it also like I put in,

1022
00:44:10,580 --> 00:44:13,200
"I am watching How I Met Your Mother right now.

1023
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Episode one, thoughts, star ratings,

1024
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other people's comments after I submit mine,

1025
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and then I have to click next,

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and then it puts me onto episode two."

1027
00:44:23,180 --> 00:44:26,700
Like you can't just jump in for every show.

1028
00:44:26,700 --> 00:44:27,960
- You have to say something at that point,

1029
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or give your rating or whatnot.

1030
00:44:28,980 --> 00:44:30,320
- Or you have to hit the skip button.

1031
00:44:30,540 --> 00:44:35,439
Like who really wants to spoil season 17 episode two

1032
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:37,560
by clicking through every episode ever.

1033
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:38,740
- That's a way to do it.

1034
00:44:38,940 --> 00:44:40,120
- You can see when people commented,

1035
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:42,160
it would be cool to get a comment back

1036
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:43,680
after like a year and a half,

1037
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:47,220
like, "Totally agree, they should have," you know?

1038
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:49,060
- "That idiot, this was a travesty.

1039
00:44:49,100 --> 00:44:50,460
How could you even blah, blah, blah?"

1040
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:52,180
Yeah, I'm sure people would only say

1041
00:44:52,340 --> 00:44:53,900
"totally agree" on the internet.

1042
00:44:54,820 --> 00:44:56,240
- I love your thoughts.

1043
00:44:57,340 --> 00:44:58,840
- Who's still watching in 2026?

1044
00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:00,600
- Who's here?

1045
00:45:00,700 --> 00:45:02,360
- Did you do a time capsule?

1046
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:05,039
Okay, so like when a new episode of Game of Thrones

1047
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:09,840
whatever comes out and like Reddit is going crazy and it's just like the live comments

1048
00:45:09,900 --> 00:45:15,360
of all the reaction to it on there. You have your timeline, your filters like bring the

1049
00:45:15,980 --> 00:45:20,220
just have the feedback of what was happening way back when when that first aired and you

1050
00:45:20,220 --> 00:45:22,900
could see all those original comments in real time. Real time?

1051
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:26,420
Yeah, you gotta like freeze it somehow. Yeah.

1052
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:27,360
Mm hmm.

1053
00:45:27,820 --> 00:45:33,380
Yeah, the Dance Moms rewatch podcast that I confess that I listen to. Um, they end every

1054
00:45:33,380 --> 00:45:38,200
episode with like yeah fans thought that Maddie was robbed and they thought that

1055
00:45:38,380 --> 00:45:45,280
Nia's solo was very good but judged poorly whatever yeah sure and so I don't

1056
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:51,300
know if they're getting that from AI or what but I'm assuming just based on the

1057
00:45:51,340 --> 00:45:56,200
way they read it it sounds kind of like something produced by like chat GPT of

1058
00:45:56,220 --> 00:46:01,220
like what did people say about yeah this episode of Dance Moms but something like

1059
00:46:01,100 --> 00:46:05,780
that's but all that stuff has totally been influenced since then right like

1060
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:10,100
there's no way to know like is that just the collective thoughts of people

1061
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:14,440
between ten years ago and now or is that really what people thought ten years ago

1062
00:46:14,580 --> 00:46:18,500
yeah that's why you somehow got to lock it up I totally get you like I like the

1063
00:46:18,540 --> 00:46:22,880
idea of seeing number of comments per episode because like what if I saw an

1064
00:46:22,900 --> 00:46:25,440
episode that I didn't think was controversial and then like there's so

1065
00:46:25,500 --> 00:46:29,280
many people talking about it but then what if you well I know my opinion of it

1066
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:31,680
Yeah, what if you have people re-watch a show?

1067
00:46:32,140 --> 00:46:35,180
Like re-watch the series and leave a comment after

1068
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:38,420
and it's like, oh, well that's, then they would get banned.

1069
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:38,800
Right?

1070
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:39,600
And you know what else?

1071
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,520
Even in real time, if you're watching the show

1072
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:47,400
as it's airing, I feel like people bandwagon so hard

1073
00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:50,440
that if you prevent them from posting.

1074
00:46:51,260 --> 00:46:51,700
Yes.

1075
00:46:51,940 --> 00:46:53,800
Prevent them from reading other people's posts

1076
00:46:53,980 --> 00:46:57,280
until they have posted, that will probably solve

1077
00:46:57,280 --> 00:47:02,540
lot of your reviews problems, right? So you can't post because you haven't watched it yet, and you

1078
00:47:02,620 --> 00:47:07,660
can't read other people's posts because you haven't done it yet, even if it's five years after

1079
00:47:07,860 --> 00:47:12,840
Air Date or whatever, you don't get to see anything about the cultural zeitgeist until you add your

1080
00:47:12,860 --> 00:47:17,860
own thoughts first. That would be really interesting reviews. Everyone's in the Reddit comments like,

1081
00:47:17,940 --> 00:47:23,060
"Yeah, for sure. I definitely thought that was poorly dialogued." You're like, "Come on, you

1082
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:24,780
you don't know how to be a Hollywood writer.

1083
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:25,640
You don't really know.

1084
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:26,440
(laughing)

1085
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:26,740
Right?

1086
00:47:27,540 --> 00:47:28,500
That's interesting.

1087
00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:31,560
- Yeah, people will talk about Drag Race

1088
00:47:31,660 --> 00:47:35,220
and be like, "Oh, the lip sync between Latrice Royale

1089
00:47:35,340 --> 00:47:36,560
"and Ben de la Creme."

1090
00:47:36,660 --> 00:47:38,840
We all remember that one.

1091
00:47:39,300 --> 00:47:42,140
And I'm like, "I've figured out actually.

1092
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:43,480
"I forgot about that one.

1093
00:47:43,500 --> 00:47:47,100
"I'm sure it was great, but I don't remember it."

1094
00:47:47,100 --> 00:47:50,340
And so I kinda wanna know what the zeitgeist is also

1095
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:51,820
at the same time.

1096
00:47:52,420 --> 00:47:56,560
original thought to that'd be nice, you know, I get yeah

1097
00:47:57,180 --> 00:48:00,680
Yeah, it would lead to a lot more diversity of thought wouldn't it? That's interesting

1098
00:48:01,020 --> 00:48:05,480
I get so mad at Anthony where I'll go out and see a movie and he'll go out and watch a

1099
00:48:05,740 --> 00:48:11,760
Youtuber view of the movie and have really strong opinions on and I'll be like you didn't even see it like I like that part

1100
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:15,000
What are you talking about? Like no, it's an allegory for such-and-such

1101
00:48:15,900 --> 00:48:19,180
Well, dear listener if you are enjoying us

1102
00:48:19,740 --> 00:48:23,200
in the Uber on the way to the movie theater.

1103
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Thank you very much for listening.

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00:48:25,010 --> 00:48:25,860
We hope you enjoyed yourself.

1105
00:48:25,970 --> 00:48:27,600
And thank you very much for joining us, Marie.

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This was fun.

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- Thanks for having me.

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00:48:29,859 --> 00:48:32,180
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There you can find links to our YouTube channel,

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00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:37,280
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1112
00:48:37,380 --> 00:48:39,460
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1113
00:48:39,580 --> 00:48:40,820
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1114
00:48:41,340 --> 00:48:42,840
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1115
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1116
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1117
00:48:45,700 --> 00:48:47,760
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1118
00:48:48,180 --> 00:48:49,920
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00:48:50,140 --> 00:48:52,300
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Please, if you wouldn't mind that one friend

1121
00:48:54,620 --> 00:48:57,680
who keeps spoiling every fricking episode

1122
00:48:57,860 --> 00:48:59,260
of that show you're trying to go through

1123
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:02,800
because they don't know that you aren't caught up yet,

1124
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:04,780
send them a link to this episode.

1125
00:49:04,980 --> 00:49:06,400
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1126
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:07,460
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1127
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leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, Spotify,

1128
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1129
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:13,000
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