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Speaker 1: I'm Scott, I'm Russell, and I'm Leo.

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Speaker 1: This is Spitball.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Spitball, where three hero hackers and a guest empty our heads of startup and

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Speaker 2: tech product ideas that we have stuck up in there so you can all have them for free.

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Speaker 2: Anything that we say is yours to keep.

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Speaker 2: And this week, I'm so very excited to be welcoming

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Speaker 2: our long lost friend, nope,

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Speaker 2: the friend that we've had for many, many years, Zoey.

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Speaker 2: Zoey, we're so glad to have you here.

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Speaker 2: Zoey is someone who's been in emergency management

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Speaker 2: and crisis situations since I've met her or shortly after.

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Speaker 2: She's gone from campus security

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Speaker 2: to actual emergency 911 dispatch,

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Speaker 2: to volunteer firefighting,

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Speaker 2: to everywhere where there is something stressful happening.

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Speaker 2: She is the voice of reason

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Speaker 2: and the calm, cool, collected hero.

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Speaker 2: We are so excited to have you here, Zoey.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Spitball.

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Speaker 3: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 3: I'm really happy to be here.

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Speaker 2: This is gonna be a good time.

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Speaker 2: And of your many hobbies and passions,

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Speaker 2: one of them that you've shared with my wife is fibering,

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Speaker 2: fibers, knitting and crocheting.

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Speaker 2: So I've written a little game that we're gonna call

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Speaker 2: Fire Truck or Fiber Tuck.

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Speaker 4: In this game, we are-

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Speaker 4: (all laughing)

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Speaker 4: What podcast are we on?

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Speaker 4: - What are we talking?

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Speaker 4: (laughing)

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Speaker 2: - It's a fiber tuck.

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Speaker 2: It's when you connect fibers together, like, you know,

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Speaker 2: crocheting.

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Speaker 2: - Never done that by myself.

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Speaker 2: - Well, you know,

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Speaker 3: - It's not really an activity that you do with other people.

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Speaker 2: - I was discouraged from going with that name.

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Speaker 2: - Oh.

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Speaker 2: (laughing)

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Speaker 4: - Okay, we're sticking with the name.

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Speaker 4: The name's good.

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Speaker 4: You're all wrong.

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Speaker 4: - All right, let's talk about fiber tucking.

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Speaker 4: - Zoey, are you a fibering?

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Speaker 4: Are you a fiber?

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Speaker 4: - The fiber arts.

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Speaker 4: Have you heard this before?

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Speaker 4: - Zoey's like.

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Speaker 4: - Collectively calling knitting and crocheting

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Speaker 2: is fibring.

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Speaker 2: - Fibering.

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Speaker 4: - Off cam, she's.

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Speaker 3: - I'm fibering away.

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Speaker 3: I'm tucking my fibers.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know that you knew.

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Speaker 4: (laughing)

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Speaker 4: By the end I'll have a full name.

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Speaker 4: - It's a good name, you're all wrong.

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Speaker 4: Can you live stream?

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Speaker 4: Sorry, okay, I'm gonna stop.

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Speaker 2: Anyways.

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Speaker 2: The hobbies of emergency management, that's not a hobby,

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Speaker 2: the career of emergency management

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Speaker 2: and the hobby of crocheting and knitting

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Speaker 2: are both filled with lingo.

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Speaker 2: And a lot of times those lingos sound like

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Speaker 2: they belong to each other.

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Speaker 2: So in this game, I'm just gonna give you a term like,

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Speaker 2: for example, a Russian join.

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Speaker 2: Is that from emergency management

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Speaker 2: or is that knitting and crocheting?

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Speaker 2: That's of course knitting and crocheting.

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Speaker 2: That's when you're knitting and you have two pieces of yarn

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Speaker 2: that you need to connect without creating knots

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Speaker 2: or needing weaves, right?

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Speaker 2: So in this game, we're just gonna go down the line.

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Speaker 2: I'll give you a term.

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Speaker 2: Tell me if it's one or the other.

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Speaker 2: Emergency management or knitting and crocheting

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Speaker 2: or fiber tucking if you wanna really lean into the term.

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 4: - Big fan of that.

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Speaker 2: - And we'll start as we always do with our guest.

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Speaker 2: Zoey, Zoey, frogging.

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Speaker 3: - Emergency services.

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Speaker 2: - That is ripping out mistakes in the yarn pattern.

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Speaker 3: - Oh no.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I really jumped on that.

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Speaker 2: - If Zoey's not getting these, we're all screwed.

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Speaker 2: - I'm very excited.

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Speaker 2: Scott, tinking.

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Speaker 2: - Oh gosh.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea.

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Speaker 1: Emergency services.

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Speaker 2: Tink, T-I-N-K is knit, spelled backwards.

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Speaker 2: It's moving backwards to remove a knit.

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Speaker 2: K-N-I-T-T-I-N-K.

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Speaker 2: Russell, tagline.

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Speaker 2: Two words.

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Speaker 4: - I just want to say, I think that's fiber tucking.

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Speaker 2: - That's emergency management.

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Speaker 2: It's a control rope to guide steady a load.

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Speaker 2: Very good.

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Speaker 2: Of course Zoey knows this, she knows all of them.

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Speaker 3: - As you pull it up, so it doesn't go all like haywire.

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Speaker 2: - You know how I know it's a good game?

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Speaker 2: We're 0 for 3, let's do another round.

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Speaker 2: (all laughing)

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Speaker 2: Despite your mocking and jar-jibbing,

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Speaker 2: I'm winning, I'm the one winning tonight.

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Speaker 2: (all laughing)

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Speaker 2: Zoey, steek, S-T-E-E-K.

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Speaker 3: - I'm guessing fibers.

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Speaker 2: - You're exactly right.

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Speaker 2: That's when you intentionally cut a knit fabric

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Speaker 2: to add an opening.

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Speaker 2: You've steeked it, or you add a steek, I guess,

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Scott, a rip and run, rip, hyphen, N, hyphen, run.

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Speaker 2: - Please be knitting, crocheting, that's my guess.

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Speaker 2: - Emergency management, that's when you print

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Speaker 2: the dispatch sheet and tear it and take it with you.

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Speaker 2: Did you know that, Rowan?

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Speaker 3: - Yes, I did.

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Speaker 2: - Yes, you did, very good.

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Speaker 1: - So are you actively crocheting?

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Speaker 1: - I think I'm--

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Speaker 3: - Yeah, well, I'm--

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Speaker 1: - Yeah, it's on topic.

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Speaker 3: - You just said, and I had it sitting here,

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Speaker 3: and I was like, well, I might as well do something

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Speaker 3: with my hands.

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Speaker 3: (laughing)

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Speaker 2: - Like tucking.

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Speaker 1: - She's answering 911 calls and knitting.

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Speaker 1: - It's a fiber tuck.

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Speaker 4: Russell, a magic loop.

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Speaker 4: - I will 500 for fiber tucking.

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Speaker 2: - You're exactly right.

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Speaker 2: That's a circular needle trick for small tubes.

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Speaker 4: - All my answers are gonna be fiber tucking, so.

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Speaker 2: - Last round through.

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Speaker 1: - That's a good strategy.

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Speaker 2: - This is the acronym round.

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Speaker 2: Zoey, K number two, TOG.

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Speaker 2: K2, TOG, T-O-G, emergency management or knitting crocheting.

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Speaker 3: - I'm gonna go with fibers.

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Speaker 2: Knit to gather.

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Speaker 2: Very good, knit together.

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Speaker 2: Scott, BOLO, B-O-L-O.

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Speaker 2: - Emergency management.

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Speaker 2: - Very good, be on the lookout.

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Speaker 2: - Hey! - Excellent.

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Speaker 2: Russell, SABLE, S-A-B-L-E.

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Speaker 4: - Emergency fiber tucking.

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Speaker 4: (laughing)

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Speaker 2: - Is that?

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Speaker 4: - It's fiber tucking, but in an emergency.

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Speaker 4: - It is indeed, very good.

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Speaker 2: That stands for a stash acquisition beyond life expectancy.

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Speaker 2: When you buy so much yarn

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Speaker 2: that you don't think you're gonna use it before you die.

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Speaker 2: (laughing)

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Speaker 2: - Very nice. - Very good.

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Speaker 2: I think that there's some of you guys who got one.

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Speaker 1: - It's a statistical anomaly.

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Speaker 1: I know, we should at least be getting like 50% on these

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Speaker 1: with all the random guessing.

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Speaker 3: - I decided to just, if I didn't know what it was,

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Speaker 3: that it was in fact fibers.

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Speaker 3: - That makes sense.

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Speaker 3: - I thought about one of my own and I was like,

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Speaker 3: the Cleveland load, is that fibers or is that fire trucks?

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Speaker 3: I cannot believe that's either.

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Speaker 4: I want to write that down.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to just start.

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Speaker 2: What's a Cleveland load?

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Speaker 3: It's when you strap a bunch of hose line together,

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Speaker 3: and then you carry it up the stairs

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Speaker 3: so that you can have it hooked to an internal system for water.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 1: Oh, water.

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Speaker 3: Water.

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Speaker 3: When there's too much, like too many stairs

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Speaker 3: to get up to the very top, you hook in on the stairwell.

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Speaker 3: If you're ever in a building and you look to the side,

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Speaker 3: - Yeah.

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Speaker 3: - It's for the fire department connect.

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Speaker 3: - Nice.

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Speaker 3: - That's not the right word, but that's a thing.

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Speaker 4: - For the Cleveland load.

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Speaker 3: - For the Cleveland load.

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Speaker 3: and I feel kind of bad.

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Speaker 3: Like maybe it's not right.

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Speaker 3: Don't put that in there.

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Speaker 3: They're gonna, they'll think I'm not real.

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Speaker 2: - I thought she was real,

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Speaker 2: but then she talked about some Cleveland load bullshit.

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Speaker 2: - It's the Toledo load.

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Speaker 2: That's the, that's.

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Speaker 2: - Not the Cleveland load.

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Speaker 2: - Who wants to go first this week?

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Speaker 4: - I can go.

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Speaker 4: I feel like I haven't gone first in a while.

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Speaker 2: Russell, you haven't gone first in a minute.

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Speaker 2: Russell, what is your idea for us this week?

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Speaker 4: All right, so you guys know the term pumpin' iron, okay?

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Speaker 4: Pumpin' iron, sure.

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Speaker 4: Instead of pumpin' iron, what about makin' kilowatts?

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Speaker 4: Maybe this, I hope this isn't an idea

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Speaker 4: that we've done already.

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 4: So why not set up your bike, your treadmill,

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Speaker 4: your whatever, to connect to a battery

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Speaker 4: that powers your home?

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Speaker 4: charges your phone or whatever powers power banks.

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Speaker 4: OK, and that's it.

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Speaker 4: So like you simply put, you get exercise bikes,

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Speaker 4: you power your home.

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Speaker 4: What a better motivator to, you know, ride your bike when you feel like you're

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Speaker 4: actually doing something that benefits the environment, but also saves you a

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Speaker 4: little cash on the side.

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Speaker 4: Right. That's it.

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Speaker 2: In Soviet Russia, you power your peloton.

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Speaker 2: (laughing)

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Speaker 2: That was mandatory.

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Speaker 2: Now you hire a team of 10 people to power your home

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Speaker 2: with their bikes in your basement.

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Speaker 2: That's it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Like you have a TV in front of you,

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Speaker 1: but it's only powered as long as you're running on it

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 3: - I think we just solved the obesity crisis.

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Speaker 3: I say we, I mean Russell.

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Speaker 4: - Right, that's right.

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Speaker 4: One pedal at a time.

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Speaker 4: So you could turn this into the power bank.

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Speaker 4: You could do the power bank thing, right?

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Speaker 4: So, all right, I want 10 power banks.

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Speaker 4: They all charge up with my bike in the basement.

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Speaker 4: And then now I'm like always charging.

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Speaker 4: I always have a charge power bank in my house.

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Speaker 2: Do you envision this product being something you add on

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Speaker 4: - I think the add-on would make sense.

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Speaker 4: We'll do both, all right?

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Speaker 4: We're gonna do both.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna have the add-on first,

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Speaker 4: and then we're gonna do the bike feature,

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Speaker 4: 'cause I think with like 40 pulleys,

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Speaker 4: One pedal could generate 1,000 kilowatt hours.

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Speaker 4: Is that right?

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Speaker 4: And that's a fact.

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Speaker 4: Don't look it up.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if that math maps.

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Speaker 3: Just like the Cleveland mode.

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Speaker 3: The Cleveland light.

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Speaker 4: Couldn't I just like--

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Speaker 2: 1,000 kilowatt hours.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, next question.

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Speaker 2: Omega watts.

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Speaker 2: I was wondering exactly how much power someone for one hour

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Speaker 2: pedaling at a decent five mile an hour

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Speaker 2: to 10 mile an hour clip would actually generate.

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Speaker 2: I have no way to, like, is that enough to charge a phone?

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Speaker 2: I don't even know.

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Speaker 3: - Sounds like a question for Google.

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Speaker 1: - Engineers will figure it out.

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Speaker 2: - Yeah, it could be all software.

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Speaker 2: Why don't you just like lock out TikTok

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Speaker 2: or that office rerun that you're always watching

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Speaker 2: Like, does this have to be literally generating kilowatts?

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Speaker 2: - Yes. - In case that math

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Speaker 4: Oh, it does. - No, it has to be

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Speaker 4: about generating electricity.

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Speaker 4: (laughter)

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Speaker 2: - Yeah, duh.

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Speaker 2: - I'm a fool for even asking.

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Speaker 4: - So yeah, it's not like a motive,

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Speaker 4: like it's not like, that's a good point.

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Speaker 4: It's something fun about it.

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Speaker 2: - You ready for this?

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Speaker 4: - Yes.

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Speaker 2: - Kill or wait.

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Speaker 2: - Oh.

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Speaker 2: - Just came to me in a dream, right now.

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Speaker 4: - Same wavelength, same wavelength right there.

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Speaker 3: - I had death in this episode, you know?

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Speaker 4: - How many petals would it take to heat water

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Speaker 4: to turn it into steam, sir?

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Speaker 4: (laughter)

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Speaker 4: - So much.

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Speaker 4: This is my greatest spit pull of all time, but

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Speaker 2: No, it's a treadmill in the kitchen and you can't cook unless you're boiling your own water

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Speaker 3: Please sir, I'm so hungry

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Speaker 4: We're gonna add the martini shaker attachment, okay

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Speaker 1: They sell a pink one

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Speaker 3: It's double the price, no big deal.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, right, exactly.

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Speaker 4: You could put it then in the middle of a party,

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Speaker 4: and now people could make their drinks by pedaling.

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Speaker 4: [LAUGHTER]

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Speaker 2: So like, powers a blender, like a shaker.

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Speaker 3: Or you could just get an exercise, like an arm workout,

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Speaker 3: with the shaker.

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Speaker 3: They had shake weights.

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Speaker 3: Wasn't that a thing?

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Speaker 3: Shouldn't they just have put some ice cubes and some liquor

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Speaker 3: inside of it?

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Speaker 4: All right, I'm going to keep spitballing on this,

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Speaker 4: 'Cause what if you pressurized?

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Speaker 4: So there was this concept where if you pressurize something,

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Speaker 4: you can cool things or heat things up, right?

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Speaker 4: So what if you're pedaling and it actually is creating

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Speaker 4: a bunch of pressure in a can and turning it into heat,

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Speaker 4: but then that heat turns into electricity?

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Speaker 4: (laughs)

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Speaker 1: - Is that how science works?

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Speaker 2: - I don't think I'm keeping any of this in.

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Speaker 4: - Somebody's gotta be an engineer on this call.

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Speaker 2: tell me how crazy this is yeah I'm picturing you by the roadside pulling

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Speaker 2: out your bike and pedaling to pump up your tire because you don't have an

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Speaker 1: actual pump with you but you've got this no but the pump creates steam

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Speaker 1: which then creates steam

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Speaker 3: like crap I only brought my martini shaker

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Speaker 1: it's like 18 steps but then it gives you electricity at the end

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Speaker 1: and then I can make a martini at the end

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Speaker 1: (laughing)

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Speaker 2: I got a flat on the side of the highway,

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Speaker 2: but I got my step goal for the day.

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Speaker 2: Close my rings on the side of the highway.

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Speaker 2: (laughing)

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Speaker 1: - Oh God.

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Speaker 1: - Hey. - Listen,

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Speaker 4: I'm not the first person.

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Speaker 4: I bet there's some, some,

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Speaker 4: 'cause, okay, why this came to me was,

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Speaker 4: when you're on a bike and you're pedaling,

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Speaker 4: it'll actually tell you how many watts you're generating

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Speaker 4: while you're biking.

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Speaker 3: - Oh, you're right. - Did you know that?

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Speaker 3: - It does that.

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Speaker 3: The Peloton does it too.

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Speaker 3: - Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: I've sat down at a bike before, a stationary bike,

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Speaker 2: where the console is like off,

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Speaker 2: and then it doesn't turn on until you start pedaling,

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Speaker 2: because it's using your pedal as part of its power source.

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Speaker 2: So this is a thing, but I don't--

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Speaker 2: I'm feeling used. Yeah, I guess

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Speaker 2: we're not collecting. (laughs)

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Speaker 2: You're just wasting electricity.

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Speaker 2: It's just not collecting the extra.

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Speaker 2: I guess so.

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Speaker 4: Okay, what if you put all these in a gym,

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Speaker 4: and now you get 40 people to create enough electricity

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Speaker 4: where it actually makes sense?

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Speaker 2: - To power the gym.

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Speaker 2: - The gym.

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Speaker 2: - To power the person at the front desk's TikTok.

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Speaker 1: - Their tablet to check you in.

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Speaker 4: - With LED light bulbs, okay, technology has gone.

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Speaker 4: You can take what, a power bank and power an LED.

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Speaker 4: Sure, the HVAC unit, no, all right?

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Speaker 4: All right, we're not talking HVAC, all right?

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Speaker 3: We're talking-- - We need more people.

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Speaker 3: (laughing)

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Speaker 2: - Economies of scale, hundreds.

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Speaker 4: - Bring 'em in. - Mush, mush, mush.

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Speaker 4: Listen, we put it in a prison, okay?

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Speaker 4: And then now...

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Speaker 3: They did this!

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Speaker 3: This was a real thing!

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Speaker 4: Zoey, do you know this is...

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Speaker 4: Are you serious?

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Speaker 4: Which part of this?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they had people stepping on this like treadmill

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Speaker 3: and it moved water and then...

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 4: That's how they got water.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it's a real thing.

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Speaker 4: This happened in a prison?

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Speaker 4: Yes, see guys?

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Speaker 3: Yes, it was a prison.

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Speaker 4: What are we doing?

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Speaker 4: We are just human batteries storing energy.

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Speaker 4: And we could just, if we could translate,

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Speaker 2: we could turn that energy.

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Speaker 2: - Turning Doritos into charged phones.

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Speaker 3: - Yeah. - All right, I got it.

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Speaker 3: In the 19th century, there were penal treadmills.

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Speaker 3: - Wait. - Remembering large,

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Speaker 3: wide wheel, I don't think I'm saying that right.

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Speaker 2: - Did you say penal?

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Speaker 2: - You said it right. - Penal treadmills.

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Speaker 3: - I did.

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Speaker 2: - Don't let him dissuade you, you got it.

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Speaker 3: - All right, resembling large, wide wheels

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Speaker 3: fitted with steps and the prisoners were sentenced

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Speaker 3: to hard labor.

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Speaker 3: They climbed the steps repeatedly,

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Speaker 3: causing the entire wheel to rotate

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Speaker 1: and the tread wheels were--

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Speaker 1: -They literally put prisoners in hamster wheels

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Speaker 1: and said, "Power the city."

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Speaker 3: -They've used them to pump water.

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Speaker 4: -I'm just the first genius to commercialize it.

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Speaker 4: All right? We just used it to pump water.

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Speaker 2: -I got to say, if I had a choice in my home

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Speaker 2: that sounds like a cooler way to exercise.

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Speaker 4: -That would be cool.

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Speaker 3: -I don't know, these people look pretty sad in the pictures.

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Speaker 3: (laughing)

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Speaker 4: - All right, Leah, let's see if you can top

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Speaker 4: that one this week.

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Speaker 2: - All right, I almost transitioned away a little early.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad I didn't cut you off,

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Speaker 2: but you were talking about your martini shaker.

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Speaker 2: So my coworker and I were discussing earlier this week

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Speaker 2: that we both have a similar method of cooking,

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Speaker 2: which is to say we wing it.

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Speaker 2: You have your, uh, I guess I'll shake some of this and some of that and cook it for

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Speaker 2: until it feels vibey in the right, whatever.

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Speaker 2: And that is a great way to make really delicious stuff sometimes and not so good

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Speaker 2: stuff sometimes and never be able to recreate it.

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Speaker 2: So I am here, Sharks, today to pitch you a idea for either a feature on an existing

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Speaker 2: home camera setup, or maybe we just white label and make our own cameras that go

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Speaker 2: around the kitchen and track only what you are doing

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Speaker 2: when you are cooking.

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Speaker 2: You are grabbing this much of the oregano

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Speaker 2: and adding two eggs and this and that.

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Speaker 2: You can show the camera that, you know,

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Speaker 2: jar of whatever spice you're working with and stuff

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Speaker 2: if you think that's helpful,

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Speaker 2: or maybe there's a tagging system, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: So that at the end, it just outputs what you did.

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Speaker 2: Here's my recipe without having to write it down.

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Speaker 2: And then you can maybe even keep track

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Speaker 2: of rating these things and storing what worked

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Speaker 2: and what didn't.

472
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Speaker 2: And wow, when I used more butter on those cookies,

473
00:17:19,470 --> 00:17:20,600
Speaker 2: it seemed like it went well.

474
00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:22,439
Speaker 2: It'll help you find those patterns

475
00:17:22,660 --> 00:17:25,079
Speaker 2: across multiple attempts of the same recipe

476
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:28,420
Speaker 2: and try to come at the perfect result.

477
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:29,640
Speaker 1: I love that.

478
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,120
Speaker 1: I also want that for alcohol.

479
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:32,980
Speaker 1: What?

480
00:17:33,290 --> 00:17:33,700
Speaker 1: What do you mean?

481
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:36,380
Speaker 1: I want it to just mix random things in a drink,

482
00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:38,920
Speaker 1: and then it comes back and generates a name for it,

483
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:41,200
Speaker 1: and it tells me what was in that drink,

484
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:43,020
Speaker 1: 'cause I was probably too drunk to figure it out

485
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:43,480
Speaker 1: at that time.

486
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:44,160
Speaker 1: (laughing)

487
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:46,560
Speaker 2: - That was Bud Light again, boss.

488
00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:47,740
Speaker 2: I don't know why you keep asking.

489
00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:49,160
Speaker 1: - Still Bud Light.

490
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:50,320
Speaker 1: Every time you ask.

491
00:17:50,420 --> 00:17:51,940
Speaker 1: - Ingredients, one, Bud Light.

492
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:53,000
Speaker 1: (laughing)

493
00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:55,060
Speaker 1: Recipe name, Bud Light.

494
00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:56,920
Speaker 1: - Bud Light on the rocks.

495
00:17:57,740 --> 00:17:58,100
Speaker 1: (laughing)

496
00:17:59,230 --> 00:18:00,080
Speaker 2: - What kind of rocks?

497
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:01,120
Speaker 2: I say you don't wanna know.

498
00:18:01,140 --> 00:18:01,800
Speaker 2: - Bud Light meat.

499
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:02,980
Speaker 2: - I guess there were two ingredients.

500
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,100
Speaker 3: - Shaken in the martini shaker.

501
00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:06,360
Speaker 2: - Is this a problem, Zoey, for you?

502
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:07,740
Speaker 2: You're a fantastic cook.

503
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,760
Speaker 2: Do you, are you a by the books,

504
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:13,540
Speaker 2: follow the recipe person? Are you a wing it and go by vibes?

505
00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:17,760
Speaker 3: Only with baking. Baking is more of a science. Cooking is more of an art.

506
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:20,800
Speaker 2: For sure. And would you consider yourself one, the other, or both?

507
00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:24,260
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm definitely a cook. I am not a baker. We'll leave that to other people.

508
00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:25,920
Speaker 2: So you're not a recipe person then?

509
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:31,080
Speaker 3: I'll follow one if it's in front of me. Or I'll be like, "Bill, read this." I don't need to read.

510
00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:35,760
Speaker 2: Do you have the problem of, "Oh man, that was an amazing pot pie. I would never be able to

511
00:18:35,820 --> 00:18:38,140
Speaker 2: recreate this." Or do you kind of keep track of it in your brain?

512
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:41,320
Speaker 3: Keep track of it. Oh, I feel like that's not a fun thing to say.

513
00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:44,820
Speaker 2: Be like, oh, that's great. I'm just so this is a problem for only some people.

514
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:51,120
Speaker 2: What I think is an A.I. Zoey and I can't hire you to sit in my kitchen and watch me do it bad

515
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:56,020
Speaker 2: for an hour and then tell me here's what you did, dummy. So I need someone like you.

516
00:18:56,220 --> 00:19:01,500
Speaker 4: That's not you because you're busy. I do that, too, Leah. I do what you do.

517
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:06,380
Speaker 4: But I've I've simplified. I just now get a bunch of pre mixed. What are they called?

518
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:07,120
Speaker 2: Lean cuisine.

519
00:19:07,740 --> 00:19:08,220
Speaker 2: (laughter)

520
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,980
Speaker 1: Pre-mixed lean cuisine.

521
00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:12,160
Speaker 1: That was really sad.

522
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,000
Speaker 4: That was way too poignant.

523
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:17,240
Speaker 4: I consider myself a chef also.

524
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,920
Speaker 4: I get the, what do they call it?

525
00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:20,880
Speaker 4: Damn it, I can't.

526
00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:23,000
Speaker 4: Spice blends, okay?

527
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:24,200
Speaker 2: Oh, sure.

528
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:27,940
Speaker 4: And all I do, the simplest way I can make a meal is

529
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:31,360
Speaker 4: chicken, pan, spice, right?

530
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:32,580
Speaker 4: Just the pre-mix, right?

531
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:32,800
Speaker 4: Heat.

532
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:35,519
Speaker 4: Heat. And it usually comes out--

533
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:43,220
Speaker 4: for it. Real good. I did. It's to keep my fridge on. No spice tonight unless you pedal.

534
00:19:44,220 --> 00:19:49,220
Speaker 4: My electric stove. But that's my trick. But like to that end though, there's always like

535
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:55,920
Speaker 4: I think of the vegetable drawer. Yeah. So you make one meal that's recipe, right? All

536
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:59,960
Speaker 4: right. I need this much stuff. And then you but then you have all this extra. I have two

537
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:02,420
Speaker 4: Two extra buns, I have three extra carrots,

538
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:06,040
Speaker 4: I have two extra celery, and a half pound of ground beef.

539
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:09,080
Speaker 4: Throw it in a pot, put it on some burger buns,

540
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:12,080
Speaker 4: and now I got some vegetable sloppy joes, right?

541
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:12,960
Speaker 3: - There you go. - Sure.

542
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,440
Speaker 4: - Right, I mean, a little bit like that, right?

543
00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:16,040
Speaker 4: Maybe with some barbecue sauce?

544
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,860
Speaker 3: - Yeah, just reconstitute it, make it.

545
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,640
Speaker 4: - Cook it long enough, it turns out, you know?

546
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:21,900
Speaker 3: Reconstitute. - What do I call that?

547
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:23,560
Speaker 4: - What do you call that? - The fiber tucking?

548
00:20:23,660 --> 00:20:24,600
Speaker 3: - Must go. - Oh.

549
00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:26,060
Speaker 3: - Must go. - Everything in the fridge

550
00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:27,880
Speaker 3: must go, like. - Ah.

551
00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:28,940
Speaker 3: - Ah. - Yeah.

552
00:20:28,980 --> 00:20:29,280
Speaker 2: - Very good.

553
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:30,500
Speaker 2: - Musco. - Thank you.

554
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:31,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, everything.

555
00:20:32,540 --> 00:20:34,900
Speaker 2: - My dad used to take old expired cereal

556
00:20:35,060 --> 00:20:36,160
Speaker 2: that we weren't gonna eat anymore

557
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,380
Speaker 2: and like bread chicken with it and stuff.

558
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,840
Speaker 2: Like it really weird with whatever was going

559
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,480
Speaker 2: in the cabinet bad.

560
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,840
Speaker 2: - What does chicken with fruity pebbles taste like?

561
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,240
Speaker 2: - Yeah, we had stuff like that before.

562
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,640
Speaker 2: It wasn't good.

563
00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:49,220
Speaker 3: - What a childhood.

564
00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:53,140
Speaker 2: - Yeah, but I think I am a bad cook

565
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:56,940
Speaker 2: and a creative just make it, wing it cook

566
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:58,940
Speaker 2: because that's the environment

567
00:20:58,940 --> 00:21:04,120
Speaker 4: fostered in right? You can make spice blends real good if right? Is that what

568
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:08,000
Speaker 4: you're saying too? Like you were saying yeah and then you just throw it all

569
00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:11,800
Speaker 4: together in a pan if you just know how much of each it's just that's the hard

570
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:17,740
Speaker 4: part right? If you throw too much paprika it's like oh you can't solve it you just

571
00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:21,320
Speaker 2: eat through it. It could do some trend analysis the last three times that you made something

572
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:24,400
Speaker 2: like this you said it was too spicy every time try it you know I can coach

573
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:28,920
Speaker 4: you a little bit. Yeah dude this is recipe development I think 101 you just

574
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:32,700
Speaker 4: experiment around long enough and you find out something that you really like,

575
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:38,320
Speaker 4: right? So it's just note-taking. That makes sense. Just note-taking.

576
00:21:38,770 --> 00:21:42,580
Speaker 2: Without the writing down notes. "You really like chicken."

577
00:21:43,620 --> 00:21:49,340
Speaker 3: Sorry, that was my Alexa voice, but I can't hear myself. It's Zolexa.

578
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:54,040
Speaker 2: Thank you. Can you tell me a bad one? Tell me a bad one, Leo.

579
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,200
Speaker 4: - Oh, you're, like a-- - Recipe?

580
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,360
Speaker 4: - Yeah, did you ever, have you ever made something

581
00:21:58,440 --> 00:21:59,620
Speaker 4: that's just like been awful?

582
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, Scott has.

583
00:22:01,180 --> 00:22:03,260
Speaker 1: - David Webster put in, he said,

584
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:05,120
Speaker 1: oh, we have Chinese five spice.

585
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:06,880
Speaker 1: You should add some of this in.

586
00:22:07,020 --> 00:22:08,960
Speaker 1: And he dumped in like the entire thing.

587
00:22:09,390 --> 00:22:11,040
Speaker 1: And this is back in college when you're like

588
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,240
Speaker 1: feeding yourself for a week at a time with it.

589
00:22:13,780 --> 00:22:17,060
Speaker 1: And I ate that slop of Chinese five spice

590
00:22:17,220 --> 00:22:19,820
Speaker 1: that tasted like Christmas for a goddamn week.

591
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,640
Speaker 1: And I can never go back to that flavor.

592
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:23,300
Speaker 3: - Was it pasta?

593
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:30,460
Speaker 1: It was like, you know some variation of pasta by the end of it. I do not want the recipe for that one

594
00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:36,480
Speaker 2: Where did it go wrong? I wish I had an assistant to tell me I

595
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:42,300
Speaker 2: This this wouldn't have been fixed by a I coach

596
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:49,880
Speaker 2: But I was making a like a zucchini and turkey ground turkey burger and I couldn't figure out why they were so watery

597
00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:55,600
Speaker 2: Like they were really like weird the texture wasn't right and then I realized I had bought a cucumber and not a zucchini

598
00:22:57,980 --> 00:22:59,559
Speaker 2: So awful I

599
00:23:00,740 --> 00:23:06,280
Speaker 3: Wish I could give you this side device could give you some like preventative measures be like hold the phone

600
00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:08,540
Speaker 2: That's not a zucchini

601
00:23:09,940 --> 00:23:14,080
Speaker 3: If you leave that turned on any longer, it will start a fire see no joke life and safety

602
00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 2: I will say when bacon is in an airfryer

603
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:21,860
Speaker 2: It goes from crisping nicely to burn smoky mess in about 30 seconds

604
00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:27,500
Speaker 3: And if I could have a little guy who's watching that for me, that would be helpful. I feel similarly about avocados

605
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:32,020
Speaker 3: What are they good? Yeah, they're like good for a minute and 50 seconds. Yeah

606
00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:38,020
Speaker 2: Hard hard hard hard hard good brown. Damn it. I missed it again

607
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:43,420
Speaker 3: If somebody could tell me what that's gonna be like the perfect opportunity then I would love that. That'd be good

608
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:50,200
Speaker 3: Optimal ripeness, that's interesting. Yes, there's gonna be like an algorithm for that, right?

609
00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:57,920
Speaker 3: We'll be perfectly ripe on Tuesday at 12 p.m. Between 12 p.m. and 12 o'clock

610
00:23:58,620 --> 00:24:01,040
Speaker 1: This is your window wake up at 3 a.m.

611
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,020
Speaker 2: Sticking needles into your food

612
00:24:05,420 --> 00:24:10,760
Speaker 2: Trying to like extract and mix chemicals to figure out when optimal ripeness will be it's a whole set

613
00:24:10,780 --> 00:24:12,600
Speaker 4: - You know there is some person that would take that,

614
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:15,200
Speaker 4: love that alarm idea and literally wake up at 3 a.m.

615
00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:18,940
Speaker 1: being like, yes, my best avocado is slightly better

616
00:24:19,060 --> 00:24:19,900
Speaker 1: than it could have been.

617
00:24:20,620 --> 00:24:21,460
Speaker 1: - Yes, so good.

618
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 1: - And then you could never go back either.

619
00:24:23,460 --> 00:24:25,160
Speaker 1: Once you start trying it there, you're just like,

620
00:24:25,220 --> 00:24:26,720
Speaker 1: I have to do this forever now.

621
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,520
Speaker 2: - I've had the perfect avocado at 3 a.m.

622
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:29,400
Speaker 2: and it changed my life.

623
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:32,260
Speaker 4: - My avocado alarm's gonna go off in three hours,

624
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:33,420
Speaker 4: I gotta stay up for it.

625
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:35,380
Speaker 2: - Alarm-ocado.

626
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,220
Speaker 4: - Leo, I've made a mistake,

627
00:24:37,580 --> 00:24:39,880
Speaker 4: I've made that same mistake with coriander

628
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:40,700
Speaker 4: instead of cinnamon.

629
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:42,260
Speaker 2: - Ah, yes.

630
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:43,620
Speaker 2: That's a spicy one.

631
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,100
Speaker 2: That's a spicy meatball.

632
00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:48,700
Speaker 4: - And it ruins the whole thing.

633
00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:50,080
Speaker 4: - Put cinnamon in your meatballs?

634
00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:50,860
Speaker 4: - What were you making?

635
00:24:51,420 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 4: - I was making a cinnamon,

636
00:24:52,860 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 4: I had extra biscuits that you get in the tins.

637
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:57,700
Speaker 4: - Grams?

638
00:24:58,300 --> 00:24:59,560
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like Pillsbury.

639
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,120
Speaker 4: - That's the what, Pillsbury ones?

640
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:03,560
Speaker 4: And then I wanted to, I'm like,

641
00:25:03,580 --> 00:25:04,780
Speaker 4: what are we gonna do with this?

642
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:08,000
Speaker 4: So I was like, oh, you can throw cinnamon, sugar on it,

643
00:25:08,060 --> 00:25:11,000
Speaker 4: turn it into like monkey bread real quick, right?

644
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,640
Speaker 4: Nope, not with coriander, can't do that.

645
00:25:13,900 --> 00:25:18,580
Speaker 4: So if we could be more like free-flow-y

646
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,540
Speaker 4: without making a mistake like that,

647
00:25:20,700 --> 00:25:23,400
Speaker 4: but I guess it was the spice wasn't even labeled correctly.

648
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:25,260
Speaker 4: So it's not like I would have tried to.

649
00:25:25,260 --> 00:25:27,240
Speaker 2: - That's a tough one for an AI

650
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,020
Speaker 2: if you're an unlabeled spice person.

651
00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:31,180
Speaker 4: - Yeah, that was a--

652
00:25:31,180 --> 00:25:32,220
Speaker 3: - What kind of life are you living?

653
00:25:33,340 --> 00:25:35,180
Speaker 4: - That was like, I don't know why I mixed.

654
00:25:35,460 --> 00:25:36,360
Speaker 4: So this is what happened.

655
00:25:36,580 --> 00:25:38,460
Speaker 4: just like yelling into the middle of the kitchen like,

656
00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:40,760
Speaker 4: "I don't know, it smells like nutmeg."

657
00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:42,060
Speaker 4: (laughing)

658
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:43,900
Speaker 1: - It's either nutmeg or chili powder.

659
00:25:45,020 --> 00:25:47,640
Speaker 4: - I bought coriander and then I wanted to make

660
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 4: cinnamon sugar so like I could put it on French toast

661
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:52,720
Speaker 4: and all that other stuff.

662
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 4: And so that's what happened.

663
00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:58,320
Speaker 4: I've been using coriander sugar instead of cinnamon sugar.

664
00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:00,180
Speaker 4: And I never used it after the--

665
00:26:00,180 --> 00:26:00,600
Speaker 4: - How was it?

666
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,180
Speaker 4: - It was awful and I'm like,

667
00:26:02,590 --> 00:26:03,820
Speaker 4: "All right, I don't know why this,

668
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,860
Speaker 4: "I don't know why cinnamon sugar sucks now."

669
00:26:06,780 --> 00:26:08,420
Speaker 3: - My childhood was way different than this.

670
00:26:08,420 --> 00:26:11,340
Speaker 2: - My cinnamon sugar is just not like the store bought stuff.

671
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:11,660
Speaker 2: Yeah.

672
00:26:12,730 --> 00:26:12,820
Speaker 4: (laughing)

673
00:26:12,820 --> 00:26:13,660
Speaker 4: - And so I'm using,

674
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,160
Speaker 4: and then I ended up like keeping it in my cabinet forever.

675
00:26:16,210 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 4: And then I'm like, all right, I gotta get rid of this.

676
00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 4: So then I turned it into that biscuit thing

677
00:26:19,860 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 4: and then I realized it was coriander this whole time.

678
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 4: So.

679
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:22,640
Speaker 4: - Yep.

680
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,300
Speaker 2: And now you have cinnamon sugar?

681
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:25,100
Speaker 4: - Yeah.

682
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:26,700
Speaker 4: Now I have cinnamon and now I have sugar

683
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 4: cause I'm never gonna make that mistake again.

684
00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:30,800
Speaker 4: Just not gonna, not gonna pre-mix cinnamon sugar.

685
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:31,980
Speaker 4: - Fool me once.

686
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 2: All right, Scott, what's your idea for this week?

687
00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 1: I am excited because I actually have a hardware idea this week.

688
00:26:42,740 --> 00:26:49,160
Speaker 1: I have recently moved and in the last two weeks I have turned the heat on for the first

689
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:54,400
Speaker 1: time because it's fall/winter now and learned pretty quick that my house does not hold heat

690
00:26:54,480 --> 00:27:00,840
Speaker 1: very well and it is a large house and I do not need to heat all of it at the same time

691
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:01,660
Speaker 1: when it's just me there.

692
00:27:02,300 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 1: So, Leo and I have played with these little fan things

693
00:27:06,940 --> 00:27:08,580
Speaker 1: before that you stick into your vents

694
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:12,020
Speaker 1: and they force more air out into certain rooms on there.

695
00:27:12,580 --> 00:27:14,260
Speaker 1: And I've had an idea for a while where like,

696
00:27:14,620 --> 00:27:17,000
Speaker 1: well, couldn't you just like IOT these guys

697
00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:20,120
Speaker 1: and like have vents where it just shuts off

698
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,720
Speaker 1: different rooms at different times so that,

699
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 1: hey, I'm not in this room over here,

700
00:27:24,660 --> 00:27:26,200
Speaker 1: we don't need to pull heat into that.

701
00:27:26,620 --> 00:27:29,160
Speaker 1: But my experience with those little fan things

702
00:27:29,220 --> 00:27:30,900
Speaker 1: that blow up is one, they kinda suck,

703
00:27:31,460 --> 00:27:34,420
Speaker 1: And two, there is no universal thing

704
00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,260
Speaker 1: that fits into every room in your house,

705
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,900
Speaker 1: or every type of vent that you can close off

706
00:27:39,980 --> 00:27:40,880
Speaker 1: and open and close them.

707
00:27:41,540 --> 00:27:44,880
Speaker 1: So what I wanna do is just take a goddamn air bladder,

708
00:27:45,420 --> 00:27:47,440
Speaker 1: something that I can just like with a little fan on it,

709
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:50,380
Speaker 1: shove it inside each of my vents,

710
00:27:50,540 --> 00:27:52,060
Speaker 1: and the whole thing just blows up

711
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:53,860
Speaker 1: to block out the vent fully,

712
00:27:54,300 --> 00:27:56,580
Speaker 1: and then deflates itself to shut it completely.

713
00:27:57,020 --> 00:27:58,420
Speaker 1: That way it's completely universal,

714
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:00,919
Speaker 1: and it'll just have some smarts to it

715
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:04,020
Speaker 1: where, hey, you haven't been in this room in a long time.

716
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,780
Speaker 1: We're not going to heat that room at all.

717
00:28:05,950 --> 00:28:06,740
Speaker 1: And that's the whole idea.

718
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:07,480
Speaker 1: That's great.

719
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:07,780
Speaker 1: That's it.

720
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:09,260
Speaker 3: How does it know you're in the room?

721
00:28:09,580 --> 00:28:10,360
Speaker 1: Motion sensors?

722
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:11,440
Speaker 2: That's a great question.

723
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 3: You put a tag on you.

724
00:28:13,940 --> 00:28:16,500
Speaker 3: And then as you go from room to room, it tracks you.

725
00:28:16,540 --> 00:28:16,820
Speaker 3: I'm like--

726
00:28:16,860 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 3: Honestly?

727
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:18,920
Speaker 2: You have to implant a chip.

728
00:28:19,020 --> 00:28:19,740
Speaker 1: I like that.

729
00:28:19,790 --> 00:28:23,440
Speaker 1: It just takes your RSSI of your Bluetooth from your phone

730
00:28:23,540 --> 00:28:25,340
Speaker 1: to be like, oh, you're closer to this room.

731
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,660
Speaker 1: I'm going to turn off the ear bladder

732
00:28:27,750 --> 00:28:29,920
Speaker 1: so this room actually heats up or something

733
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:31,820
Speaker 1: and just gathers data over time with that.

734
00:28:32,260 --> 00:28:34,500
Speaker 2: There are so many ways to detect presence.

735
00:28:35,060 --> 00:28:39,540
Speaker 2: The newest Philips Hue Hub, the Hue Hub Pro or whatever,

736
00:28:40,100 --> 00:28:43,540
Speaker 2: it uses the signal between the different light bulbs

737
00:28:43,580 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 2: to know, oh, that was a couple of milliseconds

738
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:48,100
Speaker 2: slower than usual, so there must be someone in that room.

739
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,300
Speaker 2: It has motion sensing via the connection.

740
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

741
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:52,740
Speaker 1: Oh, I hate that.

742
00:28:52,740 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 2: There's that, there's IR, there's your millimeter waves.

743
00:28:55,860 --> 00:28:57,140
Speaker 2: There's so many different ways to figure out

744
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 2: which room you're in right now.

745
00:28:58,580 --> 00:28:58,980
Speaker 2: What?

746
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:06,300
Speaker 1: Wi-Fi even I know that's spooky. That's crazy. Yes. It is spooky. That's the right word for that. Yeah, but if you're comfortable

747
00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 1: Save several dollars on my heat my house

748
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:19,220
Speaker 2: Surely ducts are like a standardized size, right? Couldn't this be like a system of flaps or something?

749
00:29:19,220 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 1: That's what I would have thought about the damn vents, but every single one was different

750
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:27,060
Speaker 4: But what's nice about the air bladder thing is it's probably really compact, right?

751
00:29:27,060 --> 00:29:31,580
Speaker 4: You just stick it on the side and then when you want it to fill it'll just fill it up, right?

752
00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 2: It's super low profile. Well, just a question. I'm picturing a large whoopee cushion. How is it filling?

753
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:42,980
Speaker 2: What is it filling with air air from what like a fan the air?

754
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:48,120
Speaker 2: It's like a big parachute. That's like air compressor having the air going down the vent

755
00:29:51,820 --> 00:29:53,660
Speaker 2: All day all night

756
00:29:55,700 --> 00:30:00,460
Speaker 1: Mommy I hear something in the walls. The deflates would be hilarious on there. Just your father

757
00:30:02,180 --> 00:30:06,560
Speaker 1: It's a good good good good ghost. I mean this would be great for just daytime nighttime

758
00:30:07,150 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 4: The amount of money you'd save the amount that electric companies would pay for that

759
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:17,780
Speaker 4: Like they subsidize nests, right? If they could yeah, they would pay for these

760
00:30:18,110 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 2: It means that they could save less money in the grid or whatever right? Less time that your furnace is blowing. Yeah

761
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:29,700
Speaker 4: for a hole, you know, like you just do it better because literally the air vents

762
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 4: stop from going. That's awesome. That is amazing. So put some smarts on it so that

763
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 1: all of them don't inflate at once. That would probably be bad.

764
00:30:38,300 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 1: Boom!

765
00:30:40,900 --> 00:30:43,900
Speaker 4: Well yeah, what would happen if you did that? Just cut off all the vents.

766
00:30:43,900 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 4: I think that.

767
00:30:44,940 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 2: You ever watch a Bax fan fall over?

768
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 2: Yeah.

769
00:30:48,140 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 2: That's not pleasant.

770
00:30:50,799 --> 00:30:52,820
Speaker 4: That is such a real thing, right?

771
00:30:53,100 --> 00:30:55,020
Speaker 4: It's "Wooooom!"

772
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,200
Speaker 2: It's like that, but it's your house's infrastructure.

773
00:30:58,660 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 2: You just know it's unhappy.

774
00:31:00,380 --> 00:31:02,300
Speaker 4: It's just your house's infrastructure.

775
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:07,060
Speaker 2: Cool idea. I like that. That is a unique approach that I don't think anyone's done before.

776
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:10,680
Speaker 1: All I need is a Meyer bag and a small air compressor.

777
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 2: Plastic grocery bag!

778
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:14,340
Speaker 2: That could work!

779
00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:16,420
Speaker 2: Reduce, reuse, recycle. Gary Green.

780
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 1: Alright, Zoey, what have you brought us this week?

781
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:28,620
Speaker 3: Well, hello. I don't know if you know this about me. I don't know. How do you start this?

782
00:31:29,420 --> 00:31:34,860
Speaker 3: Nailed it. So I'm I'm a reader. I'm a reader of books typically and

783
00:31:36,140 --> 00:31:39,380
Speaker 3: Of a certain type of books that some may call smut

784
00:31:42,060 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 3: Okay, I typically call them

785
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:50,720
Speaker 3: romanticy and I get personally annoyed when the character is

786
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 3: Just way too young. So I'm looking at they're always like 19 year olds are old saving the world always of age

787
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 3: But always just like a little ick

788
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 3: So I would like an app or something I can attach to my Kindle

789
00:32:07,220 --> 00:32:12,260
Speaker 3: That will make it will increase the age of the female character

790
00:32:13,140 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 3: by like 20 years

791
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 2: 20 years. Yes, please. How young are these girls?

792
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 3: 19 apparently, all of them.

793
00:32:21,370 --> 00:32:21,900
Speaker 2: Oh, geez.

794
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 2: Okay, okay.

795
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:25,900
Speaker 3: So, that would be something that I would like.

796
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 3: And not only that, I would, so a couple different things I would like it to change about the

797
00:32:31,300 --> 00:32:31,820
Speaker 3: books I'm reading.

798
00:32:32,220 --> 00:32:34,060
Speaker 3: One is I would like to change the age, obviously.

799
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:38,940
Speaker 3: And then I'd also like to change the names of some of the characters.

800
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 3: Not so long ago, I was reading a book and the main character, the villain, actually,

801
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 3: was named Philip.

802
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 3: (laughing)

803
00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:51,380
Speaker 1: - That's your husband's name.

804
00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 3: - That is my husband's name.

805
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 3: And I was mad at him for like the entire time

806
00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 3: I was reading the book.

807
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,900
Speaker 3: And he does enough things wrong on his own,

808
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 3: he doesn't need any help.

809
00:33:04,020 --> 00:33:04,460
Speaker 3: (laughing)

810
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 2: - Okay.

811
00:33:07,380 --> 00:33:09,580
Speaker 3: - So I want it to be changing the name of the villain

812
00:33:09,700 --> 00:33:12,900
Speaker 3: to something else so that my husband stays out of trouble.

813
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 1: - When this changes the age of your character,

814
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,980
Speaker 1: Is it just like, hey, I find the number 19

815
00:33:18,220 --> 00:33:19,500
Speaker 1: and I change that to 40?

816
00:33:19,700 --> 00:33:22,380
Speaker 1: Or is it like, I see that they're on Snapchat.

817
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,440
Speaker 1: I'm going to rewrite that to Facebook sort of thing?

818
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 1: Ooh.

819
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:27,540
Speaker 3: That's kind of mean.

820
00:33:27,940 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 3: But no.

821
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 3: The--

822
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 3: [LAUGHTER]

823
00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 3: It's a-- yeah, it's a number substitution.

824
00:33:32,580 --> 00:33:33,240
Speaker 4: Just the number.

825
00:33:33,820 --> 00:33:34,300
Speaker 4: Just the number.

826
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 4: MySpace.

827
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 4: [LAUGHTER]

828
00:33:36,220 --> 00:33:36,620
Speaker 1: MySpace.

829
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:36,900
Speaker 1: Wow.

830
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:38,740
Speaker 4: You know, it figures it out.

831
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:40,140
Speaker 4: No, that makes sense, though.

832
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 4: Less-- I don't know.

833
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 4: If they're 19, Zoey, are there things

834
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,220
Speaker 4: that they do that are very 19?

835
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:47,980
Speaker 4: Or are they just putting the age as 19

836
00:33:48,140 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 4: and they're doing 36-year-old, 32-year-old things?

837
00:33:51,380 --> 00:33:52,620
Speaker 2: - Why even mention their age?

838
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:54,700
Speaker 3: - I think you make a good point there

839
00:33:55,060 --> 00:33:57,140
Speaker 3: because if they're 36 years old,

840
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,160
Speaker 3: are they making these bad mistakes,

841
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:00,900
Speaker 3: the 19-year-old characters?

842
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:02,580
Speaker 3: Or are they just tired and they're like,

843
00:34:02,660 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 3: "I am not saving the world.

844
00:34:04,100 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 3: "The world has enough problems of its own.

845
00:34:05,740 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 3: "I'm just gonna take a nap."

846
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:08,940
Speaker 3: Back to my hand crafting.

847
00:34:09,060 --> 00:34:10,840
Speaker 4: - I'm going to bed at 10, are you kidding me?

848
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 4: Phillip is keeping you awake the whole time, right?

849
00:34:15,860 --> 00:34:17,340
Speaker 4: That's why you gotta change the name.

850
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:20,419
Speaker 2: - I mean, the fact that you're reading this on a Kindle,

851
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,300
Speaker 2: right, it's gotta be like a feature

852
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,399
Speaker 2: that Kindle could just add in their OS.

853
00:34:24,679 --> 00:34:26,100
Speaker 2: It doesn't need to be another device.

854
00:34:26,639 --> 00:34:27,740
Speaker 2: We're so close.

855
00:34:27,740 --> 00:34:28,940
Speaker 3: - I would pay such money for this.

856
00:34:30,159 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 2: - Maybe even the authors could like write variables,

857
00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:36,399
Speaker 2: like take in the reader's demographics.

858
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,740
Speaker 2: If they are female, then describe the men in more detail.

859
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 2: And if they are of this age,

860
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,639
Speaker 2: and make everyone else their cohort

861
00:34:43,980 --> 00:34:45,100
Speaker 2: and that kind of stuff, right?

862
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:46,860
Speaker 2: We need like choose your own adventure

863
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:50,179
Speaker 2: that dynamically adjusts at book open time.

864
00:34:50,460 --> 00:34:52,919
Speaker 3: - This is a pick a path, but it's like pick an age.

865
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:54,940
Speaker 2: - You don't even know that you're on the path, right?

866
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,740
Speaker 2: It's just, you've set once in your Kindle, your birth date

867
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:01,220
Speaker 2: and how you identify in so many ways,

868
00:35:01,380 --> 00:35:02,280
Speaker 2: your hobbies, your whatever,

869
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 2: and books like customize a little bit to you.

870
00:35:05,460 --> 00:35:06,320
Speaker 4: - That's a great service.

871
00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:07,900
Speaker 3: - Just ages it with you.

872
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:08,880
Speaker 3: - Yeah. - Yeah.

873
00:35:09,220 --> 00:35:10,860
Speaker 4: You can sell these to authors, right?

874
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:14,060
Speaker 4: So you can keep the heart and the concept of the novel.

875
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,620
Speaker 4: And then you work with the author

876
00:35:17,780 --> 00:35:21,500
Speaker 4: to create the two or three cringe-free variations, right?

877
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 4: 'Cause that's what they don't wanna have happen, right?

878
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:26,420
Speaker 4: Is like your reader cringes

879
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 4: because of something small like that.

880
00:35:28,420 --> 00:35:29,860
Speaker 4: Or, well, I mean, it's not small

881
00:35:30,100 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 4: because it's annoying the whole time.

882
00:35:32,020 --> 00:35:33,260
Speaker 4: 'Cause now you have this whole image

883
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:34,360
Speaker 4: that's completely different.

884
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 4: So like, cringe mode, like you can set different settings

885
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,320
Speaker 4: and all this other stuff.

886
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,280
Speaker 4: And then, like, there you go.

887
00:35:41,290 --> 00:35:45,440
Speaker 4: You work with authors, publishers to make more book sales

888
00:35:45,860 --> 00:35:47,900
Speaker 4: because you can set variations.

889
00:35:48,340 --> 00:35:50,280
Speaker 2: - I would love to set my settings to be like,

890
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,720
Speaker 2: totally not me and see how that affects like,

891
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,380
Speaker 2: do I even understand what's happening here?

892
00:35:54,900 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 2: Damn fam, that slaps.

893
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 2: What?

894
00:35:56,660 --> 00:35:59,540
Speaker 2: Like, this is in Zoomer mode, I guess,

895
00:35:59,620 --> 00:36:01,100
Speaker 2: or whatever, gen alpha slang.

896
00:36:01,340 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 2: (laughing)

897
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 4: - That'd be interesting.

898
00:36:03,710 --> 00:36:06,260
Speaker 2: - I just realized my example is extremely heteronormative,

899
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:07,540
Speaker 2: like white cis male.

900
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:08,820
Speaker 2: Like, get it?

901
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,580
Speaker 2: 'Cause women like men.

902
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:13,400
Speaker 2: Obviously you'd set your preferences and stuff.

903
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:16,340
Speaker 4: - Could I make it so that my wife,

904
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:17,260
Speaker 4: when she's reading books,

905
00:36:17,260 --> 00:36:19,100
Speaker 4: is only putting my name in there

906
00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 4: instead of somebody else's?

907
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 3: - Even better. - Wow.

908
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:22,420
Speaker 3: - Yes.

909
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:23,100
Speaker 4: - Whoa.

910
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:24,500
Speaker 2: - Christian mode.

911
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:27,500
Speaker 3: - I am so in love with you right now.

912
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:29,660
Speaker 3: You would not believe this book I was reading.

913
00:36:29,860 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 3: Had your name in every character.

914
00:36:33,220 --> 00:36:35,540
Speaker 1: - Russell, the captain of the NFL hockey team.

915
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 1: - That's right.

916
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:37,380
Speaker 1: (laughter)

917
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:40,740
Speaker 2: - Did you say the NFL hockey team?

918
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:42,980
Speaker 1: - I just fucked up, I know.

919
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 1: As soon as that came out of my mouth.

920
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:44,300
Speaker 2: - That's the best.

921
00:36:45,220 --> 00:36:48,500
Speaker 2: I was gonna say like, it's parental controls too,

922
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:51,780
Speaker 2: so like, things got steamy when they held hands.

923
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 2: Aw, mom must not let me read that part,

924
00:36:54,300 --> 00:36:56,400
Speaker 2: so it censored it out and put something dumb in.

925
00:36:57,020 --> 00:36:57,460
Speaker 2: (laughter)

926
00:36:58,400 --> 00:36:59,940
Speaker 3: - Or it could take the names and make them

927
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:03,020
Speaker 3: like, gender ambiguous or, you know.

928
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 4: - Oh, true, true.

929
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:05,500
Speaker 4: - It's a pat.

930
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 3: Everyone's Patton Ashley.

931
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 3: No, no, like two different names, not like everybody's--

932
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:12,800
Speaker 3: Ashley's doing so good.

933
00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:13,780
Speaker 3: [LAUGHTER]

934
00:37:15,380 --> 00:37:16,820
Speaker 2: Batting, batting Ashley.

935
00:37:18,060 --> 00:37:18,580
Speaker 2: [LAUGHTER]

936
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:21,360
Speaker 2: I knew what you meant.

937
00:37:23,060 --> 00:37:24,400
Speaker 2: Everyone's Patton Ashley.

938
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:26,380
Speaker 2: I knew what you meant.

939
00:37:27,060 --> 00:37:32,800
Speaker 2: I think that there's a subset of interactive medium forward

940
00:37:33,100 --> 00:37:34,580
Speaker 2: authors who would be excited about this,

941
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:37,500
Speaker 2: and you're gonna make a lot of authors extremely angry.

942
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,580
Speaker 2: Like, "How could you compromise the craft?

943
00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 2: Of course I wanna say exactly what this character is.

944
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:43,100
Speaker 2: It's my character."

945
00:37:43,100 --> 00:37:43,760
Speaker 2: But like-

946
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,500
Speaker 4: - Have you put down a book, Zoey,

947
00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 4: because it's just been so cringe?

948
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:48,340
Speaker 4: Like right at the beginning,

949
00:37:48,340 --> 00:37:50,100
Speaker 4: or like once a character comes out and you're like,

950
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,580
Speaker 3: "Oh gosh, I can't read this anymore."

951
00:37:52,580 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 3: - Yeah.

952
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:54,140
Speaker 3: Anytime the character's name is Russell,

953
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 3: I'm like, "Oh God, no."

954
00:37:57,500 --> 00:37:57,660
Speaker 4: (laughing)

955
00:37:57,660 --> 00:37:59,100
Speaker 4: - Barf! - That's a lot of books,

956
00:37:59,260 --> 00:38:00,040
Speaker 4: let me tell you, Zoey.

957
00:38:00,180 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 3: A lot of books, okay? - Right?

958
00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:03,160
Speaker 3: Apparently you just keep putting your name

959
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 3: Have you already made this and that's why all the books I keep reading keep popping up, Russell?

960
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 4: It's in your settings. It's been pranked.

961
00:38:09,660 --> 00:38:11,320
Speaker 4: That's right, and that's why Phil's the villain.

962
00:38:12,740 --> 00:38:13,140
Speaker 3: [laughter]

963
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:14,100
Speaker 4: The fill-in.

964
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:15,940
Speaker 3: The one time.

965
00:38:16,380 --> 00:38:17,140
Speaker 4: The fill-in villain.

966
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:23,599
Speaker 3: Also happened like, if it's like a family member and I'm like, "Oh, God, no."

967
00:38:24,420 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 4: I'll immediately throw it in the garbage, right?

968
00:38:28,260 --> 00:38:30,420
Speaker 3: And that one gets returned to Kindle Unlimited.

969
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 3: Thank you very much for your time, author.

970
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 3: - I thought you'd put this into the world.

971
00:38:34,100 --> 00:38:34,840
Speaker 3: Pick better names.

972
00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:37,380
Speaker 4: - You could totally make troll books

973
00:38:37,460 --> 00:38:39,820
Speaker 4: where you have this whole romantic novel happen

974
00:38:39,940 --> 00:38:41,500
Speaker 4: and they never shared their real name

975
00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:43,780
Speaker 4: and then at the very end, it's just like,

976
00:38:44,230 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 4: - Your dad's name.

977
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:45,860
Speaker 4: - Your mom's name.

978
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 4: - Hold on, hold on.

979
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:47,620
Speaker 4: (laughing)

980
00:38:47,980 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 4: - Just completely ruin the whole book.

981
00:38:50,140 --> 00:38:51,280
Speaker 4: - Hate that, I hate everything about that.

982
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,660
Speaker 2: - As they approached each other in tender embrace.

983
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:55,320
Speaker 4: Like, no, oh God.

984
00:38:55,580 --> 00:38:56,720
Speaker 4: - What's your real name?

985
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 2: - Dad.

986
00:38:58,560 --> 00:38:58,940
Speaker 4: - Scott.

987
00:38:59,520 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 4: (laughing)

988
00:39:00,460 --> 00:39:01,380
Speaker 4: - My dad's name is Scott.

989
00:39:01,620 --> 00:39:02,280
Speaker 4: (laughing)

990
00:39:06,700 --> 00:39:09,800
Speaker 3: - I think that's somehow why fantasy authors

991
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 3: sometimes are like, and his name was Zorlax.

992
00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:15,400
Speaker 3: And I'm like, finally, somebody I can understand

993
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:16,460
Speaker 3: and get behind, you know?

994
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 3: - Literally. - Not any of these.

995
00:39:18,060 --> 00:39:18,840
Speaker 3: - Zorlax. - Yeah.

996
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 4: - Sounds like a medication, like a prescription drug.

997
00:39:23,140 --> 00:39:23,900
Speaker 4: - Talk to your doctor.

998
00:39:24,980 --> 00:39:25,980
Speaker 3: - Do you have chest palpitations?

999
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,300
Speaker 2: - This week's episode of Spitball

1000
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:28,920
Speaker 2: is brought to you by Zorlax.

1001
00:39:30,180 --> 00:39:30,920
Speaker 2: It's your sponsor!

1002
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 2: And Fireball.

1003
00:39:32,540 --> 00:39:33,460
Speaker 2: And Fireball whiskey.

1004
00:39:33,860 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 2: Well, dear listener, if you have a song in the background while reading your favorite

1005
00:39:37,700 --> 00:39:39,700
Speaker 2: romanticy novel, we're really glad you had a song.

1006
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 2: Thank you very much for engaging, and thank you very much for joining us, Zoey.

1007
00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:44,540
Speaker 2: This was really fun.

1008
00:39:44,900 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 3: Happy to have been here.

1009
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:49,320
Speaker 2: Our website is spitball.show.

1010
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 2: There you can find links to our YouTube channel, other social media.

1011
00:39:52,180 --> 00:39:53,100
Speaker 2: Hey, have an idea?

1012
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 2: We'd love to hear from you.

1013
00:39:54,180 --> 00:39:57,660
Speaker 2: Record a pitch and a voice memo, or whatever it is you can record on, and send it over

1014
00:39:57,660 --> 00:39:59,100
Speaker 2: to podcast@spitball.show.

1015
00:39:59,100 --> 00:40:02,700
Speaker 2: then maybe we'll discuss it on the show. That's also how you can follow us on the Fediverse,

1016
00:40:02,820 --> 00:40:08,800
Speaker 2: such as Mastodon. We are podcast@spitball.show, or we are on bluesky @spitball.show. Our subreddit is

1017
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:13,440
Speaker 2: r/SpitballShow. Our intro/outro music is Swingers by Bonkers Beat Club. Please, if you wouldn't mind,

1018
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 2: that one friend who's always recommending you that really weird-ass sounding book that you're like,

1019
00:40:18,180 --> 00:40:23,960
Speaker 2: "I don't even know if I can be seen in public holding something that steamy," send them a link

1020
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 2: to this episode. We think they'd enjoy this one. New episode is coming out in two weeks. We will

1021
00:40:28,380 --> 00:40:28,920
Speaker 2: see you then.

1022
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:32,820
Speaker 2: (dramatic music)