1 00:00:04,720 --> 00:00:05,180 - I'm Scott. 2 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:05,940 - I'm Russell. 3 00:00:06,260 --> 00:00:06,720 - And I'm Leo. 4 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:07,600 This is Spitball. 5 00:00:16,860 --> 00:00:18,440 Alright, we're going with no script today. 6 00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:20,120 Welcome to Spitball, 7 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:24,500 where three in-person non-social distancing entrepreneurs 8 00:00:25,420 --> 00:00:27,380 and no guests empty our heads of startup 9 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:29,260 and tech product ideas that we have stuck up in there 10 00:00:29,260 --> 00:00:30,540 so you can all have them for free. 11 00:00:30,620 --> 00:00:32,259 And this week we're doing something extra weird. 12 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:34,720 We are in person because, 13 00:00:35,090 --> 00:00:37,280 well the last time we did this was 100 ideas. 14 00:00:37,510 --> 00:00:38,540 - 100 ideas. - That was many episodes ago. 15 00:00:38,900 --> 00:00:39,680 - Yeah. - And we're back 16 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:40,700 because we've now reached, 17 00:00:40,940 --> 00:00:43,960 as of the last episode two weeks ago, 200 ideas. 18 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:44,620 Yay! 19 00:00:45,180 --> 00:00:45,540 (cheering) 20 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:49,480 That is fun for a lot of reasons. 21 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:51,800 We're so grateful to all the guests we've had over the years. 22 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:52,320 - Years. 23 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:54,220 - It's been like two and a half years, you guys. 24 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:55,180 - Oh my God. 25 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:59,300 And over the years, we come up with these ideas 26 00:00:59,740 --> 00:01:01,560 as we're just milling about our everyday lives. 27 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:04,460 And many of them are not worthy of bringing there, 28 00:01:04,550 --> 00:01:05,880 which is why we have the intramurals. 29 00:01:06,030 --> 00:01:07,220 Once in a while, we'll have a guest on 30 00:01:07,260 --> 00:01:09,780 and they're overflowing with ideas, which is so nice. 31 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:12,040 And then we can have an intramurals rapid fire round. 32 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:12,980 We thought for today, 33 00:01:13,320 --> 00:01:17,080 we would have an oops, all intramurals rapid fire one. 34 00:01:17,260 --> 00:01:18,260 So how this is gonna work. 35 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:20,420 I'm gonna set a timer on my phone here, 90 seconds. 36 00:01:21,100 --> 00:01:22,420 - These are gonna be very short pictures. 37 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:23,320 (laughing) 38 00:01:23,860 --> 00:01:25,060 So I think we can include that. 39 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:27,980 - Okay, and then that will be our activity today. 40 00:01:28,300 --> 00:01:29,500 Who wants to kick us off first? 41 00:01:29,860 --> 00:01:32,180 Who's got the first intramural? 42 00:01:32,340 --> 00:01:33,080 You got this, all right. 43 00:01:34,940 --> 00:01:36,800 Three, two, one, go. 44 00:01:37,659 --> 00:01:40,080 - Three words, dog smell simulator. 45 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:43,500 I'm picturing a room with super strong smells 46 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:45,880 to just experience what it's like to be a dog. 47 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,460 And that is as far as I got with that idea. 48 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:50,820 - I hate when I'm in a room 49 00:01:50,820 --> 00:01:52,440 and it's too strong of an odor. 50 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:53,700 It seems like that would be torture. 51 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:54,540 How do you make this fun? 52 00:01:54,660 --> 00:01:56,160 I don't know, I see my dog Trooper 53 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:58,680 and he'll just be like focused on this one spot of grass. 54 00:01:58,760 --> 00:01:59,960 Like it's the greatest thing ever. 55 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:02,200 And I'm like, it's gotta be something cool, right? 56 00:02:02,300 --> 00:02:03,300 Wonder what that's like. 57 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:04,200 (laughing) 58 00:02:05,020 --> 00:02:06,100 - Okay, okay, okay. 59 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:07,800 - Does it help me find things? 60 00:02:08,039 --> 00:02:09,140 Like maybe that's-- - Sure, yeah. 61 00:02:09,300 --> 00:02:10,880 You know what, you hide something around 62 00:02:10,979 --> 00:02:12,260 and you gotta find it just by smell. 63 00:02:12,420 --> 00:02:13,000 That was gonna be fun. - I was gonna say, 64 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:13,960 I think this already exists. 65 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,360 Have you ever walked in a Yankee candle? 66 00:02:15,540 --> 00:02:16,060 It's awful. 67 00:02:16,380 --> 00:02:16,660 (laughing) 68 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:17,600 - Oh, true. 69 00:02:18,940 --> 00:02:22,740 But you hide a baked pie somewhere in the store. 70 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:23,880 - Ooh, there it is. 71 00:02:24,140 --> 00:02:24,680 (laughing) 72 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:26,820 - Oh, maybe like a smell test. 73 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:28,760 You can see how good you are at smelling things. 74 00:02:28,820 --> 00:02:30,560 - Like a super taster, but smell. 75 00:02:30,820 --> 00:02:31,280 Super smeller. 76 00:02:31,540 --> 00:02:32,720 - Hearing test, but smell test. 77 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:33,840 That would actually be fascinating. 78 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:35,960 - Read on the chart here for your eyes 79 00:02:36,220 --> 00:02:38,020 and place your nose into this receptacle. 80 00:02:38,020 --> 00:02:39,880 - How far away can you smell this Yankee candle? 81 00:02:41,060 --> 00:02:41,880 - It's like the color test. 82 00:02:42,260 --> 00:02:44,360 You guys remember doing this in middle school 83 00:02:44,410 --> 00:02:46,360 where you draw a color on your hand in the dark 84 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,380 and you'd be able to see what color it is? 85 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:49,300 - I know. 86 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:49,820 - Do you know what I'm talking about? 87 00:02:50,260 --> 00:02:51,540 If you draw an orange marker-- 88 00:02:51,540 --> 00:02:53,060 - Or if it's only red in the room. 89 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:55,200 - Yep, and then you draw an orange marker on your hand, 90 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:56,360 you're like, that looks purple. 91 00:02:57,020 --> 00:02:58,240 Nope, in the light it doesn't. 92 00:02:58,320 --> 00:02:59,460 It's like completely different color. 93 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:00,460 You could do that for smell. 94 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:01,100 - Okay. 95 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:02,080 - That would be it. 96 00:03:03,580 --> 00:03:04,880 It's like a date idea. 97 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:05,920 (laughing) 98 00:03:06,340 --> 00:03:07,400 You wanna go to the smell room, 99 00:03:08,110 --> 00:03:09,000 see how good you are at smelling. 100 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:10,540 - You're gonna get reported for that. 101 00:03:11,620 --> 00:03:12,100 End of idea. 102 00:03:12,270 --> 00:03:12,800 - All right, who's up? 103 00:03:12,940 --> 00:03:13,480 - I can go next. 104 00:03:13,620 --> 00:03:13,820 - Go. 105 00:03:16,340 --> 00:03:17,380 - Car horns are great, 106 00:03:17,860 --> 00:03:19,520 and they're too loud for the friendly thing. 107 00:03:19,860 --> 00:03:23,220 Sometimes I just want a car horn for pedestrians 108 00:03:23,220 --> 00:03:25,020 or if somebody's walking in front of me 109 00:03:25,300 --> 00:03:27,280 or I see that friend of mine or whenever, 110 00:03:27,430 --> 00:03:29,020 I want a button on my dashboard 111 00:03:29,140 --> 00:03:30,280 that's just a little like, doot doot, 112 00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:31,360 like a little-- 113 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:32,340 - Friendly tap. 114 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:32,820 - Friendly horn. 115 00:03:33,330 --> 00:03:34,820 - I want a soundboard under my hood 116 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:35,800 with a big loudspeaker. 117 00:03:36,100 --> 00:03:36,380 - Yes. 118 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,380 - I know that cop cars have the like, 119 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:40,500 the speakers on top and stuff 120 00:03:40,580 --> 00:03:43,040 where you can grab the radio mic and just sort of talk. 121 00:03:43,100 --> 00:03:44,900 I want that for civilians, for consumers. 122 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:46,380 - I could switch between the different ones, 123 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:46,960 that'd be great too. 124 00:03:47,340 --> 00:03:49,080 - It's pedestrians, I wanna triple it. 125 00:03:49,140 --> 00:03:50,540 I want like a truck car horn, 126 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:51,860 just make them jump, you know? 127 00:03:52,620 --> 00:03:54,380 - Both ends of his finger. - I see Leo on the street, 128 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:55,480 I want him to fly. 129 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:58,060 - Angry, medium, low. 130 00:03:58,060 --> 00:03:59,420 - You have your sentence out there. 131 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:01,420 Just another dial in your car. 132 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:04,840 - It's just an emoji, it's like angry and smiley. 133 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:08,720 - I've gotten really good at tapping the car horn 134 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:10,920 just enough to get a little like, boop, out of it. 135 00:04:10,980 --> 00:04:11,560 Yeah, exactly. 136 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:14,620 But it's a finesse that I shouldn't have to master. 137 00:04:15,060 --> 00:04:16,620 There should be a button dedicated for it. 138 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:18,420 - Yes, yes. 139 00:04:18,780 --> 00:04:21,519 I scared Scott once, or I remember when I got my new car, 140 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:23,420 I like honked, double honked, and he's like. 141 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:25,000 (laughing) 142 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,320 And then I put my hand out the window 143 00:04:26,460 --> 00:04:28,100 to like help alleviate the tension. 144 00:04:28,140 --> 00:04:28,760 - But that's the thing, right? 145 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:30,160 It's friendly, I promise. 146 00:04:30,380 --> 00:04:32,040 It wasn't trying to tell you that you're the worst. 147 00:04:32,220 --> 00:04:33,860 If you hear someone honking at you, 148 00:04:33,980 --> 00:04:34,860 you always know it's you, 149 00:04:35,020 --> 00:04:37,180 and you always are like immediate worst case scenario, 150 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,560 and that's not acceptable. 151 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:40,700 Nine times out of 10, if you're honking at someone, 152 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:42,660 it's not because someone did something bad, right? 153 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:44,060 All right, that's it. 154 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:45,360 - That's good, that's good. 155 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:45,980 - That was good, that was good. 156 00:04:45,980 --> 00:04:46,320 - Keep moving. 157 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:47,360 Russell. - Next, go. 158 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:51,360 scratch card Christmas. 159 00:04:51,780 --> 00:04:52,160 - What does that mean? 160 00:04:52,639 --> 00:04:53,080 (laughing) 161 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:55,380 - Yeah, this is a real bad one. 162 00:04:55,780 --> 00:04:57,360 Custom scratch cards that you make 163 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:00,460 and you basically create like different raffles. 164 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,540 It's a white elephant gift kind of version of that 165 00:05:02,620 --> 00:05:04,900 but you just create your own custom scratch cards 166 00:05:05,300 --> 00:05:08,060 and at Christmas or like instead of white elephants 167 00:05:08,060 --> 00:05:11,580 you do some sort of like raffle with the scratch card. 168 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:13,060 That's about as far as I can go. 169 00:05:13,060 --> 00:05:13,820 - Like a lottery ticket. 170 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:14,900 - Like among family. 171 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:16,020 - Among family, right? 172 00:05:16,020 --> 00:05:18,060 So you can do some crazy scratch cards. 173 00:05:18,300 --> 00:05:20,260 - Yup, not like, oh here's dollars and cents. 174 00:05:20,260 --> 00:05:21,400 - Coupon for a back rub. 175 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:22,440 (laughing) 176 00:05:23,700 --> 00:05:26,140 10 minutes in paradise with Uncle Mikey or whatever. 177 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:28,280 - Yes. 178 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:29,560 (laughing) 179 00:05:29,980 --> 00:05:30,700 That's it, that's it. 180 00:05:30,700 --> 00:05:31,660 - No notes needed on that. 181 00:05:31,660 --> 00:05:33,400 - Custom scratch cards would be very fun. 182 00:05:33,740 --> 00:05:34,300 Scratch offs. 183 00:05:34,860 --> 00:05:36,760 You're saying only like the thing that's underneath. 184 00:05:37,140 --> 00:05:38,480 - Yeah, you'd make 'em, yeah, in general. 185 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:39,760 - Seems like corporations could, 186 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:40,660 like you could give these out 187 00:05:40,780 --> 00:05:42,740 at the office Christmas party or whatever, right? 188 00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:46,200 Like this is worth $10 from the company store 189 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:47,760 or this is, you know what I mean? 190 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:51,200 like $100 of our product or something. 191 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:52,640 - Some of those scratch cards are fun, 192 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:54,060 like with the bingo stuff, you know? 193 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:55,640 Now it's like, oh, I have five minutes 194 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:58,880 of moderate activity before I win or lose. 195 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:00,200 So I don't know, that's like it. 196 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:02,500 - We're gonna end up in some weird tax, 197 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:04,160 or we're gonna get in trouble with the IRS somehow. 198 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:05,320 (laughing) 199 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:06,180 - It's true. 200 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:07,520 - It's a gambling system. 201 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:09,300 Did you win or lose? 202 00:06:09,540 --> 00:06:09,880 (laughing) 203 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:12,980 - Scott Hennie. 204 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:16,520 - All I have, another three word one, a lazy triathlon. 205 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:18,980 So I'm picturing like, I don't know, 206 00:06:18,980 --> 00:06:20,200 it could be like a triathlon, 207 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:22,660 but eating or playing Super Smash Bros. 208 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:23,780 - Or like-- - Or like activities. 209 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:24,960 - Yeah. - Oh. 210 00:06:25,620 --> 00:06:26,480 - Just like straight up, 211 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:28,140 who can chug the most beer or something 212 00:06:28,260 --> 00:06:29,620 in one short amount of time? 213 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:30,920 - I love that. 214 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:33,020 That's like a perfect bar game. 215 00:06:33,540 --> 00:06:36,700 Eat a basket of fries, two beers, 216 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:39,280 and then finish with like a sausage. 217 00:06:41,260 --> 00:06:43,340 - You can have the same triathlete bumper sticker, 218 00:06:43,580 --> 00:06:45,260 but it's from the sausage day, yeah. 219 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:48,960 You may recall you guys, for my bachelor party, 220 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:51,580 did a relay race of fast food. 221 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:52,980 - Oh, I remember that. - We had a quesarito. 222 00:06:53,650 --> 00:06:54,820 You got a Taco Bell quesarito 223 00:06:55,060 --> 00:06:57,540 and the seven burger patty steak and shake burger. 224 00:06:57,540 --> 00:06:58,080 - That was so painful. 225 00:06:58,940 --> 00:07:00,060 - We worked our way down the way 226 00:07:00,060 --> 00:07:01,500 and trying to eat these monsters 227 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:04,480 and nobody felt good at the end of that project. 228 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:06,760 - This is why I forgot that one, yes. 229 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:09,440 Hey, that's why you gotta be an athlete, you know? 230 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:11,120 You gotta train, Leo. 231 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:12,900 You can't just go blindly to triathlon. 232 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:14,839 - I've spent the last 35 years training 233 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:19,040 for the triathlon, the lazy triathlon. 234 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:21,640 - I'm in the best shape of my life for this. 235 00:07:22,060 --> 00:07:24,080 - Video games is fun, what other things could be in them? 236 00:07:24,260 --> 00:07:25,980 - Lazy river, lazy river. 237 00:07:26,020 --> 00:07:26,280 - Sitting. 238 00:07:27,060 --> 00:07:27,720 - Sleeping, sleeping. 239 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:29,080 - Lazy boy can sit the longest. 240 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:30,760 - I've been trained for that. 241 00:07:31,140 --> 00:07:32,680 - Sleeping would actually be fun. 242 00:07:32,940 --> 00:07:35,340 Who can sleep for the longest duration based on like-- 243 00:07:35,340 --> 00:07:36,620 - It's a sleep tracking app. 244 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:37,480 (laughing) 245 00:07:37,860 --> 00:07:38,080 - Yeah. 246 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:39,240 - End of pitch. 247 00:07:39,260 --> 00:07:41,480 - How long could you just sit around and do nothing? 248 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:44,180 That sounds like there's a point when you're just like, 249 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:45,440 I need to move, right? 250 00:07:46,039 --> 00:07:46,360 (laughing) 251 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:48,020 - I don't know, man. 252 00:07:49,380 --> 00:07:50,960 - There's a reason these are intramurals. 253 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:53,440 - Before kids, my Saturdays, once in a while, 254 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:56,000 I'd carve out a day like, I've never played Firewatch, 255 00:07:56,140 --> 00:07:58,420 let's do it, and then just like, eight hour marathon. 256 00:07:58,540 --> 00:07:59,900 Oh, that's how Portal 2-- - It's dark out. 257 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:02,000 - When Portal 2 came out, oh my God, it was amazing. 258 00:08:03,780 --> 00:08:05,100 All right, here's one that I don't even know 259 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:06,680 if we can get 90 seconds out of this one, you ready? 260 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:09,540 Gutters with built-in Christmas lights. 261 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,500 Why are those two separate products? 262 00:08:11,860 --> 00:08:13,759 You have them connected at either end 263 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:16,800 with some sort of, I don't know, universal connection. 264 00:08:17,020 --> 00:08:18,800 Maybe there's one that adapts to an outlet. 265 00:08:18,980 --> 00:08:21,000 You plug it in once, you never replace them. 266 00:08:21,220 --> 00:08:21,940 It's all built in. 267 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:23,380 If you're gonna have someone come out 268 00:08:23,380 --> 00:08:25,500 and install gutters, which inevitably happens 269 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:26,780 at some point in the home life cycle. 270 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,460 - Might as well put an RGB strip across that whole thing 271 00:08:29,460 --> 00:08:30,800 and keep it for every season. 272 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:31,720 - It should be fricking built in. 273 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:33,400 You can turn them off if you're not using them. 274 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:34,340 That's what we do with our Christmas lights. 275 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:35,180 They just stay on all year. 276 00:08:35,419 --> 00:08:37,320 Or I would say attached all year, but not on. 277 00:08:37,479 --> 00:08:38,919 - You can make really cool gutters too. 278 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:40,680 Really cool Christmas lights if they're like 279 00:08:41,060 --> 00:08:42,919 integrated in there, not just like the string. 280 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:45,260 you could do like some backsplash and stuff. 281 00:08:45,700 --> 00:08:47,320 Totally, just like when SolarCity was like, 282 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:49,340 "Why are we doing solar panels on the roof? 283 00:08:49,390 --> 00:08:51,940 "We should make roof tiles out of solar panels." 284 00:08:51,980 --> 00:08:52,860 - That's so smart. - We should frickin' 285 00:08:52,940 --> 00:08:54,900 make gutters out of Christmas lights. 286 00:08:55,460 --> 00:08:55,800 - Yes. 287 00:08:56,780 --> 00:08:58,320 Different colors, LEDs last forever. 288 00:08:58,680 --> 00:08:59,340 - Right. - Yeah. 289 00:08:59,340 --> 00:09:00,700 You have every season covered. 290 00:09:00,900 --> 00:09:02,500 You got the orange ones up there for Halloween. 291 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:04,580 You got the pink ones for Valentine's. 292 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:07,200 - Yes, I put on purple and orange on my Christmas lights 293 00:09:07,220 --> 00:09:08,240 one day a year for Halloween, 294 00:09:08,310 --> 00:09:09,740 and then I leave 'em off 'til Christmas, 295 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,700 and then, yeah, I do exactly that. 296 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:13,220 - St. Patrick's Day, green and white. 297 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:13,960 - Having a party, friends and family. 298 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:14,720 - Why is that a thing? 299 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:17,240 - I do, it's fun, but I don't know. 300 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:18,500 Even if you don't ever want to have them on 301 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:19,060 except for Christmas. 302 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:21,380 - Why is an exterior lighting, no this is awesome. 303 00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:22,220 - Yeah, it needs to be a thing. 304 00:09:22,540 --> 00:09:23,120 - This is a thing. 305 00:09:23,140 --> 00:09:24,880 - Come on gutter companies, think outside the box. 306 00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:26,400 - Throw all these things out there. 307 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:27,980 - We got 90 seconds out of the world to go. 308 00:09:28,740 --> 00:09:29,060 (laughing) 309 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:32,680 - You're up, go for it. 310 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:33,540 - All right, you ready? 311 00:09:34,420 --> 00:09:37,300 So this one is board game video instructions. 312 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:40,479 So the worst part about starting a new board game 313 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,100 is trying to explain the rules and get everybody 314 00:09:42,100 --> 00:09:43,460 - Oh my god, yes. - I'm terrible at it. 315 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:45,840 - On the same page, so you create a whole YouTube 316 00:09:46,839 --> 00:09:49,980 video library of just explaining board games. 317 00:09:50,060 --> 00:09:52,060 They have to keep it entertaining, they gotta do-- 318 00:09:52,180 --> 00:09:53,960 - You gotta keep it short too, like this is like, 319 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,520 I'm gonna explain Catan in like, 320 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:57,040 less than three minutes or something. 321 00:09:57,420 --> 00:09:59,360 - I regret to tell you both that this already exists. 322 00:09:59,480 --> 00:09:59,840 - Does it really? 323 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:02,560 - We're gonna do it, this is a whole genre of YouTube. 324 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:04,920 I don't know what it is, but it's not good. 325 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:05,640 - It can't be. 326 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:07,620 - I haven't seen the shorts format, 327 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,660 that might or might not exist, that's a good idea. 328 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:10,700 - The short-- - Super short. 329 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:13,420 - I've seen some of the YouTube videos on this. 330 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:14,560 This is why I thought it was an email. 331 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:15,880 It's like maybe this exists. 332 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:17,060 Do you use it, Leo? 333 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:18,420 - Yes, I'm terrible at learning. 334 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:19,940 I think I inherited this from my mother. 335 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:23,160 I just cannot, my brain, I'd gloss over looking at the, 336 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:27,680 you need 12 Energon patches to equal one token 337 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:29,940 for the light beam, I just can't do it. 338 00:10:29,940 --> 00:10:31,860 - I just won't play a game unless someone in the room 339 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:33,300 has played it before and be like, 340 00:10:33,340 --> 00:10:34,300 we're not gonna go through instructions, 341 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:35,500 here's just what you do, go. 342 00:10:35,670 --> 00:10:36,660 - You know what there needs to be? 343 00:10:37,020 --> 00:10:38,540 Not YouTube channel, VR. 344 00:10:39,060 --> 00:10:41,120 You need robots playing the game in front of you 345 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:42,380 and then you can hop in and out 346 00:10:42,540 --> 00:10:44,380 to a simulation of the game happening. 347 00:10:44,660 --> 00:10:45,320 That's what I need. 348 00:10:45,540 --> 00:10:47,680 I wanna put on my headset and watch people play it. 349 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:51,740 - The most anti-social way to play the social game 350 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:52,880 (laughing) 351 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:54,080 that you're about to play. 352 00:10:54,940 --> 00:10:55,420 But then you learn. 353 00:10:55,420 --> 00:10:56,280 - I'm trying to give you some (mumbles) 354 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:57,760 (laughing) 355 00:10:58,820 --> 00:11:00,420 - Hey everybody, put on your VR headsets for a second. 356 00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:02,100 We're gonna learn the game for next hour. 357 00:11:03,220 --> 00:11:05,540 What's the name of those game videos though, Leo? 358 00:11:05,660 --> 00:11:05,940 Do you know? 359 00:11:06,740 --> 00:11:07,280 - Not off the top of my head. 360 00:11:07,460 --> 00:11:07,700 - Okay. 361 00:11:08,380 --> 00:11:13,680 It's a like many channels have occupied the space already to burst. Okay, it's a 362 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:25,600 All right, I got it's just a TV remote that hides itself 363 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:32,540 So if you're ever watching too much TV and you I the one there's something that makes it like this is too much work 364 00:11:32,660 --> 00:11:36,780 To find this TV remote because I lose it all the freaking time 365 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:42,300 And I'll end up going doing something else like if it would just kind of hey you've watched like 16 hours of the office 366 00:11:42,620 --> 00:11:43,760 I'm gonna go hide myself 367 00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:50,280 So you can't keep watching. It's like little wheels or something. Yeah, I don't know a little arm comes out and pulls itself away 368 00:11:51,260 --> 00:11:52,840 It's got to turn off the TV first 369 00:11:54,500 --> 00:12:02,640 Digital well-being feature like you you need to go outside. I'm probably apply it to other things in life. I don't know cigarettes cigarettes 370 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:03,420 - Like a cigarette pack. 371 00:12:03,630 --> 00:12:04,360 - They crawl away. 372 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:05,840 - You're trying to cut down on salt. 373 00:12:05,930 --> 00:12:07,040 You put it on the salt shaker 374 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:08,540 and it goes and hides itself or something. 375 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:09,920 - Just make it explode. 376 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:12,860 Just go all the way through, right? 377 00:12:13,340 --> 00:12:13,740 - Cinder meal. 378 00:12:14,540 --> 00:12:15,240 - Too much TV. 379 00:12:15,740 --> 00:12:16,540 - Explode your remote. 380 00:12:17,140 --> 00:12:19,320 - Next time you gotta order on Amazon now. 381 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,320 It's gonna take you two days to watch TV. 382 00:12:21,730 --> 00:12:23,240 - This reminds me of that one idea with-- 383 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:23,540 - Kara? 384 00:12:24,020 --> 00:12:24,640 - Yes, Kara. 385 00:12:25,420 --> 00:12:26,700 - What about, oh, yes. 386 00:12:27,140 --> 00:12:27,500 - Responsibility. 387 00:12:27,630 --> 00:12:29,220 She just wanted to teach kids about responsibility. 388 00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:30,400 - The Tomagotchi remote. 389 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:31,460 - Yes. 390 00:12:32,420 --> 00:12:32,960 - That's fun. 391 00:12:33,070 --> 00:12:33,160 - That's fun. 392 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:33,540 Hi, Kara. 393 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,460 All right, so phones and iPads are getting really good 394 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:44,240 at built-in captioning, but we have a need at my work 395 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:47,460 for easy to hand out devices that show captions 396 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,500 for like a theatrical event, 397 00:12:49,780 --> 00:12:51,080 or there's a guest speaker here, 398 00:12:51,540 --> 00:12:53,000 some sort of public event that you're going to, 399 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,020 and it would be nice to have captions, 400 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:55,900 but not everyone wants them 'cause they're distracting. 401 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,500 You can try to tell people like, 402 00:12:57,620 --> 00:12:58,820 oh, go into your phone settings 403 00:12:58,980 --> 00:13:00,620 and get captions turned on or whatever, 404 00:13:00,940 --> 00:13:02,220 and use the microphone in that way, 405 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:05,400 or we as the building can provide 406 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:06,560 some sort of service or whatever, 407 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:08,860 but there needs to be a captions in a box. 408 00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:11,260 I hand you an iPad looking device 409 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:12,940 that is using its microphone, 410 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:15,780 and it's just providing whatever captions it hears. 411 00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:19,060 And I think all the things already exist now to do this. 412 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:20,860 And maybe it's just an iPad app, 413 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:22,400 that's why it's in there, I don't know. 414 00:13:22,780 --> 00:13:25,000 But we have a personal need for like, 415 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:27,920 here, dummy proof, there's no buttons to press, 416 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:28,980 it's either on or off, 417 00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:31,280 and all it's doing is showing captions in a big font. 418 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:31,940 - That's great. - Yeah. 419 00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:33,580 - I don't know why that is not a product 420 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:34,440 that you can already get today. 421 00:13:34,540 --> 00:13:36,320 Maybe it is, but I have done research 422 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:37,060 and I haven't found one. 423 00:13:37,380 --> 00:13:38,320 - Yeah. - If you go into iPhone 424 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:40,200 or Android settings, there's like really, really good 425 00:13:40,340 --> 00:13:41,560 built-in real-time captions now. 426 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:42,860 It just needs to be a product 427 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:44,640 because it's too hard for the people to figure out 428 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:44,860 how it works. - Got it. 429 00:13:44,860 --> 00:13:46,780 Your target audience is literally the people 430 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,360 that can't use the app version of it. 431 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:49,580 Yeah, that makes sense. 432 00:13:49,740 --> 00:13:52,960 - We need a jitterbug, but just the captions, you know? 433 00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:54,620 - Yeah. - The kid-friendly 434 00:13:54,820 --> 00:13:56,000 and old-person-friendly version. 435 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:57,860 - There's so many needs for that. 436 00:13:58,020 --> 00:14:02,620 That's that would be awesome movie theater or whatever right - movie theaters could hand them out 437 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:06,880 Oh my god captions in movie theaters somehow. Yeah, or only you can see it 438 00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:12,260 It's popular on the back of each seat, but it's like an OLED screen so that only you're seeing it 439 00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:16,220 It's not like a big glowing rectangle in front of everyone. How do you do it without being distracting? 440 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:16,500 Yeah 441 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:21,240 Like an airport thing where you can like stand in a certain spot and it can it sees you 442 00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:27,300 Your face recognizes it and then puts all of your in-flight information up on a giant screen and only you can see it 443 00:14:27,180 --> 00:14:28,540 - That's Detroit, right? 444 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:29,640 - I think that's in Detroit now. 445 00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:30,180 - Really? 446 00:14:30,420 --> 00:14:31,220 - Somewhere is-- 447 00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:33,280 - It already knows from facial recognition 448 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:34,200 who you are or something? 449 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,760 - And it knows, hey, you need to go this way down here 450 00:14:36,980 --> 00:14:38,460 and your flight leaves in 36 minutes. 451 00:14:39,199 --> 00:14:39,600 - Wow! 452 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:41,500 Surveillance state for good. 453 00:14:42,579 --> 00:14:43,380 That's terrifying. 454 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:46,220 It's just guiding each individual person. 455 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:47,820 - Oh, wow. 456 00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:49,080 - You said this is Detroit? 457 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:50,160 - I thought this was at Detroit. 458 00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:52,140 I saw an article about it and was-- 459 00:14:52,140 --> 00:14:52,840 - It can't be. 460 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,060 - Impressed, you would have known about it by now, right? 461 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:55,620 - It's nuts. 462 00:14:57,690 --> 00:14:58,240 - All right, let's do it. 463 00:14:58,360 --> 00:14:58,740 I got this one. 464 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:01,040 The anti-social media site. 465 00:15:01,420 --> 00:15:04,160 So it's literally just an entire social media site 466 00:15:04,460 --> 00:15:06,500 memeing about social media sites. 467 00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:07,740 (laughing) 468 00:15:08,780 --> 00:15:10,420 - Okay, so it's not just for one person. 469 00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:12,020 That's what I thought you meant by anti-social. 470 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,700 - Yeah, it's like full satire content. 471 00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:15,360 - Just my notes app. 472 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:16,000 - Yeah, right. 473 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:16,480 (laughing) 474 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:19,640 It's like Creed Thoughts, the word document. 475 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,020 - Yeah, so I don't know. 476 00:15:22,140 --> 00:15:22,900 It's just like, all right, 477 00:15:22,940 --> 00:15:26,000 I'm posting pictures of my sunset beach 478 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,400 just satiring the whole thing through. 479 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:29,520 (laughing) 480 00:15:29,820 --> 00:15:31,120 - That was basically my Instagram. 481 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,060 The first five years of Instagram 482 00:15:33,260 --> 00:15:35,080 where everything was filtered and overexposed 483 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,520 and oversaturated and stuff, I just was repulsed by it. 484 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,780 So I started an Instagram and I just took a picture 485 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:42,120 of my big toe and made it really grainy and stuff 486 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,660 and took a closeup of something that was all blurry, 487 00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:46,920 food that was all smeared and gross and whatever 488 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:48,240 and it was a parody Instagram. 489 00:15:48,660 --> 00:15:49,280 - That's what I like. 490 00:15:49,340 --> 00:15:52,100 I feel like I'd share and post more often on social media 491 00:15:52,340 --> 00:15:53,120 because I'm just joking all the time. 492 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,080 - People are making fun of it. 493 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:54,420 - Yeah. 494 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,700 - It's delightful. - I really like that. 495 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,300 - I don't-- - The best parts of, 496 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,500 the most ironic, funniest parts of social media 497 00:16:00,740 --> 00:16:01,540 captured in one spot. 498 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:02,480 - I'm delighted to inform you, 499 00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:04,280 you can just do this with regular social media. 500 00:16:04,390 --> 00:16:05,860 - It just doesn't feel right though. 501 00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:07,540 - Go on TikTok and make fun of TikTokers, they love it. 502 00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:08,540 (laughing) 503 00:16:09,980 --> 00:16:11,540 - Right, I don't want the rest of the world to see it, 504 00:16:11,540 --> 00:16:14,840 but I also like, your newsfeed has got my joke in there 505 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:15,840 while you're reading, like, 506 00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,620 oh, I had a great summer vacation, you know? 507 00:16:19,340 --> 00:16:21,840 - I have an amazing screenshot of one of my 508 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,020 older family members posted their Facebook status 509 00:16:25,020 --> 00:16:30,020 Marketplace all lowercase because they were searching for marketplace and they posted it as a status 510 00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:38,580 People Facebook subreddit has a lot of stuff like that of old people searching for a very inappropriate adult content 511 00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:50,660 Scotty okay, I got water soluble plastidip for protecting your car from scratches 512 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:53,560 - The whole car. 513 00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:56,320 So we always take, we go to a fish camp every year 514 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:57,600 and you're taking your car through the woods 515 00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:59,360 and it always ends up with a bunch of scratches 516 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,500 from overgrown trees on the side. 517 00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:04,420 Something you can spray on your car that protects it 518 00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:06,500 and then you just go through a car wash afterwards 519 00:17:06,740 --> 00:17:07,560 and it all melts away. 520 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:08,900 - Whoa, it's temporary. 521 00:17:09,180 --> 00:17:11,319 - Yeah, it really pisses off the car wash 522 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,520 but keeps your car safe. 523 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:14,600 - I've always wondered what happens 524 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:17,319 when you get the wax coating, the expensive car wash thing. 525 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:17,860 Does that just like-- 526 00:17:17,860 --> 00:17:19,280 - It is essentially the same thing. 527 00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:21,220 - Can I like really slather that on? 528 00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:23,780 - Put on the inch thick wax. 529 00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:25,660 - Have you ever played with Plasti Dip though? 530 00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:26,720 Like that stuff's crazy. 531 00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:27,600 It's like spray paint, 532 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:29,780 but it just turns into this like plastic coating 533 00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:31,040 and you can peel it up like-- 534 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,860 - Flex seal. - Yeah, essentially. 535 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:35,140 - Like wax. - Cover your car in it. 536 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:36,460 - Like candle wax, right? 537 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,560 I mean like, that'd be weird. 538 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:40,920 - And then it gets collected by the special bin 539 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,680 in the car wash and sold again. 540 00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:44,940 (laughing) 541 00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:47,580 - Rinse it, it's a pre-wash, you know, 542 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,400 before you go in the car wash, you do a pre-rinse. 543 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:50,860 - Well, know how we're successful 544 00:17:51,140 --> 00:17:52,740 once the car wash starts putting out signs 545 00:17:52,860 --> 00:17:55,060 being like, "No Plasti Dip inside," or something. 546 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,360 That's when you know you made it. 547 00:17:57,620 --> 00:18:00,120 - You have to go to the hand spray and do an automatic. 548 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,560 - It'd be cool if you could pick different colors, you know? 549 00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:04,940 It's like, you just rotate colors every once in a while, 550 00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:05,160 right? 551 00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:06,620 - Get it all over your windshield. 552 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:07,180 - Yeah. 553 00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:08,300 (laughing) 554 00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:09,080 - Yeah, does it translucent? 555 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:09,620 Oh, God. 556 00:18:10,980 --> 00:18:12,780 - Today, Sharks, I'd like to pitch at you 557 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,120 a thing you're supposed to spray all over your car 558 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:16,920 that's thick, opaque. 559 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:18,540 (laughing) 560 00:18:19,980 --> 00:18:20,980 - Horrible for the environment. 561 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:21,400 - Yeah. 562 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:23,500 They're gonna love it. 563 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:24,420 - We'll get the vegetarian version. 564 00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:25,540 - Bring it back, aerosol baby. 565 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,300 - The vegetarian version? 566 00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:29,180 - It's made of plant oil, okay? 567 00:18:29,710 --> 00:18:29,800 (laughing) 568 00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:31,260 - It's good for the environment. 569 00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:31,780 - Yeah. 570 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:36,200 - All right, I've got something that's kind of practical. 571 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:37,800 I don't know if this is worth even discussing 572 00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:38,440 in intramurals. 573 00:18:38,580 --> 00:18:42,420 So my corporation, and I think many people's, 574 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:43,940 do a milestone gift. 575 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,380 You've been here five years, 10 years, 20 years, whatever. 576 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,700 It's the crappiest SkyMall knockoff garbage. 577 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:52,780 It's like very token, not great. 578 00:18:53,460 --> 00:18:56,120 We are in a world where there are Amazon wishlists 579 00:18:56,340 --> 00:18:58,540 and AI recommenders and all this stuff. 580 00:18:58,980 --> 00:19:01,680 Can you make a new B2B company that says, 581 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,400 when it's time to do your milestone gifts, 582 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:06,080 we will take care of finding an exact personalized gift 583 00:19:06,180 --> 00:19:06,640 just for them. 584 00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,260 We'll scrape their Twitter, 585 00:19:08,660 --> 00:19:11,680 we will see what ads are being advertised against them, 586 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,540 we'll look at their Amazon lists and stuff 587 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:15,240 and give you a couple of suggestions of things 588 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:16,540 to actually buy them that they want. 589 00:19:16,860 --> 00:19:18,280 There needs to be a better wishlist app in general. 590 00:19:18,420 --> 00:19:19,180 This is a huge idea. 591 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:19,680 - Wishlist? 592 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:20,080 - Yes. 593 00:19:20,670 --> 00:19:21,360 I mean, in general. 594 00:19:22,259 --> 00:19:22,820 Birthdays, Christmas. 595 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:26,300 - That's the most consumerist thing we could possibly pitch. 596 00:19:27,380 --> 00:19:27,660 - Capitalism! 597 00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:28,540 - Yes. 598 00:19:29,580 --> 00:19:31,320 I need that and I need a social version of it. 599 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,500 'Cause every year, everybody's like, 600 00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:33,360 oh, what do you want for Christmas? 601 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:34,020 What do you want for your birthday? 602 00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:34,740 I'm like, I don't know. 603 00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:37,340 But throughout my life, I'm thinking like, 604 00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:38,400 oh, I need that as a gift. 605 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:39,780 - You just have a registry. 606 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,680 Just an ongoing registry for yourself. 607 00:19:41,950 --> 00:19:42,500 I love that. 608 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:43,340 - That should be a thing. 609 00:19:43,420 --> 00:19:45,179 'Cause Amazon also gives you 10% back 610 00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:47,180 when you're doing your baby registry, 611 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:48,960 that's what Amazon should do, 612 00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:50,680 incentivize me to put up my wishlist. 613 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:53,080 - And there's such a stigma around this whole conversation 614 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:53,580 we're having right now, 615 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:56,420 where it sounds super self-centered and oh really, 616 00:19:57,060 --> 00:19:59,480 but I would have rather received nothing 617 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,320 than the thing that I was offered, right? 618 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:04,680 And it felt token, it felt like you don't care 619 00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:06,960 at all about this, you are checking a box, right? 620 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,280 - It's very possible to have worse gifts than nothing. 621 00:20:09,799 --> 00:20:12,700 - Yeah, it could, okay, man, I could Spitball this, 622 00:20:12,740 --> 00:20:16,280 but like you can reframe how you look at stuff, right? 623 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,120 Normally you just buy stuff instantly on Amazon. 624 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,220 No, make it hit the wishlist first, 625 00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:22,380 let it sit there for two or three weeks, 626 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,960 slow down your buying through this app. 627 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:25,620 - There it is. 628 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:26,760 I have a relative who does that. 629 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:28,520 They will only ever, 630 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:30,240 they don't hit the add to cart button or ever, 631 00:20:30,380 --> 00:20:32,280 they add to wishlist and then when there's a sale, 632 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,400 they think about it for a while, 633 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:34,780 they watch how the price changes, 634 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,360 very intentional about that. 635 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,520 And that's how you all should live your life, including me. 636 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:41,700 - Dude, we do this for steam all the fricking time. 637 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:44,180 - Right, it's Steam wishlisting but for things. 638 00:20:44,270 --> 00:20:44,720 I love that. 639 00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:45,700 - Don't make an auto buy. 640 00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:47,080 Black Friday's gonna come around 641 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,440 and all of a sudden all of your list 642 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:49,600 gets purchased at once. 643 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,540 - If it's ever 50% off. 644 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,780 - You know, they upmark everything by 100% 645 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:55,700 and then cut it in half. 646 00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:56,500 - No! 647 00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:58,060 - Oh man, okay. 648 00:20:58,890 --> 00:20:59,720 - It's what they're doing anyway. 649 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,180 - Okay, I'm gonna do workers pay to do work, okay. 650 00:21:04,660 --> 00:21:05,020 (laughing) 651 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,900 So, you know how you have your gym memberships? 652 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,960 Okay, instead of that, it would be awesome 653 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:12,980 if I could pay to help people move wood 654 00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:16,720 from the back of somebody's truck into somebody's house. 655 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:17,800 That's the idea. 656 00:21:18,220 --> 00:21:18,460 (laughing) 657 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:19,940 - I don't understand still. 658 00:21:20,060 --> 00:21:22,480 - So instead of like gym memberships, right? 659 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:24,360 I wanna be able to do something. 660 00:21:24,580 --> 00:21:27,100 I don't like doing nothing productive. 661 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:28,580 Okay, I'm gonna lift this weight. 662 00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:30,260 Sure, I'm making my gains, 663 00:21:30,740 --> 00:21:32,080 but what I would love to do is like, 664 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:35,980 why don't I put my ass to work and do physical labor? 665 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:39,940 I would pay somebody to help route me to a spot 666 00:21:39,940 --> 00:21:45,600 volunteer work to move cinder blocks from Menards to my friend's house or it 667 00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:48,120 doesn't even have to be volunteer work it could be like that's when it clicks 668 00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:51,720 for personal requests. Don't steer away from volunteer work. I love that. That's when it was 669 00:21:51,900 --> 00:21:55,520 finally like okay I'm getting it. Yeah yeah I was actually thinking about it 670 00:21:55,540 --> 00:21:58,600 like Menards would I would pay Menards like ten bucks a month to tell me where 671 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:06,380 to go to help people move. The local hardware store gym membership. Help grandma put bags of soil in her back trunk. Straight up though. 672 00:22:06,980 --> 00:22:09,640 - Yeah, I don't know, you've convinced me here, man. 673 00:22:09,820 --> 00:22:12,440 Instead of just, work is in like lifting a weight 674 00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,420 and moving an object from point A to point B 675 00:22:14,540 --> 00:22:16,400 and the expenditure of energy, not just like-- 676 00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,320 - Yeah, way more motivating than a gym. 677 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,080 - Yeah, dude, I like that a lot. 678 00:22:20,220 --> 00:22:22,060 I think we did something like this already. 679 00:22:22,860 --> 00:22:24,020 This was a pitch, right? 680 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:24,980 - Maybe. 681 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:27,280 - Workout club or something. 682 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,080 This is definitely different enough to be an intramural. 683 00:22:30,380 --> 00:22:31,800 I don't know about the you're paying part. 684 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,780 - I know, I started paying, I was like-- 685 00:22:33,780 --> 00:22:35,960 - Menards would just be happy to have you, I think. 686 00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:36,660 don't you think? 687 00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:38,200 Or whatever local. - Yeah, that's the problem. 688 00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:39,600 - Menards is such a Midwest thing. 689 00:22:39,740 --> 00:22:40,820 Home Depot, both. 690 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:41,720 (laughing) 691 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:45,260 - Yeah, you gotta pay 'cause it's a-- 692 00:22:45,260 --> 00:22:46,480 - Hardware store fitness club. 693 00:22:46,650 --> 00:22:48,900 You just, we need help unloading all these cinder blocks 694 00:22:48,980 --> 00:22:50,300 from the shipment that came in this morning. 695 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:53,440 - Dude, mulch, like every year that season. 696 00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:55,080 - You just wanna work at Menards? 697 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:55,980 (laughing) 698 00:22:56,420 --> 00:22:57,920 I think that's really what you're asking. 699 00:22:58,060 --> 00:22:59,120 - Just wanna move stuff. 700 00:23:00,460 --> 00:23:02,860 Wanna move my body and make it be productive. 701 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:03,540 Sorry. 702 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,240 Flip a tire for an hour. 703 00:23:06,580 --> 00:23:08,200 - Oh, how about you flip real tires 704 00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:10,400 into this garbage contraction, right? 705 00:23:10,580 --> 00:23:11,900 Like, that's what I'm saying. 706 00:23:12,660 --> 00:23:14,380 - How about you work at the local tire store? 707 00:23:16,340 --> 00:23:18,300 - All right, I got a subscription service 708 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:19,580 for rotating houseplants. 709 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:22,240 I am notorious for killing my houseplants. 710 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,240 I just want some guy with a big greenhouse 711 00:23:24,460 --> 00:23:26,220 that has all the types of plants 712 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,100 and he keeps them healthy. 713 00:23:27,660 --> 00:23:29,880 When I kill my fern, he just comes to the door 714 00:23:29,940 --> 00:23:31,900 and swaps my dead one for a good one, 715 00:23:32,140 --> 00:23:33,580 brings the dead one back to his warehouse. 716 00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:35,340 - Like a parent with a hamster. 717 00:23:35,420 --> 00:23:39,880 - Exactly, revives it and then gives it to the next person 718 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,620 'cause he actually knows how to keep the plant alive. 719 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,320 - Hey, that's incredible. 720 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,140 - Well, I need it is what it is. 721 00:23:47,140 --> 00:23:48,980 - I get mums every year from my realtor 722 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:51,320 and it's like, I let them sit and die 723 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:54,020 in my porch every year, but why not rotate 'em? 724 00:23:54,740 --> 00:23:57,280 You know, my fern like reaches near death 725 00:23:57,460 --> 00:23:58,920 and then I just overwater it 726 00:23:59,060 --> 00:24:00,860 and then it ferns somehow come back to life. 727 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:02,320 But like all the other plants die. 728 00:24:02,580 --> 00:24:04,280 - Yeah, maybe you can give your feedback on each one. 729 00:24:04,380 --> 00:24:06,180 "Hey, this one died because of this, 730 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,860 "just so you know for this next one." 731 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,600 Overwatered, this one hasn't seen sun in six years. 732 00:24:11,020 --> 00:24:12,220 - Oh, it can have a little sticker on it. 733 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,840 "Last time you had this plant, here's what you did wrong." 734 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:15,500 - It's kinda cool. 735 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:17,060 If I had outdoor and indoor plants 736 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:18,920 and they rotated out in the winter and the summer. 737 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,500 - Oh, that's cool. - I like that. 738 00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:21,960 - You just want a gardener. 739 00:24:22,740 --> 00:24:23,060 (laughing) 740 00:24:23,460 --> 00:24:24,640 - It's a too much, no, no, no. 741 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,340 It needs to feel like a SAS service, okay, Leo? 742 00:24:28,180 --> 00:24:29,680 - So it's a service that partners 743 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:30,820 with your local greenhouse. 744 00:24:31,020 --> 00:24:32,340 Your local greenhouse subscribes to this. 745 00:24:32,460 --> 00:24:33,420 - Makes me feel good, right? 746 00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:35,840 - Yeah, the altruistic part of that. 747 00:24:36,650 --> 00:24:36,740 (laughing) 748 00:24:36,740 --> 00:24:39,060 Otherwise it's not, yeah, not millennial friendly. 749 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:42,180 - I've told this story on the podcast before, 750 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,660 but my dad was moving out of an apartment 751 00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:46,980 and his brother was going to move in to the apartment. 752 00:24:47,380 --> 00:24:50,380 So he had this big wall filled with plants 753 00:24:50,460 --> 00:24:51,800 and he said, "You're just gonna take care 754 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:52,560 "of each one of them." 755 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:53,820 He gave him a bunch of notes about it. 756 00:24:54,050 --> 00:24:56,320 And then right before he moved out, he salted all of them. 757 00:24:56,340 --> 00:24:56,920 (laughing) 758 00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:59,900 So his brother was like, "I don't know what happened. 759 00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:02,339 "I tried to follow your instructions." 760 00:25:03,710 --> 00:25:03,800 (laughing) 761 00:25:03,820 --> 00:25:05,540 - I mean, that's amazing. 762 00:25:05,910 --> 00:25:08,000 - It was only like a couple weeks, what did you do? 763 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:11,840 All right, I've got an actual banger, you ready? 764 00:25:12,140 --> 00:25:12,220 - Yeah. 765 00:25:12,580 --> 00:25:16,400 - Your misinformed relatives who are too politically bent. 766 00:25:16,700 --> 00:25:17,980 There's nothing we can do to save them, 767 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:20,420 except I've got something that will save them. 768 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:25,580 Cameos, AI generated from the politicians that they admire. 769 00:25:25,820 --> 00:25:27,660 You go to my service and you say, 770 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:31,160 "Hey, Tim, Grandpa, whatever, 771 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,960 Did you know that I actually was listed in the Epstein files 772 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,500 and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, 773 00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:40,780 and the service is an end-to-end video generation 774 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:44,100 and place advertisements for that demographic 775 00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:45,520 so that they happen to pot it online. 776 00:25:45,740 --> 00:25:46,700 - Leo, this is not an interview. 777 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:48,040 (laughing) 778 00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:49,680 - It's cool. - I could talk for hours 779 00:25:49,780 --> 00:25:50,160 on this. 780 00:25:50,580 --> 00:25:53,000 - This is our last episode, we're gonna get canceled and-- 781 00:25:53,020 --> 00:25:54,820 - I don't know if I actually want this in the world. 782 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,980 It's gonna make everybody madder, but it'd be-- 783 00:25:57,980 --> 00:25:58,940 - It'd make me feel good. 784 00:25:59,570 --> 00:26:00,900 - How close are you to ice right now? 785 00:26:01,740 --> 00:26:02,100 (laughing) 786 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:03,620 - Stay far away. 787 00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:05,120 - This can happen to both sides. 788 00:26:05,220 --> 00:26:07,680 It doesn't necessarily need, but we all know who it's for. 789 00:26:07,740 --> 00:26:10,200 - My grandma would bite on every one of those videos. 790 00:26:10,340 --> 00:26:12,920 I could make a video of me saying, this isn't real, 791 00:26:13,020 --> 00:26:14,720 and she would believe the videos that I made 792 00:26:14,780 --> 00:26:17,360 that were fake, more than I would say. 793 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:19,560 - I think the reason I don't wanna do this as a full pitch 794 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:22,400 is because this is not a net good to release upon society, 795 00:26:22,620 --> 00:26:24,860 but boy oh boy, it would make me feel good inside. 796 00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:26,980 - Oh, Leo, that is so scary. 797 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:28,600 I want it so bad. 798 00:26:29,540 --> 00:26:31,780 You go here and you say, here's three opinions 799 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,280 that my crazy uncle believes. 800 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:36,900 Generate a video of Marco Rubio talking about 801 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,280 how they're nonsense or whatever. 802 00:26:38,740 --> 00:26:39,320 Wouldn't that be fun? 803 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:39,880 - Yeah. 804 00:26:40,340 --> 00:26:42,340 You could just, well like Cameo could just be like, 805 00:26:42,380 --> 00:26:43,780 hey, instead of doing Cameos, 806 00:26:43,790 --> 00:26:46,760 you wanna just AI generate yourself for your results instead? 807 00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:48,200 - That's a good one right there. 808 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:51,240 - It's not in their interest to make something like that, 809 00:26:51,300 --> 00:26:51,640 don't you think? 810 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:52,500 - No, but it's in ours. 811 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:55,340 - I don't know, now Kevin Malone can do 'em for, 812 00:26:55,860 --> 00:26:56,940 the volume goes up. 813 00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:57,760 - I don't think people want-- 814 00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:58,620 - It's nice to stay the same. 815 00:26:58,740 --> 00:26:59,820 Oh, I know people don't want them. 816 00:27:00,980 --> 00:27:02,800 Hey, for half the price. 817 00:27:03,020 --> 00:27:05,580 Beyonce singing you happy birthday personally to you 818 00:27:05,660 --> 00:27:07,620 for like $5 instead of $4,000. 819 00:27:07,620 --> 00:27:08,640 There you go, right? 820 00:27:08,940 --> 00:27:10,360 Yeah, exactly though, demand. 821 00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:15,020 All right, this one's definitely an intramural. 822 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,400 OK, so easy local fundraisers. 823 00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:21,440 So I got hit with a Little Caesars or a Buffalo Wild Wings 824 00:27:22,180 --> 00:27:24,620 fundraisers all the time because they have the capacity to do 825 00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:24,760 it. 826 00:27:25,180 --> 00:27:29,800 this would be just a fast, easy way to get local businesses 827 00:27:30,140 --> 00:27:33,240 to make fundraisers through these channels, right? 828 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:34,240 - Oh. 829 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:36,640 - Be like a B2B sass. 830 00:27:37,220 --> 00:27:37,740 - Buzzword-y. 831 00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:41,540 - Yeah, buzzwords versions of local fundraisers. 832 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:42,760 So now schools can just be like, 833 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,780 "Oh, I wanna use local pizza shop and." 834 00:27:45,860 --> 00:27:47,380 - Girl Scout cookies and whatever, 835 00:27:47,660 --> 00:27:50,060 but actual places in your hometown. 836 00:27:50,380 --> 00:27:51,240 - Right. - I love that. 837 00:27:51,460 --> 00:27:52,260 - No Girl Scout cookies. 838 00:27:52,460 --> 00:27:54,339 - We would sell these little discount cards 839 00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:56,240 that was like, good for a year, 840 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:58,280 you go to the local ice cream shop 841 00:27:58,340 --> 00:28:00,680 and get a small plain scoop or whatever. 842 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:01,700 And I always felt guilt, 843 00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:03,660 like nobody actually wants to buy those things, right? 844 00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,920 If you are actually selling something legit 845 00:28:06,460 --> 00:28:07,740 from the local business, that's great. 846 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,460 So your business coordinates those? 847 00:28:09,780 --> 00:28:12,440 Like the details of what offers to-- 848 00:28:12,820 --> 00:28:13,960 - They're selling it at a discount. 849 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:15,100 Everyone wins them. 850 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:15,740 - That's what, yeah. 851 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:16,700 - They're a nonprofit. 852 00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:18,660 The business can write off their partnership 853 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:22,160 with this SaaS business as like a tax write off or whatever. 854 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,300 - All the things that they do, 855 00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:25,660 they're able to get away with. 856 00:28:26,060 --> 00:28:26,860 - Oh, I like that a lot. 857 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:27,600 - That's heartwarming. 858 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:30,320 That's way better than AI cameos for old people. 859 00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:31,040 (laughing) 860 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:32,699 - Had to balance the-- 861 00:28:33,580 --> 00:28:35,080 - Thank you for bringing some love to me. 862 00:28:36,380 --> 00:28:37,400 - The world is right now. 863 00:28:38,039 --> 00:28:39,260 - Restoring faith in humanity. 864 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:43,780 - Oh wait, wait, wait, I actually do remember this one. 865 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:44,100 - Okay. 866 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:47,500 - If you are somewhere where you don't have water 867 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,240 or anything and you just, 868 00:28:49,460 --> 00:28:50,580 like I don't even have hand sanitizer, 869 00:28:50,740 --> 00:28:53,280 what if I just have like a little piece of sandpaper 870 00:28:53,410 --> 00:28:57,520 and I could, yeah, I scrape away the badness on my hands. 871 00:28:58,080 --> 00:28:58,980 And that's the whole idea. 872 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:02,480 A credit card in my wallet that's just abrasive. 873 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:03,100 - Ow. 874 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:04,680 (laughing) 875 00:29:05,370 --> 00:29:05,920 - That would work. 876 00:29:06,020 --> 00:29:06,560 - Hey, I'm desperate. 877 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,720 I wanna eat these French fries, but you know what? 878 00:29:08,780 --> 00:29:10,340 I just did something with my hands 879 00:29:10,340 --> 00:29:12,160 and I'm just gonna wipe away the three fingers 880 00:29:12,180 --> 00:29:12,900 I'm gonna use for it. 881 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:14,620 - You hawk a loogie on it beforehand. 882 00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:15,860 (laughing) 883 00:29:18,020 --> 00:29:18,740 - To sanitize. 884 00:29:19,660 --> 00:29:20,880 - Guys, this is intramural. - It's a big shine. 885 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:22,480 - No bad ideas, all right. 886 00:29:22,740 --> 00:29:28,000 So how often could you reuse one of these things? 887 00:29:28,070 --> 00:29:28,940 - I don't know. 888 00:29:29,250 --> 00:29:31,300 - How long do germs stay on sandpaper? 889 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:32,080 - There you go. 890 00:29:32,180 --> 00:29:34,440 There was some, you can rotate it, you know, 891 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:35,360 you get the sander. 892 00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:37,180 - A belt sander. 893 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:38,760 - Yeah, like, you know, those, yeah. 894 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:41,020 Just like vibrates, right? 895 00:29:41,180 --> 00:29:43,180 'Cause then it'll really clean it very quickly. 896 00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,240 - Could you ultrasonic all the germs away 897 00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:47,160 with some sort of vibrating thing? 898 00:29:47,380 --> 00:29:48,940 - Your hands are just going nuts. 899 00:29:49,820 --> 00:29:51,140 - Wait, couldn't you get a UV light? 900 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:52,640 That would be just like a card. 901 00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:55,560 - No, we have no electricity, we have no water, no soap. 902 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:56,460 - This is the future. 903 00:29:56,460 --> 00:29:57,660 - We just have sandpaper. 904 00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,180 - We were talking about it at breakfast a couple days ago. 905 00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:01,720 What about UV lights for pockets 906 00:30:02,260 --> 00:30:05,860 so that you could just have your hands sanitized 907 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:06,740 all the time. 908 00:30:07,540 --> 00:30:10,540 Oh yeah, constant exposure to UV, what could go wrong? 909 00:30:10,580 --> 00:30:12,040 You get hand cancer. 910 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:13,580 - Hands-er. 911 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,080 - Your phone would be very clean though. 912 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:15,740 - It's true. 913 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,800 Maybe the second your hand goes in there it turns off. 914 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:19,800 It's only for your phone. 915 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,080 It's like a pocket protector. 916 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:26,060 You put it on your pants pockets and it's just battery powered. 917 00:30:26,470 --> 00:30:30,380 You just sew it into the side of your pants and you're just like rubbing your thighs. 918 00:30:30,900 --> 00:30:34,980 It's got a little magnet to power it like those old flashlights so you don't need batteries 919 00:30:35,060 --> 00:30:35,260 in them. 920 00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:35,940 Brilliant. 921 00:30:38,090 --> 00:30:44,200 So I want a small device for the kids in the back seat that is a grid of small LCD screens 922 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,520 or E-ink screens or something, right? 923 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:51,700 It's a bingo card and this is things that other people have crowdsourced submitted to 924 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:54,760 be on the lookout for near your location. 925 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:59,680 So you, "Oh, there's a interesting farm over there, so someone has submitted to be on the 926 00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:00,400 lookout for a cow. 927 00:31:00,940 --> 00:31:04,340 Oh, there's a fun billboard in this location, so that shows up on their thing." 928 00:31:04,340 --> 00:31:12,800 It's like a scavenger hunt bingo sort of thing for them to be always hunting for on the outside, 929 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:13,140 right? 930 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:18,320 be like paired with an app on the parents phone for controlling exactly 931 00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:21,880 what that's amazing that's a really good idea 932 00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:26,160 ways but for scavenger ways like how ways pops up and it's like yeah is there 933 00:31:26,180 --> 00:31:30,680 a cop nearby we could have that but like oh I just saw I don't know an 934 00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:35,700 interesting billboard or something right put your root in ahead of time and it 935 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,760 knows what the landmarks are things are gonna be in here and watch out for this 936 00:31:38,860 --> 00:31:41,439 thing the offline oh that's really good yeah 937 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:43,460 - McDonald's, 10 McDonald's logos 938 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:44,460 between now and your location. 939 00:31:44,460 --> 00:31:45,920 - How many Starbucks can I see? 940 00:31:46,100 --> 00:31:47,500 - I was thinking that beautiful statue 941 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:48,580 that's next to the highway, 942 00:31:48,780 --> 00:31:50,220 but you know what, McDonald's is good. 943 00:31:50,260 --> 00:31:51,120 - They're gonna sponsor it. 944 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:51,900 Boom. 945 00:31:52,300 --> 00:31:53,200 - That's the ads. 946 00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:54,600 You gotta look for the Wendy's. 947 00:31:54,860 --> 00:31:55,220 Oh no. 948 00:31:57,039 --> 00:31:58,100 Yeah, it's free for you. 949 00:31:58,780 --> 00:32:00,100 Just sell us your kids' eyeballs. 950 00:32:01,780 --> 00:32:03,500 - If you find 10 McDonald's logos, 951 00:32:03,540 --> 00:32:05,140 you get free chicken nuggets at your local. 952 00:32:05,679 --> 00:32:06,080 (laughing) 953 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:08,100 - But think of it though, 954 00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:10,239 you got like a worldwide database that's growing 955 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:11,920 of cool, interesting things to find. 956 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:13,820 I feel like that's the kind of wheel that, 957 00:32:14,140 --> 00:32:15,720 once you get it going and reach critical mass, 958 00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:17,040 that you have more and more content. 959 00:32:17,460 --> 00:32:17,860 It'd be good. 960 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,440 - Yeah, self-feeding machine. 961 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:20,800 You gotta put cops on there, though. 962 00:32:21,020 --> 00:32:22,240 Every time you see a cop, you get-- 963 00:32:22,620 --> 00:32:23,420 - Dad's little helper. 964 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:24,020 - Oh yeah. 965 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:25,520 (laughing) 966 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:26,940 That's a great one. 967 00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:28,760 - It contributes just a whiz. 968 00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:29,900 (laughing) 969 00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:31,380 Dad, it's the fuzz! 970 00:32:32,100 --> 00:32:32,420 (laughing) 971 00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,200 - Leo, you might need to bring that back for a full idea. 972 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:37,880 That's a good point. 973 00:32:37,980 --> 00:32:38,260 - Oh, thank you. 974 00:32:38,940 --> 00:32:41,440 World Wide Road Trip Sightseeing Bingo. 975 00:32:42,100 --> 00:32:42,220 - That's amazing. 976 00:32:42,220 --> 00:32:43,100 - That's the name of that one. 977 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:44,500 - I'm picturing the hardware already. 978 00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:47,360 What do you got, Russell? 979 00:32:47,580 --> 00:32:48,040 Bring it home. 980 00:32:48,420 --> 00:32:50,440 - This is the better gym bag, okay? 981 00:32:50,740 --> 00:32:53,580 So I've, for some reason, whenever I have my gym bag, 982 00:32:53,620 --> 00:32:56,640 I end up mixing my dirty clothes with my clean clothes, 983 00:32:56,690 --> 00:32:58,660 and I just want a rotation system 984 00:32:58,860 --> 00:33:01,280 that has my pre-workout, my protein powder, 985 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,740 that I can just pull out of my bag when it's empty 986 00:33:04,020 --> 00:33:05,520 and replace it with the clean stuff. 987 00:33:06,340 --> 00:33:09,100 and I throw the entire dirty laundry basket, 988 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:12,360 like the whole thing, net and all, okay, socks. 989 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,520 - Your protein shake container in the washing machine. 990 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,040 - Yes, I'm like at that point, right? 991 00:33:17,250 --> 00:33:19,860 You get the dishwasher bag and you got the other bag, right? 992 00:33:19,860 --> 00:33:20,420 - Oh, sure, okay, okay. 993 00:33:20,460 --> 00:33:22,180 - And then it comes out of the dryer, 994 00:33:22,660 --> 00:33:25,120 still in the netted bag, ready to go. 995 00:33:25,780 --> 00:33:28,160 So like every day you're just rotating just the bag. 996 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:29,100 - Oh, I love that. 997 00:33:29,180 --> 00:33:30,380 You're like changing a drill battery, 998 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,500 but it's just like throw it in the washer and the next. 999 00:33:32,620 --> 00:33:33,160 Oh, that's so good. 1000 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:33,780 - Yeah, fully redundant. 1001 00:33:33,810 --> 00:33:35,819 You got your whole pack of shirts and shorts 1002 00:33:35,820 --> 00:33:38,640 just for the gym, in and out, that's it, no thoughts. 1003 00:33:38,660 --> 00:33:40,340 >> There are those laundry bags for things 1004 00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:42,120 that are like stringy or whatever, 1005 00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:43,940 that are fragile, that you put in there, 1006 00:33:44,020 --> 00:33:44,860 but you don't-- >> Raw bags, yeah. 1007 00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,420 >> Yeah, exactly, you don't put those in the dryer, do you? 1008 00:33:47,620 --> 00:33:48,260 >> These you will. 1009 00:33:48,780 --> 00:33:49,100 [laughing] 1010 00:33:49,100 --> 00:33:50,540 This one goes right in the dryer. 1011 00:33:50,540 --> 00:33:51,800 >> The engineers will figure it out. 1012 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:52,220 >> Yep, these you will. 1013 00:33:52,700 --> 00:33:54,940 >> You fool, we've already thought of that. 1014 00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:56,540 >> It's just extra large. 1015 00:33:56,540 --> 00:33:58,520 >> The answer is the engineers will figure it out. 1016 00:33:58,740 --> 00:34:00,380 >> I really like that, Russell, that's a good one. 1017 00:34:00,380 --> 00:34:02,040 >> Saves all that head thinking. 1018 00:34:02,220 --> 00:34:03,680 >> I don't, I think you should make them disposable, 1019 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:04,820 just sell the pods. 1020 00:34:04,860 --> 00:34:05,380 - Those are bull. 1021 00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:06,700 Oh yeah, those too. 1022 00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:07,920 - These gym shorts. - One time use shorts. 1023 00:34:09,179 --> 00:34:10,520 - One time use shorts. 1024 00:34:10,830 --> 00:34:12,899 - You take the whole, you buy a case of seven of them 1025 00:34:12,980 --> 00:34:15,320 for the week, put the old pod in the trash. 1026 00:34:15,860 --> 00:34:17,200 They're paper shorts. 1027 00:34:17,980 --> 00:34:18,419 (laughing) 1028 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,280 - I could just make a crinkling around Planet Fitness. 1029 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:22,440 - Paper shorts. 1030 00:34:23,220 --> 00:34:23,659 (laughing) 1031 00:34:25,100 --> 00:34:25,879 - Paper clothes. 1032 00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:26,639 - That's excellent. 1033 00:34:28,580 --> 00:34:30,480 Russell, you had a closing game for us. 1034 00:34:30,780 --> 00:34:32,940 - Oh yes, I was thinking, you know we-- 1035 00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:36,860 - As we come to the end of 200 ideas, what is the next-- 1036 00:34:36,860 --> 00:34:37,300 - 230 now. 1037 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:40,280 - What is the next 200 ideas hold for us, sir? 1038 00:34:40,659 --> 00:34:43,780 - So, yeah, I thought this last game would be fun to, 1039 00:34:44,020 --> 00:34:47,500 we have 200 plus ideas, because if you think about 1040 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,659 all those ideas that spun up more ideas, 1041 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,040 like, there's plenty. 1042 00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:55,080 And I thought of an idea of what to do with that content. 1043 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:58,400 And I was like, oh, maybe I'll save that for now, 1044 00:34:58,800 --> 00:34:59,440 at this very moment. 1045 00:34:59,620 --> 00:35:01,520 - We are building a beautiful database, aren't we? 1046 00:35:01,740 --> 00:35:03,960 things that maybe sometimes do already exist, 1047 00:35:04,140 --> 00:35:05,020 but often are novel. 1048 00:35:06,660 --> 00:35:09,460 - So I was like, all right, I just thought of it right now 1049 00:35:09,540 --> 00:35:11,000 'cause I actually had an intramural idea 1050 00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:12,360 that I'm like, man, I can actually make this 1051 00:35:12,370 --> 00:35:14,340 into a Spitball idea that would be about spitballs. 1052 00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:16,000 So I was like, oh, let's do it. 1053 00:35:16,610 --> 00:35:18,540 If you guys have ideas around what to do 1054 00:35:18,540 --> 00:35:19,220 with all this content, 1055 00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:21,520 not just like throw an ad on there, right? 1056 00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,020 This is actually something crazy. 1057 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,440 - Everyone puts ads on their podcasts. 1058 00:35:24,590 --> 00:35:26,540 We wanna do something innovative, much like our show. 1059 00:35:26,860 --> 00:35:28,280 - Not that we're gonna actually run with this 1060 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,799 'cause, you know, we, the whole theme of Spitball 1061 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,740 because we need somebody else to do it for us. 1062 00:35:32,740 --> 00:35:33,300 - That's right, exactly. 1063 00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,800 - So listeners, if you want to do this for us, 1064 00:35:35,820 --> 00:35:37,800 to support the pod, we don't have a Patreon, 1065 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,140 we don't have anything, so just make this happen. 1066 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,480 - Everyone agrees the hardest part's having an idea, 1067 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,460 and the easy part's just executing it. 1068 00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:45,240 (laughing) 1069 00:35:45,260 --> 00:35:47,620 - Of course, it's so hard to make these ideas, guys. 1070 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,680 - So we need to figure out how to make this podcast money. 1071 00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:51,640 Innovative, novel idea. 1072 00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:53,700 - Maybe even something to do with all this content 1073 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:54,420 that we have, right? 1074 00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:57,840 Besides making the traditional make-to-make videos 1075 00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,260 and all that stuff, like something crazy. 1076 00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:01,520 - I can start if you want me to start with one. 1077 00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:07,000 And then I can, so we could take all 400 ideas, 1078 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:10,820 200 ideas and turn it into a kid's book, a picture book. 1079 00:36:11,620 --> 00:36:12,100 (laughing) 1080 00:36:12,940 --> 00:36:14,180 Okay? - Coloring book. 1081 00:36:14,460 --> 00:36:17,140 - Every page is an idea that we've come up with. 1082 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:18,180 - Oh, wow. 1083 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,200 - You print it and you just read it. 1084 00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:21,380 It's toilet humor. 1085 00:36:21,740 --> 00:36:23,000 It's a great, great way. 1086 00:36:23,460 --> 00:36:24,920 - Uncle John Spitball reader. 1087 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:25,940 - Yup, yup. 1088 00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:29,080 (laughing) 1089 00:36:29,660 --> 00:36:34,860 thing like 200 ideas from three dudes and a guest that will never start them 1090 00:36:35,180 --> 00:36:38,740 right and that's it we just sell it to all our well I don't know we don't sell 1091 00:36:38,780 --> 00:36:43,360 it we just make it and we put it online and now it's a digital ebook or a 1092 00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:46,400 purchase that's great all right I've got a totally different one you're really 1093 00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:52,760 sweet a gamified contest for we give the description of the thing we've made and 1094 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:56,859 people have to come up with fun names for them portmanteaus or puns or 1095 00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,320 or whatever, I often struggle with that 1096 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,240 'cause I often end up taking our raw recording 1097 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:01,980 and come up with like, what do we call this idea? 1098 00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:03,880 And usually there's something, but sometimes I'm like, 1099 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:06,800 I don't know, we need a title for this damn show. 1100 00:37:07,180 --> 00:37:08,200 So-- - That'd be fun. 1101 00:37:08,220 --> 00:37:09,420 - It'd be fun to crowdsource that, right? 1102 00:37:09,540 --> 00:37:11,400 Like a little game, like do you like this or that more? 1103 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:14,720 You submit your own, some fun names crawled to the top. 1104 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,040 Yeah. - That'd be awesome. 1105 00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:19,160 - Pulse punning skills put to the test. 1106 00:37:20,259 --> 00:37:23,420 Twitter but for name, clever names of businesses. 1107 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,320 - First thought when you said that was, 1108 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,240 I was trapped in an airport once 1109 00:37:27,490 --> 00:37:30,440 for a 12-hour layover because I kept getting delayed. 1110 00:37:30,570 --> 00:37:31,740 And I'm just sitting at the bar, 1111 00:37:31,900 --> 00:37:34,380 and all these people were delayed because there was a big storm. 1112 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:36,320 And we all became really good friends by the end, 1113 00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:52,340 and everyone's like, "That is such a, 1114 00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:54,320 "that is really good advice, I gotta try this, 1115 00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:55,820 "I'm gonna connect with this guy," and blah, blah, blah. 1116 00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:58,680 And I just wanna do Spitball for Spitball. 1117 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,220 Spitball as a service, you know? 1118 00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,560 Where we're, yeah, you do a live show going through, 1119 00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:04,940 and someone comes up and we just give 'em ideas 1120 00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:05,700 of how we would go about it. 1121 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:07,320 - You should do a live show. 1122 00:38:07,420 --> 00:38:07,600 - Yep. 1123 00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:09,560 - That's trodden territory. 1124 00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:10,780 - That'd be fun. 1125 00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:11,600 - Literally fun. 1126 00:38:11,900 --> 00:38:12,580 Stay tuned, listeners. 1127 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:13,160 - Stay tuned. 1128 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:13,600 - Why not? 1129 00:38:13,740 --> 00:38:14,200 Let's do it. 1130 00:38:14,220 --> 00:38:14,980 We could do it locally. 1131 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:15,920 - I love that. 1132 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:16,540 - We just have-- - Local. 1133 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,140 - Yeah, we just have people walking 1134 00:38:18,220 --> 00:38:21,060 at one at a time, right? - We have 1135 00:38:22,380 --> 00:38:23,180 - Bring all the mics. 1136 00:38:23,740 --> 00:38:27,280 - Yeah, people do podcasts, but mobile, that'd be fun. 1137 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,500 - Co-working space, we just roll up at a co-working space 1138 00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:30,980 and be like, "Hey, if you guys got ideas, 1139 00:38:31,780 --> 00:38:32,560 "come on in." 1140 00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:33,560 - What's your startup idea? 1141 00:38:34,180 --> 00:38:34,280 - Yeah. 1142 00:38:34,380 --> 00:38:35,360 - Get you right here, right now. 1143 00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,220 - We put up a sign that's like, "What's your startup idea?" 1144 00:38:37,220 --> 00:38:38,020 That'd be so fun. 1145 00:38:38,260 --> 00:38:40,180 We gotta find like a busy couple of hours 1146 00:38:40,260 --> 00:38:40,880 to be on the street. 1147 00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:42,700 - Look at us, podcasters. 1148 00:38:42,860 --> 00:38:44,600 - We're gonna sit with our headphones. 1149 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:46,100 - The modern street performer. 1150 00:38:47,100 --> 00:38:47,620 - With a cup. 1151 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:49,240 (laughing) 1152 00:38:51,100 --> 00:38:51,500 (laughing) 1153 00:38:52,980 --> 00:38:53,940 - That's how we make our money. 1154 00:38:54,020 --> 00:38:55,880 - We have a talent that we'd love to share 1155 00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:57,580 and it's spitballing. 1156 00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:58,580 What does that mean? 1157 00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:02,280 - Sit down and give us your favorite idea. 1158 00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:03,880 Oh no, it's too good and secret. 1159 00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:07,780 - Well, dear listener, if you are walking down the street 1160 00:39:07,820 --> 00:39:10,180 and you see three white dudes in the Midwest 1161 00:39:10,620 --> 00:39:14,760 sitting at a card table who wanna have you on their podcast 1162 00:39:14,860 --> 00:39:17,780 to tell them about their cool startup idea, 1163 00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:19,640 make sure you stop at the table and say hi. 1164 00:39:19,940 --> 00:39:21,800 And thank you very much for listening for 200 Ideas. 1165 00:39:21,900 --> 00:39:22,980 We'll see you in the next 200. 1166 00:39:23,450 --> 00:39:25,040 Our website is spitball.show. 1167 00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,760 There you can find links to all of our stuff, 1168 00:39:28,060 --> 00:39:29,800 YouTube, social media. 1169 00:39:30,210 --> 00:39:31,820 If you wouldn't mind, record a voice note. 1170 00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:34,360 We would love to hear from you and talk about your idea. 1171 00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,040 We are podcast@spitball.show. 1172 00:39:36,460 --> 00:39:37,940 That's also how you can follow us on the Fediverse 1173 00:39:37,980 --> 00:39:38,600 such as Mastodon. 1174 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,200 We are podcast@spitball.show. 1175 00:39:41,359 --> 00:39:43,340 Our BlueSky is spitball.show. 1176 00:39:43,940 --> 00:39:46,820 Our intro/outro music is Swingers by Bonkers Beat Club. 1177 00:39:46,900 --> 00:39:47,800 Hey, if you wouldn't mind, 1178 00:39:48,340 --> 00:39:50,920 leave a review on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, 1179 00:39:51,140 --> 00:39:52,280 whatever it is that you're listening on right now. 1180 00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:54,240 That is the best way for people to find out about the show. 1181 00:39:54,660 --> 00:39:56,000 New episodes coming out in two weeks. 1182 00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:56,960 We'll see you then.