1 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:07,140 I'm Scott, I'm Russell, and I'm Leo. 2 00:00:07,270 --> 00:00:07,980 This is Spitball. 3 00:00:17,020 --> 00:00:18,160 Welcome to Spitball. 4 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:21,280 Where three firmware flashers and a guest empty, our heads of startup 5 00:00:21,330 --> 00:00:24,600 and tech product ideas that we have stuck up in there so you can all have them for 6 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:24,980 free. 7 00:00:25,420 --> 00:00:26,660 Anything that we say is yours to keep. 8 00:00:26,780 --> 00:00:29,860 And this week, Russell, I believe you brought our guest. 9 00:00:30,290 --> 00:00:31,280 Well, yes, I did. 10 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:39,320 Uh, I brought Josh here who is, um, a incredible musician by trade, by 11 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:46,360 practice, by hobby, while also doing expert roofing advice, we'll say. 12 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:47,780 Sales, maybe. 13 00:00:50,180 --> 00:00:55,500 Um, uh, and let's just say, uh, and soon to be father, he is, I would say he's a 14 00:00:55,280 --> 00:01:02,200 composer, that level of musician. So for all those listeners out there, he is no 15 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:07,860 joke. He is a serious musician man. Look him up. I'm sure he'll plug his handles 16 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:17,160 and his albums later. You know, I'm overhyping him but yeah I try to overhype Josh a little. 17 00:01:17,380 --> 00:01:17,720 What? 18 00:01:19,479 --> 00:01:21,220 And yeah, that's my guest today. 19 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:22,700 Welcome to the show Josh. 20 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:31,020 Yeah, thanks. Thanks. I do. I am enough of an attempted musician that my Instagram handle is Josh holes music 21 00:01:31,380 --> 00:01:35,700 So wonderful follow like subscribe. I don't know if that's try hard or not 22 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:43,260 What give a band camp I don't have a bad I have a sound there's some stuff on SoundCloud 23 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:46,140 Just my just my rapping. All right 24 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:51,600 Well, welcome. We're so glad you're here. And 25 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:55,840 Every week we like to start off with a a warm-up game of some kind this time 26 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:57,980 I'm gonna call this one get in tonic 27 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:04,800 So the intersection of what we do here is alcohol and coding of course, and I have a list of terms here that 28 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:09,600 Either apply to the bartending industry or to the coding industry 29 00:02:09,820 --> 00:02:13,420 And so I just I'm gonna give you one and you tell me whether or not you think it's one or the other 30 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:16,079 This would include for example if I said 31 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:23,960 Rubber ducking you guys I'm sure all know that that's when you are debugging something by explaining your code to a rubber duck 32 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:26,200 That's on your desk because it uses a different part of your brain 33 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:31,900 That of course has nothing to do with bartending and you all do that right so we start as we always do this week 34 00:02:32,580 --> 00:02:33,060 Josh 35 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:38,520 Linting l-i-n-t-i-n-g is that a bartender term or a coding term? 36 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:44,439 Mmm. It's gotta be bartending. It's definitely scanning your code for bugs style 37 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:52,780 Organization that sort of thing linters are a plug-in for your code environment Wow roof or roof really shows out 38 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:56,200 Scott fat washing 39 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:58,180 I'm gonna guess 40 00:02:59,140 --> 00:03:00,880 coding trimming off bad 41 00:03:01,820 --> 00:03:05,960 overbloated code infusing your spirit with fats like bacon or coconut oil 42 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:11,540 Yeah, yeah not your soul 43 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,000 - Confusing your eternal soul. 44 00:03:16,700 --> 00:03:17,500 - My spirit? 45 00:03:18,060 --> 00:03:18,320 - No. 46 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:19,700 - I know, okay. 47 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:24,960 - Russell, yak shaving, like the animal, Y-A-K, yak shaving. 48 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:28,960 - Wow, that's definitely a bartender term, for sure. 49 00:03:29,140 --> 00:03:29,500 - Agreed. 50 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:31,260 - All right, that's getting sidetracked 51 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:33,320 on a chain of trivial tasks in coding 52 00:03:33,420 --> 00:03:34,540 before you get to the real one. 53 00:03:35,420 --> 00:03:37,960 We're 0 for 3, this is going great, I'm having fun. 54 00:03:38,540 --> 00:03:39,620 - Of course, yak shaving. 55 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:40,480 - Brutal. 56 00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:42,320 - I have actually used that in a meeting before. 57 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:43,840 I think we're yak shaving on this. 58 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:45,020 Let's get back to the real issue. 59 00:03:46,620 --> 00:03:47,060 Josh-- 60 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:47,680 Did you coin that? 61 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:48,380 You coined that phrase. 62 00:03:48,420 --> 00:03:49,140 No, that's a real thing. 63 00:03:49,340 --> 00:03:49,720 Google it. 64 00:03:51,540 --> 00:03:53,060 Josh, bike shedding. 65 00:03:53,980 --> 00:03:54,860 Bike shedding. 66 00:03:54,940 --> 00:03:55,760 Bike shedding. 67 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:56,720 I know this one. 68 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:58,060 Actually, awesome. 69 00:03:58,140 --> 00:03:59,620 It's bike shedding? 70 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:00,600 Bike shedding. 71 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:05,840 I'm just imagining a bicycle and then something 72 00:04:05,940 --> 00:04:06,360 that's shedding. 73 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:07,720 I'm going to go coding. 74 00:04:08,220 --> 00:04:09,420 That is very good. 75 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:09,760 Yes. 76 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:10,420 Yeah, there we go. 77 00:04:10,580 --> 00:04:12,420 You have a really big, complicated building, 78 00:04:12,740 --> 00:04:14,700 You don't want to think about the huge problem 79 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:20,760 So you all debate about the bike shed because that's the thing that's more tangible and easy to decide on okay nice 80 00:04:20,900 --> 00:04:23,660 It's a building metaphor. You know roofer you got it 81 00:04:31,900 --> 00:04:36,420 Scott dirty dumping I just okay everything in me screaming 82 00:04:36,460 --> 00:04:37,060 This is drink 83 00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:40,799 But I'm gonna go with my strategy and say this is coding because it's always the opposite 84 00:04:41,060 --> 00:04:44,120 Pouring your shakers contents a nice directly into the glass 85 00:04:47,940 --> 00:04:51,300 Russell clobbering that happens at bars, so 86 00:04:53,699 --> 00:04:55,560 Unintentionally overwriting an existing file 87 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:01,620 VHS right overwriting, right? 88 00:05:03,020 --> 00:05:08,479 Did you get this from Urban Dictionary? No, no. I've been googling. I do my research. I do my own research 89 00:05:10,100 --> 00:05:14,440 One more time through the shaking round Josh tree shaking 90 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:19,340 It's coding come on coding it's coding very good 91 00:05:19,380 --> 00:05:24,860 Yes, that's where you have your program automatically go through all the code and remove the stuff that you are actually using foliage 92 00:05:25,660 --> 00:05:26,660 foliage another 93 00:05:27,340 --> 00:05:28,460 roofing adjacent right 94 00:05:31,140 --> 00:05:37,640 Maybe more than the rest of you Scott whip shaking we did tree shaking now whip shaking I 95 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:42,900 Have no idea this one. I'm gonna go bartending shaking a few ice chips and 96 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:47,620 And then Russell hard shaking oh 97 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:50,340 It's a dance move. Oh, okay 98 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:55,460 that sounds like a bartender term but it's got to be a coding term because it doing the Scott move a 99 00:05:55,660 --> 00:05:58,780 vigorous Japanese shake technique for a silky drink texture 100 00:06:01,300 --> 00:06:03,059 Two steps ahead of us now 101 00:06:03,060 --> 00:06:03,900 - Yes. - Three for nine. 102 00:06:04,380 --> 00:06:06,500 - I doubled that, oh, I'm not thinking that hard about it. 103 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:07,660 - The opposite of what I think. 104 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:09,980 - I think you each got one, but Josh got two. 105 00:06:10,050 --> 00:06:10,860 Well done, very good. 106 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:11,460 - Nice job. 107 00:06:11,740 --> 00:06:14,320 - There's a lot of very silly categories of terms 108 00:06:14,380 --> 00:06:15,520 in technology in general. 109 00:06:15,550 --> 00:06:17,920 You got your silly startups and your silly domain names 110 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,160 and your silly weird coding terms and stuff. 111 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:21,740 Silly programming languages. 112 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:23,280 There's a lot to draw on for these games. 113 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:24,060 - Yeah. 114 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:25,720 - All right, Scott, you're up first this week. 115 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:26,240 What do you got for us? 116 00:06:26,660 --> 00:06:29,120 - Okay, I recently moved into a new home 117 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:32,760 and I have been surrounded by projects, 118 00:06:32,940 --> 00:06:37,640 more than I have had in a very long time in my life where it's just, I, every, 119 00:06:38,020 --> 00:06:39,080 everything needs something. 120 00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:40,320 Every room needs something. 121 00:06:40,540 --> 00:06:42,240 Every object needs a place. 122 00:06:42,340 --> 00:06:46,560 I am just drowning in more work than I have had in a long time and just 123 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,140 getting my normal daily life together. 124 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:51,840 And I've realized like, I need, I need multiple Scots. 125 00:06:51,910 --> 00:06:54,820 I need multiple people to help me, but it is just me. 126 00:06:55,190 --> 00:06:57,060 And I've realized like, I need an intern. 127 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:59,000 I would love an intern right now. 128 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:02,360 So can we just do interns as a service? 129 00:07:02,460 --> 00:07:06,340 I can hire a person with no skill sets whatsoever 130 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:08,960 and I can just bring them in my house and say, 131 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:10,760 do this thing. 132 00:07:11,140 --> 00:07:13,480 I will show you once and just repeat this forever. 133 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:16,020 And then when you're done, move on to this thing over here. 134 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:17,420 I don't care if it's getting me coffee 135 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,940 or if it's painting a living room or something. 136 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:22,120 I just want more sets of hands 137 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:24,280 that I can order around to do this. 138 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:26,380 And that is the entire idea. 139 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:28,780 And I desperately want this. 140 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:30,380 - Uber for interns. 141 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:33,800 You said that they have to have no skills. 142 00:07:35,290 --> 00:07:35,380 (laughing) 143 00:07:35,380 --> 00:07:36,660 - They have to, it's a requirement. 144 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:37,520 - It's a skill. 145 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:39,640 - If they have skills, they cost too much. 146 00:07:39,900 --> 00:07:41,840 - Well, yeah, that's the other thing. 147 00:07:42,060 --> 00:07:44,400 When you apply to be the intern on the app, 148 00:07:44,660 --> 00:07:46,140 you list all of your skills, 149 00:07:46,270 --> 00:07:49,200 you have to prove them to some extent, 150 00:07:49,900 --> 00:07:53,140 and then the cost, the cost to rent you, 151 00:07:53,660 --> 00:07:55,660 is reflective of the amount of skills you have. 152 00:07:56,140 --> 00:07:57,560 But Scott's cheap, so he's gonna go 153 00:07:57,570 --> 00:07:58,580 with all the no skills. 154 00:07:58,920 --> 00:07:59,620 - Right. - Exactly. 155 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:00,460 - Yep. - Heaps. 156 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:02,960 -I almost said servant on here, but that brought me back 157 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:04,800 to the whole Airbnb for servants conversation. 158 00:08:04,850 --> 00:08:07,080 I'm like, "We're going to call them interns and just go from there." 159 00:08:07,100 --> 00:08:08,260 -Intern, no, very fancy. 160 00:08:08,690 --> 00:08:09,180 It's an internship. 161 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:14,300 -What's the website you can hire a person for a single job or something? 162 00:08:14,340 --> 00:08:15,260 -Mechanical Turk? 163 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:18,920 -Fiverr does stuff, but it's musical or artist. 164 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:20,340 -Yes, I don't remember. 165 00:08:21,260 --> 00:08:22,060 Jackrabbit or something? 166 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:23,140 -Oh, yes. 167 00:08:23,140 --> 00:08:23,760 -Taskrabbit. 168 00:08:24,340 --> 00:08:24,700 -Taskrabbit. 169 00:08:24,820 --> 00:08:25,220 Thank you. 170 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:25,580 Yes. 171 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:29,479 I was thinking Taskrabbit on there and I was looking on there for how much does it 172 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:32,320 cost to paint my living room or something and it was just an obscene 173 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:36,440 amount so I'm like great I'm gonna get someone with no skills on there I'm 174 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:39,840 gonna show them on a tape and then walk away and then come back for the next 175 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:45,400 time be like okay now do this and then walk away and I'll clean up the carpet from all the terrible painting job 176 00:08:45,420 --> 00:08:50,920 No you hire another intern to do that. You have a fleet and you have an intern 177 00:08:51,140 --> 00:08:57,660 manager. Intern. Wow. Anyway that is my whole thing I want an intern this week guys. 178 00:08:57,660 --> 00:08:58,680 - An intern. 179 00:08:59,370 --> 00:08:59,680 - You deserve one. 180 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:00,520 - That's actually kind of cool. 181 00:09:01,580 --> 00:09:04,520 - You could, you might get this found out 182 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:06,220 and it may not be scalable or sustainable, 183 00:09:06,460 --> 00:09:09,800 but your whole thing with your previous startup 184 00:09:10,020 --> 00:09:12,760 was that people who graduated from that startup 185 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:14,740 got to kind of pick their own job title 186 00:09:15,020 --> 00:09:17,020 and put whatever work experience 187 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:18,520 that you felt like endorsing. 188 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:20,660 There is an opportunity here for you to like, 189 00:09:21,180 --> 00:09:24,620 offer up some resume fluff in exchange, right? 190 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:26,960 - Our hourly rate was awful, 191 00:09:27,220 --> 00:09:29,260 but they got unlimited beer and pizza 192 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:31,560 and my God, did we get them their next job. 193 00:09:31,660 --> 00:09:33,340 We worked our butts off to make sure 194 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:34,940 that they got the best recommendations 195 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:36,400 and everything we could do. 196 00:09:37,020 --> 00:09:37,500 Everyone won. 197 00:09:37,860 --> 00:09:40,200 VP of painting my living room. 198 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:41,200 That's now on your resume. 199 00:09:42,220 --> 00:09:47,140 - Project managed a renovation on a home work space. 200 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:48,300 (laughing) 201 00:09:50,660 --> 00:09:52,560 - I feel like I, yeah, this is like 202 00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:55,819 when I have my little brother who doesn't have a job around 203 00:09:55,820 --> 00:09:58,500 And I'm like, hey dude, you wanna come paint this 204 00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:01,260 for 20 bucks, like come on by, I'll paint these rooms 205 00:10:01,780 --> 00:10:03,020 and I'll give you like 40 bucks. 206 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:04,160 He's like, okay, sure. 207 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:05,560 Like I can't mess up, right? 208 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:07,560 It's my, you know, well kind of. 209 00:10:07,860 --> 00:10:09,020 And then you're just doing your own thing 210 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:09,640 in the other room. 211 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:12,100 But like, yeah, it's your little brother. 212 00:10:12,140 --> 00:10:13,040 He's always gonna mess up, right? 213 00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:14,180 But you tell him-- 214 00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:15,200 - It's the scamps down the street 215 00:10:15,260 --> 00:10:16,480 who are running the lawn mowing business 216 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:17,820 but a little more broad. 217 00:10:18,620 --> 00:10:20,300 - Yeah, like taking the personal, 218 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:21,800 like or you have a buddy who's like, 219 00:10:21,980 --> 00:10:24,299 oh, I, you know, throw him a couple bucks 220 00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:26,100 for whatever reason, 'cause he just would do 221 00:10:26,230 --> 00:10:27,120 something like that, right? 222 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:30,700 Like, there's like, but maybe, maybe not just any old job, 223 00:10:30,740 --> 00:10:31,840 like you have a different friend 224 00:10:31,940 --> 00:10:33,300 to do a different thing usually. 225 00:10:33,980 --> 00:10:35,860 This would just be that as a service, 226 00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:37,080 it sounds like, right, Scott? 227 00:10:37,180 --> 00:10:40,580 Like you're, like that one guy that you know 228 00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:44,240 that can mow my lawn without fail, like, I don't know. 229 00:10:44,740 --> 00:10:46,100 Like Carl, like our buddy Carl, 230 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:47,100 who was our guest on the show. 231 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,500 If you needed to weld something, 232 00:10:48,770 --> 00:10:49,900 you know who to call, right? 233 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:51,840 You're gonna go to his house and weld or something, 234 00:10:51,940 --> 00:10:54,200 Like that's a really niche thing that you might need. 235 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:55,660 - Well, it's a thing though. 236 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:57,520 Like you gotta think of these jobs as like, 237 00:10:57,640 --> 00:10:59,340 would I trust an intern to weld? 238 00:10:59,460 --> 00:11:01,100 - Would I trust an intern to weld? 239 00:11:02,180 --> 00:11:02,900 Probably not. 240 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,540 - You're right, you need somebody like, yeah. 241 00:11:05,060 --> 00:11:06,520 This is for home projects though, right? 242 00:11:06,580 --> 00:11:10,440 - Yeah, let's avoid getting into the liability issues 243 00:11:11,060 --> 00:11:11,720 in some of this. 244 00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:14,140 You'd open to the door, you're like, 245 00:11:14,180 --> 00:11:15,220 would I trust somebody to weld? 246 00:11:16,180 --> 00:11:17,060 - Here's a flamethrower. 247 00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:17,960 - Let's not. 248 00:11:18,650 --> 00:11:20,660 - Put a no skill intern do this. 249 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:21,880 Yes or no. 250 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:26,520 I like the idea that it would be a resume building thing for them, but then on the 251 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,240 resume, they would have to list like the previous employer. 252 00:11:29,380 --> 00:11:32,400 And I don't know if they would list that app or they would list you. 253 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,240 Just get an LLC. 254 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:35,680 That sounds super fancy. 255 00:11:36,180 --> 00:11:37,640 And then just put their name under that. 256 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:38,080 That's right. 257 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:38,920 That's right. 258 00:11:39,140 --> 00:11:39,860 That's part of the service. 259 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:45,100 I was the SVP of execution at whatever enterprises. 260 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:45,660 Yeah. 261 00:11:46,399 --> 00:11:46,800 Execution. 262 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:51,940 Furniture building. 263 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:55,200 Every Ikea piece of furniture that I ever needed to build, 264 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:57,300 I would have just hired somebody immediately. 265 00:11:57,740 --> 00:11:59,700 You could hire me actually, I enjoy doing this. 266 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:01,360 - Follow these instructions, do this. 267 00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:02,880 - It's adult Legos, you don't like that? 268 00:12:03,540 --> 00:12:04,780 - See, it's fun once, 269 00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:06,100 but not when you have to assemble 270 00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:08,980 every freaking piece of furniture in a house going through. 271 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,700 - Why is TaskRabbit, I've kind of forgot that existed, 272 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:12,560 why is that expensive? 273 00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:15,200 It seems like, is it not a race to the bottom? 274 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:18,340 - It was more of, hey, I need someone to do, 275 00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:20,040 I need someone to help me, 276 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:23,160 Honestly, scrub out the upstairs bathtub, paint the downstairs, 277 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:25,660 mow the back lawn, do all these different things. 278 00:12:25,900 --> 00:12:28,580 It was person on there would be like, "This is my skill set. 279 00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:29,220 I'll do this. 280 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:30,180 This is my skill set. 281 00:12:30,220 --> 00:12:30,720 I'll do this." 282 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:34,760 There wasn't a cross-platform general for everyone. 283 00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:36,760 You were having to hire too many people. 284 00:12:36,980 --> 00:12:39,680 I want one size fits all, even if it's mediocre to the core. 285 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,100 Yes. 286 00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:43,360 This is like a babysitter problem too. 287 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:46,080 With a babysitter, you build a relationship with them. 288 00:12:46,380 --> 00:12:48,740 You have them come back multiple times a week. 289 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:54,120 You kind of want that experience not a couple times. You know every other week. You know you can barely 290 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:57,540 They start raising my kids. I don't see my kids 291 00:13:00,140 --> 00:13:03,280 Sudden where am I I suddenly have so much free time 292 00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:07,559 Forget where I am sometimes I 293 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:13,199 Give I loan them my credit card I go to Wichita 294 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:17,180 That's guys have all thought this out. Yeah, I guess so 295 00:13:18,220 --> 00:13:19,920 There's something about the relationship of like, all right 296 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,980 This guy's gonna come back to my house or gal is gonna come back to my house to continue 297 00:13:24,140 --> 00:13:27,580 Painting and cleaning up the mess they made to if they have no skills 298 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,340 There's a little bit of the week after 299 00:13:30,950 --> 00:13:33,420 They clean up the mess like a typical uber driver 300 00:13:33,490 --> 00:13:36,680 They can kind of screw up like one or like door - driver 301 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:40,439 They can eat a fry or two and they get away with the five the four point nine stars 302 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:46,180 I'm sure you know, but uh maybe not in this scenario. There isn't even a rating system 303 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:51,500 There's no profiles is nothing you just get a blank in turn. Just a quarter. I'll take four 304 00:13:55,860 --> 00:14:01,160 Give them names when they arrive there's just no have a number. Oh you want just numbers 305 00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:04,319 You're fucking blank profiles 306 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:11,700 You don't talk to these people, Scott. 307 00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:12,500 You use the app. 308 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:14,940 You say, one, talk to two and three. 309 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,060 You build a queue of tasks. 310 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,420 They've got headphones in, and they're just doing it. 311 00:14:19,420 --> 00:14:20,320 And you never interact with them. 312 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:21,060 It's beautiful. 313 00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:22,580 This is Black Mirror. 314 00:14:23,399 --> 00:14:25,280 This has become Black Mirror. 315 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,960 And then you wear a crown and a robe. 316 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,260 Well, four will put it on you. 317 00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:32,620 They try and introduce themselves, and you say, 318 00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:34,420 no, no, no, I'll stop you right there. 319 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,280 I don't need to know your name. 320 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:38,280 This is a transaction. 321 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,800 Exactly. You don't speak to me. 322 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:45,640 You're my intern from the app. 323 00:14:45,930 --> 00:14:48,880 You speak to 15, 15, speak to three and four. 324 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:50,580 He's in charge. 325 00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:54,340 You speak to 15 and when 15's gone, 18's in charge. 326 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,480 Someday you hope to be a 15. 327 00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:00,920 If you work long enough, 28. 328 00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:01,840 Maybe. 329 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:09,700 All right, Leo, what do you got for us this week? 330 00:15:10,130 --> 00:15:12,520 - All right, have you guys used one of those 331 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:15,880 haptic feedback steering wheel video game controllers 332 00:15:16,260 --> 00:15:17,680 in the last like 10 years? 333 00:15:17,860 --> 00:15:21,420 Like a wheel at an arcade that actually gives you the rumble 334 00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:23,880 and you have to fight the car as it's moving and stuff? 335 00:15:24,180 --> 00:15:26,220 They're getting really good and it's very fun, 336 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,180 not very expensive. 337 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:31,720 I think it would be a neat quasi-educational thing 338 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:34,420 to stick that in the back seat of my car 339 00:15:34,510 --> 00:15:37,679 in front of my kids and pair it with an OBD reader 340 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:40,060 so that when I'm moving the pedals or steering wheel, 341 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:43,420 it is giving real time what I'm doing to the kid. 342 00:15:44,020 --> 00:15:46,180 I don't think it'll be a two-way communication, of course. 343 00:15:46,310 --> 00:15:48,780 I don't think they should be able to affect 344 00:15:48,830 --> 00:15:50,020 the steering wheel and stuff, 345 00:15:50,460 --> 00:15:51,660 unless maybe there's a driver's training. 346 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,400 You know how there's a driver's training cars 347 00:15:53,460 --> 00:15:55,320 that have the two steering wheels and gas pedals 348 00:15:55,460 --> 00:15:56,180 and brakes and stuff? 349 00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:57,580 Maybe this is that too, I don't know, 350 00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:58,580 a little aftermarket accessory. 351 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,420 But I think it'd be fun if I could be like, 352 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:02,380 look, buddy, see we're at the stop sign now, 353 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:04,640 now press the gas pedal and off we go, 354 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,239 and whoa, and he like sees it move 355 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:08,840 and he can put his feet on it too, or her feet, 356 00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:10,280 and rest 'em and move and stuff, 357 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:11,520 and kind of feel how the car's moving. 358 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:15,180 Slightly easier way to ease into driver's training 359 00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:16,940 sort of thing when you're younger, 360 00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:19,100 or maybe even this is a precursor 361 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:21,680 to feeling natural with a car for driver's training. 362 00:16:21,820 --> 00:16:22,120 I don't know. 363 00:16:22,780 --> 00:16:24,140 It'd just be a fun accessory to build. 364 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:27,540 And I think that the car's OBD2 port, 365 00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:28,860 which is underneath the steering wheel 366 00:16:28,860 --> 00:16:29,480 of every single car, 367 00:16:29,820 --> 00:16:32,120 I think gives enough data to build something like this. 368 00:16:32,380 --> 00:16:34,360 And every car since the '80s has that little port. 369 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:34,860 - Whoa. 370 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,700 and just live stream a dash cam up front to an iPad 371 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:38,760 or something in front of them. 372 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:40,580 - That'd be cool. 373 00:16:41,140 --> 00:16:43,120 Yeah, I mean they could see out most of the windows 374 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:46,760 pretty good, but yeah, that could be a nice little add-on too 375 00:16:47,260 --> 00:16:51,200 but yeah, I want a haptic feedback secondary steering wheel 376 00:16:51,340 --> 00:16:53,660 set for my kid in the backseat. 377 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:56,340 - So when you're not driving, when you turn right 378 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:58,800 the wheel will also visualize, yeah. 379 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,380 - Maybe they could even fight it. 380 00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:02,580 (laughing) 381 00:17:04,199 --> 00:17:06,360 -I want to give them a score at the end of each car trip 382 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:09,220 to be like, "How well did they follow along with Dad?" 383 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:09,900 -Oh, yes. 384 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,819 -How many times would they have crashed? 385 00:17:12,319 --> 00:17:15,220 -The new Mario Karts have modes that you can turn on 386 00:17:15,339 --> 00:17:19,300 where it'll gently guide young children back onto the track for them. 387 00:17:19,380 --> 00:17:19,620 -Oh, yes. 388 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,140 -Automatically press the Go button. 389 00:17:22,260 --> 00:17:24,640 You could even have this where there's a scale 390 00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:27,920 between the steering wheel is completely loose 391 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:30,420 and they're just trying to match it up with you as best as they can 392 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:33,460 versus it's really telling them where you're going right now. 393 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:36,300 So it could be like a game where they have to turn 394 00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:38,220 when you're turning and like you said, 395 00:17:38,220 --> 00:17:39,500 you get a score at the end or something. 396 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:40,080 That'd be fun. 397 00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:41,860 - Yeah, I'm imagining the wheel, 398 00:17:42,220 --> 00:17:43,020 they're holding the wheel 399 00:17:43,140 --> 00:17:45,340 and then there's a screen behind the wheel 400 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,060 where yeah, the wheel turns 401 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:50,980 and they have to line up the wheel with the screen 402 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:51,500 or something. 403 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,800 - I'm embarrassed to say I didn't even think about like, 404 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,420 they can't see directly ahead. 405 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,900 It doesn't make sense, they need some sort of thing. 406 00:17:58,460 --> 00:17:59,740 I don't know, I guess I was kind of picturing 407 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:01,740 they can see good enough, but yeah, you're right. 408 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:04,420 There needs to be some kind of windshield representation 409 00:18:04,580 --> 00:18:05,340 back there probably. 410 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,620 Or maybe they're just big enough to sit in the passenger seat 411 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,620 and this clamps onto the glove box, I don't know. 412 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:10,460 - That'd be cool. 413 00:18:10,620 --> 00:18:12,740 - Yeah, originally I imagined a three year old 414 00:18:12,820 --> 00:18:15,420 and then I thought, no I have to start a little bit later. 415 00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:16,900 - Just a little bit. 416 00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:17,180 - Than that. 417 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:18,940 - This sprung up because my five year old 418 00:18:19,020 --> 00:18:21,120 started asking me a couple weeks ago specific questions 419 00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:22,920 about how much I was using the pedals and stuff. 420 00:18:22,980 --> 00:18:24,380 Like, so you're not doing it at all right now? 421 00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:25,540 Nope, we're just creeping forward 422 00:18:25,860 --> 00:18:28,420 because gas cars will just sort of move on their own 423 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,740 if you don't hold the brake. 424 00:18:29,820 --> 00:18:31,040 Like, he didn't get any of this. 425 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:33,400 And I'm like, yeah, I guess unless you bring a kid 426 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:35,640 to like a field in the middle of nowhere 427 00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:37,740 and you let them sit on your lap or something, 428 00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:40,200 there's not really a great way to communicate this 429 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:42,360 to them in real time, you know? 430 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:43,680 Make a game out of it. 431 00:18:43,940 --> 00:18:45,860 - This is way better than an iPad in the car. 432 00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:48,540 You know, it mixes it up every once in a while, right? 433 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,660 Like long car trip, feel the bore. 434 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:53,620 - Start swerving on the highway, yeah. 435 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:53,820 - Yeah. 436 00:18:54,460 --> 00:18:54,860 (laughing) 437 00:18:55,299 --> 00:18:56,660 Start swerving on the highway. 438 00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:58,320 - Yeah, it'll be fun. 439 00:18:58,780 --> 00:18:59,460 Here we go, kids. 440 00:18:59,940 --> 00:19:00,660 Hang on. 441 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,180 Dad, there's a cop up ahead. 442 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:03,820 Oh, amazing. 443 00:19:04,180 --> 00:19:04,340 Right? 444 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,800 I see it in my mirror. 445 00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,780 Right, the Tesla would definitely be able to 446 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,280 transition into this really easily 447 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,680 'cause there's already footage everywhere. 448 00:19:16,980 --> 00:19:20,140 I feel like this would be the coolest toy ever. 449 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,460 Back, like, I don't know. 450 00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:24,480 You could call it Backseat Driver. 451 00:19:24,740 --> 00:19:26,020 Oh man, that just came to me. 452 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:27,340 That's good. 453 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,880 -Sure, Bryce is my first backseat driver. 454 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:31,360 That's right. 455 00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:32,180 -It's an adult joke. 456 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,360 -I could just picture you, Leo, freaking out. 457 00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,020 "Okay, dad's going to take a nap now. 458 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:37,519 Milo, you have the controls." 459 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:38,840 [laughter] 460 00:19:41,539 --> 00:19:42,380 -Dad, no. 461 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:43,400 -Keep us on the road. 462 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:47,680 -If you had siblings though, you could rotate it. 463 00:19:47,780 --> 00:19:48,940 I guess like-- 464 00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:50,200 -Get two of them and compete. 465 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:51,000 -Yes. 466 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:52,360 Who's going to be the better driver? 467 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:53,380 -Yes. 468 00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:54,500 Line it up. 469 00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:57,100 -Oh, you would have gone past that stop sign. 470 00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:58,660 Yes. 471 00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:03,760 If they do, if they do crash the car, then there's some sort of rumble. 472 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:09,640 You can just hear there's like a clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, 473 00:20:09,740 --> 00:20:12,980 like cash going elsewhere out of it. 474 00:20:13,140 --> 00:20:14,800 Flies out of a piggy bank on the screen. 475 00:20:15,020 --> 00:20:15,460 Bad news. 476 00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:17,520 You got to call the insurance company daughter. 477 00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:19,280 Oh, no. 478 00:20:19,540 --> 00:20:20,360 We're on hold again. 479 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,360 It's all part of the simulation. 480 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:24,800 Yeah. 481 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,960 Dialing State Farm insurance. 482 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,220 This is supposed to be fun. 483 00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:30,740 No, it's not. 484 00:20:30,820 --> 00:20:31,380 It's life. 485 00:20:31,780 --> 00:20:35,240 You could have chosen a higher premium, low deductible plan. 486 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,840 But you're regretting that now, aren't you? 487 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:41,720 The kid has to pick insurance plans 488 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:43,380 before they start the game and stuff. 489 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:43,720 Yeah. 490 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:47,740 Oh, yeah. 491 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,080 All right, Russell. 492 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,020 What do you have for us this week? 493 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:56,440 All right, so the other day, I don't drink a lot of liquor 494 00:20:56,540 --> 00:20:56,760 now. 495 00:20:57,580 --> 00:21:02,340 I've been having the same bottles for like five or six years, I think. 496 00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:02,800 Me too. 497 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:12,780 And I don't want to buy a full handle or like a fifth of booze anymore, but I want to buy higher quality. 498 00:21:13,820 --> 00:21:16,680 And so I think my idea is really simple. 499 00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:22,760 It's like buying with five friends to keep the prices down or like have some fun with it. 500 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,520 Really high quality booze. 501 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:28,340 like it's social, it's different, 502 00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:30,780 keeps things interesting, and now it's like 503 00:21:30,860 --> 00:21:32,900 the service is bottling it and shipping it 504 00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:35,560 to all five friends, or however many, 505 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:40,600 and now you're trying like this high selection of booze. 506 00:21:41,260 --> 00:21:43,440 Free advertising, you know, or like, 507 00:21:43,810 --> 00:21:46,500 you, like the liquor companies love this 508 00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:48,580 because they sell a lot more, probably. 509 00:21:49,150 --> 00:21:51,280 They get a lot more, you throw a coupon in there 510 00:21:51,290 --> 00:21:53,080 for each one or something, right? 511 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:58,900 And, uh, you turn it into a marketing, a blend of marketing samples and selling. 512 00:21:59,160 --> 00:21:59,280 Right. 513 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:00,900 It's like, it's like, yeah. 514 00:22:00,990 --> 00:22:07,600 So we're a service that advertises and sells your liquor to groups of individuals. 515 00:22:08,030 --> 00:22:12,380 Like those sample boxes every month you get a Japanese candy or whatever, 516 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,720 but instead it's a flight. 517 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:15,560 That's right. 518 00:22:15,860 --> 00:22:16,200 That's right. 519 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:19,780 And it's a, and it's a social element where everybody in the friend 520 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,380 group splits the bottle. 521 00:22:22,460 --> 00:22:27,260 rather than only just a portion of many different things 522 00:22:27,300 --> 00:22:28,180 only come to you. 523 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:30,980 - Part of this could be the service facilitating 524 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:33,680 that conversation and like rating dialogue, 525 00:22:33,940 --> 00:22:35,440 rating system or something, yeah. 526 00:22:35,670 --> 00:22:37,980 - You could probably get Fireball sometime 527 00:22:38,030 --> 00:22:42,180 and then the podcast could do a Spitball Fireball tasting. 528 00:22:42,470 --> 00:22:43,880 - We love Fireball in this podcast. 529 00:22:44,020 --> 00:22:45,380 - They're gonna be our first corporate sponsor. 530 00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:49,360 This week's episode is brought to you by Fireball Whiskey. 531 00:22:50,460 --> 00:22:52,200 The only sponsor we would accept. 532 00:22:52,490 --> 00:22:56,040 Can you please start every episode with that until we get a sponsorship from them? 533 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:57,980 And no one else. 534 00:22:58,190 --> 00:22:59,459 Thank you, Fireball for... 535 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:02,440 We spit the Fireball out. 536 00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:04,240 Russell, I like this. 537 00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:08,520 You, there's, there's an app called Untapped where you can rate beers and 538 00:23:08,580 --> 00:23:12,200 IPAs or whatever, which is, which is definitely not the same thing, but I 539 00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:17,380 liked, I liked the social element of rating the same beer that one of my 540 00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:20,200 other friends did, I haven't done it for five years. 541 00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:22,240 So I'm sorry, Untapped, if you're listening. 542 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:27,240 But yeah, I liked the social element of it. 543 00:23:27,980 --> 00:23:30,260 - I did Untapped, right, too, for a little bit. 544 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:32,120 And it was cool when you had the right friends 545 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,420 that were using it a bunch. 546 00:23:33,940 --> 00:23:35,720 And yeah, it was always fun. 547 00:23:36,180 --> 00:23:38,880 And yeah, this would be, I think, is it an app? 548 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,840 Or there's probably cool ways to reveal your rating 549 00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:43,340 or something, right? 550 00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:46,780 All right, y'all submit it when everybody tries it, 551 00:23:46,940 --> 00:23:49,160 and then notification goes out. 552 00:23:49,300 --> 00:23:51,500 Oh, Josh submitted his rating. 553 00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:53,020 Boom, everybody gets their rating. 554 00:23:53,740 --> 00:23:53,980 You know? 555 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,480 - Many, many years ago, we did this in person 556 00:23:56,740 --> 00:23:57,980 at one of our mutual friends' house. 557 00:23:58,100 --> 00:24:00,240 Oh, Phil's, who was on the show long ago. 558 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,440 And we did a wine tasting where we rated 10 or 12. 559 00:24:03,540 --> 00:24:06,140 And I think Welch's grape juice was like number two 560 00:24:06,380 --> 00:24:09,040 or number three of the fanciest wines. 561 00:24:09,460 --> 00:24:11,800 - We learned we were very bad at drinking wine. 562 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,020 - Oh no. - It's only those moments, 563 00:24:13,140 --> 00:24:15,000 right, where like, oh wow, I can't believe 564 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,780 fireball whiskey, no, something won, you know? 565 00:24:18,020 --> 00:24:19,500 -Yeah. Oh, it's so exotic. 566 00:24:20,180 --> 00:24:22,740 -My first thought for this, Russell, was D&D groups, 567 00:24:22,860 --> 00:24:24,980 where you have a group of people or guys or whatever 568 00:24:25,060 --> 00:24:27,660 that meet at the same regular enough. 569 00:24:27,670 --> 00:24:29,260 You know that there's a meeting coming up 570 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,980 and you buy one bottle of super fancy stuff, 571 00:24:31,990 --> 00:24:34,460 you split it four ways or five ways, whatever, 572 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:37,180 ship it to everyone if they're all in different locations 573 00:24:37,290 --> 00:24:39,020 and you're all drinking the same thing that day. 574 00:24:39,180 --> 00:24:41,620 -The cost too would be awesome because in theory, 575 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:44,720 you could cut the-- It'd be the same price as buying it yourself. 576 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,219 -Yes, I'd love to split a fancy bottle of whiskey 577 00:24:47,380 --> 00:24:49,040 with all of them during the session or something. 578 00:24:49,050 --> 00:24:55,300 It's like going in on a cow with your friends, but instead it's a nice 579 00:24:55,490 --> 00:24:57,740 top shelf Jameson limited or something. 580 00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:01,160 Hey, those pair, those pair well together actually. 581 00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:02,000 This is a bundle. 582 00:25:02,260 --> 00:25:02,900 A good steak. 583 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:07,460 Pair with the farmers, pair with the farmer out here and do it yourself. 584 00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:07,780 Yeah. 585 00:25:07,780 --> 00:25:11,840 You can facilitate that yourself or hire somebody on, on Scott's 586 00:25:12,180 --> 00:25:14,900 TaskRabbit site, the intern. 587 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,440 He's gonna have to drive it down to... 588 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:20,340 Hire the intern to pour out each bottle of Oxford 589 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:23,320 or McCallum or a lot of the world. 590 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:23,860 Just sell the hardware, Russell. 591 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,380 It's just like a one input, five output spigot looking thing 592 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,520 where you're poured it on top and you sell a bunch of bottles. 593 00:25:29,540 --> 00:25:30,300 Invent a funnel. 594 00:25:30,940 --> 00:25:31,820 Yeah, invent a funnel. 595 00:25:32,550 --> 00:25:34,580 But it comes with all the bottles and you brand it right. 596 00:25:34,780 --> 00:25:35,640 People eat that up. 597 00:25:35,740 --> 00:25:36,420 Yeah, yeah. 598 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:37,360 Drink it up. 599 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:38,300 Drink it up, sorry. 600 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:39,420 Is there... 601 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:40,480 [laughter] 602 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:44,240 What's the deal with the little airplane travel size bottles of liquor? 603 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:45,860 Are they only the bottom shelf stuff? 604 00:25:46,020 --> 00:25:48,260 Why is it that you can't get like really, really good, 605 00:25:48,740 --> 00:25:51,580 tiny, small bottles of whiskey is an invented thing, right? 606 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,820 - Yeah, what's the best liquor I've seen in one of those? 607 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:56,060 I don't know, I don't have any attention. 608 00:25:56,060 --> 00:25:57,900 - They just don't wanna dilute their brand with that? 609 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,460 - We're so close. - That's interesting. 610 00:26:00,220 --> 00:26:03,100 - Man, that's true, they do sell those little bottles, 611 00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:05,960 so that might just be good too, right? 612 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:06,500 (laughing) 613 00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:08,480 - No, no. 614 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:09,300 - This would be the-- 615 00:26:09,300 --> 00:26:09,400 - Not usually. 616 00:26:10,140 --> 00:26:12,260 - We're not poo-pooing your idea, we're saying-- 617 00:26:12,260 --> 00:26:14,420 - I wanna be sharing the exact same bottle 618 00:26:14,420 --> 00:26:17,440 - I think the whole industry is like right on the precipice 619 00:26:17,500 --> 00:26:18,520 of this being a good idea. 620 00:26:19,220 --> 00:26:19,900 That's already implemented. 621 00:26:20,420 --> 00:26:21,460 - It's all been leading to this. 622 00:26:21,780 --> 00:26:22,520 - Yes, exactly. 623 00:26:22,580 --> 00:26:24,980 - We would be the ones that would sell the ones 624 00:26:25,020 --> 00:26:26,920 that you couldn't get in little bottles. 625 00:26:27,780 --> 00:26:27,900 - Honestly? 626 00:26:27,900 --> 00:26:29,040 - There we go, there's our niche. 627 00:26:30,420 --> 00:26:35,360 - Can you just get someone's product and resell it again? 628 00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:37,580 - That's what you get five spigot funnels for. 629 00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:38,600 - I think so. 630 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,380 - I don't know, it seems like, is this legal? 631 00:26:41,450 --> 00:26:43,160 Do you have to get a liquor license to do this? 632 00:26:43,900 --> 00:26:50,560 You got the liquor license all you have to do all you have to do is start by uniting the five most expensive brands of 633 00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,560 Whiskey, which I'm sure there will be no disagreements 634 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:57,760 No at all and just sell those five to begin with that's when you get off the ground and then you can maybe 635 00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:01,320 Blossom from there one bottle at a time Johnny Walker 636 00:27:02,399 --> 00:27:09,540 Lagavulin McCallan what else Glenn Fittich Jameson another one Jameson you have to have fireball. It's like a dessert shot 637 00:27:11,860 --> 00:27:15,260 When you've already had the other ones so fireball serves it tastes good 638 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:16,440 free 639 00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:21,960 Please sponsor us fireball. Yeah, now that you say that I think you're you're right McCallan 640 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:27,380 I guess all these scotches. I remember seeing the little bottles and they're dope this would be for like whistle 641 00:27:27,420 --> 00:27:31,880 I don't think whistle pig right there a smaller one ounce. Oh, yeah 642 00:27:32,180 --> 00:27:37,260 Yeah, like a five split of whistle pig something that's not popular 643 00:27:37,380 --> 00:27:43,460 There's a there's a gin company out in in Vermont that I would love everybody to try a bottle 644 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:48,660 It's like I would almost buy it for my friends just this if it got sent and delivered 645 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:52,580 That would actually be like you're maybe gonna do it. I know like I could 646 00:27:54,320 --> 00:28:00,020 Maybe there is something to the why don't I just buy the bottle split it and send it sell the hardware 647 00:28:00,660 --> 00:28:07,360 So you should sell the kit you're selling a 48 pack of small bottles and a funnel 648 00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:11,580 cork system that's what you're doing and a label maker 649 00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:26,320 Staples the share share a drink kit you know it's funny the remote drinking bar 650 00:28:26,980 --> 00:28:33,700 Set this is this is why but like the same reason why Spitball exists like there's that thought of me doing that and then if 651 00:28:33,460 --> 00:28:36,560 I were to actually go out and buy the kit put it in my house 652 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:41,220 Find a location for it and not have my wife kill me right with all the other shit I have 653 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:48,000 Like and this is this service is to outsource that concept, right? 654 00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:52,060 So yeah, you could buy this or we could do it for you. Right? So we sell both 655 00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:56,920 All right, we'll sell you the kit and if you don't want to deal with the kit, we'll do it all 656 00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:01,340 Well, it's a week rental. Why do you need it again? You just send the kit back when you're done 657 00:29:01,300 --> 00:29:07,880 No, it's a subscription service and they keep sending you bottles and then you keep splitting it along with the pre-packaging so I can 658 00:29:08,060 --> 00:29:12,760 Ship this one-off bottle to my friends. DRM'd bottles that are only compatible with your funnel 659 00:29:15,820 --> 00:29:19,120 It's like cure eggs. Oh 660 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:25,480 Yeah, I honestly think you could do subscription if it's just for the packaging where I sent Russell a bottle Russell also has a funnel 661 00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:27,600 Next week he sends one back to me and we just keep 662 00:29:30,180 --> 00:29:32,800 The sisterhood of the traveling whiskey. Exactly. Yes 663 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:40,240 Could be the brotherhood but the bro, I see I see I'll be part of a sisterhood. I don't know girls can drink whiskey 664 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:46,000 Yeah, girls love fireball sibling hood. Okay, we'll keep it. I 665 00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:52,940 Can see I like Scott's idea could they those people could be those non skilled workers could be assembling 666 00:29:53,620 --> 00:29:57,060 Everything and then Leo's kids could be driving 667 00:29:57,700 --> 00:30:01,880 Could be the delivery people for Russell's product. 668 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:04,240 Corporate synergy. 669 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,400 I didn't, I honestly, 670 00:30:06,690 --> 00:30:08,600 this is obviously my first time on Spitball. 671 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,400 I didn't know that this would just happen. 672 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:11,660 You guys would just sit. 673 00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:14,360 We've all been waiting to see how they all fit together. 674 00:30:14,660 --> 00:30:16,260 Can't wait to see where your slot's right in. 675 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,840 This is, yeah, I think it's gonna be a left, 676 00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:20,920 out of left field, but. 677 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:21,580 That's okay. 678 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,040 We should kick it to Josh. 679 00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:27,600 Yeah, kick it. 680 00:30:27,780 --> 00:30:28,100 Let's hear it. 681 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,200 Josh, what do you got for us? 682 00:30:30,740 --> 00:30:34,940 Yeah, the mini announcement was made earlier that I'm going to be a dad. 683 00:30:35,340 --> 00:30:38,120 And so that's, that's been on my mind. 684 00:30:38,220 --> 00:30:39,200 Yeah, snaps is fun. 685 00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:40,680 Also anxiety. 686 00:30:41,260 --> 00:30:42,280 Applause for that. 687 00:30:43,700 --> 00:30:45,020 Applause for that. 688 00:30:45,700 --> 00:30:48,920 Because it's more prominent than anything else. 689 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:53,980 But do you guys remember, I don't know, I'm from Nebraska. 690 00:30:54,660 --> 00:30:59,160 Do you, um, did you guys have a class in middle school where you had to take care of a fake baby? 691 00:30:59,580 --> 00:31:02,980 Ah, I never did it, but people in my high school did, yes. 692 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:10,400 When I say, when I say fake, I mean basically an animatronic baby that actually pseudo-responds. 693 00:31:10,540 --> 00:31:10,900 It cried. 694 00:31:10,900 --> 00:31:18,580 It would cry and you would have to pick it up and then kind of soothe it and the baby would have sensors on it showing that you were taken care of. 695 00:31:19,100 --> 00:31:21,540 Yes, and you could fail being a parent. 696 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:23,440 Yeah, yeah, absolutely. 697 00:31:23,660 --> 00:31:24,880 It was an assignment, yes. 698 00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:26,140 - I can't believe it. 699 00:31:26,180 --> 00:31:29,820 That class was called Family Consumer Sciences or something 700 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,800 and that was in like seventh or eighth grade. 701 00:31:31,820 --> 00:31:32,900 I wasn't even in high school. 702 00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:35,000 I don't know, they might have been trying to shock us 703 00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:35,840 into not having kids. 704 00:31:36,100 --> 00:31:37,180 Anyways, the idea-- 705 00:31:37,180 --> 00:31:38,300 - Was it a contraceptive? 706 00:31:38,460 --> 00:31:38,680 - Yeah. 707 00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:40,020 - It's a contraceptive. 708 00:31:40,260 --> 00:31:42,140 - 'Cause the thing would cry at all hours 709 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:43,480 of the day and night and stuff. 710 00:31:43,540 --> 00:31:44,960 You'd have to like get up and put it, 711 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,560 ours had like a key that you had to like put in the back 712 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:48,200 that would like-- 713 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,220 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe. 714 00:31:49,460 --> 00:31:49,620 - Yeah. 715 00:31:50,260 --> 00:31:52,040 - I don't think, yeah, I think it was like shifts. 716 00:31:52,140 --> 00:31:55,040 So you would only take it home for like two days in the whole semester and 717 00:31:55,060 --> 00:31:56,360 then somebody else would another time. 718 00:31:56,480 --> 00:32:02,220 So it wasn't, it wasn't the full blown, like three months rehearsal of this, but 719 00:32:02,780 --> 00:32:07,960 my idea is akin to that, but it's a more social media-ized version of this, which 720 00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:12,740 is an app, I'm sure that I'm sure you, you have brought up many an app in your 721 00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:18,500 time here, but it's an app that basically functions as an Amber alert to people 722 00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:22,720 that are in a position like me, which is before I'm about to have a kid. 723 00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,080 So I feel unprepared, right? 724 00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:32,560 This app would serve to prepare me to the lifestyle that is beholden to a baby, 725 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:38,580 to beholden to a baby that will cry, poop, yell, run away, whatever. 726 00:32:38,670 --> 00:32:40,260 And so, yeah. 727 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:44,200 And the app would be controlled by maybe your friends. 728 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:45,200 So maybe you three. 729 00:32:45,460 --> 00:32:47,380 So, so, so I, 730 00:32:48,420 --> 00:32:49,540 where it gets interesting. 731 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:52,220 I have the app. 732 00:32:52,300 --> 00:32:55,900 You also have also have the app, but I am like the parents in the app. 733 00:32:55,980 --> 00:32:56,140 Yeah. 734 00:32:56,420 --> 00:33:00,320 And you guys and whoever else are my friends, you guys can just log onto the 735 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:04,200 app and say, send Josh Amber alert. 736 00:33:04,450 --> 00:33:06,000 His baby just had a blowout. 737 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:13,080 The diaper it's gushing at the seams and I have, and I have like three minutes to 738 00:33:13,340 --> 00:33:16,420 respond to the app to get to wipes. 739 00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:20,420 Or I get a failing or I get a failing grade. 740 00:33:20,740 --> 00:33:22,400 Um, this is going to help your anxiety. 741 00:33:24,860 --> 00:33:26,100 Yeah, that's the proposal. 742 00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:26,460 Yeah. 743 00:33:27,180 --> 00:33:31,160 The, the idea was that it would be like, yeah, that it would prepare. 744 00:33:31,700 --> 00:33:32,440 It's a practice run. 745 00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:33,500 Very fun. 746 00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:39,600 But, but yeah, so of course you mentioned the anxiety, which is absolutely valid. 747 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:46,580 And the reason why I'm not pushing for this beyond this episode, but, but, um, I 748 00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:49,340 I think there would have to be some sort of limit on the app. 749 00:33:49,460 --> 00:33:53,000 Like, okay, Josh just got bombarded two hours ago. 750 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,260 Nobody, so like Leo just, 751 00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:58,000 Leo just gave Josh an Amber Alert two hours ago. 752 00:33:58,140 --> 00:34:00,100 So now there's like, you can't do it again 753 00:34:00,220 --> 00:34:02,020 for another two hours or something. 754 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,340 - Just like real babies, yeah. 755 00:34:03,420 --> 00:34:06,960 - It can't, well, this is my wishful thinking. 756 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:08,480 - You cried two hours ago, baby. 757 00:34:08,510 --> 00:34:09,340 You don't get to cry. 758 00:34:10,700 --> 00:34:11,139 (laughing) 759 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:14,580 - No more crying. 760 00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,280 - Okay, okay, maybe not. 761 00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:18,300 Honestly, yeah, maybe if I fail, 762 00:34:18,639 --> 00:34:20,200 if I fail the tests enough times, 763 00:34:20,379 --> 00:34:21,720 then it just gets worse and worse 764 00:34:22,179 --> 00:34:23,840 and the time spread out, yeah. 765 00:34:24,620 --> 00:34:28,919 - What if you paired it with a friend 766 00:34:29,060 --> 00:34:30,520 that actually has a baby 767 00:34:31,139 --> 00:34:33,280 and it was sending all these alerts 768 00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:34,940 when their baby actually does? 769 00:34:35,340 --> 00:34:36,480 - Oh wow, interesting. 770 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,360 - Or just you, the dad, is live tweeting 771 00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:42,480 what your kid is doing at all points, 772 00:34:42,510 --> 00:34:44,340 if anything specific happens. 773 00:34:44,340 --> 00:34:45,500 - There are many apps for this. 774 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:51,280 So there are like, uh, keep track of when baby does all of its things that babies 775 00:34:51,419 --> 00:34:56,440 do when you've nursed and what side all that stuff is, there's a hundred apps, 776 00:34:56,560 --> 00:35:00,400 but I've never seen one with a feature that then pushes that notification 777 00:35:00,580 --> 00:35:04,080 as an alert to another person who's not in the family. 778 00:35:04,180 --> 00:35:04,720 That's fun. 779 00:35:04,900 --> 00:35:06,920 You're like almost there with some of these tracking apps. 780 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:07,120 Yeah. 781 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:07,700 Yeah. 782 00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:09,160 Individualized social media. 783 00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:09,700 Yeah. 784 00:35:09,820 --> 00:35:12,920 Cause I have, we have like the pregnancy tracker apps and there's many of those, 785 00:35:12,940 --> 00:35:18,280 but the social component to a lived experience 786 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:19,460 with a baby life. 787 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,960 - We used apps to track baby's weight 788 00:35:22,300 --> 00:35:24,920 because he was having trouble gaining weight 789 00:35:24,980 --> 00:35:25,920 when he was very, very little, 790 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,340 and it was very helpful to have that graphed out, 791 00:35:28,580 --> 00:35:29,520 measured and stuff. 792 00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:31,860 Having things like that is pretty common. 793 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:36,500 - Yep, tracking every feed, every, yep, diaper, wet. 794 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,640 But it's funny, when you said that, Leo, 795 00:35:38,860 --> 00:35:41,620 I was like, oh, I would never wish that on anybody I know. 796 00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:47,780 The reason yeah the whole idea of you begging for this is nightmare fuel 797 00:35:48,860 --> 00:35:51,880 Sadistic I would pay a lot of money to not have your app 798 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:56,200 This is the dopamine torpedo. Yeah, right 799 00:35:57,820 --> 00:36:04,240 This is this sounds like an app that would be offered in some country. That is like utopian. It's required in Finland 800 00:36:04,420 --> 00:36:05,620 That's why they're doing so well 801 00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:11,680 Yeah 802 00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:12,700 existed for years. 803 00:36:13,100 --> 00:36:14,660 - This app would be so fun. 804 00:36:14,860 --> 00:36:16,620 Like if a bunch of dudes-- 805 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:18,380 - It'd be fun for you guys and horrible for me. 806 00:36:18,540 --> 00:36:21,060 - Well, you turn this into like a fund, right? 807 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:23,640 So like you know how men, like girls have baby showers 808 00:36:23,900 --> 00:36:24,720 and all this stuff? 809 00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,500 Like dudes would have this app where every time 810 00:36:27,580 --> 00:36:30,640 they sent you this, they gave you a dollar, right? 811 00:36:30,780 --> 00:36:32,360 Or something towards the diaper fund. 812 00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,560 - They have to do the in-app purchase in order to get 813 00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,480 five poo bucks that they then use to ring your phone 814 00:36:37,580 --> 00:36:38,680 five times, yeah. 815 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:39,440 - I would-- 816 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,220 - This is a fundraiser, that's fantastic. 817 00:36:41,340 --> 00:36:43,420 - Yup, and now everybody's motivated to do it. 818 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,520 Josh is getting some real training. 819 00:36:45,900 --> 00:36:49,900 We have the fun of the pain that we're giving to Josh. 820 00:36:50,300 --> 00:36:52,160 - We skim 30% off the top. 821 00:36:53,300 --> 00:36:54,920 - Josh has to do a good job though, 822 00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:55,960 otherwise it won't count. 823 00:36:56,260 --> 00:36:58,660 He has to finish buying those wipes within three minutes, 824 00:36:58,700 --> 00:36:59,940 otherwise he doesn't score, 825 00:36:59,940 --> 00:37:01,080 he won't get the money at the end. 826 00:37:01,340 --> 00:37:04,540 - Take a picture of them and they upload to the app. 827 00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:04,920 - Love it. 828 00:37:05,260 --> 00:37:07,300 - Yeah, that's what, so all these, 829 00:37:07,460 --> 00:37:08,760 like you have a bunch of mini games, right? 830 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,300 You could literally like scratch a screen 831 00:37:11,300 --> 00:37:13,240 or something like to find the wipes, right? 832 00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:15,640 It could be on your phone, but the point is-- 833 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,480 - No, no way, this has to be a training thing. 834 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,320 - Yeah, you have two minutes to learn 835 00:37:19,420 --> 00:37:20,960 how to install a car seat, go. 836 00:37:22,279 --> 00:37:22,640 (laughing) 837 00:37:24,300 --> 00:37:26,400 - It could be picture mode, it could be like, you know. 838 00:37:26,780 --> 00:37:29,120 - It's like WarioWare, where it's just throwing 839 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,280 random mini games at you, but they're all relevant. 840 00:37:31,540 --> 00:37:33,160 You gotta learn exactly what temperature 841 00:37:33,260 --> 00:37:34,560 to warm a bottle to, go! 842 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,120 - Oh yeah, yeah, that's right. 843 00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:37,740 - Too hot, too hot! - There's so much nuance 844 00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,380 to every little thing, yes. 845 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:39,840 - Too hot. 846 00:37:40,420 --> 00:37:41,180 (laughter) 847 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,600 - It's been sitting out for too long, too cold. 848 00:37:44,980 --> 00:37:47,060 - Learn how to sanitize this set, go. 849 00:37:48,980 --> 00:37:50,580 - And then all of a sudden if you take too long 850 00:37:50,580 --> 00:37:52,640 you just hear thud in the app and you're like, 851 00:37:52,780 --> 00:37:53,300 you're screwed. 852 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,060 Not like the baby fell or like something. 853 00:37:56,900 --> 00:37:57,380 (laughter) 854 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:01,480 - What did you mean? 855 00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:04,500 - Something knocked over? 856 00:38:06,100 --> 00:38:06,220 - Of course. 857 00:38:06,220 --> 00:38:06,640 - Thud? 858 00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:08,120 (laughter) 859 00:38:10,060 --> 00:38:11,260 -What? -Yeah, for sure. 860 00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:13,660 The sound of failing to be a parent. 861 00:38:13,820 --> 00:38:14,160 Third. 862 00:38:15,180 --> 00:38:15,620 [laughter] 863 00:38:16,260 --> 00:38:18,420 Oh, God. Shake, shake, shake, shake. 864 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:19,280 [laughter] 865 00:38:19,540 --> 00:38:21,300 Harlem Shake starts to play. 866 00:38:21,620 --> 00:38:23,100 All of a sudden, I'm making money 867 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,420 because Josh is never taking pictures of his diapers in time, right? 868 00:38:26,490 --> 00:38:27,040 Or something. 869 00:38:27,100 --> 00:38:27,700 Oh, how crea-- 870 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,980 No, no, no. There's no way that-- 871 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,060 Yeah, I-- 872 00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:33,740 The idea that if I fail, I have to send-- 873 00:38:34,060 --> 00:38:34,940 You receive money. 874 00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:35,620 [laughter] 875 00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:37,700 I lose money if I fail? 876 00:38:37,860 --> 00:38:38,460 [laughter] 877 00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:39,400 Oh, boy. 878 00:38:40,020 --> 00:38:41,180 - Yeah, that's absolutely wild. 879 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,420 But the money aspect to that, 880 00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:45,100 introducing the money aspect to that, 881 00:38:45,180 --> 00:38:46,660 that sounds actually, I think I would, 882 00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,320 I would of course be more willing to endure 883 00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:52,760 the brutality of that app if I knew I was getting a buck. 884 00:38:52,950 --> 00:38:55,300 - You got a little bit of a, oh shoot, 885 00:38:55,540 --> 00:38:58,900 what's the, when everyone donates to medical fund. 886 00:38:59,819 --> 00:39:00,180 - GoFundMe. 887 00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:02,640 - Yeah, a little bit of a GoFundMe going on, yeah. 888 00:39:02,980 --> 00:39:03,220 - Yeah. 889 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,980 - Dude, the 2 a.m. message, Amber Alert. 890 00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:07,520 - Right, yeah. 891 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:08,420 - 3 a.m. 892 00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:08,700 - Yep. 893 00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:10,260 (imitates alarm) 894 00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:13,400 - That's a $5 donation though. 895 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:14,320 - Yes, right. 896 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:18,640 Each, depending on the horribleness of the Amber Alert, 897 00:39:18,940 --> 00:39:19,460 more money. 898 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:21,040 - It's a tiered system, yeah. 899 00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:23,420 - It does build in your monetization strategy 900 00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:26,220 because the app forwards on $4.50 901 00:39:26,540 --> 00:39:28,380 of every $5 to you or whatever. 902 00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,320 - It's gotta be like baby monitor crying sounds, right? 903 00:39:31,460 --> 00:39:33,460 You can't just have it be an alarm. 904 00:39:34,420 --> 00:39:35,600 It has to be like, oh. 905 00:39:36,820 --> 00:39:40,300 There's a certain dread when you hear a squawk 906 00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:41,240 in the middle of the night, 907 00:39:41,540 --> 00:39:44,060 but then it goes quiet for a minute on the baby monitor 908 00:39:44,460 --> 00:39:48,460 that can't be replicated with an alarm sound. 909 00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,880 Like, is this going to, I'm awake now, 910 00:39:52,220 --> 00:39:53,700 with, okay, I think they went back to sleep, 911 00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:55,620 and then three minutes later it actually starts crying. 912 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:56,640 - Oh, wow. 913 00:39:57,580 --> 00:39:59,700 I think you're onto something there. 914 00:39:59,780 --> 00:40:01,220 I think it's-- - It's gotta be baby sounds. 915 00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:05,420 - It could be even more money 916 00:40:05,420 --> 00:40:09,360 to record your own imitation of a baby sound, 917 00:40:09,370 --> 00:40:10,860 which I can imagine Russell doing. 918 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:11,400 - Amazing. 919 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:12,840 (imitating baby sounds) 920 00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:17,820 - It's a really low grunt. 921 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:18,580 - Dad. 922 00:40:19,300 --> 00:40:19,980 (laughing) 923 00:40:21,140 --> 00:40:23,320 Dad, I need my whistle pig. 924 00:40:24,570 --> 00:40:24,740 (laughing) 925 00:40:24,740 --> 00:40:26,440 My one ounce bottle. 926 00:40:27,180 --> 00:40:30,800 - I have a coworker whose text message tone on her phone 927 00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:32,340 is this (imitating phone ringing) 928 00:40:32,780 --> 00:40:39,680 sound that just so happens to be the same god damn mp3 that our baby monitor makes when 929 00:40:39,740 --> 00:40:41,060 its battery is about to die. 930 00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:42,180 Oh, man. 931 00:40:42,300 --> 00:40:45,460 And every time it is a heart attack. 932 00:40:46,100 --> 00:40:51,440 It is, if I'm out in public, if I'm out in public in a store and some baby is crying, 933 00:40:51,780 --> 00:40:53,700 I get palpitations about it. 934 00:40:54,460 --> 00:40:55,040 It is a- 935 00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:56,680 Oh, it's a PTSD. 936 00:40:56,680 --> 00:41:01,400 You don't get to, yeah, you don't get to replicate that with a little bing bing bing 937 00:41:03,059 --> 00:41:04,520 That really cuts to the core. 938 00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:07,560 But maybe that's why this is necessary. 939 00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:09,420 Maybe it hardens you a little bit. 940 00:41:09,580 --> 00:41:10,280 Yeah, could be. 941 00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:10,880 You get calloused. 942 00:41:11,499 --> 00:41:12,680 I wasn't calloused. 943 00:41:12,810 --> 00:41:14,320 I needed this going in. 944 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:15,460 You're so right. 945 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,100 There's no research on this yet. 946 00:41:18,519 --> 00:41:21,560 My speculation, prove my speculation wrong, you know. 947 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:22,160 That's right. 948 00:41:22,540 --> 00:41:24,060 It's a little rattlesnake poison, right? 949 00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:25,520 It's like that. 950 00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:26,780 It takes a little bit of time. 951 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:27,420 It's a vaccine. 952 00:41:27,420 --> 00:41:28,180 Build up that tolerance. 953 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:29,640 People do that, right? 954 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:30,640 I'm not the only one, right? 955 00:41:31,019 --> 00:41:31,740 Iocane powder. 956 00:41:32,140 --> 00:41:35,120 You guys want to take a little bit of rattlesnake venom 957 00:41:35,700 --> 00:41:35,940 every day? 958 00:41:35,980 --> 00:41:36,780 Single peanut M&M's. 959 00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:39,100 Is that-- that's the reason that you bought a rattlesnake? 960 00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:39,720 OK. 961 00:41:39,860 --> 00:41:40,240 [LAUGHTER] 962 00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:41,820 I thought it was for the kids. 963 00:41:42,260 --> 00:41:43,180 You wanted it organic? 964 00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,260 Well, I got to be ready for my rattlesnake bite, right? 965 00:41:46,740 --> 00:41:49,180 Well, dear listener, if you are listening to us 966 00:41:49,260 --> 00:41:52,440 while rocking an infant at 2 AM, we are there. 967 00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:53,520 We understand. 968 00:41:53,860 --> 00:41:55,680 Thank you very, very much for listening and spending 969 00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:56,340 the night with us. 970 00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:57,920 And we hope you enjoyed yourself. 971 00:41:58,270 --> 00:41:59,860 And thank you very much for joining us, Josh. 972 00:41:59,940 --> 00:42:00,660 This was wonderful. 973 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:01,720 Yeah, my pleasure. 974 00:42:01,900 --> 00:42:02,620 I appreciated it. 975 00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:03,620 Good laughs, everybody. 976 00:42:03,820 --> 00:42:04,420 - Very good. 977 00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:07,520 Our website is Spitball.show. 978 00:42:07,820 --> 00:42:09,340 There you can find links to our YouTube channel, 979 00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:10,320 other social media. 980 00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:11,480 Hey, if you have an idea, 981 00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:13,120 record a pitch to us in a voice memo 982 00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,520 and send it on over to podcast@spitball.show. 983 00:42:15,820 --> 00:42:16,980 Maybe we'll discuss it on the show. 984 00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:18,980 That's also how you can follow us on the Fediverse, 985 00:42:19,060 --> 00:42:19,840 such as Mastodon. 986 00:42:19,940 --> 00:42:21,540 We are podcast@spitball.show 987 00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:23,900 or on BlueSky @spitball.show. 988 00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:26,120 Our subreddit is r/SpitballShow. 989 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:28,820 Our intro/outro music is "Swingers" by Bonkers Beat Club. 990 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:30,020 Please, if you wouldn't mind, 991 00:42:30,580 --> 00:42:34,980 You know that one friend who just had their like ninth kid, and you're like, I don't understand 992 00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:38,180 how they can survive anything like that. 993 00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:39,200 That is war. 994 00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:39,840 That is hell. 995 00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:41,220 Send them a link to our show. 996 00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:42,900 We think that they really enjoy this episode. 997 00:42:43,859 --> 00:42:46,860 And if you wouldn't mind on that app that you're listening on right now, leave us a 998 00:42:46,860 --> 00:42:47,140 review. 999 00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:49,880 Apple Podcasts, Spotify, whatever it is that you're listening on. 1000 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,380 That is the best way for people to find out about the show. 1001 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,040 New episodes coming out in two weeks. 1002 00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:54,980 We will see you then.