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I'm Scott.

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I'm Russell.

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I'm Leo.

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This is Spitball.

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Welcome to Spitball where three pixelated pirates and a guest

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empty their heads of startup and tech product ideas that we have

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stuck up in there so you can all have them for free.

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Anything that we say is yours to keep.

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And this week I brought our guest.

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What everyone wants is me to just talk through the whole intro, through the

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game, through everything.

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So no one gets to speak.

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Yeah.

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This week I brought my good friend, Adam.

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I've known Adam longer than the other friends here on this call by, I think

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both of you combined like a long amount of time.

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Adam's a property manager and an enthusiast of nerd culture.

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Adam is a DM that I have been privy to once.

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You have to like do a mini campaign or something for us.

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That would be fun.

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Welcome to Spitball, Adam.

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- Oh, it's great to be here.

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Oh my gosh.

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- I'm excited.

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- This is gonna be fun.

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- Having such little experience in this field.

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I'm excited to really shake it up, you establishment.

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- And that sentence however you want,

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really.

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- Part of the goal of the show is to get

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diversity of perspectives.

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And we've had a lot of straight white tech enthusiast men lately.

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So it's going to be great to not be that for the next few episodes.

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I'm hopeful.

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It's suddenly the recording process happened and all of my charm just

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kind of flew out somewhere.

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We're going to find it.

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We're going to find it.

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So this week I would love to get us warmed up with a celebrity guest pitch.

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I want to play a clip here from Colin Mochrie of Whose Line Is It Anyway?

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Let's see what he has to say.

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Hey, there's Scott, Russell and Leo, Colin Mochrie from Whose Line Is It Anyway here, international

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comedy icon. I understand. Yes, of course, you have this lovely podcast, a tech product

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or starting idea. Here's what I would and of course, I don't know if we have the technology

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to do this. Maybe this is something you guys can work on. I would like a universal opener.

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I don't know if you've noticed, maybe it's because I'm getting older now. Opening a bag

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of potato chips. It's like a workout. Opening jars, opening the wrapping of some project

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that you bought. It's

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insanely

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strong.

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They wrap it so that you can't open it. I want

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something, whether it's a laser beam, just something that will immediately open up what

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I want right away. And also if you could maybe even add another setting where you can open

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doors and windows so it really does open everything. Anyway everyone have a good day stay safe

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I'm really looking forward to you making this happen. Make it so.

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Oh my gosh. Colin Mochrie!

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That just made my day. He said my name! I didn't

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really take this over I have met that man. That's why I waited for this one. That's so

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So insane. My stepdad and I helped push his car out of Milwaukee theater

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he came

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to perform when I was in high school.

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That's so great.

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That's insane. Okay. What a

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good day.

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What a good day. I should have let him know that you were going to be here. You remember

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the car.

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You're, yeah.

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You're good butts.

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You told me I'd be good at improv because I had nothing to say to you backstage.

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So, universal opener, maybe with a laser or something that could do chips, jars, windows,

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and doors.

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It's a bit abstract.

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everyday life.

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we smoke weed, we have a joke that boxes are hard.

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If you try to open something while you're high, it is impossible.

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It doesn't matter if it's a bag of chips or like a shoe box.

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I a hundred percent agree with you, Colin.

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That's probably where it came from.

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It's kind of hard to incorporate lasers.

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I like that.

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That's not like a necessary function of the device.

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It just could also happen.

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It's an opener now with laser pointer.

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I think the lightsaber is kind of what he's going for.

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You can open a bag of chips.

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Shores? Walls? Windows? It can open anything once.

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Well, if it's powerful enough, it'll just cauterize it and reseal it, right? So then it isn't opened. Oh, right away.

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It immediately reseals itself. Oh, dang it! You just have a smaller bag. You're so right.

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So this is my, like, do you guys have that, like, I don't know, I got one of these jar openers that are like the

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Triangle and there that you can fit any jar you guys seen no before no, what is this

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for your tiny baby hands?

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If it's a large jar, it goes all the way to the top. What is it triangle

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teeth okay yeah it's great I've

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seen the China jar opener that's like a like a

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rubber band a thick rubber strap on a handle have you seen those so it goes

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over the lid and then like cinches down and you could use it to get like a

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socket set angle sort of wrenching motion on it but I've never seen the

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triangle with teeth

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open and I've been banned

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Think about it, right?

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without the saliva element.

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for opening so that you don't damage your real teeth.

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You can open doors with it.

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It's probably about 10 years too late for that.

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Taylor Lautner is coming back with a new project.

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Taylor Lautner werewolf hunter.

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Playing himself hunting werewolves.

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He was. I thought so.

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Taylor Lautner and his wife, Taylor Lautner.

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actually a werewolf

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and he's trying to overcompensate

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his lack, he doesn't want to tell people he's a werewolf.

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llama.

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What does that mean? No,

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no one knows

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is that a reference?

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Because aesthetically, I get it.

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does that mean just google Taylor Lautner llama at some point

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viewer who wants to go first this week

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more about the universal opener that's a triangle with little teeth but also does

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chips and doors and windows I would love to know more about your thoughts

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there there's got to be like that one tool you keep in your drawer your

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Kitchen drawer that opens it's got a little it's like the pocket knife the pocket knife for maybe not opening doors

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But like opening anything in your said anything

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specifically also doors and windows

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Everything including and here's the thing it might be because I have seen oceans 11 and 13 three times in the last two weeks

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I just got a streaming service philo that basically has a yard for MC pretty much

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50 % of the catalog

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Okay, but but my proclivity for heist movies

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I really resonate with that idea spiritually. I'm leading less towards the chips and the

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of really hard to open containers of Tostitos queso.

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- And I'm leaning more towards the,

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I wanna open every door around me.

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Not for any nefarious purpose.

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- Colin just wants to rob a bank.

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- Bank robberies.

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- That's how he gets his money.

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Colin, we got your money.

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- Well, that's the pitch.

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We've already heisted Colin's stuff

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a proof of concept.

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- Sharks, I'm here today with Colin

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Mochrie's fortune.

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I'm looking for a 10 % investment in the device I used to open his door and steal all of his money.

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want to say this is just the plot to like Sherlock, one of the episodes of Sherlock.

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Sounds right.

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Just immediately going to date this podcast with so many references.

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We've already mentioned the Twilight.

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The hottest new stuff like

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Twilight and Sherlock.

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That's what everyone's into.

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All right, Colin, thank you for this idea.

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Yeah,

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spot on.

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We figured it out for you, so you're welcome.

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And if you want your stuff back, get a triangle with little

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teeth.

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Little teeth and a box opener.

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If you want your stuff back.

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Midnight under the tree in Central Park.

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No cops.

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Where I helped you push your car out of a parking structure.

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If you remember.

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All right, Scott, what do you got for us?

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Hit us up.

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Start us off this week.

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as simple as cabinets that are dishwashers, but I

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I want a car rental Uber.

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I want when I leave an airport

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I want the company Hertz, Budget, whoever

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to freaking bring me the rental car.

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I don't wanna go, I don't wanna wait in line.

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They have Uber right now, how hard would it be

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for them to be like, they have my location,

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I have their location, I stand outside

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in the arrivals of an airport, they pull up,

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a guy hops out, I get in the car and I drive off

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and he just walks back to the Uber

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or gets an Uber to somewhere else.

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And then when I'm returning the car, the exact same thing I go to, there's

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someone waiting for me there, ready to go.

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Cause they know what my flight is.

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They know all the checkout and sign up and everything you can do for a rental car.

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You can do over your phone.

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You can do it ahead of time on the plane in any form.

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I don't want to wait an extra 90 minutes standing in line, getting

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pissed off just to have the exact same result here.

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That is the entire idea.

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I was very angry when I was thinking about this.

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And I could feel that in the pitch.

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because I was standing in line and it hurts.

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(laughing)

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- Dude.

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- That's it.

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Simple as can be.

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- Like getting, waiting for the shuttle,

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finally getting in the shuttle,

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getting in the car rental place,

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finding out there's a huge ass line.

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You're waiting in line just to pick up the keys

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that you already paid for the car for, you know?

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It's like, God, just, I don't need insurance.

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I will sign the waiver ahead of time.

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Your boy at the counter ain't gonna do it.

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I'm sorry, but like, hurts.

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It's a done deal.

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I don't care how good they are

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or what their commission structure is,

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but just can you give me the keys and go?

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Like that's, I get it, Scott, it is.

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I want them to bring the car to me.

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We'll pay a premium for that, I don't care.

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I'm not going off campus again, like you said.

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- Have you guys ever done a two row?

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I've never done one.

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Where you like, it's a peer to peer,

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like rent a car straight from somebody else,

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put up your car for rental.

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- It's like the

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fancy cars you can get, right?

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- Sometimes, yeah.

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I think you can put your - A

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Chevy Trax for instance.

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Yes.

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How would you know?

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Oh, God.

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Is this a-- I go to the

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website, and it's literally

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skip the rental car counter.

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God damn it.

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Yeah.

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That's their tagline.

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I've never actually picked one up.

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And I've always wondered about the logistics of that.

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So if you-- maybe this is audio poison for everyone

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who knows about this but me.

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But if you rent a car from another human through Turo,

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how do they get it to you?

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Do you have to give them a ride home in their own car

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and then drop them off at their house

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and now you have their car for a bit?

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"Do they pick you up? How does that work?"

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"You just gotta get an Uber to the two -row and then take it from there?"

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"Order another two -row to bring you home."

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So

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that person has a friend who drives right behind them.

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They also two -rowed their car.

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That's honestly like it, right?

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It is an Ouroboros of rented cars.

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Each getting into the previous person's car.

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In the Infinity Hotel.

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To Shellgate.

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All the rooms are filled.

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Anyway, yeah.

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I've kind of just always wondered about that logistics side of it.

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sort of what's kept me away from this if there was like a my first two -row which

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is really the you know budgets and Hertz's of the world that I already have

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accounts with but they offered this as a concierge service maybe that make me

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more comfortable

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easy pickup by hosts at hundreds of airports okay so you just

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pick up at an airport

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but

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then the host

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just stays at the airport for four days

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really really Tom Hanks again yeah

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I

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think Turo is a different example

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because when I was looking at Turo a long time ago it's like way more

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expensive. It is a pain in the ass. They might have like a

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feature now or they have cars at the airport. But I think that's

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just like, it is peer to peer.

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It's all still peer to peer like I'm pretty sure but I don't.

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Some of the prices were similar to like the budgets and whatever

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Avis of the world that I was comparing them to. We didn't end

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up going with it because we were going to be on an island.

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I was like, there weren't any roads.

378
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It doesn't work. If like some dude just like cancels the two

379
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Then I'm just sort of not with a car for a week. That would be a bummer

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Anyway,

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dude, if I pay like what if you just had somebody pick it up for you?

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like could you pay somebody to just represent you as Scott Brandon ECO to pick up the car and

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Deliver it to you a proxy like

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that's

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a whole separate industry. Yeah, you just

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like it though

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but then you you leverage like so any car like any airport inconveniences, right you just hire

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a

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No, no, he went through the TSA for me.

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You

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don't have to check my shoes.

392
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My proxy already went through the TSA.

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I've got Scott's ID.

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It's a concierge service, right?

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So having just-- as you can tell,

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I'm in frickin' Florida,

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right,

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for those who are listening.

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And the pain of bringing all the bags out of my frickin' car

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just 10 feet so I can go park the damn car

401
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is

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huge.

403
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you can't leave a bag unintended or else you're gonna,

404
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you know, create the next terrorist attack, right?

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So of course,

406
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(laughing)

407
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- You foiled them.

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You won against the terrorists today

409
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by not leaving your bag for 10 minutes.

410
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- Yeah, so my wife and kids are in

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the thing.

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I have a car that I can't move because also,

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like, oh, those parking people are gonna be on my ass

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if I don't move that car within 30 seconds.

415
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So I have this in between of,

416
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I just need somebody to move my bags 30 feet without my car

417
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or my bags being like breaking all the security,

418
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like an airport concierge service.

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00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:52,600
So I'm thinking, Scott, airports themselves are,

420
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they're just a parking lot.

421
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The actual airport is its own entity.

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They don't work and they don't hire,

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00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:04,300
but they say, "Delta, come in, take our gates,

424
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"rent our gates out."

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rent our space so the airport's always looking for the next buck or two and

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this would be an amazing yeah like you you could

427
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hire your service that starts

428
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:22,440
before you even leave picks you up the ride to the airport like quintessential

429
00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:27,860
what a pain that I'm doing for a friend thing you're paying a flat fee for the

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everything until you have boarded experience where they're helping like

431
00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:37,740
Have you ever landed in an airport and you just like there's no way to figure out what foods are where?

432
00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:40,300
What is it about every airport that makes it impossible?

433
00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:44,100
For the maps and all that stuff to be accessible in an easy format

434
00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:50,500
Like if you just search on Google Maps, it doesn't work the airport in inside maps are like, I don't know

435
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They look like a he is it's very confusing.

436
00:16:52,820 --> 00:16:54,620
Everything has one and a half star reviews

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If

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you could have

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the concierge that's like hey

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We're gonna take you to the airport and go with you through the lines do all the pickup drop -off stuff

441
00:17:04,370 --> 00:17:07,959
Wait in the line for you all that stuff. That would be pretty sweet. What's your bags?

442
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So

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Essentially like what I'm understanding this to be is we are treating the airport experience like a like a luxury hotel

444
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Yeah

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And so you are getting everything provided for and the room that you're staying in in this, you know

446
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Fictional hotel is the skies another country another state

447
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Is

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that am I am I packaging it in

449
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a way that's absolutely and

450
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there's like a huge dichotomy between

451
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Flying coach through the regular airport and like the other terminal that they don't let you go to for the private jets, right?

452
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Where is the middle ground the like just a half step above that? I pay a couple hundred private jet

453
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Suppose that's every jet everything

454
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but the PJ, you know, everything but the private jet. It's just like that experience

455
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Interesting the luxury hotel in the skies.

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I

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think that's actually super valuable

458
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Like I mean the airport probably pays gate agents and all these other places

459
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Like why not create like okay, you could rent your private jet

460
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Sure, but I mean you could do everything else

461
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Like if you don't want to rent the private jet, you just want to fly first -class, but you don't want to be oh, that's all

462
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You know, I guess

463
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Well, I guess like just you're only doing first class for this one. You're slumming it

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I

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don't

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think Spirit has first

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class.

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I think it's all one boarded group.

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I

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think it's attractive to the high -end individuals, right?

471
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Like all the people that, let's say, the people that fly business, right?

472
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They already are expensing half this stuff anyway.

473
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And when time is money and there's a rental car, in a way, Scott, that whole car rental

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pickup thing is like what an hour and a half of billable hours that that company, if they

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have a team of 2000 salespeople times one hour is actually a pretty like there's there's

476
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economies there or scale or whatever, whatever fancy term is that for that. But yeah, I bet

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I bet you need to hire multiple concierges because of how populous would be like you

478
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wouldn't have one person.

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Oh,

480
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yeah, I can't think of many more demoralizing careers than I wait in lines for rich people

481
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So they don't have to wait at Enterprise

482
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Me

483
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to go to the

484
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I said it baggage claim every day

485
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There's nothing more sisyphus Ian that just

486
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Waiting in line for a reward you'll never receive.

487
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But they get to wear a tie. Okay, they wear a tie. It looks like a

488
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That's that's I

489
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took my school career test and they said waits at Enterprise

490
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Shoot.

491
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You

492
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gotta tip him Scott. You gotta tip him good though, right when you start

493
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I am too away from the front of the line if I don't see a hundred dollar bill in your hand

494
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Random story. I was very, a flight got in late. I was trying to get to another flight

495
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that was literally two miles away through this airport and I have all my stuff on me.

496
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There's a, there's Miami airport is massive and I'm just trying to book it over there and I run about a quarter of the way

497
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and I'm like, there's no way I'm gonna make it.

498
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They had all those little golf carts going all over the place.

499
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Yeah, and I see one sitting up there right up like, can I get to this spot?

500
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He's like, absolutely not. We don't do that. What if I give you $20? Get it.

501
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Really?

502
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of a $20 bill and he drives me to the gate. I didn't make the flight.

503
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And then

504
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the golf cart guy drove me to Miami.

505
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That

506
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cost another 20.

507
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Another concierge

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experience that you can only get through luxury

509
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hair or whatever we

510
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whatever.

511
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No no

512
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I don't want a golf cart I want this concierge to carry me.

513
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You get four

514
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people in a throne you know like with the bulls on your shoulders like ancient Egyptian times or whatever

515
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there

516
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is an undeniable human element that you need to be need to have a part in this

517
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process yeah i don't want my place to be electronically saved in line i do want a

518
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All right, Leo, what have you brought us this week?

519
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LeoJ All right, a bit of a pivot. So

520
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watching

521
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sports at home is pretty nice because you get

522
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all the CG lines and rules and boundaries and scoreboard stuff and interactive floating whatever.

523
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Watching sports in person is fun for the excitement and the crowd work and all that,

524
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but there are people who literally bring FM radio receivers to get like play -by -play and stuff

525
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:13,000
because the in -person like context for actually caring about the game is not as good as seeing it at home.

526
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,040
AR glasses are getting pretty good.

527
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:27,140
I want to have an AR glasses that gives me somewhere in between at home with CG, with scoreboard, with floating, with numbers pointing, with exactly where the line is, etc, etc.

528
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:33,380
But in person, you go, it's aware of where you are in the stadium and it maps out the field for you and it says,

529
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:36,680
"Oh, this player is what just got the penalty and here's what happened."

530
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:40,380
over here, look out for this, this play looks like it's the three in one over this side.

531
00:22:40,710 --> 00:22:43,980
All that kind of context that you kind of miss unless you really, really, really, really

532
00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:48,360
know the sport, you could give if you just are watching it with a little bit of extra

533
00:22:48,420 --> 00:22:49,580
help, a little bit of AR.

534
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:53,160
I'm sure that this is something that someone's already pitched somewhere, but I'd love that

535
00:22:53,220 --> 00:22:57,180
as like the killer app or I guess it doesn't have to be a standalone product.

536
00:22:57,770 --> 00:23:03,960
You could have your Apple Vision Pro or Meta Ray Bans or whatever, like this could be a

537
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:04,960
software product is what I'm saying.

538
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:06,420
You don't have to like make your own glasses.

539
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:08,280
We're just on the cusp of this being something

540
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,040
that people, some people might have.

541
00:23:10,380 --> 00:23:13,100
I realized going to a live sporting event

542
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,360
and watching things through a VR headset

543
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:18,500
is social faux pas a little bit.

544
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:19,220
- Yeah, right.

545
00:23:19,620 --> 00:23:19,920
- That too.

546
00:23:20,260 --> 00:23:21,000
- It's a social faux

547
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:21,700
pas now.

548
00:23:21,780 --> 00:23:22,400
- That's what I mean.

549
00:23:22,420 --> 00:23:23,180
- In the future where

550
00:23:23,180 --> 00:23:24,080
this is already successful.

551
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:27,320
- The whole stadium just looks like Daft Punk.

552
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:28,540
(laughing)

553
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,200
But I think that would be the best of both worlds.

554
00:23:33,340 --> 00:23:36,520
You get like the fun of the crowd and the excitement and the energy and stuff.

555
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:40,540
And you have an idea of what's going on when something complicated happens

556
00:23:40,540 --> 00:23:44,220
in the rules that you don't quite understand because you're not a sports expert.

557
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:46,780
AR glasses for in -person sports fans.

558
00:23:47,020 --> 00:23:51,260
I also want the AI assistant just straight up like a sports announcer,

559
00:23:51,620 --> 00:23:55,960
but it's just live reading what you see and just being making commentary based

560
00:23:55,980 --> 00:23:59,860
on that in the super excited sports switch to European soccer player or

561
00:23:59,900 --> 00:24:00,040
to

562
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:00,400
celebrity.

563
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,480
I have my personal favorite Australian man.

564
00:24:02,540 --> 00:24:03,160
(laughing)

565
00:24:04,340 --> 00:24:04,780
- Cronichy.

566
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:06,220
- Can I get crude uncle?

567
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,080
Like just like making fun of people.

568
00:24:08,420 --> 00:24:09,980
Like the drunk crude uncle.

569
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,340
- Belligerent mean guy, yeah.

570
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,440
- I think you, well you take the headphones out

571
00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:15,480
to experience that.

572
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:16,340
I think, I don't think.

573
00:24:17,820 --> 00:24:19,300
There's the software hardware.

574
00:24:19,860 --> 00:24:19,920
- Yeah.

575
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:20,760
- Yeah.

576
00:24:22,020 --> 00:24:23,120
Nature takes care of that.

577
00:24:23,620 --> 00:24:25,620
- Dude, Leo, I can't resonate with that.

578
00:24:25,780 --> 00:24:27,280
Like whenever I go to a baseball game

579
00:24:27,580 --> 00:24:30,200
and I listen to it on the radio, it's like why?

580
00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:36,040
It's the radio experience is so much better than the live, because of all

581
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,580
the reasons you described, right.

582
00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:40,980
But the thought of having the AR, AR, right.

583
00:24:41,060 --> 00:24:43,160
Cause it doesn't look maybe as dorky or whatever.

584
00:24:43,230 --> 00:24:45,160
And like, that is so cool.

585
00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:47,160
And yeah, it's always a pain.

586
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,180
He has to be like the score.

587
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,340
Where's the downs, you know, and all that stuff.

588
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,440
Or just be better if we could see it.

589
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:52,660
Oh yeah.

590
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,060
You could dial it up or down.

591
00:24:54,060 --> 00:24:57,860
You just have the scoreboard floating or like every person is highlighted.

592
00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,140
Where's the ball right now?

593
00:24:59,240 --> 00:24:59,900
Where's the puck.

594
00:24:59,940 --> 00:25:01,380
What's the thing that just happened?

595
00:25:01,770 --> 00:25:02,880
Oh, they're in this formation.

596
00:25:02,910 --> 00:25:04,200
That means they're probably going to throw it.

597
00:25:04,300 --> 00:25:06,160
You know, all that kind of stuff that you might miss out on.

598
00:25:06,540 --> 00:25:10,920
Yeah, it's the like the evolution of the ball tracker in golf,

599
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,160
like golf sportscasting. Absolutely.

600
00:25:13,460 --> 00:25:13,620
You could

601
00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:15,100
have the golf ball

602
00:25:15,100 --> 00:25:16,420
tracker in person.

603
00:25:16,540 --> 00:25:17,640
That would be amazing.

604
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,120
I would actually watch golf if I could do that.

605
00:25:20,580 --> 00:25:21,660
Like, yeah, with an AR,

606
00:25:21,900 --> 00:25:23,380
it would give a reason to go in person.

607
00:25:23,740 --> 00:25:24,700
Besides seeing like,

608
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:26,960
oh, my gosh, Arnold

609
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,300
Palmer, he just sued liquid death.

610
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:32,600
Oh

611
00:25:33,180 --> 00:25:36,980
Did he I'm so sorry to take this in another direction, but absolutely

612
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:38,920
Yeah

613
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:44,760
Arizona contractor no, so yeah liquid death had a like a Arnold Palmer

614
00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:48,560
And I I don't think it's named just Arnold Palmer, but that was part of it

615
00:25:49,420 --> 00:25:52,720
And they very much the art of Palmer estate hated that

616
00:25:53,530 --> 00:25:55,020
and so

617
00:25:55,020 --> 00:26:02,040
They renamed their like their Arnie Palme. They renamed it like another dead billionaire

618
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:09,200
Like something that like mean -spirited. He's dead now, right? Yeah. Yeah

619
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,320
Interesting. Oh, yeah 2016

620
00:26:13,820 --> 00:26:17,360
They went hardcore with that right that's their brand I guess oh, yeah,

621
00:26:17,420 --> 00:26:18,220
it's their brand

622
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:25,000
Yeah

623
00:26:25,340 --> 00:26:26,680
- No guys, it's sweetened with agave.

624
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:26,980
It's

625
00:26:26,980 --> 00:26:27,980
better.

626
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:29,600
(laughing)

627
00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:31,680
- Okay, so sports, right?

628
00:26:31,860 --> 00:26:33,040
That's one, but I think

629
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,660
the

630
00:26:34,660 --> 00:26:35,780
live entertainment,

631
00:26:36,420 --> 00:26:38,880
like, so this is like, let's say part of the experience

632
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,540
at certain stadiums or schools.

633
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,700
So like, let's say you have a concert, right?

634
00:26:43,820 --> 00:26:47,260
And you create concert with a ton of different visuals

635
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:49,940
that you would never be able to experience in real life.

636
00:26:50,060 --> 00:26:54,640
Like the next level 3D glasses, I think that's like.

637
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,260
something you hand out at the door yeah

638
00:26:56,260 --> 00:26:56,900
yep

639
00:26:56,900 --> 00:27:00,400
they're pre -charged there they got

640
00:27:00,460 --> 00:27:04,580
like you know bone music receiver things you know

641
00:27:04,580 --> 00:27:05,620
silent

642
00:27:05,620 --> 00:27:06,660
discos are about to get

643
00:27:06,660 --> 00:27:10,800
really cool everyone hearing and seeing their own thing whoa

644
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:11,960
I

645
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,440
just the acid

646
00:27:13,540 --> 00:27:15,160
trips at these Coldplay concerts

647
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:16,700
no

648
00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:19,040
I think there's a huge market for you know

649
00:27:19,140 --> 00:27:24,000
any sort of like live enjoyable thing because there is always going to be an

650
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:27,740
an element of, well, when it's brought to you at your house

651
00:27:28,140 --> 00:27:29,960
or wherever you're consuming this,

652
00:27:30,060 --> 00:27:32,060
there's always going to be something that's missing

653
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,700
in the live experience, apart from the excitement

654
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:35,340
that you're getting.

655
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,480
- And I think they're having trouble filling stadiums.

656
00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:40,760
Hockey, I know, has a problem with,

657
00:27:41,020 --> 00:27:43,880
they tried to do this thing where they highlighted the puck

658
00:27:44,300 --> 00:27:48,100
like a glowing blue, 'cause people were watching hockey

659
00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:49,520
and they couldn't follow the puck,

660
00:27:49,940 --> 00:27:52,240
and that was the big thing.

661
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:53,700
There's all these things that sports,

662
00:27:53,820 --> 00:27:56,760
They're like, live sports are dying, I guess,

663
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,300
with this generation of millennials.

664
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:00,420
Another thing we're knocking out of--

665
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:01,080
I think we killed.

666
00:28:01,260 --> 00:28:01,360
Yep.

667
00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:02,660
Got 'em.

668
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,160
So it's just like, OK, maybe there's like--

669
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:06,440
we just need more stimulation.

670
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:10,320
We were raised right on the cusps of the iPad,

671
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:13,200
so we just need a little more ADD with our sports.

672
00:28:14,380 --> 00:28:14,900
This might be

673
00:28:14,900 --> 00:28:15,340
the thing.

674
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:15,620
Yeah.

675
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:21,220
How long until there's the 24 /7 ads feed on top of the stadium

676
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:23,320
field that you're watching or whatever?

677
00:28:23,460 --> 00:28:26,640
- I love football.

678
00:28:26,900 --> 00:28:29,680
I just wish there was like a family guy clip underneath it.

679
00:28:30,860 --> 00:28:32,760
- Some dude just jangling keys.

680
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,060
- Or playing Temple Run right on one screen.

681
00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:39,740
- Oh yeah.

682
00:28:40,060 --> 00:28:40,560
- There it is.

683
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:41,960
Minecraft Temple Run.

684
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:44,840
- Someone playing a mobile game poorly

685
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:46,060
to make me angry on purpose.

686
00:28:48,220 --> 00:28:49,600
I fall for it every single time.

687
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:53,140
- I mean, but shoot the ads, the ads alone might pay for it.

688
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:56,320
Like the fact that you can, you know, you have your AR on there.

689
00:28:56,420 --> 00:29:01,360
Like I know it's taken away from the fun of it, but it's like, Hey, you can now

690
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:06,160
add, you'll, you'll sell more beer or somewhere drinks and food because ARs.

691
00:29:06,180 --> 00:29:06,580
Remind me.

692
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:07,200
Already at

693
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:10,960
home, the baseboards around a lot of these professional sports

694
00:29:11,300 --> 00:29:14,740
places have like CG ads put on top of them.

695
00:29:14,860 --> 00:29:18,020
If you could have those be hyper targeted to every person in the audience.

696
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:22,480
So the thing that they see on the Jumbotron is their, you know, Amazon

697
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:25,120
They almost bought earlier that day. That's probably worth something.

698
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:29,960
Oh, yeah, your AR experience profile is gonna be keyed to key

699
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:30,360
to you

700
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:34,200
I don't know if that's good or bad. I don't know I guess, you know people long -term

701
00:29:36,780 --> 00:29:40,620
About like the ads or they're tracking me they have all this data about me

702
00:29:40,740 --> 00:29:45,660
But like if I have to watch an ad I've lived my life in that way where I don't have to watch many ads nowadays

703
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:46,320
And it's pretty great

704
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:50,520
If one sneaks through, I'd rather it be targeted than just be like,

705
00:29:51,060 --> 00:29:54,040
here's this perfume that no one in your house cares about.

706
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:54,720
Yeah.

707
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:56,540
Ask your doctor about this blood pressure med.

708
00:29:56,700 --> 00:30:00,180
Like that's not, maybe it should be a cool, interesting electronic.

709
00:30:00,250 --> 00:30:01,040
I didn't know existed.

710
00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:01,740
I don't know.

711
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:03,560
My doctor and I don't have that kind of relationship.

712
00:30:03,740 --> 00:30:06,400
I'm not gonna, I'm not asking her about that.

713
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:13,759
I just, I love the trend that's currently going on with sports where, uh, SpongeBob

714
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:16,340
and Patrick and other Nickelodeon characters

715
00:30:17,059 --> 00:30:17,880
commentate the game.

716
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:18,680
(laughs)

717
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:19,620
- What? - Yup.

718
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,280
- Heavy, oh my gosh.

719
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:25,040
Yeah, and that's absolutely, in my vision of what this is,

720
00:30:26,100 --> 00:30:28,620
this is essential, this is a part of it.

721
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:31,260
If I can make Australian man be my voice,

722
00:30:31,340 --> 00:30:33,000
I can also make SpongeBob and Patrick

723
00:30:33,220 --> 00:30:34,140
have running commentary.

724
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:34,400
- Wait,

725
00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:36,580
is this just like a AI overlay

726
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:38,900
where they just like say it in SpongeBob's voice?

727
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:45,600
There's live performance elements of the voice actors

728
00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:50,300
in the booth watching the game in mo -cap suits,

729
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:55,180
very light, but they're in real life reacting.

730
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:58,980
- Well, the Nickelodeon had the Super Bowl last year

731
00:30:59,020 --> 00:31:00,180
or something, didn't they, Nickelodeon?

732
00:31:00,540 --> 00:31:00,740
Yeah.

733
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:01,640
- And they've

734
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:02,960
been doing it since, I believe.

735
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:05,720
- Now you're at the game and you see them running around

736
00:31:05,860 --> 00:31:08,260
on the field, running, dodging.

737
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:12,440
Scooby -Doo's like tripping over the ball in the background or whatever. That'd be so fun

738
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:16,640
Yeah, maybe that's too much

739
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,640
And I'm saying that's what it's gonna evolve into yeah,

740
00:31:21,730 --> 00:31:23,740
I don't need to watch football. I just want to watch a cartoon

741
00:31:23,820 --> 00:31:24,280
It's fine

742
00:31:26,420 --> 00:31:29,180
Why not both has this ever happened to you dude

743
00:31:29,300 --> 00:31:30,020
This is it but that's

744
00:31:30,020 --> 00:31:33,400
a great way for you like a kid to get involved in the game, right?

745
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,980
Like you just throw in the AR glasses keep them occupied like that

746
00:31:37,250 --> 00:31:41,200
Like how do you connect your kid to the game you're watching right without?

747
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:45,060
Maybe that's part of the experience you're explaining everything the whole time.

748
00:31:45,060 --> 00:31:45,400
The Paw Patrol are

749
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:51,780
trying to steal that hockey puck. Oh no or whatever. Yeah, how you got sacked. Maybe not that

750
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,620
All right, Russell what do you got for us let's see what you got

751
00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:03,380
oh well mine aren't as fun as yours

752
00:32:03,380 --> 00:32:10,160
ideas but mine's like so I'm a little topical with some of my ideas and this

753
00:32:10,260 --> 00:32:11,920
one is about Valentine's Day

754
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:15,840
right yeah so my wife went to already in the past when

755
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:19,500
we're recording so very in the past when you're listening listen that's right

756
00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:19,880
continue

757
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,260
topical

758
00:32:21,260 --> 00:32:22,600
topics

759
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,600
I'm fashionably late

760
00:32:26,340 --> 00:32:27,220
All

761
00:32:27,220 --> 00:32:29,200
the hot button issues getting tackled on

762
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:29,580
spin.

763
00:32:33,700 --> 00:32:37,080
So speaking of Valentine's Day, you know, that just happened.

764
00:32:37,980 --> 00:32:39,060
Just, uh, yep.

765
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:39,860
We were.

766
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:44,200
There's, uh, my wife did this Galentine's Day thing, right?

767
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:45,920
I think some of our wives did that.

768
00:32:46,820 --> 00:32:51,280
Yeah, where they all go and hang out as gals and do gal things, right?

769
00:32:51,340 --> 00:32:55,920
And one of those things was a candle like making workshop or whatever

770
00:32:56,540 --> 00:33:00,320
Like you make your own candle, right? Like everybody's probably done that date once

771
00:33:00,830 --> 00:33:06,040
Throw back to my date ideas Spitball episodes where there's like hundreds of date ideas that everybody has done

772
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:08,420
This one is the girl version the gallons

773
00:33:08,670 --> 00:33:15,120
Anyways, the problem I have is that there are so many candles in my house that are on their last leg

774
00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:16,620
*laughter *

775
00:33:17,300 --> 00:33:19,740
What do we do with all these date candles?

776
00:33:20,190 --> 00:33:21,320
*laughter *

777
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:22,600
Okay,

778
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:28,600
there's like just picturing an infomercial black and white Russell just surrounded by candles doesn't know what to do

779
00:33:41,340 --> 00:33:46,200
So hundreds of candles that are like, you know on their last leg

780
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:50,660
So like you don't want to it's a pain to get the match or the lighter down in there to light it

781
00:33:50,540 --> 00:33:56,600
So you just end up having a candle sitting out forever and it just goes and then it just stays there

782
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:58,740
So my idea very

783
00:33:58,740 --> 00:34:00,500
simple the ones that are almost burned out.

784
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,120
Yes, like or yeah

785
00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:07,940
You take you take all their can all those candles and you create a really really great device

786
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:13,940
Where you take a candle and you flip it on top of this device. Okay, it melts it down

787
00:34:14,540 --> 00:34:14,820
into

788
00:34:19,399 --> 00:34:20,520
the compost

789
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:25,020
call it, as four dudes, you know, it's definitely the compost

790
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:33,700
candle. And, you know, it slowly fills up over time. So like all

791
00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:36,620
those leftover candles that you're like, can I throw it in

792
00:34:36,620 --> 00:34:39,460
the compost candle? Yes, go ahead. You can throw in a

793
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:42,179
compost candle. And literally it creates and then maybe there's

794
00:34:42,220 --> 00:34:46,440
like a way to make a cool design out of it. But like, you know,

795
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:50,060
it melts and creates like a multi layered candle. I have

796
00:34:49,919 --> 00:34:53,120
other candle ideas that I want to throw in this as well because I might as well

797
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:56,320
just pitch all my dumbass candle ideas in one go.

798
00:35:00,140 --> 00:35:10,500
Infinite episodes to candles. So, Russell's candle corner. When I was a kid we had a

799
00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:15,540
little like easy -bake oven type thing and you put half broken Crayola crayons

800
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:19,160
in it and you like mixed them all together and then it would dump into a

801
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:21,960
a new Crayola crayon. It had like the little mold on one end.

802
00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:25,060
It was melt them to the wax, you'd like tip it after a couple

803
00:35:25,180 --> 00:35:27,320
minutes of baking, and it would do this exact thing that you're

804
00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:30,620
talking about. It was so fun. And you could like mix and match

805
00:35:30,700 --> 00:35:34,800
your own half burned out candles like, oh, I've got a sandalwood

806
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:38,660
here mixed with ginger spice. Oh, I wonder what that would be

807
00:35:38,740 --> 00:35:41,800
like. Let's make some in the candle compost. I love that.

808
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:46,320
I think this is good for really like, from a scent perspective

809
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:47,360
an adventurous household.

810
00:35:48,300 --> 00:35:51,240
Because if you are a very loyal, like,

811
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:54,000
I am just a Parisian coffeehouse kind of person,

812
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:58,060
then yeah, you're just making another Parisian coffeehouse

813
00:35:58,640 --> 00:35:59,560
just with more steps.

814
00:36:00,100 --> 00:36:03,060
But if you're willing to invest the time

815
00:36:03,060 --> 00:36:05,960
and invest the adventure into building

816
00:36:06,060 --> 00:36:08,520
the strata of a new experience, I love that.

817
00:36:08,820 --> 00:36:11,880
OK, so a spin on this candle idea

818
00:36:12,380 --> 00:36:15,920
is you throw a Deet cartridge in there.

819
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:16,540
Okay.

820
00:36:20,060 --> 00:36:21,300
So all those wasted candles.

821
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:24,920
Because that's exactly what Adam was like.

822
00:36:25,660 --> 00:36:26,260
You

823
00:36:26,260 --> 00:36:27,540
turned them into mosquito ones.

824
00:36:27,750 --> 00:36:28,260
Yeah, because you

825
00:36:28,260 --> 00:36:30,740
don't want that inside your house.

826
00:36:33,839 --> 00:36:34,760
You put

827
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:39,960
a D -Day cartridge on there and now you can burn that terrible scented multi -scent

828
00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:42,740
candle outside and it keeps mosquitoes away.

829
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:43,260
Okay.

830
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:44,120
Sure.

831
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:47,200
That's a lovely second pitch.

832
00:36:48,020 --> 00:36:50,660
Is your, so you can make a delightful new experience.

833
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:54,480
On the flip side, is your new experience an affront to God?

834
00:36:55,460 --> 00:36:55,860
(laughing)

835
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:57,780
Put it outside.

836
00:36:59,260 --> 00:36:59,920
- It's a compost candle.

837
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:01,100
- Just shoot people away

838
00:37:01,100 --> 00:37:01,460
from your

839
00:37:01,460 --> 00:37:01,920
house.

840
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,220
- That's what you do with it when you've combined

841
00:37:04,540 --> 00:37:06,460
two or three of them and it just is awful.

842
00:37:06,780 --> 00:37:07,760
What have I done?

843
00:37:07,860 --> 00:37:09,280
It smells like old shoes.

844
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:11,120
I'll throw a Deet cartridge in there

845
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:12,540
and then burn it outside, done.

846
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:15,300
No drop wasted.

847
00:37:16,140 --> 00:37:17,260
Use every part of the candle.

848
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:19,480
[LAUGHTER]

849
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:21,700
My wife has the nose of a bloodhound.

850
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,560
And like, certain candles, she's like, oh, this is fine.

851
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:25,060
This is fine.

852
00:37:25,140 --> 00:37:27,680
And then one candle that smells the exact same to me

853
00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:29,740
as all the others, she's like, absolutely not.

854
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:32,280
This cannot cross the threshold of our home.

855
00:37:32,620 --> 00:37:35,040
And I'm just picturing accidentally mixing one

856
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:36,280
of the good with one of the bad.

857
00:37:36,740 --> 00:37:37,960
You've ruined them all.

858
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:39,240
You composted

859
00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:40,000
the wrong one.

860
00:37:41,260 --> 00:37:44,380
Did all the crayons you make just kind of end up brown

861
00:37:44,380 --> 00:37:44,860
Well,

862
00:37:44,860 --> 00:37:44,960
it

863
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,840
would kind of swirl them. It didn't mix like well

864
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:52,380
So you just sort of dump it and you'd end up with kind of a groovy looking like tie -dye sort of thing

865
00:37:52,810 --> 00:37:54,000
Okay, that's awesome. It was fun.

866
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:55,880
There's probably I don't know if it's still around

867
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:56,520
But yeah

868
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:56,960
What I

869
00:37:56,960 --> 00:38:02,540
love about like what you've mentioned Leo is I can picture that exact same like exactly what you're talking about

870
00:38:03,020 --> 00:38:06,220
And it was in that chunky like 90s 2000s radical

871
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:11,680
Extreme like it wasn't just like a calm easy fake oven. It was

872
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:17,740
Metal and it was grungy, and it was like the one I'm thinking of is like purple and and like rektar.

873
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:18,780
Oh, yeah

874
00:38:19,300 --> 00:38:20,160
Branded yeah

875
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:24,980
compost candle attachment number three okay shapes

876
00:38:25,700 --> 00:38:26,660
the deep cartridge

877
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,800
This is like three of 40 guys shapes

878
00:38:32,300 --> 00:38:34,460
So you put beef brisket in it

879
00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:42,300
All right

880
00:38:42,300 --> 00:38:46,460
-Melt it into shapes, like screw the hole, make it into a candle,

881
00:38:46,580 --> 00:38:49,240
make it into a duck, make it into a--

882
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:51,640
-You got the melted wax, you might as well do something with it.

883
00:38:51,940 --> 00:38:52,300
-Yes.

884
00:38:52,820 --> 00:38:52,960
-Yes.

885
00:38:53,100 --> 00:38:54,260
-Throw it in some cookie cutters.

886
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:54,840
-Okay.

887
00:38:55,340 --> 00:38:56,420
-Yes. There's just so many--

888
00:38:56,420 --> 00:38:56,920
-What do you do

889
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:57,340
with it?

890
00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:59,400
Why do you want a duck?

891
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:00,040
-You give it away

892
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,600
like every other candle you get, right?

893
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:02,560
Whoever buys it.

894
00:39:03,540 --> 00:39:03,940
-I

895
00:39:03,940 --> 00:39:05,080
made this myself.

896
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:09,160
It's made of the discarded leavens of every candle

897
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,340
I've bought over the last four years is a duck.

898
00:39:11,340 --> 00:39:13,480
I don't know, Leo. Why do we want a sunset?

899
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:14,560
[laughter]

900
00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:19,340
Okay, so...

901
00:39:19,340 --> 00:39:19,600
Sometimes

902
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,140
I want a wax duck.

903
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:22,280
[laughter]

904
00:39:23,140 --> 00:39:28,280
And you could have your partnership with brands so you could make a wax Pokemon or whatever.

905
00:39:28,740 --> 00:39:29,060
Alright,

906
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:29,900
and then the last one

907
00:39:29,900 --> 00:39:30,760
is...

908
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:36,000
Do... When you buy a thing of wax that's scented to, like, put in a melter, are they often in a shape?

909
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:40,160
I feel like I've seen little wax, like, stars or whatever that you put into the little melter.

910
00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:41,760
So maybe that's what your gimmick is.

911
00:39:42,020 --> 00:39:42,520
You know what I'm talking about?

912
00:39:42,860 --> 00:39:43,000
Yep.

913
00:39:43,140 --> 00:39:43,920
You'll get like a Scott.

914
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:44,660
You look surprised.

915
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:47,100
There's like a burner with a little bowl.

916
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:48,420
I don't know enough about candles.

917
00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:51,020
I guess you can get like a basin with that.

918
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:52,020
Not allowed in our household.

919
00:39:52,580 --> 00:39:55,140
A candle goes underneath it and it sort of just warms it.

920
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:57,940
I don't know what you do with that after you've melted it down.

921
00:39:58,140 --> 00:39:59,900
Does it just harden and then you throw it

922
00:39:59,900 --> 00:40:00,200
away?

923
00:40:00,300 --> 00:40:00,620
I don't know.

924
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:01,880
Uh, no.

925
00:40:01,980 --> 00:40:05,500
Cause well, cause that's the, the Senate, uh, like evaporates into the air.

926
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:06,900
So it is eventually just going to be nothing.

927
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:08,000
It just goes away.

928
00:40:08,300 --> 00:40:08,600
Oh, interesting.

929
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:09,300
That must be a different.

930
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:09,620
Okay.

931
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,340
Yeah, it's the same with candles.

932
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,500
I mean, where do candles go when you burn them?

933
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:15,200
[LAUGHTER]

934
00:40:16,020 --> 00:40:16,740
This is lint

935
00:40:16,740 --> 00:40:16,840
soup.

936
00:40:17,900 --> 00:40:19,360
It's in the air.

937
00:40:20,060 --> 00:40:20,460
Wow.

938
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:24,600
We are all stardust when you think about it, bro.

939
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:28,340
No, I just mean, like, it's not actually combusting, right?

940
00:40:28,620 --> 00:40:31,340
So I don't know if it's just sitting warm in a bowl.

941
00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:33,300
Is that enough for it to just evaporate?

942
00:40:33,420 --> 00:40:34,060
I guess it is.

943
00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:37,140
Candle technology, candle science, you know,

944
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:40,540
We need those scientists to listen to this podcast.

945
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:41,000
And

946
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:41,900
we

947
00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:43,300
are clearly

948
00:40:43,300 --> 00:40:45,100
the right people for this discussion.

949
00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:49,980
Yeah, I love the no follow through that we have to do to get this made.

950
00:40:50,380 --> 00:40:52,800
It just has to you just has to say it.

951
00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:54,600
Exactly. That's the premise of the show.

952
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:55,380
Yeah, and I love it.

953
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:56,860
Now someone else do the work.

954
00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:59,180
Here's an idea. I'm done.

955
00:41:01,100 --> 00:41:02,040
All right. Sorry, I cut you off.

956
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,760
What was your last? Oh, no, I just want to get rid of next.

957
00:41:05,540 --> 00:41:06,180
- No, it was the last--

958
00:41:06,180 --> 00:41:07,500
- Next, now you have 38 more.

959
00:41:07,700 --> 00:41:09,000
- It was another, I spin on it.

960
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,740
All these candles in my house have like these ash marks

961
00:41:12,940 --> 00:41:15,080
on 'em and so they just look awful, right?

962
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:17,480
Just sitting on my counter all over the place.

963
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:19,020
They're just like, every time you light it,

964
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:22,000
it just creates a black ring around the entire candle.

965
00:41:22,420 --> 00:41:24,380
So, I don't know if there's some chemical

966
00:41:24,460 --> 00:41:28,440
or like maybe part of the candle compost attachments

967
00:41:29,219 --> 00:41:32,660
is one that like uses that as part of the design

968
00:41:32,660 --> 00:41:37,520
is as the candle burns that black ashy smut.

969
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:38,120
What is it called?

970
00:41:38,260 --> 00:41:38,580
Smut?

971
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:39,640
Soot.

972
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:40,460
Soot?

973
00:41:40,820 --> 00:41:41,220
Smut.

974
00:41:41,220 --> 00:41:41,380
Smut.

975
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:42,400
[LAUGHTER]

976
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:43,240
Soot.

977
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:44,520
Slut.

978
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:45,800
[LAUGHTER]

979
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:48,660
Hold on, I can't type that stuff.

980
00:41:48,780 --> 00:41:49,420
Candle smut.

981
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:51,240
Candle slut.

982
00:41:51,980 --> 00:41:52,500
Oh, no.

983
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:55,180
That might be something else.

984
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:55,920
Soot.

985
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:56,260
That's the word.

986
00:41:56,260 --> 00:41:57,080
Soot is the word you're looking for.

987
00:41:57,820 --> 00:42:00,560
So candle soot, and it creates a design, right?

988
00:42:00,620 --> 00:42:04,440
So as you're burning the candle, like, oh, this is--

989
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:05,560
you don't know what you got.

990
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:08,460
And it creates a cool design with the soot as

991
00:42:08,460 --> 00:42:08,840
it's--

992
00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:08,980
Like

993
00:42:08,980 --> 00:42:10,440
a barista latte art.

994
00:42:10,740 --> 00:42:10,960
Yeah.

995
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:13,280
I thought you were going to say that this thing could

996
00:42:13,420 --> 00:42:14,300
act like a refurbisher.

997
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,420
So you've got your half -burned -out charred candle.

998
00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:18,640
You put your thing in the composter.

999
00:42:19,060 --> 00:42:20,340
It stores it in a basin.

1000
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:22,740
You throw the empty jar in the dishwasher,

1001
00:42:22,980 --> 00:42:24,920
and then you redo the candle half -filled,

1002
00:42:25,220 --> 00:42:26,900
but now it's all beautiful and fresh.

1003
00:42:27,340 --> 00:42:28,480
Yes, that's number five.

1004
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:29,140
This is way better.

1005
00:42:29,180 --> 00:42:30,000
That's number five.

1006
00:42:30,220 --> 00:42:31,320
could do smoke art.

1007
00:42:33,100 --> 00:42:33,620
I

1008
00:42:33,620 --> 00:42:35,860
like soot art.

1009
00:42:36,180 --> 00:42:37,860
Also you're gonna start your own candle podcast.

1010
00:42:38,110 --> 00:42:38,240
I

1011
00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:42,820
just want to... Welcome to the candle cast! What up candle heads?

1012
00:42:43,420 --> 00:42:44,380
Welcome to burn after

1013
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:44,820
reading.

1014
00:42:46,860 --> 00:42:47,600
Burn after listening.

1015
00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:49,240
Burn while listening.

1016
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:52,280
That's gotta be a weed podcast.

1017
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:53,380
already. I'm already taking it.

1018
00:42:54,780 --> 00:42:55,140
No,

1019
00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:59,920
I just want to man, like in a way, it's just like, how do I, as a, you know, dude,

1020
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:05,900
husband with all these half -burnt candles, manify, how do I get rid of them, but also like, you know,

1021
00:43:06,140 --> 00:43:11,580
brand it up to be like, yeah, dudes want compost candles, throw some deet in it, and we got an

1022
00:43:11,780 --> 00:43:16,900
outdoor candle, you know, we got a freaking... I think your deet pack sells that. Oh, I know, that's the...

1023
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:19,580
That is fun. I like the deet. Wait till you get to the

1024
00:43:19,580 --> 00:43:20,620
Roman candle layer.

1025
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:25,280
I

1026
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:26,700
think that'd be sick. Shoot,

1027
00:43:27,060 --> 00:43:27,220
yeah.

1028
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:28,120
That's clever.

1029
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:30,040
Wildly practical, probably dangerous.

1030
00:43:30,060 --> 00:43:30,520
Why stick

1031
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:32,060
with the same old wick? But fun.

1032
00:43:32,060 --> 00:43:36,400
It's a hybrid candle and Roman candle. Don't store next to other flammables in your house.

1033
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:39,620
I think the wrong kind of whimsy is currently in the candle market.

1034
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:42,640
I am terrified of that candle over there.

1035
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:45,520
I'm

1036
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:49,980
30 seconds to four hours away from getting a fireball shot at me when I'm least expecting

1037
00:43:49,980 --> 00:43:50,220
it.

1038
00:43:50,710 --> 00:43:53,580
I have a hard time explaining anxiety to my family.

1039
00:43:58,940 --> 00:44:00,040
Adam, let's

1040
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:01,980
hear what you got for us this week.

1041
00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:05,040
Okay, I didn't want to start with a "has this ever happened to you?"

1042
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:05,340
but

1043
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:07,440
sharks

1044
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It's it's 1030 at night and you know, you've been sitting wondering what am I gonna eat for the past two hours

1045
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:16,340
and

1046
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:18,480
I

1047
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:21,300
so what I want at its core is a

1048
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:26,940
Palate analyzer. I want something that is going to either scan

1049
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:34,200
Scan my my taste buds scan my brain and I understand that this is gonna be pretty pretty invasive for something

1050
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:34,940
That's pretty minimal

1051
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:40,160
However, I the prompt I was given was there's no bad ideas

1052
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:42,080
And

1053
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:47,500
I would just like something that tells me that thing that's going to satisfy me from a taste perspective

1054
00:44:48,100 --> 00:44:49,840
or from a dietary perspective

1055
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:56,320
Any any Jimmy Neutron heads any brain blasters out there is gonna recognize this. Yeah

1056
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:58,780
The tongue makes you the burger.

1057
00:45:03,540 --> 00:45:04,180
Yeah

1058
00:45:04,180 --> 00:45:11,020
that are going to be impactful are going to be for those who have a pretty limited diet or pretty

1059
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:17,240
limited tasting experience. And so something that is going to maybe in the parameters that you set

1060
00:45:17,500 --> 00:45:24,460
is going to take you to either someplace comfortable, someplace avant -garde if you're

1061
00:45:24,460 --> 00:45:27,780
looking for that kind of experience, something within your

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00:45:27,780 --> 00:45:29,360
drivable

1063
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:30,780
zone, so something that

1064
00:45:30,580 --> 00:45:31,980
that connects to your community

1065
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:33,680
and kind of locates the thing

1066
00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:34,900
that's going to best satisfy you.

1067
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:35,860
- Okay. - Whoa, okay.

1068
00:45:36,010 --> 00:45:37,240
- For a moment I thought you were gonna try to pitch

1069
00:45:37,260 --> 00:45:38,560
the thing creates the food.

1070
00:45:38,740 --> 00:45:39,240
Okay, awesome.

1071
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:40,100
- Nope. - That's way better.

1072
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:43,180
- Yeah, the instant food matter.

1073
00:45:43,380 --> 00:45:44,080
- Right, right, right, right.

1074
00:45:44,230 --> 00:45:44,700
- Okay. - Transporter.

1075
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:46,520
- Yeah, it gives you the local suggestion

1076
00:45:47,199 --> 00:45:51,740
somehow influenced based off of actual anatomy or something.

1077
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:52,540
Okay. - Yeah.

1078
00:45:52,550 --> 00:45:52,640
- I

1079
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:54,580
don't know about the tongue scanning on there,

1080
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:57,180
but what you could do for your MVP right now,

1081
00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:58,980
just have a Tinder setup

1082
00:45:58,980 --> 00:46:00,940
where it's just a bunch of different types of foods

1083
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,800
and you just like swipe in left and right on them

1084
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:05,080
and it's eventually pitching foods that you like

1085
00:46:05,180 --> 00:46:07,400
against other newer ones and by the end of it,

1086
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:09,880
you're gonna end up with not the best possible answer

1087
00:46:09,980 --> 00:46:11,400
but definitely not the worst.

1088
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:14,180
- What you are currently craving based on the,

1089
00:46:14,900 --> 00:46:16,760
you know, two things fall at the same time,

1090
00:46:16,820 --> 00:46:17,440
which one do you grab?

1091
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:19,500
- So this is a little bit out there.

1092
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:23,180
I can think of someone in my life who will crave red meat

1093
00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:26,160
when they're low on iron and other things like that.

1094
00:46:27,020 --> 00:46:30,880
I wonder if there is a blood test?

1095
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:34,000
- No, I - I'm

1096
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:39,000
low on glucose or some other like markers that could be

1097
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,580
used to actually determine this would hit

1098
00:46:41,580 --> 00:46:43,980
really hard right now. What you really,

1099
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:45,100
really need is a McFlurry.

1100
00:46:45,780 --> 00:46:46,180
(laughter) - I

1101
00:46:46,180 --> 00:46:46,780
keep doing it,

1102
00:46:46,780 --> 00:46:48,980
it just comes back with vegetables. - Yeah, right.

1103
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:50,000
(laughter)

1104
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:51,640
- You're severely deprived.

1105
00:46:52,140 --> 00:46:52,540
- I guess

1106
00:46:52,540 --> 00:46:53,880
so. - Dear God,

1107
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:54,400
water.

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00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:55,600
(laughing)

1109
00:46:58,500 --> 00:47:00,000
- Calling emergency services right now.

1110
00:47:00,620 --> 00:47:03,980
- But yeah, I would imagine that there's a dietary health

1111
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or there would be tiers to this sort of thing.

1112
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:11,400
Where it's, I want something based on these vibes,

1113
00:47:11,500 --> 00:47:13,340
I want something based on this mood or this.

1114
00:47:14,260 --> 00:47:15,580
'Cause that's how I think of food,

1115
00:47:15,660 --> 00:47:17,660
of what mood am I eating right now?

1116
00:47:19,020 --> 00:47:21,540
And then there is the more invasive stuff,

1117
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:26,980
like yeah, maybe a test strip with a little blood sample

1118
00:47:28,380 --> 00:47:31,380
or I guess I don't know what amount you get

1119
00:47:31,460 --> 00:47:33,040
from a cheek swab other than.

1120
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:34,120
- I don't know either.

1121
00:47:34,740 --> 00:47:38,300
- Yeah, but there are people more knowledgeable than me

1122
00:47:38,420 --> 00:47:39,940
that would know what you would get from that

1123
00:47:39,980 --> 00:47:41,980
and there are dieticians who would offer,

1124
00:47:42,620 --> 00:47:44,500
here are the things that your body would really crave

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00:47:44,540 --> 00:47:46,460
and would really satisfy you now.

1126
00:47:46,740 --> 00:47:49,520
- Okay, I think I'm gonna throw some crazy idea out there

1127
00:47:49,580 --> 00:47:51,000
but I think this might make sense is,

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00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:54,420
So let's say you got like a, you know,

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00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:56,100
those glycerine breath strips.

1130
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:58,060
Okay, take that.

1131
00:47:58,480 --> 00:47:58,660
- Yeah.

1132
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:01,920
- Then have different sets of like nutritional things

1133
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,680
like iron, like whatever, like all these different,

1134
00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:07,640
- Vitamins.

1135
00:48:07,700 --> 00:48:08,980
- The things that are missing, iron.

1136
00:48:08,980 --> 00:48:09,640
- Vitamin test?

1137
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:11,860
- Iron, vitamin, whatever.

1138
00:48:12,220 --> 00:48:13,140
You just, I don't know.

1139
00:48:13,220 --> 00:48:14,820
You create the right test strips, right?

1140
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:16,420
And then now you're just tasting like,

1141
00:48:16,860 --> 00:48:19,700
you have 10 test strips and you just taste each one.

1142
00:48:19,860 --> 00:48:21,200
- Which one is most appeasing to you right now?

1143
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:23,700
- And if you select eight and seven,

1144
00:48:24,240 --> 00:48:26,300
it's like, oh, Chinese food.

1145
00:48:26,420 --> 00:48:30,560
It's got, you know, sugar and it's got chicken, you know?

1146
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:31,780
Or like beef, right?

1147
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:33,880
You get a beef Mongolian and...

1148
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:36,180
- Russell, I honestly love that.

1149
00:48:36,340 --> 00:48:39,840
Like, they're just arbitrary named like A through G

1150
00:48:39,890 --> 00:48:41,300
or something and you just take them,

1151
00:48:41,380 --> 00:48:42,560
like, which one do you want the most?

1152
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:44,040
Okay, now do one through 10.

1153
00:48:44,540 --> 00:48:48,200
You, oh, you like seven, you're F seven, Chinese food.

1154
00:48:48,460 --> 00:48:49,100
That's amazing.

1155
00:48:49,300 --> 00:48:50,100
They can be like

1156
00:48:50,100 --> 00:48:52,280
vials. They're like little droppers, right?

1157
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,240
You can make like, all right, just you know

1158
00:48:54,580 --> 00:49:00,000
If you liked seven and eight combined seven and eight and tie ten and see now that's a scratch and sniff

1159
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,340
It's just a page that you're licking on all of these guys

1160
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:06,400
It's getting more Willy Wonka that I think I

1161
00:49:10,300 --> 00:49:19,280
It's doable is what I'm saying, right you could test right? Yeah

1162
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:20,460
Yeah, I

1163
00:49:20,460 --> 00:49:21,300
love that

1164
00:49:22,260 --> 00:49:27,880
What do you call it? How on earth do you get this to appeal to someone who's hungry and lazy man?

1165
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:29,940
Yeah, that's just straight -up

1166
00:49:29,940 --> 00:49:32,000
door - it tells you which restaurant in

1167
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:35,460
what to get from it's a feature in like a who breeds or whatever

1168
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:36,880
Yeah, there you go.

1169
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:41,460
Well for me like it came about because of my extreme

1170
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:46,880
Indecision lately. Mm -hmm. And so having something that scientifically is like

1171
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:47,940
This

1172
00:49:47,940 --> 00:49:51,760
is going to be the thing that is going to be most satisfying to you whether it's from a dietary

1173
00:49:52,100 --> 00:49:55,560
Perspective or from like I've already made the choice. It's already happening

1174
00:49:56,200 --> 00:50:01,740
But yeah, I have I have sat and debated for longer than it would have taken to make the meal itself

1175
00:50:01,740 --> 00:50:03,020
the scientific

1176
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:05,040
Palate meal find

1177
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:08,680
you imagine like your indecisive wife like I don't know and you just like hey

1178
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:14,400
Hey, just take like lick these ten things real quick and tell me here's ten vials of various

1179
00:50:16,860 --> 00:50:17,340
sludges

1180
00:50:17,340 --> 00:50:18,080
It

1181
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:20,480
looks like you want some vitamin K, all right.

1182
00:50:21,740 --> 00:50:22,180
Let

1183
00:50:22,180 --> 00:50:22,980
me check the chart.

1184
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:24,200
Tacos it is.

1185
00:50:24,340 --> 00:50:25,600
Tacos is amazing, right?

1186
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:26,380
Oh, OK.

1187
00:50:26,390 --> 00:50:27,300
We nailed it, right?

1188
00:50:28,700 --> 00:50:29,000
Every

1189
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:29,340
single

1190
00:50:29,340 --> 00:50:29,560
one

1191
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:30,040
just leads

1192
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:30,560
to tacos.

1193
00:50:30,740 --> 00:50:31,520
It doesn't matter.

1194
00:50:32,540 --> 00:50:33,760
It's hitting all the food groups.

1195
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:34,900
Everyone likes tacos.

1196
00:50:35,210 --> 00:50:36,840
Except for the cilantro stuff for some people.

1197
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:37,260
Right.

1198
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,480
This one says you need a Subway sandwich.

1199
00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:40,600
Is this sponsored?

1200
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:42,800
[LAUGHTER]

1201
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:45,100
That's the one thing I was like, oh, I would--

1202
00:50:45,100 --> 00:50:45,940
I need a Whopper?

1203
00:50:46,780 --> 00:50:54,680
I understand that that's probably necessary in any pitch that there's going to be, you know, sponsorship opportunities or forced obligations.

1204
00:50:55,020 --> 00:50:55,940
But, uh,

1205
00:50:56,740 --> 00:50:57,220
Lean Cuisine.

1206
00:50:57,220 --> 00:50:58,180
I want to keep this pure.

1207
00:50:58,320 --> 00:50:58,580
Yeah.

1208
00:50:58,920 --> 00:50:59,120
Yeah.

1209
00:50:59,600 --> 00:50:59,980
Um,

1210
00:51:00,300 --> 00:51:14,180
you could do, I was, maybe there's a way to, if you track your meals somehow in this app or some tool, you could probably calculate your flavor rhythm, we'll say, or flavor cycle.

1211
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:15,240
Damn.

1212
00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:15,740
- What do you think?

1213
00:51:15,900 --> 00:51:17,180
Like that might be a--

1214
00:51:17,180 --> 00:51:17,580
- There it is.

1215
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:19,580
- Flavor rhythm slaps.

1216
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:23,900
I'd see them in concert for sure.

1217
00:51:25,780 --> 00:51:28,680
- So I mean like then, like your indecisiveness is,

1218
00:51:29,300 --> 00:51:33,260
let's say taking the past history of the meals you've had

1219
00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:34,820
that you've enjoyed and now it's like,

1220
00:51:34,910 --> 00:51:36,140
all right, based on your last,

1221
00:51:36,540 --> 00:51:39,040
your, the way, what you're choosing to eat,

1222
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:41,540
we're making a set of decisions for you

1223
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:43,260
that you weren't thinking of

1224
00:51:43,260 --> 00:51:47,740
according to the patterns of your eating cycles this is what you're looking for

1225
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:48,680
right? Yeah.

1226
00:51:49,270 --> 00:51:53,780
Do you need Wendy's again? It's been four days in a row. Get the chili this time.

1227
00:51:56,240 --> 00:51:56,680
The

1228
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:59,620
pizza hut outside of my house is starting to recognize me

1229
00:51:59,620 --> 00:52:01,780
and

1230
00:52:01,780 --> 00:52:02,000
I don't

1231
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:04,900
think that's something an app can tell me but it is something that I'm starting

1232
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:05,520
to notice.

1233
00:52:06,380 --> 00:52:08,960
Same thing as always boss. Listen

1234
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:12,020
there's something about a thin

1235
00:52:12,020 --> 00:52:13,620
and crispy cheese pizza from

1236
00:52:13,620 --> 00:52:14,480
I

1237
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:15,380
don't make the rules. That's

1238
00:52:15,380 --> 00:52:18,640
what my body wants. Yeah, right. I must have a thin and crispy

1239
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:23,340
cheese deficiency. I don't know what it is. Doctors orders

1240
00:52:23,740 --> 00:52:25,180
that have flavor rhythm. I love

1241
00:52:25,180 --> 00:52:26,560
that flavor rhythm. It's gonna

1242
00:52:26,580 --> 00:52:27,080
be flavor

1243
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:29,180
and flavor flames on the cover.

1244
00:52:29,940 --> 00:52:30,700
Yeah, flavor

1245
00:52:30,700 --> 00:52:31,200
rhythm

1246
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:33,380
and then it's pointing to the clock and it says it's time to

1247
00:52:33,380 --> 00:52:33,640
eat.

1248
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:40,980
How old is Flava Flav? Is he on Cameo? Like, can he just...

1249
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:44,680
Don't spoil next week, man.

1250
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:45,360
Right.

1251
00:52:45,980 --> 00:52:49,900
How... I'm sorry, I'm googling now. How bad have things got for Flava Flav?

1252
00:52:51,780 --> 00:52:53,480
Turns out he just looks exactly the same.

1253
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:53,840
$20.

1254
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:55,200
$20.

1255
00:52:56,260 --> 00:53:01,000
Well, dear listener, if you're enjoying our podcast over another thin and crispy cheese

1256
00:53:01,300 --> 00:53:04,940
pizza, thank you for listening. We hope you enjoyed yourself. And thank you so much, Adam,

1257
00:53:04,940 --> 00:53:06,080
for joining us. Have fun.

1258
00:53:06,240 --> 00:53:06,480
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1259
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:08,120
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