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I'm Scott, I'm Russell, and I'm Leo. This is Spitball.

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Welcome to Spitball. I don't know what we're gonna call ourselves. What are we gonna call ourselves today?

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The original?

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We're three in-person entrepreneurs. We're trying something a little different this week.

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That's great.

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We normally are recording remote, as many people may know, but today we're doing something different.

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We're gonna be in person, and we don't have a guest this week.

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We now, as of this episode, have done over a hundred ideas cumulatively over the last twenty, what, seven episodes or so, which is pretty sweet.

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Yep.

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So we thought maybe it'd be kind of fun to do a little bit of a retrospective and go back and look into each other's eyes as we look at all the stuff we've done over the last year and change, and give out some awards to ourselves.

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Just ourselves, right?

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When you say it that way.

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We are so clever and witty and handsome.

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I thought it'd be fun, maybe if we wanted to do a little bit of a warm-up, to maybe pitch each other some remixes.

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So how do I introduce this?

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I don't have a good name for this yet.

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What do we call this?

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Pitch.

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Will it blend?

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Yeah, we'll call it Will It Blend?

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That's a great one.

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Today we're gonna be playing Will It Blend? Where I have a little random number generator here.

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And I would like each of us to go around the horn and give in a random prompt.

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For example, Scott, you of course are the head CTO of the product company that runs Crows as a Service.

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You remember that a couple episodes back?

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I do.

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I want you to tell me about this upcoming merger that you're having with the toothbrush cleaner that I pitched way back.

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So if you're gonna be pitching how your two companies are coming together, how exactly could Crows as a Service be integrated with the toothbrush cleaning station?

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The MVP is not gonna be sanitary.

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Is what it's gonna be.

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Obviously, what we shared with our shareholders is the Crows are gonna fly into your apartment, and they are going to pick up your toothbrush and fly it off like one of those knife sharpening services where they just bring it back.

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Except the Crow just kind of does it.

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And then every day you always have a clean, fresh, Crow poop covered toothbrush.

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My darling wife's like, if I ever win the lottery wish is I want to have a new toothbrush every day.

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Every single day.

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If you could have.

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This explains a lot of your ideas.

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Dude, the knife sharpening thing though made me think like what if Crows like started picking knives up at your house and flying in the air to sharpen knives.

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Oh shit, it dropped it.

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Right through the heart of a small local squirrel.

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That's good.

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Russell.

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Would you invest, Leo?

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Heck no.

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The whole point was sanitary.

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I love that, but no, I don't think so.

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I'm here to tell you guys about my portable living room, but the enhancement on that idea.

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So, you guys remember when we talked about how hollowing out a camper van like that soul theater way back when only instead it has some sort of portal game room.

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Yeah.

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Because our D&D group goes around and we aren't all in the same place.

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Of course, we got to augment that somehow.

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And that idea needs an enhancement.

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Of course, we're going to be adding on Russell's don't sound stupid app.

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Oh, yes.

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So, the camper van is going to be always listening to you.

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You know, I didn't really integrate like Twitch streaming.

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Perhaps this thing is always listening to everyone in the room and somehow making the living room experience worldwide.

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Yep.

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And you can have your off the wall friend in the room with you and not get canceled.

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That would be awesome.

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It's like an auto-censoring system.

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I like that.

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You know how live broadcasts are run like 10 seconds after the fact so they can bleep ever since Justin Timberlake wardrobe malfunction.

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Was that the reason why?

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I think so.

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Wow.

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I believe that.

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Well, this is that, but automated.

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You're feeding everything through ChatGPT.

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It's going to help you not sound stupid only when you're streaming your games.

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Nice.

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Russell, I need you to tell me about Scott's, Scott's Airbnb, or no, excuse me, Scott's stakeout cameras.

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Do that one.

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Which sounds great.

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Oh my God.

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Sorry to start.

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Russell, you know how we had Scott pitch the idea of the stakeout cameras a while back.

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So there's a camera that's got ChatGPT.

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You can say, where do I leave my keys?

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Or whatever.

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Remember how Anthony, our good friend, was on the show pitching Airbnb for servants?

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I had a hard time making that into a coherent thought, but how did that resolve?

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Where did Airbnb for servants even land?

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I think the preposition is wrong on that one.

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It's like Airbnb with servants, not for servants.

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Yeah, that's true.

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Because it was literally a live in, you're at an Airbnb and there's also just a live in servant there to take care of all of your needs.

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It morphed into something else.

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You can fantasize the rich life, but also give some-

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Yeah, Victorian era, Jeeves go warm up.

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You know what that needs is AI powered cameras all over it.

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What could go wrong?

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Tell me more about your cool new company, Russell.

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Well, I think this was the missing piece to Anthony's Airbnb with servants.

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Because the worst part about having a servant is telling them what to do all the time.

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Now robots can do it.

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So now you have an AI powered stakeout camera that's like giving chores at all times.

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God, this is so dystopian.

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It's more like a Dharma initiative experiment where it's just like, how long can we keep these people doing chores in this room with just a voice telling them?

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Okay, this would be an awesome reality TV show too.

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You just have the AI and a bunch of people.

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You get like real world or big brother with this.

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Boom.

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There you go.

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There, right?

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That's brilliant.

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Reality TV version of servants.

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They're just like earpieces and they think they're humans.

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It's like jury duty, but with robots.

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We are very close to having some sort of reality show with AI as like a key feature, aren't we?

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It's those pranksters where they're like, you know, the earpiece and they tell people to do random ridiculous things.

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Impractical jokers.

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Yes, that's the one.

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But just do that where it's an AI controlling it and let's just see what happens.

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Let's just go for it.

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Chad GPT, you're in charge of this human.

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It's really wild.

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Yeah, you have one GPT for each person and they're all interacting and like being controlled like puppets.

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Oh man, you don't even need a show producer.

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I'd watch it.

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At least one season, right?

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I have a feeling we have a lot of ideas to get to.

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You want to just hop into it?

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Yeah, sure.

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The premise of today's show is a little different.

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Instead of pitching new ideas, we wanted to circle back on all the ideas that we've had over the last, I don't know, year and change and instead do a bit of a award show of sorts, like paper plate awards that you'd get when you're going to eat orange slices with your sports team.

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You want to just hop right into it?

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I think we're going to start off with most unlikely.

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So we each have thought a little bit about over our last hundred ideas, what we think would be the most unlikely to actually be a thing.

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Or I guess if there's a different interpretation for most unlikely, most unlikely to succeed.

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I don't know.

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Tell me, what do you guys bring?

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What do you think should be most unlikely of all of our ideas?

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Most unlikely.

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I'm going to have to give it to weed koi fish.

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Aw, man.

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That was one of...

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I have that later down.

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Sorry, Scotty B.

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Tell me why.

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I think that...

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Well, first off, the weed koi fish idea was...

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Refresh us.

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Yeah, I want to hear some defense on this.

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This is one that I couldn't stop thinking about for a long time to the point that I just had to bring it up on the show.

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But the short version was a friend who was growing weed, realized the market wasn't there, and decided to switch to goldfish, or koi fish, because millennials buy koi fish, and didn't...

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Said, "Well, I have all the hydroponics, and I've got a shit ton of weed.

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Let's just feed the koi fish weed and use that as part of the branding for it.

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I will buy a home...

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Farm-raised koi fish that has only known one diet."

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But why?

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What do I gain from purchasing a koi...

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I think we had a long discussion about if it's even possible.

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Yeah, we pretty much got the semantics of that.

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Will this kill the fish or not?

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Our conclusion was the fish probably would survive.

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I just think that feeding koi fish, like, "Oh, I got a weed koi fish online. I have to feed it weed all the time."

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That's all it eats?

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There is no option for fish food anymore?

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Yeah, right?

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Otherwise, it's not all weed.

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That sounds expensive.

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But it would be...

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Honestly, it'd be very interesting.

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It might meet one of my other awards later.

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So...

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Okay, you know, going back and vocalizing it, yeah.

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I'm trying to remember the hook of it.

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Yeah, it's funny how some of these ideas, you look at them again, and you're like, "Huh, that was terrible one day."

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And then you're like, "Oh, you know, not so bad the other."

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So, yeah.

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So, I interpreted most unlikely to mean, I don't know if this is even a feasible thing that can exist in our world.

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And I loved Kyle's idea about the radio-powered batteries, but I don't know if...

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I'm still not convinced that that's even a physics possibility.

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So, he proposed what if we had some sort of battery that went in and then was doing ambient radio wave capture in order to generate energy,

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which sounds so amazing that it makes you wonder why that hasn't already existed.

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And Kyle, we love you.

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I'm still not convinced that that's possible.

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That's my nomination.

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Might just be that you don't really want a bunch of millimeter wave receivers and...

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or emitters in every single room.

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Although he was saying with just like a basic FM, wasn't he?

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I think he was saying Wi-Fi too.

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But like, does that cause Wi-Fi dead spots in your house?

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Because like, it's gobbling up all the, you know, EM?

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I guess technically you do it with FM.

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Just a standard band going through, and as long as it's really low powered,

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And you're just doing really low powered sensors for everything.

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How much energy capture is that?

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Like, is that a...

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I don't know.

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It doesn't seem possible.

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So that gets my vote for most unlikely.

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Yeah, my walls in my house don't have radio going through it, right?

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Probably do.

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Like I can't put my ear up against the...

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My wall in here, the radio, right?

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It's cause you don't have a radio receiver in your ear, but the radio waves are still there, buddy.

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I'm pretty sure.

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Well, somebody should then capture that and turn it into a battery.

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Cause that sounds realistic too.

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Do you know how radio waves work?

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I guess you need to adjust the frequency, huh?

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Cause then I'd be listening to all the stations at once.

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Whoa.

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Like that movie with Michelle Yeoh.

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Everything everywhere.

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Everything everywhere all at once.

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Everything FM all at once.

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All radio, all stations all at once.

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Scott, what's your name?

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Yeah.

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It was a love corner.

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It was the reheat in meat.

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I'll defend it.

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The idea...

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No, no.

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I'll take it.

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It was my idea.

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So I'll follow on the sword of it being a little bit far-fetched.

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What if you had leftovers and that was the base...

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So I don't like leftovers.

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I don't like eating them.

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I think it's a worse version of the food that you already ate before and it's not good.

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And there's very few foods that reheat better.

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But I can use leftovers from the chili last night to make a really good quesadilla tonight

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as an ingredient.

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That's how I get around having to deal with the leftovers.

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I use it to make something else.

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Salisbury steak.

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That was the burgers yesterday, right?

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What if I could find someone else?

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It was for the Oops All Love Corners episode, if I recall.

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So what if I put in there what I have for my leftovers and it found someone around town

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who I could make food with?

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And we either do like a swap.

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I don't know.

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Often...

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Or maybe the mayonnaise to my egg salad.

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Like...

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Exactly!

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Right?

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Or maybe you're not making something new, but maybe you're just sharing a meal and you

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each haven't had that meal.

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See, I love that.

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But the idea of showing up at a stranger's house with a Tupperware...

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You could meet in neutral territory.

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I don't know.

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For a picnic or something.

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I don't know.

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Yeah, that's fine.

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Then you can't reheat it.

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No.

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I accept your nomination gracefully.

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I think that one was second for me in best name, but I think I gotta put that as most unlikely.

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That's a really good one, Scott.

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So now I think we fight.

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Fight!

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Okay.

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What were the three again?

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Reheat and meet.

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Battery.

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Radio power batteries and weed koi fish.

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I think it's gotta be the koi fish guys.

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No, I think it's reheat and meet.

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Most unlikely?

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How is that unlikely?

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I can't imagine doing that with friends, let alone with strangers.

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You think it's unlikely not that the app could exist, but that anyone would want it.

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Yeah.

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Hey, you wanna do a reheat and meet later?

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Like who in the right mind would do that?

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MVP needs at least two people, doesn't it?

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Crap.

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It's just the same two users in the same town.

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They love it though.

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What do you got for tonight?

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Uh huh.

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Can you imagine bringing your wife out to a nice date and saying, "Hey, you wanna do a reheat

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and meet?"

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That sounds like a great idea, right?

293
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Is that what Gen Zers are calling it?

294
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Yeah.

295
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Oh shoot.

296
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All right, I take it.

297
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I mean...

298
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Unless we wanna fight more about the batteries.

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I mean, it was too cool of an idea, I think, to give it something that's such a negative

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award.

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Yeah, I just have to see it.

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Maybe...

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He's an engineer.

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He believes in it.

305
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Are you guys voting for each other's ideas now?

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Am I a tiebreaker?

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Is that what's happening?

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Cause you said, you think reheat and meet and you said weed and koi fish, right?

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No, I said weed and koi fish.

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I think I gotta go back to reheat and meet though.

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I still think that there's a market that there are some people out there that would be like, "I just want a koi fish, man."

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You know, honestly, your defense, I was like, "I guess anybody would buy it.

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Some people would just buy it cause it's like, I got high as hell."

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Look at my fish!

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Look at his little squinty eyes and how happy he is.

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I don't think that's how that works.

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Do they have eyelids?

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I don't know.

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I don't know, man.

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I did not know enough about koi fish to be pitching this.

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One YouTube video about high koi fish and I think people would be like, "Huh, maybe I'll buy one."

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Especially if they're high, you know?

323
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If you had an A/B testing, how much?

324
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Yeah.

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You guys have sold me.

326
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Reheating me gets the Razzie.

327
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Alright.

328
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Most unlikely.

329
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What's next?

330
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We gotta keep going through these this weekend.

331
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Oh yeah.

332
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Biggest revenue potential.

333
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I've got pretty strong opinions, but I brought a couple here.

334
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Of course, I think IdolTC has gotta be the one.

335
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Okay.

336
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I put that one too.

337
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That was like one of my two.

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I'm like, "Of course it's gotta be IdolTC."

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It's gotta be IdolTC.

340
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Yeah.

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That's the only tested one out in the market right now.

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At least by us.

343
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That's true.

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How do I buy one of those, Scott?

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Well, idletowncenter.com, of course.

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Idletowncenter.com, you say?

347
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Use coupon code "HowDoYouTurnThisOn".

348
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Our first sponsor.

349
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Do you have a Spitball coupon code?

350
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No.

351
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Use coupon code "Spitball.show".

352
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To get what?

353
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I don't know.

354
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To get an IdolTownCenter.

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20% off.

356
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Get a free pack of gummy bears in the package or something.

357
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All right.

358
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So, I'll go first.

359
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Go ahead.

360
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I'll hit it up.

361
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I have a serious answer and I have the intriguing answer.

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Biggest revenue potential.

363
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This is pie in the sky potential.

364
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That has no ceiling.

365
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So I think maybe your intentional corporate espionage idea has...

366
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Really?

367
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I mean, if you really worked that properly, you could be milking Fortune 500 companies for all

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that they've got, right?

369
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Maybe.

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What was that idea?

371
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Okay.

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So the basics of this idea was, if someone leaves a company and gets hired by another company,

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an original company or a third party can stay in contact with that employee and kind of coax or use them into throwing business from the new company back to the old one.

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So just like spy versus spy, this employee would have a handler, gets hired onto the new company and is able to contact them and throw business back.

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It has the word corporate in it.

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That it automatically means it has money.

377
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Exactly.

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Or grocery store surplus meal kits.

379
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Yeah.

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Okay.

381
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That's money that's just on the floor.

382
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That's going to the trash.

383
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Literally going in the garbage.

384
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Yeah.

385
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That's got revenue potential.

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This was, you take all the food that's like two or three days about to expire.

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So the stuff they start putting red stickers on, you buy it all, create recipes on the fly and you sell it as like a drive through pre-made meal.

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And I think we pivoted to having the grocery store be the one assembling it too, which was, that hit home for me.

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And like that, that's, that's free money right there that they're throwing out.

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I hire one full time employee to be making these kits.

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There you go.

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Some local chef.

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Out the door.

394
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It's like five bucks.

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Here you go.

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Person at the deli counter, bored out of their mind.

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Give them, give them a book.

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Give them a book, right?

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There you go.

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A recipe book.

401
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Sell kits.

402
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Instant upsell.

403
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I like that.

404
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What do you got?

405
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I gotta go.

406
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I gotta go stores on on this one.

407
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The Amazon storage shipping that Russell came up with where they keep a hold of all your belongings.

408
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You can order your own stuff back for a monthly fee.

409
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They either pick it up and bring it back.

410
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Then the logistics are all there.

411
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Everything is there for that.

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You know, the multiple people, guests that we had on the show who are living in apartments in downtown New York or something.

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They're like, I have no room for stuff.

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If Amazon can bring it back and forth.

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It's just brilliant.

416
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My pitch for that was so good too.

417
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I pitched that so well on that episode.

418
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I think you came up with the name stores on on the fly.

419
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I did.

420
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But it was all about like square footage of your home.

421
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And we pivoted into the Uber model of people getting money from putting stuff in their basement and attic and barn and all that.

422
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Remember that?

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You could hit a button on your phone app and you could hit my lawnmower in storage.

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I could hit a button and just automatically goes on Facebook marketplace or Amazon's equivalent.

425
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That's what hit home for me.

426
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That would be cool.

427
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There's a lot there.

428
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It's so logistically complicated for the like, how do you stop the people storing it from going through your stuff?

429
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How do you get the supply so that you have like the storage local to the person?

430
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I don't know, man.

431
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It's got so much that I love about it and biggest revenue potential.

432
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That's where I'm.

433
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What do you got?

434
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What do you bring?

435
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Oh, for me?

436
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Yeah.

437
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What is mine?

438
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Okay.

439
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I think it's Redbox Optometrist.

440
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,000
Whoa.

441
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The referrals.

442
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000
Remember when we pivoted to the referrals?

443
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Yeah.

444
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I mean, what was the idea?

445
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Redbox Optometrist was basically you'd walk up to a Walgreens, like a Redbox, put your eyes in the machine.

446
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It would scan your eyes, do the whole eye exam, and then would either tell you, you got to go see a doctor or here's your prescription.

447
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See it in the mail in like five days.

448
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Right.

449
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See you next year.

450
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And that's it.

451
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I get text messages all the time about my latest doctor's appointment that I haven't done.

452
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And it's just like, and then every time you go three years later, it's like, you're fine.

453
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Your prescription is exactly the same.

454
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See you next year.

455
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Nope.

456
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I'm not coming back, dude, for another, for another few years.

457
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But I.

458
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It's for the in-between.

459
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Right.

460
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And I feel like it's like one of those blood pressure machines that they have in every single store and it's a health thing.

461
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So people are always going to be going and just like, oh, maybe I'll just get my eyes checked real quick while I wait for my prescription.

462
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Boom.

463
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Sometimes your car needs a whole tune up and sometimes it just needs a quick oil change.

464
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Right.

465
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You know?

466
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Right.

467
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And it's like one of those things where you don't have to do it, but all of a sudden if it's there, I'm going to just, why not?

468
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Totally.

469
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Why not?

470
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Right.

471
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And instant, you just manufacture like a hundred of these.

472
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You stick them on a wall.

473
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Redbox recently went bankrupt.

474
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So you could buy the literal boxes.

475
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Put a camera on the side.

476
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Pull the gums out.

477
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Have you seen the inside of one of those things, by the way?

478
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No.

479
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It's nuts.

480
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It's like a big cylinder and they're all like slotted in.

481
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It's crazy.

482
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I have pictures of it.

483
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We should buy one of those.

484
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Just for fun.

485
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Let's like throw something in there.

486
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Turn it into a mini fridge or so?

487
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Yeah.

488
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Let's just turn that into a Spitball podcast.

489
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Physical version.

490
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Sometimes it spits out dumb and dumber.

491
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You know?

492
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Ooh, turn it into like a lottery.

493
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That's fun.

494
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What movie am I going to get?

495
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Well, now we fight.

496
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Now we fight.

497
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Grocery store surplus.

498
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I think I'm of the two that I brought intentional corporate or grocery store surplus.

499
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I think I'm leaning on that.

500
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But you guys are on a hard program.

501
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Come on.

502
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Redbox optometrist is the best.

503
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Scott, you gotta back me up on this because it's your idea.

504
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I think the FDA is standing in your way.

505
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Oh, is that it?

506
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There's no way.

507
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I just need to be a, yeah, I don't know.

508
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000
You're right.

509
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000
Licensed medical professionals only.

510
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,000
I don't know.

511
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,000
What was her name?

512
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000
Theremin?

513
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,000
Thereatron?

514
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,000
What was it?

515
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:14,000
Theremin?

516
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000
There.

517
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,000
Theremin.

518
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000
Theremin is the instrument.

519
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,000
It was called.

520
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:23,000
Come on.

521
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,000
We can do this.

522
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,000
Oh my God.

523
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000
Elizabeth Holmes' company was...

524
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,000
Theranos.

525
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,000
So Thanos meets...

526
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,000
Theranos.

527
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,000
Thermoses.

528
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,000
Okay.

529
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000
Terrible name.

530
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000
Worst name award.

531
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,000
I think I gotta go for the grocery store on that one though.

532
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000
Just because...

533
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000
Really?

534
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000
It's like, it's applicable to the entire world.

535
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:47,000
Like anywhere where there's a grocery store, you can now swap this over.

536
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:51,000
And I guess everyone has eyes everywhere too, but there aren't Walgreens everywhere, so...

537
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000
This doesn't mean revenue potential for the one service.

538
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,000
Yeah.

539
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000
Across the world.

540
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,000
Yep.

541
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,000
There's a lot of revenue to be gained.

542
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,000
It makes the most revenue.

543
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,000
You open source it.

544
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000
Here's the plans.

545
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000
I could sell recipes maybe.

546
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,000
Maybe that's it.

547
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000
Just like the common grocery items.

548
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:09,000
It does seem like a hard idea to like centralize onto just, I'm the only one that does this,

549
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,000
you know?

550
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:15,000
We have to like hire people and that one guy comes in the store, buys all the, you know.

551
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000
Yeah.

552
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000
Rancid chicken.

553
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000
We'll have to see that.

554
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000
Congratulations.

555
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000
That's a tie...

556
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000
We have the three of us, which means we don't have to worry about tiebreakers.

557
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000
That worked out nicely.

558
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,000
Nice.

559
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,000
That means the grocery store surplus.

560
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,000
Let's go.

561
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000
Advancing with biggest revenue potential.

562
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000
Next.

563
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000
Wait, wait, wait.

564
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000
Where's my trophy though?

565
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000
We are not giving each other 10 trophies.

566
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000
Come on.

567
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000
Aren't we amazing?

568
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,000
It's the most narcissistic thing we can do, right?

569
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,000
It's just...

570
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000
Everyone else loves how great we are.

571
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,000
So we made ourselves gifts to show each other how great we are.

572
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:50,000
The hottest love corner idea.

573
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000
I have four that I brought.

574
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,000
Do you have?

575
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,000
So I don't know about this.

576
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,000
I have a very strong opinion on this one.

577
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,000
Oh, excellent.

578
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,000
What is hottest?

579
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000
I think I know what your opinion is.

580
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,000
Can I guess?

581
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000
You can guess.

582
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,000
Is it beacons?

583
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000
It is of course the beacons.

584
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,000
Of course it's beacons.

585
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000
Do you want to hit us with beacons, Russell?

586
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,000
What was beacons?

587
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,000
Okay.

588
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,000
I mean, actually, I want...

589
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,000
Scott, you should tell it.

590
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000
Because I feel like I've forgotten how good it is.

591
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,000
Scott is the most passionate beacons advocate I've ever met.

592
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,000
I love this idea.

593
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,000
Okay.

594
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,000
I don't know...

595
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,000
What do you think it is?

596
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,000
I don't know if it's a piece of...

597
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:26,000
I guess it's just a phone app at this point where I can hit a button on this phone app and

598
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:33,000
it lights a quote unquote beacon that appears on either an in-app map or just on Google Maps

599
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,000
or whatever that just says something is happening here.

600
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:40,000
And so if you have a bunch of guys going out being like, hey, let's go out on the town.

601
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000
Let's all light our beacons at such and such bar.

602
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000
That's right.

603
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:46,000
It'll cause more people to go to that bar and it just causes a chain reaction.

604
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:50,000
Also, there are a million puns that you can do with this one.

605
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,000
The beacons are lit.

606
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000
Leo calls for aid.

607
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:57,000
We talk about different colors and then we don't tell what it means.

608
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,000
So the world kind of, oh man, orange is downtown.

609
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,000
Can you believe it?

610
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,000
Or whatever.

611
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000
We let the culture decide what it means.

612
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,000
Oh, wait.

613
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000
We talked about that?

614
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000
We did.

615
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000
Oh, that is awesome.

616
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000
I love that part of beacons.

617
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:15,000
I was going to go in that night, but then I saw that it was so green downtown.

618
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000
So I had to go see what was up.

619
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000
Or whatever that means.

620
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
There's a red beacon over there, a distress beacon over there.

621
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,000
What could that one be?

622
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,000
Flat tire.

623
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,000
Yeah.

624
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,000
Or a fire.

625
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,000
It's one or the other, right?

626
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,000
Red.

627
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,000
Don't go to reds.

628
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,000
It's just so simple, but so many applications.

629
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,000
That's it for me.

630
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,000
Hot as love corner.

631
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,000
What do you got?

632
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,000
Okay.

633
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,000
Love that.

634
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:41,000
I'm a sonder is my favorite.

635
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,000
I had sonders one of mine too.

636
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,000
Yeah.

637
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,000
That is like...

638
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,000
What was sonder again?

639
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,000
Sonder is basically a dating app that you passively use on your phone.

640
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,000
You turn it on.

641
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:55,000
And as you do more things, the app matches you with more people that do those things.

642
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,000
Mm-hmm.

643
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,000
And so as we get going, right?

644
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,000
Yes.

645
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000
Location aware.

646
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,000
But it's not just like you passing on the street, maybe.

647
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000
Maybe shared commutes.

648
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:13,000
The whole pitch was all about, oh, you could be going to the same gym as your future soulmates, but you're just three minutes off.

649
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,000
You pass.

650
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,000
They check in.

651
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,000
You're checking out.

652
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000
You go on the train.

653
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,000
Same train.

654
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,000
Different time slot.

655
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000
Same apartment building.

656
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,000
Different floor.

657
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:32,000
It's just like, it's the FOMO of like, oh, I could be having the perfect person right next to me in a big city and not meet them.

658
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,000
I love it.

659
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:44,000
And I was fresh off of reading a paper about somebody, I think it was a blog post actually, about somebody who had done that with their then fiance, where they compared the last eight years of their Google location history together.

660
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:49,000
Oh my gosh, honey, before we ever met, we were at the same coffee shop like four times and all that kind of stuff.

661
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000
I love that so much.

662
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:54,000
And then we turned it into like, like just regular life friends.

663
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000
Like I think that was it.

664
00:24:55,000 --> 00:25:00,000
Like you could just add that to like, kind of, I think you're, you talking about that made that into a thing.

665
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000
So.

666
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,000
Sounders really good.

667
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,000
Those are my top two.

668
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,000
Also friend of a friend is the original.

669
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000
It was like one of the first things you ever had.

670
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,000
Friend of a friend.

671
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:14,000
It deserves at least an honorable mention in this category because it's so core that it's the only idea we've ever done twice.

672
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,000
We, we went back and we did a friend of a friend 2.0 a couple of episodes ago.

673
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,000
That's true.

674
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,000
And we like enhanced on it.

675
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,000
Can you pitch friend of a friend?

676
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:28,000
Friend of a friend was, uh, instead of you picking, I think we turned it into like collectible cards, but they're all my friends if I remember right.

677
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,000
Yeah.

678
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:39,000
So instead of you being the one who's dating, you register yourself in the app as somebody who's available and you pair yourself up with a trusted friend who then does the matching on your behalf.

679
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:39,000
Right?

680
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000
Yeah.

681
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000
So this is something you've thought a lot about Russell.

682
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,000
Yeah.

683
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,000
At least a third of the ideas are all related to this.

684
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:50,000
So I actually like started the Facebook group with this and then it felt like I was turning it in.

685
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,000
It just seemed like a swingers app very quickly.

686
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:58,000
And I'm like, oh boy, when it becomes real, it's like, ugh.

687
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,000
Yeah.

688
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,000
That checks.

689
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:06,000
But the thing was, you're, you're, you're, you're, the only photos that you could post on the app were of you and your friend.

690
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000
So that way it was, everybody was safe.

691
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,000
Friend of a friend.

692
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,000
Still risky, isn't it?

693
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,000
Definitely.

694
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000
So all these dating apps are right in a way, but.

695
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,000
That's true.

696
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,000
Yeah.

697
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:21,000
I have still strong opinions on beacons and I'm going to hold to that.

698
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,000
Sonder's a great idea.

699
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,000
I like beacons.

700
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:28,000
May I propose a little bit of a fast forward here for best name being beacon?

701
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,000
Because I have this in both.

702
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,000
Beacon is a, such an evocative term.

703
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,000
The way that you say, oh, was it on beacon?

704
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:40,000
It's just, it feels like that is a thing that is naturally in the lexicon already, you know?

705
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000
Nah, I want to fight for names later.

706
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000
I got, Beacons is the best.

707
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000
Beacons is the best.

708
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000
It's great.

709
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,000
You thinking beacon too?

710
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,000
Well, I think Sonder by far.

711
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,000
Really?

712
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,000
Just cause it's just great.

713
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000
It just, it's gotta be.

714
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,000
Sonder it is.

715
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:59,000
I think Beacons is the most fun dating app where I feel like Sonder is the most like encouraging.

716
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,000
Yeah.

717
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,000
One, right?

718
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,000
For hottest love corner.

719
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,000
Exactly.

720
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,000
That's what I was just about to say.

721
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,000
That's it.

722
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,000
If you're going to go with hottest love corner, Beacons might not even be a dating app.

723
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,000
You're right.

724
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,000
But I had it in the list as the first one.

725
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,000
It started as a rossless love corner pitch if I recall, but yeah.

726
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,000
It did.

727
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,000
Love it.

728
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,000
All right.

729
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000
Congratulations for the hottest love corner to Sonder.

730
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000
All right.

731
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,000
Best name.

732
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,000
You said you have a lot of a heated opinions.

733
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,000
I want to hear what you got.

734
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,000
What'd you bring?

735
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,000
Best name.

736
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,000
Oh, cabinets that are dishwashers.

737
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,000
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

738
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000
It's so simple.

739
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,000
That's not even a name.

740
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,000
It's so simple.

741
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:38,000
The entire idea is in those words.

742
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:42,000
It is the first four word pitch that we ever had where I didn't have any follow up.

743
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,000
You came in.

744
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,000
You're like, I'm going to pitch it.

745
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,000
Four words.

746
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:48,000
And we had a 30 minute discussion about those four words.

747
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,000
It's not, I don't know if it's a name though.

748
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,000
All right.

749
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,000
I'll take your nomination.

750
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,000
What else?

751
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,000
Oh, should I talk any more about it?

752
00:27:56,000 --> 00:28:01,000
About the downsides of washing and wearing away the enamel every time.

753
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:04,000
You don't have to pitch it again because it's all in the name.

754
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:04,000
Yeah.

755
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,000
That's why it's so good.

756
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:05,000
Yeah.

757
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:08,000
You take a dish out and now the whole rack gets cleaned.

758
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,000
Yeah.

759
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,000
I'm going to pitch my own idea for this one, but I didn't coin the name.

760
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000
I believe Sander did.

761
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,000
I love Walkipedia.

762
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,000
Walkipedia was good.

763
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000
That's a good name.

764
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:27,000
Walkipedia is, you are doing, there's a whole database out there on Wikipedia of interesting facts about locations.

765
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:31,000
They all have geo like address and lat long all attached to them.

766
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:38,000
So what if you just were walking around like you're listening to a podcast, but AI is telling you about the interesting building over there that you didn't know about,

767
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:46,000
or that memorial rock over there that you've never noticed, or the church that's over there actually burned down twice and you had no idea and all that kind of stuff that's just all around you.

768
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:50,000
It'd be really cool if we were pulling from Wikipedia and giving walking tours.

769
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000
And then Sander said, Walkipedia.

770
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:55,000
And I was like, yes, you found it.

771
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,000
I nominate that for best name.

772
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,000
That's a good one.

773
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,000
And Beacon.

774
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,000
Oh, Beacon.

775
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,000
Did you put Beacon on there?

776
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,000
No, what was yours?

777
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,000
We just got Beacon for Hottest Love Corner, but he wanted cabinets that are dishwashers.

778
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,000
I know.

779
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,000
Cabinets that are dishwashers.

780
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000
Which is not a name.

781
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,000
My second place one.

782
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,000
Can you imagine the name of a business?

783
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000
I'll take your second place one.

784
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,000
Cabinets that are dishwashers.

785
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,000
What do you do though?

786
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000
Get out.

787
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000
You're not a hell of an ass right here.

788
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,000
Yeah, right.

789
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,000
Don't waste my time.

790
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,000
What's your second idea?

791
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,000
So I could take that one, Scott.

792
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,000
I'll just steal that one.

793
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,000
Oh my gosh.

794
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000
It's another tax fraud as a service.

795
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000
Like it's just, it was catchy.

796
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000
I feel like if you had that as a domain.

797
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,000
I think you and I have different interpretations of this.

798
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,000
I think we need to.

799
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000
I like the practical.

800
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000
Talk me through what this is.

801
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,000
No, it's great.

802
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000
I'm not right or wrong.

803
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,000
I am definitely thinking what's a catchy like portmanteau.

804
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:49,000
No, I want to have no room for error on here.

805
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,000
This is exactly what it is.

806
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,000
Okay.

807
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,000
Uh, I, I, sorry, Scott.

808
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,000
I got to give it to Walkapedia because it's creative.

809
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,000
Walkapedia is very catchy.

810
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,000
Yeah.

811
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,000
It's just, it's all around good.

812
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,000
I love it very, very much.

813
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,000
And yeah.

814
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,000
I'll take best name.

815
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,000
All right.

816
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,000
Most practical.

817
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000
You know what mine was?

818
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000
Cabinets that are dishwashers.

819
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,000
No, no, there's no way.

820
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:17,000
If we get it working, that is something I would use multiple times a day and I'd be very happy

821
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,000
about it.

822
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:22,000
Isn't practical in this sense, like the most make sense of it?

823
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,000
Like, is it feasible, viable, and desirable?

824
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,000
And I don't know if it's any of those.

825
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,000
All right.

826
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000
I will also bring Uber for car mechanics to the table then.

827
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,000
Oh, that's a good one.

828
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:34,000
Uber for car mechanics was your idea that I was kind of lukewarm on like, okay, someone

829
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000
could come to me and do the car repair.

830
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,000
I guess that's fine.

831
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,000
It seems like it'd be impractical.

832
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:43,000
And then you pitched an enhancement on it, I think, Russell, where you said, what if

833
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:48,000
your customer was like collective businesses and you're going around the parking lot?

834
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,000
Yeah, that was the killer part.

835
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,000
They're all sitting out there doing nothing all day.

836
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000
All these cars, just fields of parking lots.

837
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:58,000
Your benefits, HR, office, whatever, is saying, hey, we got a new thing.

838
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000
We'll cover part of it or whatever.

839
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,000
We'll do your oil change.

840
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,000
That is so obvious to me now.

841
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,000
Like, why are these cars just sitting here waiting to be worked on?

842
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,000
That's genius.

843
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,000
I love Uber for car mechanics.

844
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:13,000
I think maybe that might actually be my most practical because cabinets that are dishwashers

845
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,000
is silliness.

846
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,000
I am.

847
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000
I'm afraid to say the next award.

848
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,000
Well, Oh, interesting.

849
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,000
So what's your most practical?

850
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:27,000
I've got targets on my back all the sudden.

851
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:31,000
You know, that widely beloved cabinets in our dishwashers that everybody agrees is the best

852
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,000
idea.

853
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,000
Best name, at least.

854
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,000
What were you saying?

855
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:39,000
I thought the most practical would be loofah dryers.

856
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000
Really?

857
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,000
Because that was Chris's idea.

858
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,000
What was it?

859
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,000
Do you want to pitch it?

860
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:48,000
I mean, it was basically like, how do I dry this loofah before I put it in the box?

861
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,000
Yeah.

862
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:52,000
Like, I'm like, Oh, and then we found like two clever ideas.

863
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,000
I think we came up with several on that.

864
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,000
Yeah, we did.

865
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,000
And I, at first I heard that.

866
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000
I'm like, this is, I don't think this is going to go anywhere.

867
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,000
And by the end of it, I'm like very strong opinions on this.

868
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,000
3D printer out.

869
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:01,000
Yeah.

870
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000
No joke.

871
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,000
The ring.

872
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:06,000
It's just a ring on the end of the loofah that you pull it through itself and it dries.

873
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,000
It's all the water out.

874
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,000
That's brilliant.

875
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,000
That's the one that hops to my mind.

876
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,000
What were the other ones?

877
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,000
I don't remember what the other pitches were.

878
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,000
That was my favorite one.

879
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000
Well, there's some forms of different bags and things you could put in it.

880
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,000
Oh, swinging it around.

881
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,000
That's what I thought.

882
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000
Were you using centrifugal force to soak your hotel room?

883
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,000
That's right.

884
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000
In your own dead skin cells and soap.

885
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000
But your loofah's dry.

886
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:27,000
I was just like, Oh yeah, I just bought a ring with my loofah.

887
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,000
And loofahs would just come with these rings.

888
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,000
It does seem obvious.

889
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,000
For most practical, I gotta go with the stakeout cameras.

890
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,000
Mmm.

891
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,000
I could see that.

892
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,000
Okay.

893
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:40,000
My, just an ADD life I live where I could just be like, Hey, where's my freaking keys?

894
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,000
Where did I put them?

895
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:46,000
And it's like, Oh, I have a frame of you put dropping them behind the trash can over here.

896
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:51,000
There's so many applications where I could just ask an AI, what is this?

897
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,000
And it'll tell me what's going on.

898
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:56,000
It seems like we're on the cusp of AI being able to manage enough information at once to keep

899
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,000
all that in its memory.

900
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,000
Yep.

901
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,000
Yeah.

902
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,000
Hey, proactive, whatever.

903
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000
The cat just puked upstairs.

904
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:07,000
Hey, just so you know, you left the back door unlocked and it's 10 PM.

905
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000
That kind of stuff that it'll just kind of ambiently watch.

906
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,000
That's, this is different than it was five days in a row before, you know?

907
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,000
Yep.

908
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:17,000
It's very practical, but I don't know if it is possible.

909
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,000
Yet.

910
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:22,000
A loofah dryer is, a loofah dryer is printing right now.

911
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,000
An Uber for mechanics is pretty dang practical too.

912
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,000
Yep.

913
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:30,000
I recently got an oil change and then drove to the airport and realized on the way home from

914
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:34,000
the airport a week later that the shield pan thing that goes underneath the car was just

915
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000
loose and dragging on the road the whole time.

916
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,000
Oh, fun.

917
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000
And it's because they said, oh, I don't know how that could have happened when I went back

918
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000
to the place to have them reattach it.

919
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,000
That's so crazy.

920
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000
How, but I'm certain they didn't attach it back.

921
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,000
Right.

922
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,000
Sure wish I could have just taken care of that oil change.

923
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000
Um, while I was just sitting at work.

924
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,000
That's pretty dang great.

925
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000
Instead of having to take time out of my day to go to a place.

926
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,000
That's how it does.

927
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:58,000
Just the idea of ending your day and coming back to your car and someone has, you know,

928
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:02,000
oil changed, cleaned it, washed it, like throw whatever things you want on the list.

929
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,000
That would just be a good feeling.

930
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:06,000
And you're right that we, everything exists that needs to be done.

931
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,000
Yeah.

932
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,000
I think you've convinced me.

933
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,000
Pretty dang practical.

934
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,000
Yeah.

935
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,000
It's pretty practical.

936
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,000
What about you?

937
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,000
That sounds amazing actually.

938
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000
Just like the idea.

939
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:20,000
No, literally my car, I clean it twice a year, two times a year.

940
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:24,000
And that's like, like all the fast food bags and stuff.

941
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,000
Oh, Russell.

942
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,000
I know.

943
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,000
That's pretty bad.

944
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,000
I'm that guy.

945
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,000
I'm like the high school friend that like throws, you step on all the water bottles.

946
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,000
Yeah.

947
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,000
I'll give you a ride.

948
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,000
Yeah.

949
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000
Exactly.

950
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,000
Just piles of energy drink.

951
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,000
Oh, nasty.

952
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000
I don't even lock my car cause it looks like somebody lives in it.

953
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,000
Like straight up.

954
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,000
That isn't a perk.

955
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:46,000
Even Kara, even my wife's like, yeah, I don't worry about feeling scared driving around

956
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,000
in this car.

957
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000
It's just scary enough.

958
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,000
It's just the smell.

959
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,000
Yeah.

960
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,000
I need that in my life.

961
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,000
So that's why.

962
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,000
Okay.

963
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:58,000
I'm still, I'm still going to go loofah drivers, but if you guys want to fight over.

964
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000
I got to go for the mechanics on there.

965
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000
Uber for mechanics.

966
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,000
Sorry about what I do.

967
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000
Uber for mechanics.

968
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,000
You win anyway, don't you?

969
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,000
Let's go.

970
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000
When you lose, you win.

971
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,000
Most impractical.

972
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000
Oh, do you want me to go first, Leo?

973
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,000
Go ahead, bud.

974
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,000
Go.

975
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,000
A thousand percent is dishwashers for cabinets.

976
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,000
Cabinets for dishwashers.

977
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,000
How can you say that?

978
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,000
Okay.

979
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:27,000
I recently did plumbing in my home and to think about plumbing every single cabinet, every

980
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,000
single cabinet.

981
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,000
You could make something modular where they all connect together.

982
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:36,000
What kind of hot water heater do you got to plug in for all your cabinets?

983
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,000
Well, don't forget.

984
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,000
It's also a microwave built into it.

985
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:42,000
It can heat up its own water and then use that going through.

986
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:46,000
Isn't there like a fan, like all the spinning blades in there too?

987
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000
Like there's so much moving parts.

988
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,000
Spinning blades?

989
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,000
It's a plastic arm, but yeah, I guess.

990
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,000
Okay.

991
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,000
Same thing, right?

992
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,000
Yeah, right.

993
00:35:53,000 --> 00:36:00,000
But I mean like maybe they invent the version that is not as crazy, but yeah, also you're

994
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,000
going to hang cabinets that have-

995
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,000
They're very heavy.

996
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,000
Water is extremely heavy.

997
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,000
That is something I have not solved for yet.

998
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,000
Before the dishwasher part, just the water part.

999
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000
So, love the idea.

1000
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,000
Don't get me wrong.

1001
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,000
The thought that my dishes could always be clean, but-

1002
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000
Well, since you've hurt me so deeply.

1003
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000
Most impractical.

1004
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,000
Windshield gapes.

1005
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,000
Oh no!

1006
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,000
No!

1007
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:29,000
I could do this for that or a later category about being in the hospital, but-

1008
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,000
My mouth was open during this entire pitch.

1009
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000
I'm like, are you being serious right now?

1010
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:36,000
Please pitch windshield games.

1011
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,000
Okay.

1012
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:45,000
Windshield games is a very, very practical idea because they already have speedometers on

1013
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,000
windshields, so why can't I play games on it?

1014
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:53,000
No, it's basically a light that this- a projector that displays- displays on your windshield

1015
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:57,000
so that it can keep your attention on the road while you drive.

1016
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:02,000
I just- we kept- the whole time we kept trying to steer it away like, yes, games while driving,

1017
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,000
that's fine.

1018
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000
Like, audio games or quizzes, and you're like, no, where's Waldo?

1019
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,000
Where's Waldo?

1020
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:12,000
So at any time I can disengage the steering column and use Mario Kart controls on-

1021
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,000
What?

1022
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:17,000
You guys gotta drive on road trips, right?

1023
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,000
Are you sure?

1024
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,000
While you're on the highway, you're sure?

1025
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:24,000
That's actually a really good idea.

1026
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,000
Preferred.

1027
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:29,000
I'm gonna turn my car while parked and safe into a Mario Kart simulation using this-

1028
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:33,000
I think- I think there's racing games for Teslas on the screen where you sit parked and use

1029
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,000
the gas and stuff.

1030
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:34,000
That's really cool.

1031
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,000
Yeah, it's fun.

1032
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:38,000
What about- can I also throw out- so that's one of my nominations.

1033
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:41,000
Also, QR code tattoos I gotta talk a little bit more about.

1034
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,000
That was an early one.

1035
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,000
Most impractical?

1036
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,000
Yeah.

1037
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,000
I have some things to say about that, but go ahead.

1038
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,000
Go ahead.

1039
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,000
You first.

1040
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,000
What is it?

1041
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:53,000
The pitch was, if I were to get a temporary tattoo of a QR code-

1042
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000
I don't think we said temporary, but continue.

1043
00:37:55,000 --> 00:38:01,000
Okay, a tattoo of a QR code, it is going to entice people to scan, like, who the hell would

1044
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,000
get a tattoo of a QR code?

1045
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,000
I need to see what this is.

1046
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:09,000
If I saw a guy cross me on a subway and that was just like on his shin, I would absolutely

1047
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,000
be trying to get a picture of that.

1048
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,000
But-

1049
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,000
But why?

1050
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:16,000
The premise was you could solicit your body-

1051
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,000
Band camp?

1052
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,000
Yeah, it ended up turning into-

1053
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000
You could be a billboard for Taco Bell.

1054
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000
Yeah, exactly.

1055
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,000
But-

1056
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,000
Scan my leg.

1057
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,000
Is that practical?

1058
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,000
Scan my leg.

1059
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,000
You just walk up to people.

1060
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000
Scan my leg.

1061
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:33,000
And remember, Robbie, who was on the show, actually did this at a trade show.

1062
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:36,000
He got a bunch of temporary tattoos and put them on himself and be like, "Oh, you want

1063
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,000
my business card?

1064
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,000
Just scan my arm here."

1065
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,000
Business card?

1066
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,000
Yes.

1067
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:45,000
I think I did say, I've thought about having that exact thing done before in the past.

1068
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:50,000
You buy a domain, there's even a .tattoo TLD, you can have like, your name .tattoo, right?

1069
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000
And then you can point it to whatever you want it to be.

1070
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:52,000
That's the key.

1071
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,000
You point it.

1072
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,000
It's something tomorrow, right?

1073
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,000
Yeah.

1074
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,000
But still, it's so-

1075
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000
I think you just sold yourself on it.

1076
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,000
Yeah.

1077
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,000
That sounds great.

1078
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,000
All right.

1079
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000
I think it's like one of those things that sound great, but then it's really cringy when

1080
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,000
it actually happens.

1081
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,000
Right?

1082
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,000
Like, take a pic-

1083
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,000
I don't know.

1084
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000
It's just-

1085
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,000
Something about that.

1086
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,000
Scan my shin.

1087
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,000
Love corner.

1088
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,000
Yeah, right.

1089
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,000
Sorry, Russell.

1090
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:19,000
Most impractical, I gotta go with the salt cannon on there.

1091
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,000
The salt cannon?

1092
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,000
A stop sign?

1093
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,000
We're both in shock.

1094
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,000
Salt cannon.

1095
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000
I like salt cannon.

1096
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,000
So tell me what- well, what's salt cannon?

1097
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000
Salt cannon, this is the stop sign one, right?

1098
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,000
Yep.

1099
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,000
This is the stop sign one.

1100
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,000
So the salt cannon-

1101
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,000
It has some downsides.

1102
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,000
I'll give you that.

1103
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:39,000
It's a bag of salt on a stop sign, and it throws salt.

1104
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:43,000
You're not doing it justice, but continue.

1105
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,000
I'm not doing it, dude.

1106
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000
Every couple minutes, a bag-

1107
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000
Every couple minutes-

1108
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:54,000
Every couple minutes it launches regardless of children or pets-

1109
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,000
Or weather.

1110
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,000
Or weather!

1111
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,000
Exactly!

1112
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:01,000
Okay, wait, let me back up.

1113
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,000
The problem, the problem.

1114
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000
What's the problem, Russell?

1115
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000
The most dangerous part-

1116
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,000
Okay.

1117
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,000
What?

1118
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:15,000
So the one time you need to stop in the snow is at a stop sign.

1119
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,000
And where-

1120
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,000
The one time.

1121
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000
The only time I've ever stopped.

1122
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:25,000
Where you need the least amount of ice is at a stop sign, so why not put salt throwers

1123
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:31,000
at the stop sign to throw salt occasionally while it snows-

1124
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,000
At the intersection.

1125
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:38,000
And then somebody said the children as they play will get hit in the face with salt unless

1126
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000
you add a detector.

1127
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,000
How do we fill them all?

1128
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:41,000
That's-

1129
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,000
That's-

1130
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,000
That's my favorite part.

1131
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,000
We have children going-

1132
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:48,000
Or people going around and filling them like they charge scooters where we do a distributed

1133
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,000
model, right?

1134
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,000
But then how do you stop them from filling with gravel?

1135
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,000
Actually, Russell came up with a clever for that one where the salt truck going by is

1136
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000
a little crane thing that comes over and fills it.

1137
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,000
Yeah, that's right.

1138
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,000
That's right.

1139
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000
We have the Uber children, salt mines going though.

1140
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000
I'm really good at BSing these things.

1141
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,000
I'm just-

1142
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:07,000
How about most impractical, but it's definitely infeasible.

1143
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:12,000
There are challenges to overcome.

1144
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:15,000
We're in early days as the founders like to say.

1145
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,000
That's right.

1146
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000
We just need the salt truck that does this, right?

1147
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,000
So what are our nominees?

1148
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,000
We've got QR code tattoos, I'm okay on.

1149
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,000
Windshield games is tough.

1150
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,000
Cabinets at our dishwashers.

1151
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,000
And salt cannon.

1152
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,000
Come on guys.

1153
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,000
Come on.

1154
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,000
Do I really-

1155
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:32,000
You weren't convinced by any of our more impractical ones?

1156
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,000
I thought you were-

1157
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:38,000
QR code tattoos is probably my contender for most impractical, but I'd like to hear your

1158
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,000
thoughts.

1159
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,000
Cabinets, all right.

1160
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,000
That's fine.

1161
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:46,000
I'm all in on cabinets, and I really think you should reconsider them with Shield games.

1162
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,000
The fact that it's nominated, I'd like that rescinded please.

1163
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,000
Scott, where are you leading?

1164
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000
I'm actually, I have another nomination.

1165
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,000
Go ahead.

1166
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,000
Power line mail delivery.

1167
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,000
Oh!

1168
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,000
Okay.

1169
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:00,000
Okay.

1170
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,000
What was this?

1171
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:05,000
Which is also a great name in the practical sense of names.

1172
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,000
It's like a band name, isn't it?

1173
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,000
Yeah.

1174
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,000
Power line mail delivery.

1175
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,000
What was that?

1176
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:13,000
I, Russell, can you pitch this one please?

1177
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:19,000
So we have all these power lines all over the planet that go straight to your house.

1178
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,000
Every-

1179
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000
Off and underground, but continue.

1180
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,000
Okay.

1181
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,000
Let 'em finish.

1182
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,000
I'm sorry.

1183
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,000
Above ground networks.

1184
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,000
Okay.

1185
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:33,000
Use some drones to replace mail carriers or whatever, mail delivery.

1186
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,000
Because you already have cables going straight to your house.

1187
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:42,000
Why not use the power lines that go into your home to charge and power drones that ride those

1188
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000
lines to deliver your packages?

1189
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,000
That's it.

1190
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,000
It's very evocative.

1191
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,000
It's something that you can clearly picture in the mind's eye.

1192
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,000
And I like that a lot.

1193
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,000
Yes.

1194
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,000
I agree.

1195
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,000
And while we were pitching that, I'm like, okay, yeah, I could see that.

1196
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,000
I could see that.

1197
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,000
And then every time I'm driving and I look at power lines, I'm just like, no.

1198
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,000
How would that be?

1199
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,000
Just, no.

1200
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,000
Like, look at that right there.

1201
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,000
No.

1202
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:09,000
That big transformer, it's gotta go around and the, oh, how would it go across that part?

1203
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,000
Yeah.

1204
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:13,000
This power line is just coiled over here like 16 times.

1205
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,000
Shoe dangling off of it.

1206
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,000
The traffic.

1207
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000
I think the traffic would be a problem.

1208
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:22,000
You'd have like a hundred thousand drones, let's say, dropping off a bunch of packages.

1209
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,000
Well, they're all going one way.

1210
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,000
Yeah.

1211
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,000
And then they're all coming back in the evening, right?

1212
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,000
You can win your turn.

1213
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,000
I don't know.

1214
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,000
I guess so.

1215
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,000
I don't want to argue for it.

1216
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,000
You're supposed to be defending this idea.

1217
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,000
It's not impractical.

1218
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:36,000
I mean, like, I just imagine a line of power lines sagging as you're going to work.

1219
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,000
That's true.

1220
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,000
Yeah.

1221
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,000
Lower the mini fridge over there.

1222
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,000
It's just, when's the sofa getting delivered, honey?

1223
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,000
Oh, I saw it on the line.

1224
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:50,000
I would immediately try to capture one of those drones and keep it for myself.

1225
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000
Shoot it down from the power line.

1226
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,000
Yeah, sure.

1227
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,000
It's going all the way to my house.

1228
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,000
It's not going back.

1229
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,000
That one is my vote.

1230
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,000
Interesting.

1231
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,000
What do you guys got?

1232
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,000
Ooh, okay.

1233
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:06,000
It makes dishwashers for cabinets sound way more practical all of a sudden.

1234
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,000
But here's what I would argue that exists.

1235
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,000
Drones are powered on power lines now.

1236
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,000
There's an article or whatever.

1237
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,000
It's true.

1238
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:19,000
I did send Russell months later an article about drones that were landing and capturing ambient

1239
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,000
current on power lines as an experiment.

1240
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,000
That sounds practical.

1241
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,000
It does.

1242
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,000
It's not the pitch.

1243
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,000
And you know what?

1244
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:32,000
A dishwasher is technically a cabinet that washes dishes.

1245
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,000
That's kind of the whole point.

1246
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000
Just hang some dishwashers up there.

1247
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,000
Done.

1248
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000
Give it a nice veneer wood finish and you're good.

1249
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,000
Are we at a standstill?

1250
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,000
I think so.

1251
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,000
Interesting.

1252
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,000
We'll have to phone a friend for this one.

1253
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,000
True.

1254
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:47,000
We had a long discussion after the pitch from Steph about whether or not the snow melting

1255
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:51,000
pad is a valuable use of electricity.

1256
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000
That's a contender that I was thinking about.

1257
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000
This was a pad for your driveway that keeps...

1258
00:44:55,000 --> 00:45:01,000
It sounds so simple in principle and it takes so many BTUs to like melt snow.

1259
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:04,000
I ran the math after this one.

1260
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:09,000
Like you would need like seven cans of propane in order to go through one blizzard or something.

1261
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,000
So that's not very practical.

1262
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,000
That's true.

1263
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,000
I put a spin.

1264
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,000
I put a spin on the compost pile being the heat source.

1265
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:17,000
Remember?

1266
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,000
Underground.

1267
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:19,000
Yeah.

1268
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,000
Do we just come up with a lot of impractical ideas?

1269
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:22,000
A lot of impractical ideas.

1270
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000
What does that say about us in the show?

1271
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,000
Hmm.

1272
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,000
What's yours again?

1273
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,000
Power lines.

1274
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,000
Mail delivery.

1275
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,000
I like that more than my own.

1276
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:34,000
I think if I have to bust a standstill and you two aren't budging, I will fall on my own

1277
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:42,000
katana and say the cabinets that are dishwashers is a beautiful pipe dream that is hard to execute.

1278
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:46,000
And I am cognizant of all of the downsides.

1279
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000
So I will nominate that.

1280
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,000
Whoa.

1281
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,000
Honestly move to drones on power lines though.

1282
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:55,000
No, you made me vote for myself only to be foiled at the last moment.

1283
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,000
I'm sorry.

1284
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,000
All right.

1285
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:57,000
Sorry.

1286
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,000
Drone power line is very impractical, but.

1287
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,000
Love it.

1288
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,000
Oh, I guess.

1289
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,000
I don't want to win that.

1290
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,000
Whenever I think about it.

1291
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,000
I shouldn't.

1292
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,000
No, it's too late.

1293
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,000
You're locked in.

1294
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:11,000
I have, I'm bringing a lot for most viral.

1295
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,000
There's a lot of ways to interpret most viral.

1296
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,000
I'm very excited to hear what you guys think about this.

1297
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,000
Oh, okay.

1298
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,000
Let's kick it off.

1299
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:21,000
The anti squirrel artillery cannon by Carl, our friend.

1300
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,000
Yeah.

1301
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,000
Has such a potential.

1302
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:28,000
If you glue a camera on that thing with a zoom lens and you are capturing nonstop live stream,

1303
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:33,000
or even highlight clips of squirrels getting blasted all the time by water and being surprised.

1304
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:36,000
That is, I would watch that Twitch stream.

1305
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,000
Yep.

1306
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,000
Ooh.

1307
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,000
I guess I would too.

1308
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,000
You know?

1309
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:43,000
If you were the company running it, you could have all your users opt in and just have a best of feed.

1310
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,000
That'd be so fun.

1311
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,000
That could go viral.

1312
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:48,000
I feel like that has like major meme potential.

1313
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,000
Mm-hmm.

1314
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:53,000
But as far as like a thing that is successful in its virality, you know what I mean?

1315
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:56,000
Like, is that a different concept than this thing is, you know what I mean?

1316
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,000
Oh.

1317
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:01,000
I was just thinking, what's the one that's most likely going to be known by everyone for whatever

1318
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,000
reason?

1319
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,000
Sure.

1320
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,000
And what do you got?

1321
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000
I had to go back to Airbnb for servants on that one.

1322
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,000
Oh.

1323
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:12,000
I think if you were to actually execute that and news outlets or Reddit got a hold of

1324
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:16,000
that, that would, it wouldn't last long, but that would be a big viral moment.

1325
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,000
How about you?

1326
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,000
I was, uh, the red flags.

1327
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,000
Tell me about red flags.

1328
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,000
I believe it was like the dating.

1329
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,000
This was a love corner?

1330
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,000
Yeah.

1331
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:28,000
It was a love corner that was dating, uh, app that I think you were trying to match based

1332
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,000
on red flags.

1333
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,000
Things that you both, your, your, your icks.

1334
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,000
Was that the one where you're?

1335
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,000
Yeah.

1336
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,000
Mm-hmm.

1337
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000
And then like, you're just posting your icks on there.

1338
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:40,000
I think that would just get, people would be like, what the heck is this dating app?

1339
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:43,000
Why, why would I put red flags on here?

1340
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:46,000
And it'd just be like, but it would be one of those things that everybody's like, oh,

1341
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,000
whoa.

1342
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,000
I could see that one going either way.

1343
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:51,000
Is there a lot of friction in getting people to download another dating app?

1344
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:55,000
Or is that something like, do people who do the dating app scene have like 10 of them?

1345
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,000
Yes.

1346
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,000
Oh, do they get?

1347
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,000
Yes.

1348
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,000
So what's one more that, that could be there.

1349
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,000
As long as there's enough people on it.

1350
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,000
Yeah.

1351
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,000
Okay.

1352
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,000
That is the thing, right?

1353
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,000
The network effect of like, you gotta kickstart it somehow.

1354
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,000
Hmm.

1355
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:06,000
Cool.

1356
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000
Let me pitch you guys on fantasy anything.

1357
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:12,000
My own idea for turning fantasy football or whatever, but for Great British Bake Off or

1358
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000
Bachelorette or Survivor or whatever.

1359
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,000
I really like that one.

1360
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:19,000
If you were the commissioner of that league and you're getting 12 people to sign up for

1361
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,000
that.

1362
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:24,000
And then, oh, one of the 12 users there wants to make his own league and he gets a bunch of

1363
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000
other friends to be in another league.

1364
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000
It seems like that has built in virality.

1365
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:32,000
Just because everyone has to have an account to participate with the thing that they're in.

1366
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:37,000
Which is also true of your shame each other for betting on an idea thing.

1367
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,000
Yes.

1368
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,000
What is that called?

1369
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,000
Yes.

1370
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:45,000
But the app was if you have a group of people that are trying for a goal and you all succeed

1371
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,000
together or you all fail together.

1372
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,000
Which means that if we're all trying to work out every day and Leo doesn't and I'm going

1373
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:52,000
to lose something because Leo's not freaking working out.

1374
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000
I'm going to go after him to get him to work out.

1375
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,000
Motivation through guilt.

1376
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,000
Yeah.

1377
00:48:56,000 --> 00:49:01,000
We've got a few ideas here where a group of people like the beacons, they all have to be

1378
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,000
using it.

1379
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000
So beacons would be another one for me.

1380
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000
The communal podcast app is interesting.

1381
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,000
Oh, yes.

1382
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,000
Is that the one that you comment on the podcast?

1383
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,000
As it's going.

1384
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,000
That was a good one.

1385
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:15,000
I'm listening to T-Pain comment on this episode of whatever because he's one of the

1386
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,000
feature, you know, or whatever.

1387
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:20,000
You've got like celebrity people or your friends all like pitching in on ideas and stuff.

1388
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,000
Yeah.

1389
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,000
That's a good one.

1390
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000
All in one snowmakers for most viral.

1391
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000
I love that idea.

1392
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:27,000
Oh, yeah.

1393
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,000
I can just bring a small snowmaker in my backyard.

1394
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:35,000
And even if the weather's 40, 50 degrees and gross out in spring, I can just fill with

1395
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,000
snow.

1396
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:41,000
You need cold, you need a nucleating nozzle and you need pressure and water.

1397
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,000
Yep.

1398
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000
And you can make snow even if it's not 32 and below.

1399
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:47,000
It seems like something that could be a lot of fun and you'd get all the like, oh, there's

1400
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:52,000
a heartwarming story about a kid who didn't get Christmas, but then they made, you know

1401
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,000
what I mean?

1402
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,000
White Christmas.

1403
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,000
Yeah.

1404
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,000
That's an Instagram ad right there.

1405
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:00,000
Or we sell them to local fire departments, I think was an idea too.

1406
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,000
Yep.

1407
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,000
It's just an attachment to your power washer already too.

1408
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,000
Like, boom.

1409
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,000
Boom.

1410
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,000
We got a lot of them here for most viral.

1411
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,000
What are our options again?

1412
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,000
This is a tough one.

1413
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,000
Well, we just named like 10 of them.

1414
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,000
Yeah.

1415
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,000
Anti-squirrel artillery cannon.

1416
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,000
Fantasy anything.

1417
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,000
Communal podcast app.

1418
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,000
Backyard snowmaker.

1419
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,000
What were the ones you said?

1420
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,000
Red flags.

1421
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,000
Red flags.

1422
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,000
Airbnb for servants.

1423
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,000
Yep.

1424
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,000
I think I got to go with fantasy everything on this one.

1425
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:22,000
Yeah.

1426
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,000
I think you convinced me.

1427
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:26,000
I feel like that could just get a, people would just be all about that as soon as they

1428
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000
think of their own little niches for it.

1429
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,000
Mm-hmm.

1430
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,000
The network effect.

1431
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000
Everyone loves to gamble, apparently.

1432
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,000
That's true.

1433
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,000
I wonder how you run in front of gambling law with this.

1434
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:36,000
That's a great one.

1435
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,000
Just use a crypto.

1436
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:38,000
Yeah.

1437
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:41,000
Or, I mean, Airbnb for servants would just, yeah, you said that, right?

1438
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,000
Mm-hmm.

1439
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,000
Catch fire.

1440
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,000
That's something.

1441
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000
That would burn out really quick, but it would go viral.

1442
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:47,000
Yeah.

1443
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,000
Everybody would know about it.

1444
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000
That one Airbnb, it would be booked.

1445
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,000
Did you guys hear about that?

1446
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,000
Yeah, right.

1447
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,000
Mm-hmm.

1448
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,000
Comes with a servant.

1449
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,000
Oh.

1450
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,000
What?

1451
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,000
Why?

1452
00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,000
Dude.

1453
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000
That should have been one of our awards.

1454
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,000
Why?

1455
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:07,000
Well, I'm also going with the fantasy anything, so.

1456
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,000
All right.

1457
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,000
Unless you want to convince one of us out of that.

1458
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,000
No, that's a pretty good one.

1459
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,000
I think that's a good one.

1460
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,000
Yeah, that's a good one.

1461
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,000
All right.

1462
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,000
Most illegal.

1463
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,000
Okay.

1464
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,000
Tax fraud as a service.

1465
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,000
That one is not illegal.

1466
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,000
That's the whole purpose of it.

1467
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,000
It's, I am going to circumvent-

1468
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,000
One slip up.

1469
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:29,000
Using known tax laws, and I'm just going to be like, "Oh, I see you do this as a hobby.

1470
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:34,000
Well, if you just get an LLC, then all of a sudden now all these hobby things are a write-off."

1471
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,000
And it just, you know, kind of guides you through that process.

1472
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,000
Sure.

1473
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,000
Nice and legally.

1474
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,000
Sure.

1475
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,000
Nice and legally.

1476
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,000
Yeah.

1477
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,000
It's the intention anyway.

1478
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,000
We need a name change on that.

1479
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,000
Yeah.

1480
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,000
Of course.

1481
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,000
This is a branding exercise there.

1482
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,000
Not fraud as a service.

1483
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,000
Not fraud.

1484
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,000
Just-

1485
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000
Ultrasonic smart speakers.

1486
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:55,000
I think your whole pitch was, "How do I break into homes and stuff?"

1487
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:56,000
Oh, that's a good one.

1488
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,000
That one's pretty illegal.

1489
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,000
You want to run that by again?

1490
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,000
You read an article.

1491
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:05,000
There's an article that says Google Homes and Alexa's and whatever can-

1492
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:10,000
If you were to play voice commands at like, it was like 25 kilohertz or something really

1493
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:15,000
high that you can't normally hear, Google and Alexa's can still pick that up, which means I could

1494
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:19,000
lasting, very loud commands to Google that no one else could hear.

1495
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,000
Alexa, unlock my door.

1496
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,000
Exactly.

1497
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,000
Alexa, play Cotton Eye Joe.

1498
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,000
Right.

1499
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000
Yeah, that one could get pretty illegal pretty quickly.

1500
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,000
How about you, Russell?

1501
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:31,000
I have tax fraud as a service.

1502
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,000
Ah, so-

1503
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,000
It feels right for this one, doesn't it?

1504
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,000
Just because it has the name fraud in it.

1505
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,000
Did you have another alternative, Scott, for us?

1506
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,000
No, that's what I put too.

1507
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:43,000
I think that just wins by default.

1508
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:47,000
It's just most likely to get you in prison or go to court, right?

1509
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,000
Everything else is like close, but not like that.

1510
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,000
Going through the list of all our ideas.

1511
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:55,000
Well, the corporate espionage too was like my second place.

1512
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,000
Cause like, I feel like if you-

1513
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,000
I had that on there.

1514
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:58,000
Okay.

1515
00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:59,000
That one would get you sued.

1516
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,000
I don't think it would get you in prison.

1517
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:02,000
Is it illegal?

1518
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,000
Probably not.

1519
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,000
I wouldn't be able to mention it until you brought it up.

1520
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:06,000
Yeah.

1521
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:07,000
It was like between those two.

1522
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,000
Mm-hmm.

1523
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000
I just did not think Scott would be the guy be throwing up like, uh, you know, the illegal

1524
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,000
stuff.

1525
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:14,000
Just cause I do ones that have fraud and other things in their name.

1526
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,000
Weed, coid fish.

1527
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,000
Or espionage.

1528
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:20,000
Don't you know weed is federally illegal in this country, Scott?

1529
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:20,000
Okay.

1530
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:21,000
Maybe there are some patterns.

1531
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,000
I think tax fraud as a service wins that one.

1532
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,000
All right.

1533
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:28,000
I can't stop thinking about it.

1534
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:35,000
I didn't go too hard on stores on before because I, that was earth shaking.

1535
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:38,000
That way my life is divided into two parts.

1536
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,000
Before and after I heard this pitch.

1537
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:43,000
I, the next day was telling coworkers.

1538
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,000
So last night we were recording this episode.

1539
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,000
My friend pitched this idea.

1540
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:50,000
I still think about it all the time.

1541
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,000
It's so good.

1542
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:52,000
I do think about that.

1543
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,000
Storzon's on my top.

1544
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,000
What do you got?

1545
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,000
No question for me.

1546
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:56,000
Crows as a service.

1547
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,000
Really?

1548
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,000
Crows as a service.

1549
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:04,000
To be able to just design and build a box that trains crows to do whatever you want.

1550
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:05,000
And it's completely standalone.

1551
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,000
I don't have to do anything.

1552
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:11,000
I just put this box in a field and come back in three months and crows are doing something

1553
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,000
for me.

1554
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,000
You can't stop thinking about it.

1555
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,000
It's incredible.

1556
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,000
Okay.

1557
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,000
That's going to be most viral if it doesn't become.

1558
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000
Are you like super into falconry?

1559
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,000
No, not at all.

1560
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,000
I don't even like birds.

1561
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000
It's just so convenient.

1562
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,000
Mm-hmm.

1563
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,000
You know what else I put?

1564
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:27,000
What's that?

1565
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,000
Bicycle laser tag.

1566
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:29,000
Yeah.

1567
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:30,000
That's a good one.

1568
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,000
That was second for me.

1569
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,000
I'm trying to describe this show to people.

1570
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,000
That is.

1571
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:34,000
Yeah.

1572
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:37,000
We pitch ideas like bicycle laser tag or cabinets that are dishwashers.

1573
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,000
You get it?

1574
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,000
Bicycle laser tag.

1575
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,000
Yeah.

1576
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:44,000
It was literally, we just watched Top Gun and what if we put a laser tag pointed right

1577
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:48,000
out front of your bike and then just play in a big parking lot with that.

1578
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,000
Dog fighting.

1579
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:51,000
Yeah.

1580
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,000
You're dog fighting on bikes.

1581
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,000
And you have to shoot forward and that was the key.

1582
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,000
I'm going to ride a bike now.

1583
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,000
I'm just like, oh man, I could be shooting some people.

1584
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,000
Like laser tag style, obviously.

1585
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,000
Of course.

1586
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,000
Yeah.

1587
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,000
Of course.

1588
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,000
Yeah.

1589
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,000
Of course.

1590
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,000
I also, I think it wasn't even my main pitch, but the thing that pivoted into severe weather

1591
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,000
smoke detectors is something that's personally meaningful to me.

1592
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,000
I just love that so much.

1593
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,000
Oh yeah.

1594
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,000
But that doesn't have to be one that is nominated for everybody.

1595
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,000
I just think a lot about it.

1596
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:16,000
The thing that you can't stop thinking about is a very personal category.

1597
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:20,000
And that one is like, why can't my smoke detector do more?

1598
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,000
It's always plugged in.

1599
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:22,000
I could have a do this and that.

1600
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,000
I think about that all the time.

1601
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:24,000
Dude, that's a good one.

1602
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000
But I think Storazon's my nom.

1603
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:27,000
I still got to stick with Crows.

1604
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,000
Dude, Crows of the Service is the best.

1605
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,000
It's whack.

1606
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:35,000
Like the best way, like one of the best creative ideas that have come up because of this show.

1607
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,000
It's very, very unexpected.

1608
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:41,000
Like you didn't walk it, you didn't have that in your book of ideas, right?

1609
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:47,000
One day, Scott, between starting this show and now, you thought, "I want to make Crows."

1610
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,000
That's a good way to look at it.

1611
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,000
Do something.

1612
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,000
No, I just thought that was the...

1613
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:56,000
Every time I think about it, I start laughing so hard.

1614
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:57,000
I don't think about it.

1615
00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:00,000
I hadn't thought about Crows very much since that episode.

1616
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:04,000
It was just that one Rick and Morty episode where he had Crows in it.

1617
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,000
I'm like, "Oh my God, they are smart.

1618
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,000
We could do stuff with."

1619
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,000
Sure.

1620
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,000
I think you're a tiebreaker.

1621
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:10,000
What's your fave?

1622
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000
What haven't you stopped thinking about?

1623
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:15,000
I mean, I haven't stopped thinking about Storazon, but...

1624
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:17,000
I think that's it then.

1625
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,000
Yeah.

1626
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,000
That's a very close second for me.

1627
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,000
I don't like winning at this many.

1628
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,000
But yeah.

1629
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,000
Did Storazon win something yet?

1630
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000
I feel like it needs to win something.

1631
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,000
And that feels right to me.

1632
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:26,000
Yeah.

1633
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,000
That's a good one.

1634
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,000
All right.

1635
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:29,000
Almost done here.

1636
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:30,000
Home stretch.

1637
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:31,000
Most likely to put someone in the hospital.

1638
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,000
Bicycle laser tag.

1639
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,000
That was also my number one on that.

1640
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:35,000
Well, no.

1641
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:36,000
That was my number two.

1642
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:39,000
Windshield Games was for sure my number one on that.

1643
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:42,000
I knew that was...

1644
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,000
That category was made for Windshield Games.

1645
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:44,000
Yeah.

1646
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:45,000
I think.

1647
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,000
Yeah.

1648
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:47,000
Modern CB radio could be up there.

1649
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,000
Hold on.

1650
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,000
Pit crew combos.

1651
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,000
Yeah.

1652
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,000
I was going to say that too.

1653
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,000
Is guaranteed hospital.

1654
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000
Wait, what was pit crew combos again?

1655
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:57,000
Your idea of getting multiple medical procedures done at once while you're under.

1656
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,000
Oh, God.

1657
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:01,000
You are literally likely to be in the hospital for that, aren't you?

1658
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,000
Mm-hmm.

1659
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,000
That's very on the nose.

1660
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:04,000
Yeah.

1661
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,000
It's like a hat on a hat a little bit.

1662
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:06,000
Okay.

1663
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,000
Hat on a hat, yeah.

1664
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:11,000
I mean, if I'm getting my appendix removed and someone can do, you know, something else

1665
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,000
at the same time, why not?

1666
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:15,000
And where are you likely to be when you're doing that?

1667
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:16,000
Yeah.

1668
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:19,000
Most likely to put someone in the hospital though.

1669
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,000
I guess that still kind of counts.

1670
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,000
I put salt cannon on there.

1671
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,000
Did you?

1672
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,000
Yeah.

1673
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:25,000
That makes sense.

1674
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:26,000
You were defending it so.

1675
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:29,000
I was like, well, that was the thing that killed it for me.

1676
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,000
I was like, oh yeah, this idea sucks.

1677
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:36,000
Somebody's going to get hurt over salting and you're like trying to help people.

1678
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,000
Over salting.

1679
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,000
Yeah.

1680
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,000
I think because of the whimsy of it, I'm still leading Bicycle Laser Tag.

1681
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,000
It's the one that came to mind first.

1682
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,000
It needs to win.

1683
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:45,000
Well, I mean, the Windchill Games is pretty.

1684
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:51,000
I would love Bicycle Laser Tag to win something, but I'm pretty sure Windchill Games is going to

1685
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,000
kill you.

1686
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,000
Yeah.

1687
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,000
No, no.

1688
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,000
You're going straight to the ground.

1689
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,000
Windchill Games is going to keep you awake.

1690
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,000
Okay.

1691
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,000
Focused on the lines of the road.

1692
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:01,000
You're also like, it'll save lives.

1693
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:05,000
This is the only thing that our distracted drivers need.

1694
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:08,000
Imagine you drop your score because you didn't, you looked off the road.

1695
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,000
That's exactly what I'm saying.

1696
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:11,000
To answer a text.

1697
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:12,000
Yeah, exactly.

1698
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000
It's like you're an after school special.

1699
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,000
Your score goes down.

1700
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:20,000
You're in driver's ed and they wheel out the CRT TV and imagine you looked away from Tetris

1701
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,000
for two minutes to look at your phone.

1702
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,000
Right?

1703
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:23,000
There you go.

1704
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,000
My farm died because I looked away.

1705
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:26,000
Ah.

1706
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:27,000
My Farmville farm.

1707
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:31,000
Like, I think all these references are very millennial.

1708
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:32,000
Yeah.

1709
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:33,000
So where are we at?

1710
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:34,000
What's most likely to put you in the hospital?

1711
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:37,000
I like the argument of Windchill Games not putting you in the hospital because there's

1712
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:38,000
no way you're surviving.

1713
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,000
You're surviving.

1714
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,000
I'm going basically laser tag stuff.

1715
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,000
No.

1716
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:45,000
Well, honestly, that's one that's not going to kill you, but you are going to break a limb.

1717
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,000
We almost crashed several times.

1718
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:48,000
I did not bring that up.

1719
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,000
Oh, really?

1720
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:50,000
And what do you do when you break a limb, Scott?

1721
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,000
Oh, I mean, go to the hospital.

1722
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:53,000
All right.

1723
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,000
I'll go laser tag.

1724
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:56,000
I put laser tag.

1725
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:56,000
All right.

1726
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,000
I think that's the good one.

1727
00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,000
And salt cannon.

1728
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:00,000
So.

1729
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,000
That's very funny to think about.

1730
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,000
Yeah.

1731
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,000
My eyes!

1732
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,000
I know.

1733
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:08,000
The children are having a great day and then all of a sudden, it's a snow day, mom.

1734
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:09,000
Crossing guard.

1735
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:10,000
Come on over.

1736
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:11,000
No!

1737
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:14,000
The propaganda ads to like remove that from, would just be that.

1738
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:19,000
Your local congressman wants you to put salt cannons on every stop sign.

1739
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:23,000
Vote no to Prop 2 for the children.

1740
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:24,000
Two million dollars per.

1741
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:31,000
Which brings us to the MVP, the most valuable pitch.

1742
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:35,000
But before we do that, what are all of our winners for each category?

1743
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:36,000
All right.

1744
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:37,000
Editor Leo here in the future.

1745
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:41,000
I was kind of an idiot during the live record and didn't write down these as we went.

1746
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:46,000
So I can tell you now, after listening back and editing through, the award winners were:

1747
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,000
Most unlikely: Reheat and Meat.

1748
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:51,000
Biggest revenue potential: Grocery store surplus.

1749
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,000
Hottest love corner: Sonder.

1750
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,000
Best name: Walkopedia.

1751
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,000
Most practical: Uber for mechanics.

1752
00:59:57,000 --> 01:00:00,000
Most impractical: Powerline mail delivery.

1753
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,000
Most viral: Fantasy anything.

1754
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,000
Most illegal: Tax fraud as a service.

1755
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000
The can't stop thinking about it: Store is on.

1756
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:09,000
Most likely: Most likely to put someone in the hospital.

1757
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:10,000
Bicycle laser tag.

1758
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:11,000
Back to the past.

1759
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:12,000
All right.

1760
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:15,000
So given all of our winners, where does that leave us?

1761
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,000
What is your most valuable pitch?

1762
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,000
Okay.

1763
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:23,000
Your favorite idea, your winner of the past category that you think deserves the ultimate

1764
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:24,000
trophy.

1765
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:25,000
You want me to go first?

1766
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:26,000
Go ahead.

1767
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:27,000
I've got a pretty fierce.

1768
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:28,000
I think it's Storazon.

1769
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,000
That's my favorite one.

1770
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:32,000
It's the one that I've bragged about to other people and it wasn't even my idea.

1771
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:36,000
It's so good.

1772
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000
I still love the Crows.

1773
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:39,000
I still love the Crows.

1774
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:40,000
The Crows.

1775
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:41,000
You're going most valuable.

1776
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,000
Hear me out.

1777
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,000
All right.

1778
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:45,000
Hit me.

1779
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,000
I'll do the Crows.

1780
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:47,000
Damn Crows.

1781
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,000
Bicycle laser tag.

1782
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:52,000
But honestly, I think I got to go with Beacon, guys.

1783
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:53,000
Oh.

1784
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:54,000
That is a good...

1785
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,000
Just...

1786
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:58,000
We had so much fun on that pitch and the more we talked about it, the more fun ideas came

1787
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,000
out of such a simple thing.

1788
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,000
I got to go with Beacon.

1789
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,000
Guys, I'm going to throw a curveball on here.

1790
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:04,000
Hit me.

1791
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,000
Grand card.

1792
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:06,000
Whoa.

1793
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,000
Grand mail.

1794
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,000
Yeah.

1795
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,000
Okay.

1796
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,000
Because I thought a snap...

1797
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:14,000
Like, if you can get Gen Z to do a Snapchat or whatever, a millennial to do a Snapchat photo,

1798
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:15,000
you send it to your grandparents.

1799
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:17,000
Like, here's where I'm at with little text.

1800
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:20,000
Like, literally, you throw your filter on, just print send.

1801
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:21,000
It's very good.

1802
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:22,000
Through the app.

1803
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,000
I think that's just like...

1804
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:24,000
I think it already exists.

1805
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,000
That's why I'm not leaning for...

1806
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,000
Oh, I guess that makes sense.

1807
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:32,000
I, years ago, have used a print a postcard and send it service.

1808
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:32,000
Mm-hmm.

1809
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:37,000
There are services that do it, but there's not one that's just marketed and branded for exactly

1810
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:38,000
this.

1811
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:41,000
And I think your enhancement on it was your own handwriting.

1812
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:42,000
Mm-hmm.

1813
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:43,000
That's right.

1814
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,000
Which is a little dystopian, but I really like it.

1815
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:49,000
You could also upsell pictures and like, I just take a picture of my phone, hit a button

1816
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:52,000
and it prints out the picture on a Polaroid or something and...

1817
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:53,000
Or a 3x5.

1818
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:54,000
We never actually explained the idea.

1819
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:55,000
Yeah.

1820
01:01:55,000 --> 01:02:00,000
So, this is a way to communicate with the older generation in your life, grandparents,

1821
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,000
etc.

1822
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:04,000
They don't want to get text messages and emails.

1823
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,000
They want to get something in the mail.

1824
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:10,000
So, what if you used an app as an intermediary and you uploaded your photo or you wrote your

1825
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:15,000
message or whatever and it prints it and mails it, which exists in postcard form, I'm certain.

1826
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,000
Mm-hmm.

1827
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:20,000
I just think it'd be fun to say, "Oh, 50 cents, send grandma," or whatever.

1828
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,000
Anybody.

1829
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:24,000
I type an email to a certain address and it just automatically goes to grandma as a printed form.

1830
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:29,000
It seems like it'd be pretty easy for someone listening to actually do.

1831
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:30,000
Mm-hmm.

1832
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:31,000
Right?

1833
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:32,000
You need a printer.

1834
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,000
Well...

1835
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:35,000
And some stamps.

1836
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:40,000
Or even like that's where the app comes in is to save you all that.

1837
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:41,000
It's just a microtransaction.

1838
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:45,000
Like if you want to remember something three days later, you could just send yourself a card

1839
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:46,000
in the mail.

1840
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:47,000
You could...

1841
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,000
There's just like use for that.

1842
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:51,000
It's the hardest part is the addresses, which I have.

1843
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:52,000
That's what I...

1844
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,000
Whenever I think about this, I'm like, "How do I get address in there?"

1845
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:55,000
Mm-hmm.

1846
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:57,000
There is some friction there.

1847
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:58,000
Who knows any...

1848
01:02:58,000 --> 01:02:59,000
I guess people know.

1849
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:00,000
Who knows their grandparents' address?

1850
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,000
Right, anymore?

1851
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:02,000
Do you know your grandparents' address off the top of your head?

1852
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:05,000
We send Christmas cards, but yeah, that is an uncommon thing for people to know, I bet.

1853
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:10,000
I got my grandma's address, put a pin in my Google Map, and now I just press the pin.

1854
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:13,000
Because I'm like done with trying to find it.

1855
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:14,000
Oh my God.

1856
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,000
Yeah, that's amazing.

1857
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,000
That's one weirdo that has every...

1858
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,000
Whenever I go into someone's house for the first time, I put it in their contact.

1859
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,000
Whoa.

1860
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:20,000
Wow.

1861
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:24,000
So all my contacts have their corresponding birthdays and addresses and all that stuff.

1862
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:25,000
It's my database of people.

1863
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:26,000
Yeah.

1864
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:27,000
CRM.

1865
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:29,000
And then I pull that out for Christmas card lists.

1866
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:31,000
They're all tagged and all that.

1867
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:32,000
It's great.

1868
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:35,000
You once said on the show, Russell, that we're monetizing inconvenience, and I think about

1869
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:36,000
that a lot.

1870
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:37,000
Yeah.

1871
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:38,000
And that's what this one is.

1872
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:39,000
That's what grandmails.

1873
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:40,000
It is.

1874
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:41,000
I like that one.

1875
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:42,000
But I do like...

1876
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:43,000
I mean, Storazon is just too good.

1877
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:44,000
Storazon is such a good idea.

1878
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,000
So is Beacons.

1879
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:46,000
Beacons is fun.

1880
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,000
I think it's down to those two for me.

1881
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,000
I'd be willing to go over to Storazon on it.

1882
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:53,000
It won the most revenue, most everything.

1883
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,000
I still love Beacons.

1884
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:55,000
Stop Thinking About It.

1885
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:55,000
Mm-hmm.

1886
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:58,000
This is what's going to cause Storazon to exist now.

1887
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,000
It's because somebody's going to be like, "Oh, this is a spot cut."

1888
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:01,000
The legacy of this show.

1889
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:02,000
Yeah.

1890
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,000
Grab the domain.

1891
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:04,000
I would be so okay with that.

1892
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:05,000
But it's even more...

1893
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:06,000
Storazon is how you pitch this show to other people.

1894
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:10,000
It's like, yeah, that's a pretty good reason.

1895
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:11,000
Are we feeling it?

1896
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,000
Are we calling it most valuable pitch?

1897
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:14,000
I think so.

1898
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:17,000
I think it's...

1899
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:22,000
Congratulations to Storazon for winning the first 100 most valuable pitch idea.

1900
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,000
Your trophy is in the mail.

1901
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:25,000
Thank you.

1902
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:27,000
I can't wait to never execute this.

1903
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:28,000
So...

1904
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:31,000
Once again, these ideas are all for you to have for free, dear listener.

1905
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:32,000
Yes.

1906
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:33,000
And thank you very much for listening.

1907
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:36,000
We hope you enjoyed this self-congratulatory episode.

1908
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:43,000
And congratulations once more to Storazon for winning the 2024 most valuable pitch.

1909
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:44,000
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1910
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1911
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:50,000
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1912
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1913
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:55,000
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1914
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:57,000
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1915
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:59,000
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1916
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:02,000
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1917
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1918
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1924
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1925
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:24,500
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1926
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:27,060
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1927
01:05:27,060 --> 01:05:57,040
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