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- I'm Scott.

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- I'm Russell.

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- And I'm Leo.

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This is Spitball.

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Welcome to Spitball, the Pitchin' Kitchen,

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where three digital dreamers empty their heads

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of startup and tech product ideas

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that we have stuck up in there

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so you can all have them for free.

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Anything that we say is yours to keep.

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Scott, who'd you bring with us this week?

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- I have one of my oldest friends

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coming to you live from Hawaii.

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This is my friend, Jake.

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He has been a persistent thorn in my side growing up.

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I was always the good kid growing up

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and Jake was always the constant bad influence on me

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in my life.

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Truly one of my oldest and best friends.

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Welcome, Jake.

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- Ah, thank you for that lovely introduction.

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- Welcome, we're so glad you're here.

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I didn't know you were in Hawaii, that's sick.

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- I am.

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My wife accepted a job at Queens Medical Center

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as one of the managers in the OR.

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- Wow.

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- So yeah, we just kind of picked up our life

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and moved out here.

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- So are you like a trophy husband then?

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Is that mean you stay at home and like--

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(laughing)

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- Oh, God, I would.

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- Today I went to the market and got some fresh fruit.

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- I wish I were a trophy husband,

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but no, I work remotely.

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- What does working remotely even mean?

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- Yeah.

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- I talked to my mom today and she's like,

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"Oh, you're working from home.

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"That's right, you don't work."

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(laughing)

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Thanks, Mom.

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- Boomers, they don't understand us.

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- Pretty much.

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- As you all know, CPUs, processors,

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have code names when they're in development,

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such as, I don't know, Meteor Lake

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and Xen for AMD and Intel processors, right?

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So today we're gonna be playing a game called Core Clash

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or Micro versus Macro.

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I haven't decided.

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We had a good debate over what the best name was today

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and when I was at work.

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Today we're gonna be talking about a name

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and I need you guys to tell me

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if this was a code name for a processor

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from Intel, AMD, Arm,

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or if it was a planet in a sci-fi series.

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So as always, we start with our guest, Jake.

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If you could tell me, for example, if I said Arrakis,

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that would be the planet from Dune or Celeron.

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That's an Intel processor.

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Jake, Skylake, S-K-Y-L-A-K-E, one word.

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- Oh, Skylake.

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Okay, I'm gonna say it's a processor.

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- It indeed is.

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It was the Intel sixth generation.

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Scott, Trantor, T-R-A-N-T-O-R.

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- I really want that to be a planet,

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but I think it's gotta be a processor.

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- That's a planet from Foundation,

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the series by Isaac Anselmoff, so unfortunately no.

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Russell, Conroe, or Conroe, C-O-N-R-O-E.

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- It's a planet?

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- It's an Intel processor.

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- Could be like a Nick Cage Con Air planet.

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- Jake, off to a roaring start.

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That's of course the Core 2 Duo, the code name.

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Jake, Haswell, H-A-S-W-E-L-L.

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- I'm gonna go with processor, Leo.

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- They were indeed very good.

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- Jake is killing it.

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- That was an Intel line for fourth generation, I7, I5.

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Scotty, Gallifrey, G-A-L-L-I-F-R-E-Y.

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Gallifrey, Gallifrey.

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- You're just making me proud.

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I have no idea, I'm gonna say processor.

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- That of course is the home of the Time Lords

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and Doctor Who, you should have known that.

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- Russell, Cortex, C-O-R-T-E-X.

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- That's a processor.

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- That's the ARM processor chips, yeah, exactly.

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- That would have been mad if that one was a player.

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- If I'm keeping track, Jake 2, Russell 1, Scott Zich.

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Jake, Ryloth, R-Y-L-O-T-H.

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I'm gonna say this is a planet for science fiction.

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- That indeed was the home planet of the Twiliacs

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in Star Wars, the dudes with the colored skin

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and the long things on their head.

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I don't know, I've just offended half of our audience.

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I don't know, the tentacle things that come off their head.

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I don't know what to call them.

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- We've lost one half and offended the other.

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- Someone on the Wookiepedia is like,

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I can't believe this fricking podcaster just didn't,

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how offensive.

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Scott, N-H-A-L-E-M.

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- I'm just gonna say processor every time,

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I'm just gonna say planet.

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- There was a processor from Intel, of course,

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the 45 nanometer 2008 first generation core i5, yeah.

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- No one can even say that.

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- Russell, Miranda, spelled like the girl's name, M-I-R-A-N-D-A

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- That's a planet.

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- It is, of course, that's where the Reavers are from

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in Firefly, a remotely terraformed planet.

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Last time through, Jake, you got a perfect score.

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What's your last one here?

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Harvest, spelled as it sounds, H-A-R-V-E-S-T.

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- Oh man, well, I could be either.

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- I know this one.

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- Let's go with processor.

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- What is it, Scott?

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- It's a planet.

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- From?

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- I don't remember.

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- It's from, it was the first planet

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that the Covenant attacked in Halo, of course.

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- Oh, that's right.

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No, that's Reach, thank you.

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Oh no, you're right, it is Harvest.

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- I thought it was New Horizon.

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- Maybe you don't know the whole lore 'cause.

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- I don't either.

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Last one, Scott, M-E-R-O-M.

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- Planet, I'm gonna say confidently, but I have no idea.

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- Definitely a processor, the Core 2 Duo, Core 2 Solo.

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That's a rough score for you, sorry to hear.

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All right, and Russell, last but not least, Corriban.

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K-O-R-R-I-B-A-N.

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- It's got the word core, it must be a processor, right?

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- It's the ancient Sith homeworld, of course.

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Jake, I think that leaves you with three points.

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You are our winner this week, well done.

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- Thank you, thank you.

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- Scott got the hard ones.

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- I don't know, I'm just not good at this.

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The company I'm at right now uses code names all the time

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for their projects and they're using Star Wars ones

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right now and one of them is Kashyyyk,

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like the Wookiee homeworld in Star Wars,

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except all the engineers who don't know Star Wars

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are like, it's Kashyyyk, Kashyyyk,

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and it just kills me inside every time they say it.

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- It's kind of a tough one to spell,

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I don't know if I could,

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there's like two Ys in there somewhere, right?

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All right, with that, I think Russell,

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you are first this week, what you got for us?

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- All right, all right, so recently I bought,

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I had to buy a lawnmower.

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By recently, I used to have this Sun Joe lawnmower

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I bought on Amazon.

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It was an electric one and it sucked.

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It like was so bad, but I used it for about,

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you know, two or three years.

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It's literally a box fan on the bottom of a lawnmower

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with blades.

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- I have one of those.

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I congratulate you for using it for as long as you did

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because it was so awful.

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- You know what I'm talking about, it was so bad.

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- The green thing?

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- Yes, the green one and it's like the smallest,

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most narrow, I had to go over like 400 times on my lawn

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and it was so bad.

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- Oh, that's rough.

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- I have a Sun Joe power washer, it's pretty mid.

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- See, they trick us, right?

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They trick us with that electric

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and they're tapping into our millennial like,

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millennial desire to save the world.

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Saving the world.

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I'd rather burn coal when I mow my lawn than gasoline.

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But anyway, so I bought a lawnmower

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and I realized I only use it probably once a month

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because every other time I mow the lawn,

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I hire like the neighborhood kids to mow it

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because I'm gone all the time.

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that I never use.

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My neighbor, their college,

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kind of fresh out of college kids,

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they borrow my lawnmower all the time for free

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because I don't know,

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I just feel like a good person sometimes,

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despite me trying to avoid taxes in my last episode.

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That is why I came up with this idea.

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It's called Shareconomy.

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I don't know, we needed a better name for it.

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Let's say communism.

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- Share communism.

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- Share with friends, all right?

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We'll call it that.

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- You can call it cheer with friends.

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Cheer like, you know, you're cheering.

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- Share your cheers.

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All right, how's it work?

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So the idea concept is you buy a lawnmower, all right?

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And you never, maybe you use it once a week, once a month.

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Your neighbor needs a lawnmower.

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You have 10, 15 people that all buy lawnmowers

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to mow their lawn and then store it in their garage, right?

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You only use it for an hour every other week, every week.

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Why not just borrow your neighbors

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and throw them some bucks, throw them some cash, right?

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And now it's kind of like the Toro, the--

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- Turo. - Yeah, Turo.

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It's like where you borrow people's cars or--

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- Not Toro, the lawnmower company.

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- Oh, that's probably what got me confused.

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- Which is what I thought you meant.

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- Turo, right?

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So it's like you have all this stuff in your house.

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Why not just like look at your neighbors

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or let's say you have a group of friends that are nearby

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that you all sign up on the app,

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you list your stuff that you're willing to share

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and then you just create this whole ecosystem

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of sharing, borrowing, make it free for friends

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and then, hey, for 10 or 20 bucks,

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your neighbor could borrow it.

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You know, you could open it up.

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So it's not just like localize your friends

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but you could actually open it up to the market

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and say, let me borrow your saw.

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I only need it for a week, right?

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You know, it can go and expand to house rental,

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Airbnb, like car rental.

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Like why not just go through the roof with it, right?

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But really the concept is like,

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I wanna borrow a 50 inch TV, let's say for one day.

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I would pay, and then it kind of works both ways.

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I wanna buy a projector

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but I don't wanna pull,

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I wanna like throw it on the marketplace

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to like compensate for the, you know, the cost of it.

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So that's kind of it.

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It's just group, local group sharing, renting.

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- Okay, very first thought is in our neighborhoods,

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you'll sometimes see like those boxes

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that people put up in the front yard,

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like the little birdhouse looking things

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that have library books in them.

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They're just like, you can take a book

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and leave a book sort of thing.

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Put what shed or something on your property

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where it's part of the same communist system.

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I don't, what did you call it?

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- Shareconomy?

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- Shareconomy system.

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- TM, TM.

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- You know, my shed set up

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and there's a combo or something on the front.

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And if you're part of the shareconomy,

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you can access the tools that I have in this shed

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specifically for the shareconomy.

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- So I came up with the name

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because I saw some article about boomers.

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Sorry, I'm like trashing every generation right now.

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- Please.

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- Millennials are sharing their stuff.

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And they called it the shareconomy.

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And it was like the doomsday for our economy

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and people were sharing their stuff.

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So that's why I named it that.

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- So this is like a middle finger to that.

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I love it.

289
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- A shed is a really cool idea though, Scott.

290
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Then you can, or like some sort of lockbox thing, right?

291
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So the app kind of has a locking feature or code.

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- I can grab the weed whacker from the shed.

293
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- Yeah, I mean, Airbnb has those locks, right?

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That would be just like it.

295
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- So I don't know if you know this, Russell,

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we live, I don't know, the listeners might not know this,

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but Russell and I live right next to each other.

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We live in a neighborhood that has like a co-op for tools.

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You can pay, I think it's like 25 bucks a year

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or something cheap.

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And some guy in his garage

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maintains the neighborhood tool library

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where there's like a socket set and a jack and a drill.

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And I don't know what else,

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some shears and a chainsaw and stuff.

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And you can just borrow it a bit at a time

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from the tool library.

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This is like decentralizing that idea

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where everybody has a little bit of it.

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I really like that.

311
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This seems way more sustainable than like,

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what if the tool library owns one of them

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and then it's checked out and gone.

314
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- Yeah, that's the thing, right?

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Like, and if you throw a little bit of that insurance,

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five bucks for insurance, right?

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If it breaks or whatever, you know?

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But the tool library, I know that you're talking about,

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but it's maintained by one dude.

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I don't know this person.

321
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I feel kind of weird for some reason.

322
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I don't, maybe that's my fault, right?

323
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But it's like kind of this distant,

324
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I see it and I'm like,

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oh, I don't want to walk into this guy's house

326
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and have like a 30 minute conversation

327
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with somebody I don't know to borrow a tool.

328
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- You want it to be like an Airbnb

329
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where you have no interaction with the host.

330
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- Right, or Chrysalis where it's very transactional.

331
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You're like, hey, you got the iPhone?

332
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Yeah, you got your 60 bucks?

333
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Let me turn it on and then we're on our way, right?

334
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Never see you again.

335
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- This might just be a Midwest thing.

336
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I don't know.

337
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We'll have to ask Jake on that one.

338
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Willing to share tools.

339
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- You know, I currently live

340
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on the 22nd floor of a high rise.

341
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So I don't really have tools anymore,

342
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which is just lovely.

343
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- You have a handyman.

344
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- But what I do notice a lot

345
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because I am from the Midwest is that yes,

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Midwest culture, people are a lot friendlier

347
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in the Midwest than they are in the rest of the world.

348
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And I'm not like tooting the horn of the Midwest.

349
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- It's true.

350
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- I have moved around a lot

351
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and I've known a lot of people

352
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and Midwest culture is just a lot more accepting

353
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of helping your neighbor.

354
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And I think it would be an excellent idea

355
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to have something like a little library

356
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or a little tool shed outside.

357
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My main concern with it is, okay,

358
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how do you upkeep the tools?

359
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Lawnmower, you need to put oil in it.

360
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You need to put gasoline in it.

361
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If it's electric, which you do not want an electric one,

362
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you need to plug it in somewhere.

363
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Maybe there's like an extension cord that you need.

364
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So there are a lot of variables in my head that say,

365
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eh, you know, that would be a bit cumbersome,

366
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but it would also add on to the experience of,

367
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hey, I even have the extension cord

368
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that goes to the electric lawnmower for you.

369
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Hey, are you going up on the roof

370
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to drill in your little Christmas lights?

371
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I have an extension cord for you.

372
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It's 60 feet long.

373
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I have a ladder for you, take it.

374
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- I love the idea of maintaining your,

375
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like people could donate tools to this

376
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instead of buying brand new or something.

377
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I have an old lawnmower.

378
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I was just gonna donate that on there,

379
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not an electric, but an actual gas one.

380
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And then maybe I'm responsible for the upkeep

381
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or maybe I get free service

382
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because I donated this thing of this value to it.

383
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So I get free membership of all the other tools on here.

384
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- You know, yeah.

385
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Or like in this, in a way,

386
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because it's still like your lawnmower, right?

387
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You're still kind of responsible for that upkeep and stuff.

388
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And hopefully you're making enough bucks, right?

389
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Or your friends are giving,

390
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Venmoing you enough money to keep that maintenance up.

391
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- You give it like a digital currency,

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your share economy bucks.

393
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You put five bucks in

394
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and that lets you borrow from your neighbors,

395
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or you can get some share economy bucks

396
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from your neighbors borrowing your lawnmower.

397
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So then you have the library,

398
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the wallet now in your virtual thing

399
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to then buy someone else's garden shears

400
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for an afternoon or something.

401
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- Yeah, commie bucks, we'll call it.

402
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- Commie bucks.

403
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- You can even put it like a subscription system

404
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where there are certain tiers of shears.

405
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Shear one is-

406
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- Your shears tiers, yeah, totally.

407
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- Shear one is like the small hand tools

408
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that nobody really wants.

409
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Shear tier two is like the lawnmowers

410
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and maybe like tier five is like a right on mower

411
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where you have a cup holder.

412
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I had one, it was amazing.

413
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- That's how our neighborhood tool library works.

414
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There's like the 25 bucks a year for non power tools.

415
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And then it's 50 or something for,

416
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you can have a couple of power tools also at a time.

417
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Yeah.

418
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- God bless America.

419
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(laughing)

420
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- I guess Jake, you got me thinking,

421
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what would city people wanna borrow?

422
00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:14,220
Like do people, like, do they wanna borrow like

423
00:16:14,220 --> 00:16:17,860
DJ equipment or like, what do you guys in the city do?

424
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Light show equipment, lasers.

425
00:16:21,820 --> 00:16:24,540
What do you think people in cities do?

426
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Do drugs and-

427
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- In my apartment.

428
00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:32,580
- I live in Honolulu, which is like very college centric

429
00:16:32,580 --> 00:16:36,100
and these college kids do a lot less now

430
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than what we were doing back in college.

431
00:16:38,620 --> 00:16:41,220
I never went to college, but I partied with Scott a lot

432
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during his college days.

433
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So I know, but yeah, these college kids these days,

434
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they don't really go out much.

435
00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,580
Like Russell was saying, if there's a television

436
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that I want to rent out or a projector

437
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and I can have like friends over and we can play,

438
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Mario Kart on the projector or-

439
00:17:00,460 --> 00:17:02,500
- Yeah, put a GameCube or something in there.

440
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:05,720
- Yeah, it would have to be something that would be indoors

441
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because city life, you don't really do anything outdoors,

442
00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:11,580
especially when you're living in an apartment.

443
00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:13,580
- Dollies, you need dollies, right?

444
00:17:13,580 --> 00:17:14,580
- Dollies.

445
00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:15,420
- Yeah.

446
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- That's an all.

447
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,940
- Oh yeah, a dolly would be fantastic.

448
00:17:17,940 --> 00:17:21,620
If you want to expand into the car rental,

449
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you can say, hey, I need a truck with a flatbed

450
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to help me move out of this place.

451
00:17:26,260 --> 00:17:28,940
- Gosh, that's like my dream to like be able to borrow

452
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somebody's truck for free, one time a year you need it.

453
00:17:33,580 --> 00:17:35,140
- Never tell anyone you own a pickup.

454
00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:37,180
- That's right, always have a friend with a pool,

455
00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:38,020
a boat, a pickup.

456
00:17:38,020 --> 00:17:39,540
- I lost my friend with the pool.

457
00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:41,160
- Yeah, I know, Leo.

458
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,080
- Yeah, moved away, not looking back.

459
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:47,080
Our local hardware store has like $20 an hour

460
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pickup truck rental beaters that you can do.

461
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,020
- You know what's weird?

462
00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:53,360
I just don't want to rent from like Home Depot though.

463
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Is that weird?

464
00:17:54,180 --> 00:17:56,160
It just feels, there's something novel,

465
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I think about like borrowing from your neighbors,

466
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but it's hard to do it.

467
00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:02,120
- It's the trust, right?

468
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:05,400
Like you could have your app have the Uber style ratings

469
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,720
and you get to know like I've only whitelisted

470
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,600
these 12 people can borrow from me

471
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:12,680
because I live within X miles of them

472
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,280
and I know them kind of thing.

473
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,840
- Man, wow, this reminded me there's this guy,

474
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I don't know how this came up.

475
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:22,480
This, sorry guys, this is gonna go way off topic.

476
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:27,480
But my friend was like, yeah, so I hate bumming cigarettes.

477
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:32,720
No, and it was because every time he'd bum,

478
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,800
he would never be a bum, right?

479
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,880
He'd always be giving them away.

480
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,840
And so he wanted to create an app.

481
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,040
- You keep track of it?

482
00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:42,720
- Or you keep track and it's like, yeah,

483
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,340
just bum me one, right?

484
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:48,240
So you literally buy a digital pack on your phone

485
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:51,240
and you would give away, like, oh yeah,

486
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:52,980
just I'll give you a digital cigarette.

487
00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:55,200
You get a cig in real life.

488
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:58,360
And now like, Marlboro is, you know,

489
00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:00,400
selling digital packs online

490
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:04,320
and everybody's got this like digital cigarette economy.

491
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,480
- Is it on the blockchain?

492
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:10,120
- That would have been so great to have when I was a smoker.

493
00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:13,960
You have no idea how hard it was when you were jonesing

494
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:17,800
and you were completely broke and out of cigarettes.

495
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:20,600
You had to go like find someone on the street

496
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:24,560
and be like, you're smoking, can I have a cigarette please?

497
00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:27,600
Like it was the most awkward exchange ever.

498
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:31,120
Like also I forgot my lighter at home.

499
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:32,840
Can I have your lighter?

500
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:36,360
Also please, sir, can I have your lung?

501
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:37,320
Yeah, right.

502
00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:39,280
Can you smoke it for me please?

503
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:40,920
- That's amazing. - Dude, city life.

504
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:41,760
There you go.

505
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:43,640
That's for the city people, all right?

506
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:44,960
- There you go.

507
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,880
- But I think there's an element like,

508
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:50,160
take the, replace cigarettes with like,

509
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,160
I don't know, baking.

510
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,520
I think of everybody's borrowing cups of sugar

511
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:54,880
for some reason, but that's not true.

512
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,960
Like there's probably somebody out there that's like--

513
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,200
- I feel like that's a very 50s thing to do.

514
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:00,520
- It is.

515
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,520
You'd get shot if you tried that nowadays.

516
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:03,480
- I have a neighbor down the street

517
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:05,560
who just a couple of days ago asked me for like,

518
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:08,120
do you have a can of black beans or something like that?

519
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,800
And like, I don't want to run to the store.

520
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:10,640
Do you have anything?

521
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:11,880
Yeah, it does still happen.

522
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,120
- And they have the courage to knock on your door

523
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:15,200
and ask for that.

524
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,560
- It was a text.

525
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:17,400
- Oh, okay.

526
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,560
- Oh, see?

527
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,400
That's why you need the app, you know?

528
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,760
See, and now she gives,

529
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:27,160
or he gives you a digital can of black beans.

530
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:31,400
(upbeat music)

531
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,680
- Cleo, what do you got for us today?

532
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:39,360
- Today's pitch is something we're gonna build together.

533
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:40,200
- Oh boy.

534
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,600
- It is four words.

535
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,160
Are you ready?

536
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:46,800
Cabinets that are dishwashers.

537
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:52,760
So, you may or may not realize because of the trend.

538
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:55,040
The trend in this show has been,

539
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:57,560
I have different variations of the word dishwasher.

540
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:58,880
You may be able to tell I do the dishes

541
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,120
in my house every freaking day.

542
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,280
It's nightmare inducing.

543
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:06,720
So, I have seen in Norway, somewhere in Scandinavia,

544
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:11,280
they have a drying rack that is the cabinet

545
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:12,400
and it's over the sink.

546
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:16,240
So the whole bottom of the cabinet is like slotted

547
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,480
and you put your wet dishes up there

548
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:19,920
and it drips down into the sink.

549
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:23,040
What is stopping the world from putting away their dishes

550
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:26,960
into a cabinet that is sealed, that does the dishwashing?

551
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:28,080
Every single dish that you put in the cabinet

552
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,240
doesn't have to be dirty, right?

553
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:31,480
Just wash the clean ones too.

554
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:35,520
I don't know why we can't make this all be one thing.

555
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:37,720
You put your dishes with your spaghetti sauce

556
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,440
right back into the little vertical rack

557
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:41,600
that they go in in your cabinet.

558
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,320
And then at midnight every night,

559
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:45,880
it just washes every one that you mark

560
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:48,120
as this one has been opened at least once today.

561
00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:49,200
Why wouldn't this work?

562
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,240
Please tell me.

563
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:53,000
- I'm picturing all my cabinets are now replaced

564
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,280
with dishwashers, that's it.

565
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:57,240
Like there's dishwashers above, there's dishwashers below.

566
00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:58,760
- Obviously, they would be a different design

567
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,680
than just like a regular dishwasher

568
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,800
that opens like a tray.

569
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,000
- Dishwasher works, just put them everywhere.

570
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,400
(laughing)

571
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:07,240
- I guess.

572
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:10,200
- I just have some kind of self-dispensing soap system

573
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,480
that feeds into all of them and you're golden.

574
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:15,920
- Right, centralized Tide Pod distribution system

575
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,400
for Cascade or whatever.

576
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:20,400
- So would the dishwashers still look like cabinets

577
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,560
or would they look like miniature dishwashers?

578
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,440
- I think you could make them be cabinets, right?

579
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:26,480
They just have the seal around the door

580
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:29,040
and you've got like a rack system

581
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:30,160
in each one of your cabinets.

582
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:32,120
You're not stacking the plates like you would normally,

583
00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:33,480
but you put them on a little rack

584
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:36,200
and you press go, right?

585
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,240
- I love this.

586
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:39,880
- I would actually really like this as well.

587
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:40,840
(laughing)

588
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:43,160
Why not have 10 of them, 12?

589
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,960
And then, like I said, you can have a sensor

590
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:46,600
where when you open the door at least once,

591
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,440
that changes a light somewhere in the corner

592
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:50,000
from green to red.

593
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,640
And even if you only use one dish in there,

594
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,040
just wash them all again.

595
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:53,920
There's some problems with like,

596
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,200
it'd probably eat away the enamel every day

597
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:59,160
washing for years maybe, not super great for dishes.

598
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:01,400
- Then you sell your own plates on the website too.

599
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,640
- There we go, I was about to say,

600
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,840
it starts with the plates, you know?

601
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,200
- That's where the real money is.

602
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,040
- You might have some problems with rust or something,

603
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:08,880
I don't know, but.

604
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,120
- I love this.

605
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:15,000
Just picturing being able to put my dirty plate back

606
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,400
and just not think.

607
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:17,240
- Sure.

608
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:19,040
- What if you like, so like what,

609
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:20,480
I think water is the problem.

610
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,200
What if you used heat?

611
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,880
Can you use heat to clean?

612
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:24,720
Like dehydrate?

613
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,280
- Just cook the crap out of it.

614
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,280
- Yeah, just go.

615
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:28,480
- Bake?

616
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,600
- Dude, oven cleaning mode.

617
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,160
- You don't need dishwashers, it's just ovens.

618
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,280
The entire thing is ovens in the kitchen.

619
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,160
- You already have an oven.

620
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,760
- So you're worried about the water usage,

621
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:43,760
so you want to heat several things to 350 or more every day?

622
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:48,600
I'm just worried about the environment,

623
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,760
so I want to have 12 ovens on at all times.

624
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:54,520
- No, think of it as an air fryer, all right?

625
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,400
You got a fan, convection oven,

626
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:59,720
it dehydrates and heats, boom, instant clean.

627
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,680
- All inclusive cabinets, any cabinet can do anything.

628
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:03,760
It doesn't matter.

629
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:06,040
It can wash your dishes, it can cook your turkey.

630
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:07,880
- You just put your turkey right in the cabinet.

631
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:11,720
- You can store your spices in it, it doesn't matter.

632
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:14,200
- This is my cabinet turkey.

633
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:17,840
- Also refrigerates, I forgot about that.

634
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,680
- It fridges too, exactly, right.

635
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,920
- Put a beer can in there, boom, beer can turkey.

636
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,720
- Don't mix up the settings, bad stuff can happen.

637
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,600
When you put all your forks in the microwave cabinet.

638
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,720
- I feel like we've lost the plot here a little bit.

639
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:34,720
- Okay, okay, you're onto something, Leo,

640
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:37,560
because what if you just had one giant,

641
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,320
just like three dishwashers?

642
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:42,360
Like you can solve this problem by three dishwashers.

643
00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:43,680
- And that's just where they live?

644
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:44,840
- And that's just where they live.

645
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:45,680
- That's what I want,

646
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:48,120
then put them up where the cabinets go.

647
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:50,880
- I love that actually, it's just one massive open area,

648
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,480
but it can look like it's different cabinet doors opening,

649
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:56,320
but really just one whole giant dishwasher.

650
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:57,160
- Sure.

651
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,240
- And you could, yeah, sure, if height's an issue, right?

652
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:01,600
If you don't wanna bend down to get your dishes, Leo,

653
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:02,440
I guess.

654
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:03,400
- Yeah, I'm thinking about like,

655
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,120
you got a lot of pots and pans and stuff too,

656
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,240
that you'd have to make room for,

657
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,800
but I feel like with the rolling racks

658
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,640
that most dishwashers have, this could be doable.

659
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:15,200
- Yeah, you could probably even make bigger cabinets

660
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:18,760
for those bigger items with the pots and pans and whatnot.

661
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,880
- I'm saying this as I'm sitting in my kitchen

662
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:24,120
looking at my cabinets being like, how would this work?

663
00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:24,960
- Sure.

664
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:26,400
- It'd be really cool.

665
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,160
- You waterproof it, you get some sprayers,

666
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:32,160
you get some hoses, you mark which ones you wanna run,

667
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:33,240
you say go.

668
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:37,640
- So how would you run the water to the cabinets?

669
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:38,600
- Plumbing.

670
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,360
- Same way the water runs to the rest of the house, right?

671
00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:42,200
- Just wifi it.

672
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:43,040
- Okay.

673
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:43,880
(laughing)

674
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:44,920
- Wifi it.

675
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:46,120
- You guys remember ThinkGeek?

676
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:50,120
ThinkGeek always had yearly April Fool's sales

677
00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:53,080
and one of their products was a cordless extension cord,

678
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:54,320
a wireless extension cord,

679
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:57,440
but they also had a wireless hose sprayers too.

680
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:58,280
So good.

681
00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,120
- Bluetooth hoses.

682
00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:00,200
- Yeah, exactly it.

683
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,760
- If you get hoses to each one,

684
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,320
just like your dishwasher has routing around it

685
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:05,920
to get to the various sprayers,

686
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,000
I don't know, you can hook up to your house's plumbing.

687
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,960
- So, all right, I gotta throw this in here, Leo,

688
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,720
and I forgot about this idea.

689
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:16,000
Why not, the dishwashing is the problem, right?

690
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:16,840
- Sure, yeah.

691
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,680
- So what if instead of on your way

692
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:22,080
to put your dish in the cabinet, okay,

693
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:26,680
take the Dyson hand dryer and a pressure washer, okay?

694
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,680
So instead of having to clean your plate,

695
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:32,840
you just go, oh, just dip your plate into the super cleaner.

696
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:34,440
(imitates vacuum)

697
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:35,640
And then it goes right in.

698
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:36,480
Always.

699
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:40,000
- You put it away instantly, it's dried, ready to go.

700
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,200
- Yeah, you just dip it in and out

701
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,200
and then you put it back away.

702
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,040
- Why not that?

703
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:44,080
- You're just feeding them in

704
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,160
to a paper shredder or something

705
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,320
and they're coming out perfectly clean on the other side.

706
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:49,160
I love that.

707
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,560
- Yeah, that's your dishwasher.

708
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:52,040
Just rip out the dishwasher

709
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:55,080
and now you have the power washer, Dyson air fan,

710
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,960
like you just put it, you stack it in a way

711
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,040
and now you're just like, what is it, like a DVD?

712
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,440
You remember the old DVDs, you put it in,

713
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,840
it cleans it and it comes right back out.

714
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,600
- Like those DVD cleaners, yeah, yeah, yeah.

715
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,880
- Just make it so it can take any shaped object

716
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:08,800
and throw it in there.

717
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,560
- Yeah, how about you talk in here?

718
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,120
What about when I wanna clean my Crock-Pot?

719
00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:13,520
- Also throw it out.

720
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:14,480
(laughing)

721
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:15,320
- Disposable.

722
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:19,200
So rust I think is gonna be an issue.

723
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,160
Wearing it on your enamels, on your plates

724
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,520
might be an issue, but I can't think of too many

725
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:24,960
other reasons why this might be a problem.

726
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,880
- The weight of a dishwasher hanging off your studs.

727
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,400
- Nah, it's all plastic, it's fine.

728
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:31,680
- Yeah, water's pretty heavy,

729
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:32,960
but they don't use a ton of water.

730
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:34,520
They kind of recirculate the same.

731
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:35,360
- That's true.

732
00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:36,200
- A little bit.

733
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,400
- You use light water, the lighter water.

734
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,360
(laughing)

735
00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:42,200
- H1O, huh?

736
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:43,040
(laughing)

737
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:44,440
- It's half the weight.

738
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:45,280
- Pure gallium.

739
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:48,720
- Could you use a chemical?

740
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,960
(laughing)

741
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:55,280
- I did great in chemistry in high school.

742
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:58,600
- What about, why don't we throw chemicals on it?

743
00:27:58,600 --> 00:27:59,920
Like alcohol, right?

744
00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:00,760
Dries easier.

745
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:01,760
- Like dry cleaning.

746
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,320
- Yeah, like dry cleaning, but instead of using water,

747
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:07,160
it's like you use alcohol to clean it

748
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,920
and then it dries the plates faster.

749
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,800
You create a filter system,

750
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,760
so that way it's not using water.

751
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,080
- Dry cleaning doesn't use water,

752
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,200
that's why it's called that, they use chemicals.

753
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,480
There's gotta be some combination

754
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:20,600
of horribly toxic corrosive chemical

755
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,520
that you just put on and rinse off, right?

756
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:23,800
- Listerine, all right?

757
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,040
We just use Listerine, all right?

758
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:27,360
- More sanitary than hand washing.

759
00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:30,040
- Listerine used to be floor wash,

760
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:31,160
if I remember correctly.

761
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:32,000
- What?

762
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:32,840
- So.

763
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:33,680
- Are you serious?

764
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:34,520
- Oh yeah, yeah.

765
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:35,360
- There we go.

766
00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:37,400
- Gingivitis is completely, or halitosis it was.

767
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,360
Halitosis is completely made up.

768
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,720
- Am I supposed to gargle Pine Sol then?

769
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,600
- Instructions unclear, gargled Pine Sol.

770
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:47,180
(upbeat music)

771
00:28:47,180 --> 00:28:51,560
All right, Scott, you're next, what you got?

772
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:54,120
- Okay, so I had an idea for this week,

773
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:57,160
but earlier today I just had a conversation

774
00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:00,120
with an old acquaintance and I can't stop thinking

775
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:01,960
about what he just told me.

776
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,360
And I think I have to, I guess, pitch this idea today.

777
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:06,020
It's more of a branding exercise

778
00:29:06,020 --> 00:29:07,680
that might get me in trouble with PETA.

779
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:11,000
This guy, he's a professional chef

780
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,720
and he's been doing it for the last 30 years.

781
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:15,480
And he's also a very hardcore entrepreneur.

782
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:17,280
He's always trying to find the next gig.

783
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:18,600
Several years ago, he lives in Detroit

784
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:21,440
and several years ago, Michigan legalized weed.

785
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,520
And he was probably the first person to go out

786
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:25,960
and get the maximum number of plants that you can get,

787
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:27,040
growing them in his basement.

788
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,480
He bought a big hydroponic setup.

789
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:31,080
And ever since he's just been growing

790
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:33,240
as much weed as possible and selling it on the side

791
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:34,160
to make an extra buck.

792
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,960
So recently, I was talking to him about this today

793
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,200
'cause Ohio just had an election

794
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,880
and they just legalized weed.

795
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,600
And he's always been complaining,

796
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:44,720
like prices of weed have been going,

797
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:46,040
just crashing all around

798
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:47,720
'cause more and more dispensaries have been opened.

799
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,080
Everyone's trying this.

800
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,300
And all of a sudden, he can't make money anymore.

801
00:29:51,300 --> 00:29:52,800
And so, talking to him, I said,

802
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:56,200
"Okay, what's your next big adventure gonna be?"

803
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:57,340
'Cause he always has fun ideas.

804
00:29:57,340 --> 00:30:00,880
And he goes, "Okay, I have this massive hydroponic setup.

805
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,960
"The next thing, goldfish."

806
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,520
I was rather confused by that.

807
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,880
He goes, "No, no, no, like goldfish, like koi fish."

808
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,040
Apparently, millennials and people

809
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,920
just love koi fish right now.

810
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:13,840
And you can sell them for a pretty penny.

811
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:17,200
And I have all the setup to grow and raise

812
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,120
large koi fish in my basement.

813
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:20,160
And he goes, "The problem is,

814
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:23,340
"is my basement is still full of like 60 pounds of weed

815
00:30:23,340 --> 00:30:24,740
"that I can't sell.

816
00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:26,680
"So I think what I'm gonna do

817
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,420
"is just feed the koi fish all the weed I have

818
00:30:29,420 --> 00:30:31,960
"and grow them as big as possible."

819
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,440
So I had to stop him there like,

820
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,280
"Do koi fish eat weed?"

821
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,580
I go, "Yeah, they'll eat absolutely anything.

822
00:30:38,580 --> 00:30:39,800
(laughing)

823
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,200
"You put in any kind of plant in your tank or whatnot."

824
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:43,800
He's been doing hydroponics for years.

825
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,600
I guess he knows this.

826
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:47,280
I have not fact-checked this at all.

827
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,280
But he goes, "Yeah, they'll happily eat

828
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,360
"all the weed that I have down there."

829
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:54,260
And so it's just a big branding exercise.

830
00:30:54,260 --> 00:30:55,160
I don't remember what he called it,

831
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:58,540
like koi kush or like toktail or something,

832
00:30:58,540 --> 00:31:01,000
where he's just gonna grow these koi fish

833
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,180
and sell them on the side.

834
00:31:02,180 --> 00:31:03,880
But the whole premise is that

835
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:07,840
they were raised on whole-grown farm organic weed.

836
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,100
And he's gonna have different websites

837
00:31:10,100 --> 00:31:12,200
where it's just showing a bunch of little squinty-eyed,

838
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:13,780
very happy koi fish.

839
00:31:13,780 --> 00:31:14,960
(laughing)

840
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,400
I can't stop thinking about this

841
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:19,120
and I need help digesting this idea.

842
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:23,440
- So because we do have Google and the internet,

843
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:26,160
koi fish will eat anything

844
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,040
that they can fit into their mouths.

845
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:30,240
Anything that they can filter feed, they'll eat it.

846
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:33,020
- Well, he's got the RO water, he's got the bubblers,

847
00:31:33,020 --> 00:31:34,880
and he's got the food apparently, so.

848
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:35,720
- Yeah.

849
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:38,000
- Does cannabis have nutritional value?

850
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,800
- I can Google that too.

851
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:42,800
I'm a writer, so I'm not worried about the FBI.

852
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,480
They've already been watching me for a while, so.

853
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,640
- Does THC affect the koi fish?

854
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,040
Do fish get high?

855
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:49,880
- Whoa.

856
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:50,760
- This is the 18 plus episode.

857
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:53,480
- Their memory goes from five seconds to three seconds,

858
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:54,480
I guess, I don't know.

859
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,720
(laughing)

860
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,240
- You need to see the control.

861
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,960
He's gotta grow a control set of koi fish

862
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:05,160
next to his always baked.

863
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,420
- Baked koi fish.

864
00:32:06,420 --> 00:32:11,180
- Okay, so apparently koi fish have healing properties

865
00:32:11,180 --> 00:32:15,020
on both body and mind if you keep and raise them.

866
00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:17,240
- So is that your MVP then?

867
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:18,820
Is that what you're selling at that point?

868
00:32:18,820 --> 00:32:20,820
Extra healing koi fish?

869
00:32:20,820 --> 00:32:25,540
- Dude, like every weed dispensary would just buy this up

870
00:32:25,540 --> 00:32:29,220
and just be like, oh, we got some expired weed.

871
00:32:29,220 --> 00:32:32,920
Let's throw it into our koi fish pond.

872
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:33,920
Our kush fish.

873
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:34,760
- Kush fish.

874
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:35,740
- Dang.

875
00:32:35,740 --> 00:32:38,280
I guess I gotta see a high koi fish

876
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,160
in order to know how to sell it.

877
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:41,800
- I just wanna see two next to each other

878
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,080
and be able to point out, okay,

879
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:46,440
which one's the one that grew up on organic weed

880
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:47,600
his whole life?

881
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:51,440
- So the idea is to sell high koi fish.

882
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,600
- Is there a market for,

883
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:56,360
would people find that funny or interesting enough

884
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,400
to be like, hell yeah, I want a fish

885
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,540
that only eaten weed its whole life?

886
00:33:00,540 --> 00:33:05,100
- I think it's so niche that it's kind of like a movie

887
00:33:05,100 --> 00:33:06,940
where it's a cult classic.

888
00:33:06,940 --> 00:33:08,980
People are gonna be like, hey,

889
00:33:08,980 --> 00:33:11,380
did you see the extended copy of Blade Runner

890
00:33:11,380 --> 00:33:13,100
with the high koi fish?

891
00:33:13,100 --> 00:33:14,420
Yeah.

892
00:33:14,420 --> 00:33:16,860
- It does feel like it's gotta catch on

893
00:33:16,860 --> 00:33:20,100
and then it's gonna catch on hard and fast.

894
00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:23,260
And then all these, you know, tokers,

895
00:33:23,260 --> 00:33:24,300
I don't know what they call them.

896
00:33:24,300 --> 00:33:26,780
All these people that enjoy the culture of weed

897
00:33:26,780 --> 00:33:28,880
would become deep in the koi fish.

898
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,260
- I need one of these fish.

899
00:33:30,260 --> 00:33:31,100
- Yeah.

900
00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:33,280
- Could you imagine though, if you were able to prove like,

901
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:37,080
or just show that, wow, this fish is so much healthier

902
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:39,080
and probably happier than all the other fish

903
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:40,080
I've ever raised?

904
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:41,520
- Two minute research here.

905
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,640
Fish have an endocannabinoid system,

906
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,560
which is the biological system that interacts

907
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:48,000
with cannabinoids like THC.

908
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,760
So we don't know how, it's never been studied.

909
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:53,360
- So they can get high, it's what you're telling us.

910
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,520
- It somehow THC affects their bodies.

911
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,420
It doesn't just like not affect them.

912
00:33:58,420 --> 00:34:01,140
So this would have some sort of effect.

913
00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:02,520
- Maybe.

914
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,180
- Study required.

915
00:34:04,180 --> 00:34:05,840
- That is the coolest thing ever.

916
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:10,040
- This podcast has reached new heights.

917
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,500
- It's very high right now.

918
00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:15,880
It's important to note that exposing fish to THC

919
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:19,160
could be harmful due to differences in physiology.

920
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:20,400
Oh, okay, thank you.

921
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,160
- Well, hopefully your buddy, you know,

922
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:25,160
has he been feeding these koi fish for a while?

923
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:26,360
Have they lived long enough?

924
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,640
- No, I think this is just his next venture.

925
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:30,680
I don't even know how serious he is on this,

926
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:34,720
but I mean, he's very serious about growing the goldfish

927
00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:36,400
or koi fish in his basement

928
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,420
with all the equipment that he has.

929
00:34:38,420 --> 00:34:39,880
And I think he's just trying to offload

930
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:41,440
40 pounds of weed right now.

931
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:43,040
- Does it go bad?

932
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:44,580
Does he want to send it to me?

933
00:34:44,580 --> 00:34:49,700
- He could just promote his koi fish business

934
00:34:49,700 --> 00:34:52,840
with free weed, buy a koi fish, free weed.

935
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,720
- I think that's a way better idea.

936
00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:56,480
- Buy a koi fish, get an ounce.

937
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:59,000
- And now like all these 16, like teenage kids are like,

938
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,640
hey, can I have a koi fish?

939
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:04,440
- Oh God, that's the new drug name for weed on the street.

940
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,020
Hey, you got some koi, man?

941
00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:10,840
- It's Gen Z, weed name.

942
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:12,660
- We cannot pin this on Gen Z.

943
00:35:12,660 --> 00:35:14,160
This is squarely on us.

944
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:16,560
- It's not a Gen Z.

945
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:19,120
- Over 12 episodes of the show, we've pinned a lot on Gen Z.

946
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:21,600
This idea came right from us.

947
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:24,080
- Thank you Gen Zers for listening to our podcast.

948
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:25,480
- Please like and subscribe.

949
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:26,320
(laughing)

950
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:27,720
- Please like and subscribe.

951
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:34,120
- All right, Jake, what does an idea have?

952
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:38,160
- So firstly, I would like to kind of rewind back

953
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:41,280
to the very first episode of Spitballers.

954
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,200
Or Spitball, Spitballer.

955
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:44,040
- Spitball.

956
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:45,320
- Yeah, okay, Spitball.

957
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,960
- Or Spitballers playing Spitball.

958
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:51,160
- No, Spitballers, ballers are what we call our fans.

959
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:53,320
- Okay, three lovable fans.

960
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:56,200
Let's cast our minds back to the first episode

961
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:58,560
where Scott was talking about this,

962
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,880
an app where you throw some money in

963
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:03,600
and you go do something and you work out

964
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,760
and it pays you to work out or something like that.

965
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:10,680
And then it divulged deeper into like a dare system.

966
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:12,800
Well, Scotty, I don't know if you knew this,

967
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,880
but there's actually a movie

968
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:17,560
that is kind of along those lines.

969
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:18,520
It's called Nerve.

970
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:20,840
It was released in 2016.

971
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,240
It's with Emma Roberts and Dave Franco.

972
00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:25,720
It was not great.

973
00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:31,280
I wish there were more memorable moments, but--

974
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,720
- Solid six, five on IMDb.

975
00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:38,440
- So following in that, my movie knowledge,

976
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,800
I found during the pandemic,

977
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:45,080
what I was doing was when one of the old movies

978
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:47,240
were coming out to play,

979
00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:51,400
like I saw Alien in theaters during the pandemic.

980
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:54,240
I saw the extended editions of Lord of the Rings,

981
00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:55,760
all three movies.

982
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,880
It was awesome, but I had no one to share that with

983
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,360
because it was the pandemic

984
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,840
and no one was going to movie theaters.

985
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:05,840
Also, my wife didn't want to go with me

986
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,520
because she doesn't like Lord of the Rings.

987
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:08,720
I don't know why.

988
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:09,920
- Nobody's perfect, it's fine.

989
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:13,520
- Anyway, so I realized in that moment

990
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:16,200
how much I missed having someone

991
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,240
in the movie theater with me.

992
00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:20,800
So once that movie ended, I could look at them

993
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,040
and be like, "That was awesome.

994
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,960
"That was amazing."

995
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,880
And we would have a good conversation about the movie

996
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:28,360
and what our favorite scenes were.

997
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:33,360
So my pitch is, what if there's an app called Movie Buddy?

998
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:37,600
I guess it's an app for cinephiles like myself

999
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:40,800
to meet up, to go see a movie,

1000
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:45,360
to chat about it afterwards, to hang out.

1001
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,440
You can also get big groups together

1002
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:49,720
and say, "Let's go see this movie,"

1003
00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:52,160
or, "Hey, I'm hosting this movie night at my house

1004
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,040
"and we'll have a discussion afterwards."

1005
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,240
- Book club organizing, but for movies.

1006
00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:59,640
- I know there's Reddit, but as you guys keep saying,

1007
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:01,680
how long is that going to be around for?

1008
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:07,800
Also, it could even evolve into a dating app.

1009
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:11,360
I know Russell is the head honcho

1010
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,240
of Russell's Romance Corner.

1011
00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:14,920
- Russell's Love Corner.

1012
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,360
You can find people with similar movie tastes saying,

1013
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,960
"Hey, I want to go see this romantic comedy

1014
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,600
"with a person that I am attracted to."

1015
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,240
And you can swipe left on people or swipe right.

1016
00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:26,080
(laughing)

1017
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:26,920
And say, "Hey."

1018
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:28,320
- What's your movie taste?

1019
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:29,160
- Yeah.

1020
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:32,400
- It's such a perfect little non-committal,

1021
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:36,600
you can learn so little in so little conversation.

1022
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:39,960
You just sit next to them for three hours.

1023
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:41,400
Do they cough weird?

1024
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,000
(laughing)

1025
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:43,840
Do they smell funny?

1026
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:45,840
Do they make weird sounds when they eat popcorn?

1027
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:49,600
- So my biggest pet peeve is people who talk during movies.

1028
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:50,440
- I was just gonna say.

1029
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:52,360
- Like if it's a new movie that I haven't seen,

1030
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,200
I do not want you talking to me.

1031
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:55,040
- Totally.

1032
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:57,280
- So it can be like your profile says,

1033
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,480
"Oh, I'm a movie talker."

1034
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,000
No, I'm swiping left on you, I can't do that.

1035
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,040
- Love that, it sorts you into the right group.

1036
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:08,440
I completely agree, the experience of at the end of a movie

1037
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,640
where you just wanna talk about it and share,

1038
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,160
even if you're just standing in the lobby

1039
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,200
of the theater afterwards and just like,

1040
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,040
"Oh my God, this just happened," or whatnot.

1041
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:17,840
- It's really special, yeah.

1042
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,200
- One of my favorite experiences in my life

1043
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,800
is I saw "Opening Night Prestige,"

1044
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,280
like Christopher Nolan's "Prestige,"

1045
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:27,160
just a crazy wild movie.

1046
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:28,840
And if you haven't seen it,

1047
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,560
the final three seconds of the movie

1048
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:33,440
is just mind-blowing, like what?

1049
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:36,240
"Opening Night," credits go up of "Prestige,"

1050
00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:38,360
and it's complete silence in the theater

1051
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:39,240
when the credits come up,

1052
00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:41,240
'cause everyone doesn't know what just happened.

1053
00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:43,920
The guy next to me just smacks me in the chest and goes,

1054
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,120
"Dude, what the (beep) just happened up there?"

1055
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,640
(all laughing)

1056
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:50,280
Yes, I wanna share that with people.

1057
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:54,600
- Dude, AMC, like all these movie theaters would love that.

1058
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,520
They would love to make that happen.

1059
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:57,360
- Totally.

1060
00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,680
- Especially with the, I don't know if you guys

1061
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:01,560
have been following the "Taylor Swift" movie.

1062
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:04,640
Swifties are just like getting up and dancing

1063
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,240
during this thing.

1064
00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:10,360
Can you imagine if there's like a high-profile movie out,

1065
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,640
like the "Taylor Swift" movie,

1066
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:15,720
and you don't know any other Swifty,

1067
00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:19,040
and you're like, "I need a Swifty right now.

1068
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:20,320
"Let's go to the 'Swift' movie,

1069
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:23,600
"Taylor Swift movie, and dance and sing with her."

1070
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:26,360
- Dude, this is like, I think,

1071
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:30,160
the way to save AMC theaters, you know?

1072
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:35,160
You just put it on their movie pass or whatever,

1073
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:38,120
you create this whole environment

1074
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,880
and group buying decisions.

1075
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:42,680
Like now they have like a group of people

1076
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:44,840
that are gonna meet up at the same time.

1077
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:47,280
They want the best experience.

1078
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:49,280
So you gotta set it up that way.

1079
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,840
These are high-profile critics,

1080
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,280
but like hobbyist critics, right?

1081
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:56,360
Influencers, all that.

1082
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:58,920
But you create the network,

1083
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:02,120
or you create the process for people to locally meet up.

1084
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:05,800
If it's five people, if it's 100 people, whatever.

1085
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:06,920
You know, and then of course,

1086
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:08,800
you gotta go to the local movie theaters or something.

1087
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,400
I don't know if that matters to people.

1088
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,240
- Yeah, oh yeah.

1089
00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:14,160
- They just want the best experience, right?

1090
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:16,360
- Right, and I also want a chair that reclines

1091
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:19,200
and popcorn that I can refill for free.

1092
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:22,000
- Hey, you could, like what would be cool is,

1093
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:26,160
I feel like theaters should be putting old movies back,

1094
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,280
like really popular old school movies.

1095
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:29,800
I don't know if they're doing that,

1096
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:33,880
but that would be like the power to the movie buffs.

1097
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:34,920
You know?

1098
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:36,840
- They actually are doing this now.

1099
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:40,000
I've noticed this a lot with our theater down here,

1100
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,320
is they're playing the older movies,

1101
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:45,760
and these are movies from our childhood.

1102
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:50,480
Emily and I saw "Scream" in 1996,

1103
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,320
and it was amazing in theaters,

1104
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:57,080
because there were so many different age groups there

1105
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:58,560
that were sitting there enjoying

1106
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:02,200
this classic cozy slasher film.

1107
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:06,400
And they did that for the entire month of October.

1108
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:09,080
They would show like these classic horror films.

1109
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:11,520
So yeah, movie theaters are getting savvy,

1110
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:14,160
and they're saying, "Hey, maybe we should bring back

1111
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:15,880
"some of the older classics."

1112
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:16,720
- That's so smart.

1113
00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:19,040
I would love to see some of those in theaters.

1114
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:22,440
- Let the cinema, the movie buffs like vote.

1115
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:25,680
They should be the ones telling the theaters what they want.

1116
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:27,440
- Only "Transformers" movies.

1117
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:32,720
Yeah, yeah, but no, it's really interesting

1118
00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:36,320
to think about the duality of having these movie theaters

1119
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,000
have access to it to say,

1120
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,680
"Hey, what movie would you guys wanna see?"

1121
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:44,240
Maybe they put up a poll of maybe four or five movies

1122
00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:48,880
and say the one with the most votes will show next week.

1123
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:50,840
- Yes, makes perfect sense.

1124
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,920
There are several movies that I hold near and dear

1125
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:56,480
that I would love to have the theater experience again over,

1126
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:59,800
only I'm going with someone that I know hasn't seen it yet,

1127
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:01,400
so I could live through them.

1128
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,640
- Yeah, and even you could even, like in the app,

1129
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:05,200
you can say, "Hey, I'm looking for someone

1130
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:06,320
"who hasn't seen this movie

1131
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,520
"so that they can enjoy it with me."

1132
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:12,120
There's that old mentality of toxic movie buff

1133
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:14,200
and the non-toxic movie buff.

1134
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,340
Like the toxic movie buff will sit there and be like,

1135
00:43:16,340 --> 00:43:18,080
"You haven't seen this movie."

1136
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,040
And then there's the non-toxic of,

1137
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:21,760
"You haven't seen this movie yet?

1138
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,100
"I am so excited for you.

1139
00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:24,960
"Can I watch it with you?"

1140
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:25,880
- Absolutely.

1141
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,320
- I think there's something cool too,

1142
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:31,080
'cause when you have everybody going to the movie theater

1143
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:34,080
for a movie they all like, by selecting that,

1144
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,160
it's a different experience.

1145
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:38,480
'Cause I mean, nowadays with these movies,

1146
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,000
you're like walking out of the theater,

1147
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,400
you don't know if it's gonna be good or bad anymore.

1148
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,360
And so you'd love to just see

1149
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,240
all the people that love this movie.

1150
00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:48,240
To your point, the "Swifty" movie,

1151
00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:51,360
like imagine if it was like some old movie

1152
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:54,000
that everybody loved in the theater together

1153
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,720
for that like one weekend.

1154
00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:57,880
- Yeah, no, when we watched "Scream,"

1155
00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:00,680
it was really just very special

1156
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:04,600
because this franchise has lived for so long

1157
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:07,080
and persevered for so long

1158
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:09,160
that it's affecting multiple generations.

1159
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:10,920
There were people who were in their 60s

1160
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,080
seeing this movie in theaters.

1161
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,080
And then there were teenagers.

1162
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:16,180
- Dude, you could do this.

1163
00:44:16,180 --> 00:44:17,680
You could make this app so easy.

1164
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:19,360
You connect it to IMDB.

1165
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:20,520
- Yeah, but I don't have the time.

1166
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:22,120
That's why I'm giving it to you guys.

1167
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:22,960
(laughing)

1168
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:24,560
- That's right.

1169
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:25,920
- That's why I'm here.

1170
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,000
(laughing)

1171
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,120
- I wonder if there's an app out there

1172
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:32,000
to like track all the movies you've watched and rate them.

1173
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,560
- It's called Letterboxd.

1174
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:34,400
- Yep.

1175
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:35,680
- And I use it religiously.

1176
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:38,040
- It does seem like a feature that they could take

1177
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:39,840
and like add to their app.

1178
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:41,120
That's what I was thinking about during this.

1179
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:42,000
- It could be, yeah.

1180
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,120
- Or we exit to them.

1181
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:46,400
We build this app and then they buy us.

1182
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,680
- Or it even like compares your list on Letterboxd

1183
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:51,720
with other people and gets you matched up

1184
00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:53,120
with other people with your similar interests

1185
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:55,640
and says, "Hey, you all really like these four,

1186
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:57,120
but there's a bunch of other people

1187
00:44:57,120 --> 00:45:00,600
who liked those four movies who really loved this fifth one

1188
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:02,240
that none of you have seen.

1189
00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:05,040
We really recommend you five people,

1190
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:06,920
if you've opted in, you know,

1191
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:09,320
go see this one that we're pretty sure you would also enjoy."

1192
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:10,480
That's gotta be a thing, right?

1193
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:12,800
- Every app has your GPS location now.

1194
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:14,720
It knows you're around these five people.

1195
00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:15,560
You guys should all meet up.

1196
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:17,880
- You mark yourself as times that you're free some nights

1197
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:20,400
and then it'll give you both people to go with

1198
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:23,040
and a recommendation of something that they know is playing.

1199
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:23,880
Yeah.

1200
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:24,720
- Love that.

1201
00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:26,160
- What a strange experience that would be though.

1202
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:28,000
Like, or just like, it'd be so unique.

1203
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,640
- Hi, I don't know you, but I guess I kind of know you.

1204
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:33,040
- The app told me to meet you here.

1205
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:36,760
- Yeah, we're gonna watch a movie together.

1206
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:38,960
- Well, you go in knowing that you have similar interests

1207
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:40,680
in at least one part of your life, right?

1208
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:41,520
- Yeah.

1209
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:43,720
- Yeah, and even with like movie theaters nowadays

1210
00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:46,720
where they sell tickets to actual seats,

1211
00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:48,600
that's where the movie theaters come in and say,

1212
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:50,720
"Hey, these seats are available.

1213
00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:53,840
You and your five friends can come see

1214
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:55,800
'Five Nights at Freddy's'."

1215
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:56,640
- Yeah.

1216
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:58,200
- Don't, don't, don't watch that movie.

1217
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,920
- It's kind of like, I don't know, I guess like in a way,

1218
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:03,080
it feels like it would be a strange experience,

1219
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:05,680
but like Uber was not a strange experience,

1220
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:08,520
but in a way it'd be, it's like that feeling of like-

1221
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:09,960
- The first time I did it, it felt weird.

1222
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:14,200
- Right, and you know, and Airbnb at first, it was like,

1223
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,200
I'm gonna stay in someone else's house.

1224
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,760
So someone out there run with it, please.

1225
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:22,360
I would love to see what someone can do with it.

1226
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:25,600
- Letterboxd, J Con is your new director of vision

1227
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:26,800
and community.

1228
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:29,960
- I mean, it's already more successful than MoviePass.

1229
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:32,640
So I mean, just not existing.

1230
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:35,760
- God, those were the golden days, man.

1231
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:38,240
- Bingo.

1232
00:46:38,240 --> 00:46:40,080
I got it on my card.

1233
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:42,320
We reminisced about how great MoviePass was.

1234
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:43,160
(laughing)

1235
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:44,160
- Yeah.

1236
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,520
- Is that on your card?

1237
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:47,600
- I took advantage.

1238
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:51,480
- Russell's the reason MoviePass failed.

1239
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,200
I don't know if you knew this, Jake.

1240
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:54,820
- Yeah, so- - I did not.

1241
00:46:54,820 --> 00:46:57,040
- We, when you had MoviePass,

1242
00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:00,360
you had to go to the location itself

1243
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:02,720
and buy the ticket with the debit card they mailed you,

1244
00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:04,680
and they would cover the cost.

1245
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:07,320
Unless you had special theaters in your area

1246
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:09,240
where you could buy the tickets online and reserve the seat,

1247
00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:10,880
and then they didn't make you go to the theater

1248
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:12,000
to get the seat.

1249
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,400
And so we all had accounts,

1250
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:14,520
and we would have a group chat.

1251
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:17,040
We're like, "Can I get three tickets to Moana?"

1252
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:18,840
And we would all like buy tickets on our app

1253
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:19,920
'cause we didn't have to be at the theater

1254
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:21,080
and like share them with each other.

1255
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:22,880
Here's your code for this one, this one, and this one.

1256
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:23,720
- Oh my gosh, that's perfect.

1257
00:47:23,720 --> 00:47:25,120
- But then Russell learned,

1258
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:27,720
"Oh, the theater has a rewards program,

1259
00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:30,200
"so I'll just buy a ticket every day and not go."

1260
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:33,720
- He'd spend hundreds of dollars of Silicon Valley money

1261
00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:35,640
so he could get a free small popcorn

1262
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:37,680
the next time he went.

1263
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:41,360
- He took a venture capitalist wallet and lit it on fire.

1264
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:43,320
- Russell, was it worth it?

1265
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:45,520
- I actually never ended up getting free popcorn.

1266
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:46,920
I just never ended up using it.

1267
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:49,800
I just saw the points go up.

1268
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:51,680
I mean, it was kind of just like ridiculous

1269
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:53,880
that I could do it, so it was just the thrill.

1270
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:55,800
It was a little bit of that.

1271
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:58,480
- Somewhere in a database, somewhere in our local theater,

1272
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:02,580
there's a really high number next to your email address.

1273
00:48:02,580 --> 00:48:04,920
- It's got some movie buff.

1274
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:06,060
We should sign up.

1275
00:48:06,060 --> 00:48:08,200
(laughing)

1276
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:09,200
Great for this app.

1277
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:10,780
- It's like the ticket redeeming booth.

1278
00:48:10,780 --> 00:48:12,960
You have enough for the Xbox on the top shelf.

1279
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:13,840
- You know what's so funny?

1280
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:15,000
Every time I did that,

1281
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,640
like there'd be some new feature

1282
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,200
to like stop that from happening.

1283
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:19,520
(laughing)

1284
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:21,480
Like you could only see a movie once.

1285
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:22,880
Oh, well that sucks.

1286
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:24,640
Now I have to like buy every ticket.

1287
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:27,080
You know, I have to watch every movie now.

1288
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:28,280
And then it switched to like,

1289
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:30,680
your geolocation needed to be near the theater.

1290
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:31,760
I'm like, okay.

1291
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:33,080
So then when I would drive home,

1292
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:37,840
I just like swing by it, ping it real quick and keep going.

1293
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:39,300
It wasn't a great geofencing.

1294
00:48:39,300 --> 00:48:42,800
So literally as I drove by on like the main street,

1295
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:45,480
I just hit it a bunch of times and then it would work.

1296
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:46,320
So I was like-

1297
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:47,160
- That's great.

1298
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:49,840
- It's the thrill of doing something stupid

1299
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:51,700
for just the sake of doing something.

1300
00:48:51,700 --> 00:48:53,520
- Yes.

1301
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,080
- And then the company folded.

1302
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:56,880
- And then the company collapsed.

1303
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:58,360
(laughing)

1304
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:00,160
- I saw at least a dozen movies I wouldn't have.

1305
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:01,400
It was the golden days.

1306
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:02,640
- Oh yeah, yeah.

1307
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,160
- Well, thanks so much for listening.

1308
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:06,120
We hope you enjoyed yourself.

1309
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:07,520
And thank you very much, Jake.

1310
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:08,680
It was lovely to have you here.

1311
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:10,400
- Thank you guys for having me on.

1312
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:13,120
- Next time you have an idea, we gotta have you back.

1313
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:14,300
- Okay, excellent.

1314
00:49:14,300 --> 00:49:16,280
- Our website is Spitball.show.

1315
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,760
Please email us any feedback, comments, ideas.

1316
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:21,360
If you wanna be on the show, tell us what your ideas are.

1317
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:22,560
We'd love to have you.

1318
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,120
That's how you can follow us on the Fetaverse.

1319
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:26,680
Also, we are podcast@Spitball.show.

1320
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:29,120
You can follow us on Mastodon, those kind of places.

1321
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:31,400
Our subreddit is r/spitballshow.

1322
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:34,040
Our intro/outro music is "Swingers" by Bonkers Beat Club.

1323
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:36,600
And please, you're listening on a podcast app right now,

1324
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:37,960
hit us with that five-star review,

1325
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:39,680
Apple Podcasts, Spotify, whatever.

1326
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:42,040
Pull over in your car if you're listening to us in a car

1327
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:44,880
and pull out that phone and just press whatever button

1328
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:46,560
is near the name Spitball.

1329
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:48,200
We'd love to have it.

1330
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:50,320
That's the best way for people to find the show.

1331
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:51,880
New episode, it's coming out soon.

1332
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:52,920
We will see you then.

1333
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:55,500
(upbeat music)

1334
00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:57,420
(bang)

